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>the exorcist, but the girl is black
bravo
For me it's
>the exorcist but the exorcist is a fat Australian
The exorcist got her groove back
so it seems, so it seems
The Dinducist
If the leaks are correct she lives and the other one dies.
That's how you know its progressive.
the Blexorcist
She gets picked to survive in the ending too. The cracker girl gets her soul sent right to hell kek
Somebody tell danny mcbride to stop making horror movies
This is a McBride and company production?
I had high hopes but Halloween was shit
STOP BEING RACIST
FOR ONE SECOND
There's only one good Exorcist movie and it's only good because it had almost nothing to do with the first one.
>only one good Exorcist movie
Yeah, the first and only one
The decline of David Gordon Green is fricking insane.
Blumhouse as well
With the possible exception of the first Saw, Blumhouse has always been mainstream chad/stacy shit.
>there are 2 more sequels like his Halloween trilogy
Kek.
Do you think Universal will just cancel them? Surely this movie is going to be an enormous bomb
This is going to make The Exorcist II: Heretic look like a masterpiece.
>Surely this movie is going to be an enormous bomb
It won't be. The production budget was "only" 30 million, and the domestic opening weekend box office projections aren't bad at all when you take the budget into account. It will certainly break even and probably even make a good profit.
Dude Taylor Swift movie comes next week AND FnaF movie will completely obliterate it
>Taylor Swift movie
Appeals to a different audience.
>FnaF movie
Yeah, that will provide competition, but there's plenty of room for more than one horror film during October.
Check the projections, this piece of shit Exorcist flick won't bomb.
>Appeals to a different audience.
the audience for horror is always a ton of women of various ages being brought to the movies by their boyfriends
that won't happen if they're going barbie-mode to see taylor or if they're making their boyfriend take them to see it instead
I think they're overestimating how much people want a new Exorcist movie, plus they didn't take the atrocious reviews into account
Yep. Universal paid 400 fricking million for the rights to the Exorcist franchise. Insane. This new film itself was cheap and will make its money back, but overall this Exorcist venture will be a huge financial mistake for them.
Saw might have more internet popularity among young people, but the projections point to Exorcist having a better opening weekend than Saw. It will probably drop off massively in the second weekend due to shitty reviews, but the film wil still profit thanks to its cheap pricetag and international sales.
Saw X just released and did pretty poorly even though its only competition was fricking Paw Patrol. And Saw is way more popular these days than some random Exorcist movie.
Sure they might make a little profit on a 30 mil budget but this wont make enough to justify any sequels.
Reminds me that some bonehead on my radio was just talking about how the next Barbenheimer is Saw Patrol. Threw up a little bit.
>And Saw is way more popular these days than some random Exorcist movie.
Adjusted for inflation Saw X is the lowest opening Saw movie aside from Spiral. Saw is the least popular it's ever been.
People forget how huge saw used to be, the release of a new saw film from 4-7 was a huge event
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>Adjusted for inflation Saw X is the lowest opening Saw movie aside from Spiral. Saw is the least popular it's ever been.
homie MOVIE THEATERS ARE THE LEAST POPULAR THEY'VE EVER BEEN
SHUT THE FRICK UUUUUUUP AAAAAAAh!!!
>And Saw is way more popular these days than some random Exorcist movie.
True. But saw doesn’t appeal to women. Butthouse makes “horror”‘for stupid teenage girls. Jump scare shit. Not gore porn. Taylor Swift overlap is a lot bigger than people think and could
hurt it
I can't imagine they will go through with those sequels unless this magically is a box office hit.
The 1st nu-Halloween movie was a huge success, I dont foresee the same for this.
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
This is just from the outside looking in, but isn't it kind of moronic to be a demon and invoke the Body and the Blood of the Almighty who will banish you to hellfire for all eternity at the end of days? I'm just saying, seems like a miscalculation on their part.
I just can't believe they did the "creepy person walks into a church and acts like a schizo" trope as if it hasn't been done a billion times before
You can say it's terrible writing OR you can say the demon is so powerful that it doesn't fear Christ. I mean, we know which one it is.
The Exorcist but with no Exorcist
Feel kind of sad that Ellen Burstyn is still active as an actress and they managed to get her to reprise her role, which seems like a miracle considering she was 40 when The Exorcist was released 50 years ago, and then they just make the movie a piece of shit.
Whats especially damning is that even the "fresh" reviews are struggling to say anything nice abou the film. Very much "well it could have been worse I suppose" type of reactions.
And as for the negative reviews pretty much everyone agrees its a soulless, gutless, completely pussified version that can't go even half as far as the original did 50 years ago.
The fact that everyone agrees even most fricking anti christian reviewers that taking out the Catholic of the Exorcist was pretty fricking dumb you know its bad
Say what? What a dumb decision.
>What a dumb decision
Yea there is no exorcism no more, the girls get saved by the power of love well the black girl does, the white girl goes to hell
>taking out the Catholic of the Exorcist
Do you mean they're protestants now? There was a scene in a church in the trailer
>Christian
>Catholic
Hmm
>not as bad as some horror reboots
I remember watching the trailer for this before oppenheimer and people were laughning over how bad it was
As if femanons can tell the difference
I’m still gonna see it 🙂
Playing "I'm a believer" by Smash Mouth in the credits wasn't the best idea
The trailer that they kept cutting up and putting more and more shit in, ruined the whole movie. Any interest I might have had to see it is gone, I already know what'll happen from trailers alone
>The Exorcist
>without the exorcists
Fricking what is the point?
POPE'S EXORCIST CHADS,WE WON
I knew it was gonna be shit the moment it went from Christiankino to
>WE HAVE TO DO ALL THE EXORCISMS FROM ALL THE RELIGIONS AND CULTURES AND JOIN HANDS TO FORM A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT TO TRULY BANISH THIS CLEARLY CHRISTIAN MONSTER!!!!
These soulless hacks don't know how to make a film with nuanced Christian themes.
Ahahahahahahaaaa!
Christendom can't be portrayed in a positive light anymore. If it absolutely has to be, something else must be alongside it to push it out of the limelight
uh-oh
she's leaving a review