>The Bill was the longest-running police procedural television series in the United Kingdom
>The Bill was the longest-running police procedural television series in the United Kingdom
>The Bill was the longest-running police procedural television series in the United Kingdom
Why would anyone collect this
Modern life is very empty and tragic
it doesnt even look like a dvd boxset. it looks like a box containing envelopes . so unexciting
Nah that’s cardboard enclosed DVD box sets if I ever did see them.
The Bill was something my Nan would watch. The theme tune was fricking ACE.
I sharted humming the theme when I saw the op... derr derr derr derr derrr derr der der derrr der derr der derrr derr derr derder derr.
Brittoids are a strange breed indeed.
OP, or the picture, is Australian I believe.
New note:
I know, and I came every time.
t. coworker
those are Australian classification labels on the boxes
ozzys are brits
But why would she be putting her own breastmilk in her coffee to begin with?
you just gotta leave a reply note that says,
>bitch, you think i don't know what breast milk tastes like? why do you think i keep drinking your shit? you keep putting titty milk in it and making it irresistible.
>How to get HR on your ass
i hope they have a handwriting expert on payroll, or wanna mail her creamer to a DNA testing facility and pay through the nose to have them pull my saliva off her bottle. it's not like they can make me undrink her breast milk, or repossess the nutrients i've been absorbing all week to enhance my gains.
>what are cameras
Can tell you've never worked a day in your life mate, probably a fatty too
>cameras in the break room
depends on where you work. i've had jobs before, just nothing luxurious enough that they're worried about what the employees are doing on break. i caught one of my friends fingerfricking one of the cashiers in there, actually. lmao
>reply back: “I know and it also comes in handy for rubbing one out. Thanks a million.”
what's the run time for the whole thing? I might do a marathon
80 hours according to google
that's just one episode
That can't be right, it was hour long episodes and it ran for decades
It has 2500+ episdoes so its like 1000 hours
What, so like, 12 episodes?
This is actually pretty good, sounds like something you could find on cassette in MGSV.
Stand aside.
i miss when every tv intro had to have a jazzy trumpet theme
i think i might be moronic it's a saxophone
When it goes crazy it sounds good.
>2,425 episodes
pass
I'm more pissed off that Don't Wait Up has only ever released series 1 + 2. Bought it back in 2012 and am still waiting for series 3 - 6.
I need to go search for a torrent again if I am lucky. I have not checked in a few years.
The UK does good police/detective drama shows.
am so fricking sick of seeing that wide-eyed, ayy lmao b***h everywhere I go
I'm sorry.
>The UK does good police/detective drama shows.
I just watched ‘Karen Pirie’
. The impression I hot, was that the writers for most Scottish shows are trying to depict Scots as low IQ morons,
or corrupt criminals.
>trying to depict Scots as low IQ morons,
>or corrupt criminals.
In the arts, we call that 'naturalism'
You want Taggart.
>Tha's been a murrrrdah Jackie.
Runs from 1983-1995, the actor playing Taggart dies, just carries on for another 15 years anyway. Its USP was its accelerating body count, you start with one murder and by the third commercial break they are up to five or six sometimes.
>Scots as low IQ morons,
>set in fife
lol
What’s wrong with Fife?
loads of boy racers forcing moronic speed restrictions.
then again the whole country is going that way now
>loads of boy racers
Is “boy racers” a term for bicyclists?
>I just watched ‘Karen Pirie’
I've seen that advertised. The actress is cute though I'm yet to watch it.
YOU JUST KNOW
Allowing women and removing the minimum height requirements was a mistake
“Fanny Pack”
Don’t know if that was meant to be a subliminal message.
did they ever find out where Bill was?
I can't imagine that you'd ever want to rewatch any of those
DUDU DUDU DUDU
DOO DOO DA DOO DO DA DO DA DOOOOOOOOOO-DA DOOO DO DO DA
DO
DA DA!!!
great themetunehxhw8v
Imagine how big the Corrie collection must be
They don't even bother, just do 'best-of' sets
Corrie has 10,740 episodes according to wiki, According to wiki a show called Sandmännchen has 22,200 episodes
Soaps are cheating, and Coronation Street has been running since the 60s.
mercedes more like ford focus
Also excellent waist.
She's such a babe
Only thing I know about this is that seemingly ever Brit actor ever was an extra in it and the guvnor(?) is the dad of Elly Jackson from La Roux
Neighbours was really the only soap I used to watch a lot. Now that's been fricking cancelled.
Biker grove and heartbreak high are worth watch
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some f kino theme tunes itt swt
Makes me feel better about considering getting the complete Howard's Way recently.
The opening and closing titles are all you need to know about the 80s in a way. Understated synthery and acoustic guitar give way to an aspirational blast of brass. Fire up the XR3i.
Russ Abbot parodied the ending sequence with the female legs belonging to a man and the trousers on a lass. Funny once; less so now…
>uk
Let me guess, a whopping 20 episodes?
2500
the bill was really a soap, its own special category for episode count
How about this?
Final Destination, the TV series. Someone introduced each episode would have some sort of horrific accident and the fun was guessing who it was and what would happen to them.
>watched an episode a year or so ago, having watched it when I was a kid every week
>Final destination was a gay man who had a light fixture fall on him.
>Sister is also admitted, he hates her because she was homophobic
>nurse comes and gives the sisters name... turns out she's in the middle of transitioning to his brother!
>in an ironic twist the gay brother is now shown to be transphobic!
>the episode also featured a gay guy giving a straight guy inappropriately sexual advice on giving his gf a treat for a special occasion
>another sub plot is a closeted gay doctor being blackmailed by his gay lover.
Fricks sake BBC, tone it down a little.
I'd forgotten Johnny Briggs' sister (Arr Rita) was a paramedic in it.
that's... a good premise, i kinda wanna watch this now. i imagine it's probably not very graphic though, huh?
Brits don't know how to make good television.
> point unclear
> execution shoddy
typical British response
You don't have the minerals for it mate, come back when your balls have dropped.
Ghost in the Shell is based on the first one, you can see from the character designs alone.
Nobody is going to say anything about what looks like multiple volumes of Sons & Daughters?
Prison Cell Block H > The Sullivans > Neighbours > Home & Away > [vast power gap] > The Young Doctors > Sons & Daughters > The Flying Doctors > A Country Practice
I used to love The Sullivans, if you were lucky you'd get some moderately unconvincing Pacific War scenes with potted palms and cheeseplants in front of the camera in an attempt to convey jungle conditions.
Blue Heelers > The Bill
My fricking Black person
Only discovered it a few months ago. Can't believe how they did my boy Wayne dirty
God tier 80s British TV themes?
I only know one, thanks PBS
>No. of episodes 2,425[1] (list of episodes)
do bongs really?
Would be a Tesco Express now
Dave
Reg was a top bloke ok
never saw it
Was Sons and Daughters kino?
Wonder what Smivvy would be up to now days. Top dog or just another guv