THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME

THE BOX
YOU OPENED IT
WE CAME

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too cum in open boxes.
    Its called being a chad

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE SOCK
    YOU GOT IT OUT OF THE DRAWER
    WE CAME

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FEED TO SOME
    SEED TO OTHERS

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhmm source?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helltaker

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      suffering feels so good when u ain't got a b***h in ya ear telling you it's nasty

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did that dude at the end of the first movie like cum super hard or what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Wept

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think he was into it, that's why he escaped and they kept torturing him

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people like horror movies? Life is already hopeless for many.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the let's roll scene
        Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because suspense and terror are the only things I can feel anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just walk around an "urban" area at night then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real life is boring hopeless because you have to wage slave for 50 years. Horror movies are exciting.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WE ARE SUPER EVIL AND SCARY
    >well, except for the fact that we somehow let the guy escape
    >and we had to make a deal with a teenage girl because we couldn’t get him back ourselves
    >BUT WERE SO EVIL THAT WE DOUBLE CROSSED HER!!
    >yet somehow despite not having any knowledge of the box she somehow configured it to destroy us
    >Oh well, well get her in the second movi…
    >god dammit the doctor who literally JUST became a cenobite pounded us in the asses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they evil? I thought they were just paranormal fetlife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're more of a force of nature than evil as far as the first 2 movies go.
        You open the box. They come.
        FAFO, in its most simplest form.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Jeanette Jennings opened the box and to spare her own life made a deal with the cenobites to forever punish Jazz to satisfy them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jazzraiser posting is kino

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man these movies suck. Who watches this crap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First two were good. And the comic was also good at establishing their mythos.

        Then 3 and beyond they went from otherworldly demons that take those who seek them to kill and slaughter monsters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disappointing they didn't keep Leviathan and the Labyrinth.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right. Shame, it was a cool set piece. The comic added a bit more lore and showed that they were ancient and that the tortured souls would join their ranks as cenobites. Made it feel like a much bigger world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t they just all bum rush him and rape his face ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were all too drunk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That always pisses me off about horror movies. I know for a fact if my group of friends got rolled up on by a slasher we would all throw down at the same time kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would getting a piece of sharpened ice straight in the face be pleasurable? Aren't these freaks supposed to inflict pain but not completely kill them unless they aren't enjoying it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's for extreme masochists. Many people find out too late that the cenobites definition of pleasure doesn't mach theirs.
        hence "the demons to some, angels to others" line.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's butterball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not grant permission for my likeness to be used. Please delete this post before I notify law enforcement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's his origin?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First two movies had some of the best
    lines in horror

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman NO!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would immediately killing yourself as soon as you open the box a way to get out of the consequences? They can't suck you into cenobite hell if you die before they even come.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the girl did that in part 7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toll: PAID

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe /jazz/ tricked me into watching this trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoys watching a troony show
      >doesn't appreciate classic horror
      What a surprise

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is that thing about to do to her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turn her into a cenobite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes gorgeous damn

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE FLIGHT PLAN
    YOU FILED IT
    WE CRASHED

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are they the bad guys? They rewire you pain and pleasure until all experience is enjoyable and make you immortal

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hellraiser is so funny
    >ohhhhh you touched our fidget cube now you have to go to bdsm hell forever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s obvious the cube only ends up in the hands of those worthy enough to be cenobites

  23. 3 weeks ago
    CreepyThinMan

    ?si=zOQa1EjOiAbswTvN

    !!!FACT!!!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AIDS metaphor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. HIV is indiscriminate; kids, unlucky people who got those bad blood infusions, etc. can get it. The box tends to control who gets to open it, and the Cenobites get pissed when people try to trick them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware of the social aspects. The blood banks were allowed to be tainted (by CDC under Fauci's guidance) until people were infected then they banned gays from donating (obv it should be untested sexually active ppl.) But the psych aspect of action having consequences is real, since it does transmit by blood/bodily fluids. Consequences which Fauci has yet to face (virus tinkering by funding research is factual.)

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hellraiser (2022)>Hellraiser 2>Hellraiser>Hellraiser 3>havent seen the rest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they ok?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just getting their skins cleaned they'll be fine

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