The bottle, Hank. Bring it back.

The bottle, Hank.
Bring it back.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walt cucked Hank because Walt had an autistic cripple son, but Hank couldnt even have a son to begin with.

    This made Hank seethe endlessly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank was constantly bullying Walt throughout the entire series. The only way this show could've actually had a good ending is if it involved both of them having a showdown. Not some random Nazis.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bullying
        You're so sensitive. Bullying requires ill intent on the part of the bully and there was none of that from Hank.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hank was bullying him because he was seething that no matter just how much more of a macho man he was, his sperm didnt work and Walts did, even worse walts only worked for a cripple son but it was still better than Hank who was shooting blanks.

        If you took like 20% of Walts personality and gave it to Hank, and took 20% of Hanks and gave it to Walt, they both would have been far better persons.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't their second kid alright?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick you talking about

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Skyler smoked during both pregnancies to foreshadow that Holly will have the same problems.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet it was Marie who didnt want kids and possibly was on pills without Hank knowing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            easily could be, relationships can get real ugly real fast if the woman isnt truly physically attracted to the husband

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            watch the minisodes, she's a dominatrix and Hank is her b***h

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hank also gets blown by a troony at his bachelor party.
              BRAVO VINCE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hank was just throwing banter at Walt, which makes a lot of sense because hank worked in a law enforcement environment where people typically joke around with each other by talking shit. Calling it bullying is inaccurate unless you're a tampon wearer, then it could make sense in their mind.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Walt just had zero physicality him what so ever. Was tragic really to watch in the beginning. No man should allow oneself to get ground down that profoundly. We've all got biceps, feeling them makes us into men.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This has been a long time comin' Schrader. Pick up your iron. Let's see if you got the stones to take me down
        >*Hank picks up his gun, standard showdown shit, then swiftly shoots Walt in the chest*
        >They're minerals, Walt.
        >Ayayayayaaaaaa wah wah wahhhhhh

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember guys familiarity breads animosity.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isaac schrader was in the wrong here, the balls on this dude, to disrespect a guy at his party at his own house

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting your half tard son tequila drunk for the lulz is a pretty boss move

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hank was right to take that bottle of poison away

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lsd chads we win again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely made up chart
      >British
      Who cares

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the chart is “completely made up” because…it just is, ok?!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bong, hank. Pack another bowl.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, who would green out the fastest u think

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Walt no question dude he could barely handle jessie's dry-ass brick weed that had been sitting out on the table for days

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bong, hank. Pack another bowl.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hank. Haank. Haaaaaaaaaank.
          >Walt?
          >Haaaank. damn that's a funny name. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaank
          >Haha. Hank.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No memes, what would have happened if walter jr didn't throw up and distracted Hank? Was walt drunk enough to get physical with Hank?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of the day anon, Hank would have had to step down by virtue of this being Walts properity, his tequila and his own son.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Walt jr wasn’t old enough to buy tequila

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank would leave again and let Walt seethe beside the pool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Walt getting physical with Hank
      Hank probably would just let him take his best shot then throw him in the pool. In a what the ‘frick are you thinking coming at me’ reserved humiliation move.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my moronic son NEEDS tequila HANK

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are so damn funny to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are so damn funny to me.

      Anyone know where tese were originally posted?
      View-same on 4plebs isn't helping this time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We had a lot of speddit tourists coming here market testing their shitty comics and EPIC fan theories here before crossposting for ecred. Like the autist who made a bunch of incorrect death predictions but mapping out the colors worn by every single charecter in every single episode. Those post-rage comics were a product of those tourists

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was sure hank was going to know by the end of season or 1 or 2, it was already so obvious
      but it took 5 seasons

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hank. My moronic son needs to drink more tequila.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank. Don't you understand. He's a moron. He's not going to get any pussy. I have to get him BLACKOUT DRUNK.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stoners on Cinemaphile? Where is Quentin when we need him?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, maybe if Walt had just asked nicely Hank would have let him keep getting his son shitfaced.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of that shit would have happened if walt started doing roids the moment he decided to go into crime, he was a chemist, he wanted to be strong and alpha, they could have shown him to craft his own megaroid blue tren stack or something.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dean Norris is almost the same character in Tremors the tv show. He even mentions putting a tracker on Burt’s car to know where he’s at. Thanks for reading

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tremors the tv show
      WHAT?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s actually kinda decent for a mid 2000s syfi channel show. Burt, Dean Norris and the scientist from Back to the Future really carry it. I’ve got 3 more episodes so it could drop the ball but overall pretty comfy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the scientist from back to the future
          Unfrickingbelievable

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this scene it reminds me of all the awkward family dinners I had to endure

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still live with my parents
      >now everyone just eats alone at different times and then fricks off to their own rooms

      Feels bad bro

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom could tell I got druk again
    how does she do it?
    she can always tell no matter how little I drink or how much I try to hide it

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he forcing the insane kid to drink liquor?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My moronic son NEEDS tequila, Hank

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this series is full of "forced drama" moments like this one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably the realest moment in the series.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hank was a homosexual who put his job/status/title first before family. On the other hand, the Salamancas were always reminding each other that family was everything. In that regard, I feel that the cartel had more honor than Hank "the traitor" Schrader.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic dirtballs had more honor than a warrior of order
      Yeah, no.

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