The best thing in the world is enjoying a delicious meal while watching a fun feel good movie. Great dopamine inducer.
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The best thing in the world is enjoying a delicious meal while watching a fun feel good movie. Great dopamine inducer.
Being thin is better
>He can't enjoy whatever food he wants and maintain a lean, muscular physique
Skill issue.
I think it was Kate Moss who said nothing tastes as good as 'skinny' feels
>Eat healthy.
>Fill body with drugs.
Supermodels are thick as mince.
She's right though. Eating 'disorders' should be normalized.
i stay like this an even lose weight by giving myself enemas after a meal
i think I have ibs now so food goes straight through me and I just enema it out. Feels great after feeling empty and I've lost weight doing it.
Am I mentally ill?
I would prefer to demolish that slam pig
Can you satisfy her appetite
that seems like a fairly average sized meal I would say
she really gonna eat that sideways?
random fat b***hes are not slampigs
they need to be attractive or have some sexual quality to them
She's a pig. He'd slam her.
That's all it takes.
Don't do this you'll associate eating with watching. Then be unable to eat if there isn't a screen around. When was the last time you just sat and ate, anon?
She cute
I like doing this sometimes especially with YouTube!
Whenever I read something like this, it feels like a horror movie to me. I know a guy who literally avoids every obstacle in life and only seeks pleasure.
>lives with his mom
>took him 10 years to finish college even after his mother pulled all the strings she has and then some
>smokes like a chimney, 2 or 3 packs a day
>eats deep fried food and puts mayo on everything, salad is for gays
>jerks off to porn and insta thots, never had a gf
>his clothes is filthy and he is fat
>only thing that matters is that he feels good, instantly
You could literally tell this guy he can work out for 15 minutes a day to look like Chris Hemsworth and he would refuse. He thinks it's showing character.
I envy people like that
I forced myself into severe discomfort for years to get a high paying job, girlfriend etc. Now i cant even enjoy vidya and dont have any time to really be a full on NEET neckbeard (which is my spirit animal)
Whereas i know former friends who are still playing vidya in their parents house well into their 30s. They dont give a frick.
We all die in the end and id rather be one of those people too dumb to give a frick about "muh accomplishments" and just rot playing vidya and smoking weed
unfortunately i have been given the gift of """"sentience""" and hunger for pussy, aka the wageslave curse
I know a genuinely autistic guy who works from home as a programmer, sleeps during the day and works or plays vidya during the night (just picks his hours as he feels, somehow).
And he's not miserable he loves it, he hates going outside. In fact we barely see each other IRL now, which is a shame.
He is truly and deeply unhappy. He still throws temper tantrums and he is in his 30s. It's only pleasure chemicals in the brain, I truly believe he can't experience happiness anymore because he is fried.
Also his mom died and he is selling off his possesions and taking money from people as a charity just so he doesn't have to look for a job.
the only thing better is the dopamine you get from a fat ass in your face and getting a blowjob at the same time
its why we work 60 hour weeks to get that dopamine hit
the hunger for pussy is like some primal hard wired animal instinct that you have to actively fight against to not succumb to. being a slave for the pussy is just another way of saying you're pussy whipped. i've never bought a woman flowers or any shit like that because i don't care. jerking off was always good enough for me. women are a waste of money
jerking off is like 3/10
real pussy is 10/10
for 10 minutes then its all over and you're back to square one
incel cope
you've never had sex stop pretending
Not an argument
incel triggered
Split the difference and get a fleshlight
not in my experience. i've given myself better orgasms than any woman i've been with, which admittedly have only been a few, but with masturbation you have complete control and know your exact limits. you're probably not doing it right or edging enough.
i'm 30 now though so my epic 4-5 hour jerk off sessions are over. now i just pump it a couple times and then go to bed because i'm desensitized to most porn nowadays
Not that guy but I've had sex on occasion where I've later thought I should've just gone home and fapped instead.
propaganda crafted to torment virgins
>unfortunately i have been given the gift of """"sentience""" and hunger for pussy, aka the wageslave curse
Most wageslaves barely have sentience. The work jobs they hate and live in conditions they cannot stand just because they've been programmed that it's what they're supposed to do and the only option.
t. mommies little manchild
I'm in my late 30s, have lived independently for almost 15 years, have had multiple jobs with the longest position spanning almost 10 years.
Why did my comment sting you so?
so hang on, you live to work and jerk your flacid penis off to porn you are desensitized to?
sad. at least i get sucked off and stick it in my girlfriends guts
No. I don't work anymore and I never said anything about porn I'm desensitised to. You're confusing me with another poster.
I don't think they are too dumb, I think they have no goals, or do not think those goals are attainable (eg, wife, family, house, etc), so they don't even try. And honestly, I don't blame them with the current state of society.
>obtaining a wife and family
>hard to attain goals
pick one. you can just pick up some hamplanet tonight on a dating app, knock her up, marry her, she'll say yes because there are no downsides to a woman getting married because when she divorces you she gets half of your shit
Fine, a GOOD wife, you just listed reasons why so many men don't bother any more.
are you spying on me? who are you?
Sounds based, imagine thinking the current society is worth working for
Fixed it for you
built for bugmen/onions
built for chad/ real human bean
>food is gone 20 minutes in
>get the urge to snack even more
Tfw a girl will never look at you like this hog looks at food.
I like a big bowl of spaghetti and spicy meat sauce with parmesan on top. It takes longer to eat than a lot of foods and it's filling and comforting.
I still sometimes miss these kinds of food ever since I became vegan but I know that if I ever had access to it I would probably overindulge and gain weight.
>since I became vegan
breasts or GTFO
I'm a guy.
Then go back.
Type that again without sounding mad.
Go cry into your cress, noodle arms.
I take that as a 'no'.
I'll take that as a "Owee, my shit got pushed in on the internet again"
>ask moron to type his posts without sounding mad
>types every subsequent post like he's the maddest motherfricker on the planet
I'm having great fun, champ.
Enjoy the rest of your night.
I don't live in some shithole country so it's the middle of the day here.
Your socioeconomic conditions are probably why you're so upset right now.
Vegan bolognese is one of the easiest things to make without it tasting like shit.
And I say this as a non-vegan who couldn't go vegan because beef is fricking delicious, obviously.
Would you eat your dad's cum if it was delicious?
Of course I would, as long as it wasn't poisonous or something. Why the hell wouldn't I?
>if
For me it's sitting down and watching mukbangs and stuffing my face
TAD
That is way too many carbs. Try eating nothing but steak for 6 months and tell me how you feel