The Blue Lagoon (1980)

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets cannibaalized by a pre pubescent child

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    With brother and sister fricking and getting pregnant?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were cousins. Also funny that they had to use a body double for Brooke because she was underage, yet the movie had full frontal child nudity.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        full frontal child nudity usually isn't sexual because children aren't sexual or sexy or arousing or and so on

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Protest too much

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >children aren’t sexual
          Have you read your local school district’s curriculum?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When i was a child i'd play with my dick all the time and get erections and enjoy the pleasure from it.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can never bring myself to watch this, it's too fricking painful. As someone who never experienced realistic teenage romance/sex, I still have the idealized version of it stuck in my head.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a boring movie and she's not even that hot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she's not even that hot

        I mean, she was 14, so it would be kinda messed up if you thought she was.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who sees her in this and doesn't want to fill her with their jizz is gay

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am gay, so I want to fill the 18 year old twink with jizz instead.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            she had a body double for the underwater scenes. But your statement stands true for Pretty Baby.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also the scene where she's breastfeeding. That was a good trick or the camera, as they say.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's an incest film bro the director was a pedo fetishist

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls that age in Hollywood are ugly as shit now

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is illegal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cabal of bankers that rules the world has decided thusly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But they’re the biggest pizza loving group of all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just a conspiracy they spread to keep cuckservatives busy. Remember that the purpose of Epstein was to entrap people.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rules for thee but not for me, goy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on HBO Max right now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Er, what else is on HBO max?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all, at least in the civilized world

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Paradise?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy would be black now. He already has the hair

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom & Lola (1990) was far better. And did the concept better too.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie existed purely to allow perverted boomers to jerk off to their incestuous fantasies, we have Game of Thrones and step-sibling porn now so there's no reason to make movies like this anymore.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >watch the uncensored theatrical cut
    >artistic swimming scene
    >"wtf how does brook shields have such a bushy pussy at 13??"
    >read up the imdb
    >it was a double for her but the dude did his own nude scenes
    Very kino casting and cinematography magic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actor for the lad was 18 so he went wiener out.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The actor for the lad was 18 so he went wiener out.
        Prove it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be 18
        >cast because you pass for 14
        How embarrassing

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was too old in this movie. Pretty Baby is the pinnacle Shieldskino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My man

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was too old in this movie. Pretty Baby is the pinnacle Shieldskino.

        Not even close.

        Tom & Lola (1990) was far better. And did the concept better too.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    could have been the next big genre

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paradise has the greatest shower scene in film history

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paradise has the greatest shower scene in film history
        Youtube has the whole movie. Commenters have the timestamps.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paradise has the greatest shower scene in film history
        Youtube has the whole movie. Commenters have the timestamps.

        Indeed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      William Aames AND Phoebe Cates? early 80s HBO after 9pm softcore kino

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is rather kino

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch The Forest (2016) (Thai)
    It's really crazy. Kid literally goes into his bullies house and kills Kim in his sleep with an Axe. Was wild.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brooke was 14 and Christopher was 18 in Blue Lagoon, due to Brooke's age I think only Christopher should've had nude scenes instead of them both being naked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brooke was 14 and Christopher was 18 in Blue Lagoon, due to Brooke's age I think only Christopher should've had nude scenes instead of them both being naked
      It was the 70s. Pedo was still officially part of GLBP, G was still head of the degenerate household, and X-rated movies were still pretending to be high brow instead of clipbait. Nudity was 'art', and plenty of parents sacrificed their children's innocence to the small hat pervs who cooked the books.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably shouldn't have had an 18 year old naked around a 14 year though.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the sql tops the original

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