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decided to wait a bit and avoid Cinemaphile before watching the new season, at ep1 right now
did everyone lose their shit when >we actually got namedropped?
i thought that was a reference to the hacker known as Cinemaphile shit
I dunno, it's not exactly a deep cut reference. Every Normie and their dog knows about Cinemaphile nowadays.
and that's a good thing
>decided to avoid Cinemaphile before watching the new season
>started episode 1
>immediately went to Cinemaphile
So what was even the point of avoiding or delaying anything?
190 million followers or smth like that
sorry meant to reply to
what is "smth"?
southern moth
>homelander keeps mentioning wanting a family
>maeve threatened with harvesting her eggs
Butcher got her pregnant. Season finale will be Homelander planning to kill Maeve after she gives birth and raise her and butchers kid as his own. Revenge for hiding Ryan and for killing his dad soldier boy
>Homelander claimed their child will be twice as strong as Ryan
>If Maeve and Butcher make a child it should logically be pretty close to Homelanders level
It's happening
claimed their child will be twice as strong as Ryan
How does he even know this
because he can count, and two supes is more than one
Just in time for Roe vs Wade statements then.
Maeve wants to abort but Homelander won't let her.
Roe v Maeve
Home v Mave
Other way around. Homelander wants to abort, Maeve doesn't, Soldier Boy supports her cause abortion is murder. FIGHT.
Two toxic males deciding over the baby's fate while the mother has no say. Anon, you're a genius. Well done my muhajideen brother.
Uohhhhhhhhh soldier boy is so erotic!!!
His deep voice and his masculinity Uohhhhhhhhh!!!
He even smokes kush. He’s perfect.
Yea he is perfect
He is perfect. Something you’ll never be chud
Chudsex
His toxic masculinity makes me seethe. What a right wing chud. I wish he was an emasculate pussy like me so I could relate.
i liked him on days of our lives
>they already burned the line from the actual ending of the series
Frick
The Deep always makes through baby.
He's fricked after Hannity right? His wife left him, and A Train probably still hates him
why would he care, he has dolphin pussy
Ashley's slave won't do anything to The Deep and his wife was just holding him back if anything.
>his wife was just holding him back if anything
Okay, Deep. Whatever you say.
Did they do that drawing of the New Supes all posing there, then use the exact same pic shrunk to 25% in MSPaint for the next frame?
you think a motherfricker is gonna redraw 12 people in a single tiny panel, but yeah the blatent copy paste of that is kinda funny
yes, I do. The detail is relative to the scale of the panel, so, they should have been dawn with much fewer details
Artist who don't redraw panels are trash.
>Maeve pregnant with Butchers kid
Black Noir gets killed by an Almond Joy or some other nut Candy because they mentioned his allergies so often
Sounds so moronic it has to be true
Kek. Imagine Black Noir gets close to Soldier Boy who coughs into his face, turns out Soldier Boy ate some almond joys before getting there, showered in Almond scented soap and rubbed some almonds on his costume.
any leaks for the final ep plot yet
Soldier Boy get ipad
Ryan introduces SB to the world of internet porn
Soldier Boy uses a racial explative, which is going too far for Hughie and Butcher, so they team up with Homelander to take him down.
Believable
This is a real possibility. Seth Rogen undoubtedly considered this if they don't actually do it.
He's literally you
But he has a girlfriend.
>OH YEAH!
hope SB beat the frick out of this little shit daily
Summit1G.
i want starlight to sit on my face
Listen, I honestly believe this series wants to make me racist. I never had any problems with orientals, but I swear to god I want to see kimic**t swing from a tree. Same with this french crypto israelite.
One thing I found hilarious is that they made it a point that Soldier Boy didn't storm Normandie and didn't kill any Nazis, and only pretended that he did.
Because God forbid some viewers might find him sympathetic.
It’s pretty moronic. This somehow has less substance than unironic superhero movies
There’s no such thing as morally grey characters as far as the writers are concerned. You’re either good or evil. And if you’re good it justifies anything you do, and if you’re bad. Its ok to risk killing millions to “expose” said bad person on livestream
Seriously, Starlight doing that livestream was the most dangerous, evil act in the entire show so far. Think about it, at best it's going to have no effect because Vaught will just run misinfo campaigns and deflect and at worst Homelander will kill millions of people which Starlight already fricking knows because he admitted it to her.
She's gambling with the lives of millions for NO reason. The only thing motivating her to do that livestream was spur of the moment emotion, she didn't think about the decision at all. It was purely reactive because she didn't have a great day. Fricking hell, they unintentionally wrote a realistic woman
oh grow up. Imagine respecting the writing of this show
Respect? It is entertainment. You are too deeply invested in your gay fricking lust for SB to see anything clearly.
There is nothing in my post that has anything to do with Soldier Boy. You're a moron. Replying to an accurate post about how the show frames certain characters with "nah bro these characters are morally gray" isn't addressing anything. Yes, the characters aren't black and white that's the entire fricking premise of the show. That doesn't change the fact that the show pretty much dictates who you should be sympathetic towards and like the post you responded to pointed out, it's any character that isn't a masculine white guy
dictates? Black person, you are responsible for your own feelings and reactions to shit. If you do not like the writing of the show, don't watch it just because you want to get fricked by the one guy you somehow think is being slighted by the writing.
thanks maxresdefault (1).jpg, very cool post
what? but thanks i thought it would be a funny image to post in response to that post because its pretty accurate about the person that made that post
how is it accurate anon
they are a moron
why did you have to force us to look at your flabby body jerking off, Seth? you're not very pleasing physically as I'm sure you know
i think you responded to the wrong person?
"They"
Ywnbaw aeee Ywnbaw
Yeah.
Show is literally, really ironically pro /misc/. Only white men here actually follow through and do stuff with as little damage as possible. Frenchie is Semite, in universe and as an actor.
Frenchie is Algerian. Last time semetic people were there was like 200 bc
>no such thing as morally grey characters
What is Butcher then?
he is the most centered character of all. All supes must die in the end. No matter what it takes to get there. He is not grey beyond the surface when it suits his agenda.
a vile anglo drunk murderer, might as well be a Black person, so littéral black
The show constantly pushes the idea he’s as bad as homelander
Butcher is 100% lies. He’s basically permanently fricked now. His plan is to kill anyone who’s ever taken V, including himself, hughie, and (inevitably because it’s in the comics) all of The Boys. I’m assuming this point will be driven home when he kills Homelander’s kid.
he is not sympathetic, he is a dick. You want t justify liking dick so much that you want him to be heroic so you can understand your tingles. Fricking poof.
>he’s a dick
>torturing him for 40 years is totally not something that can make him sympathetic
he went in a dick and came out a dick. It was not the torture.
He's not even real, chud. You're obsessively getting riled up over some imaginary character. Get a life
>didn't kill any Nazis
Stan said he killed nazis by the dozens
>Stan said he killed nazis by the dozens
Yeah in tinsel town maybe. Dude is a hack fraud.
cope NoirBlack person
seethe soldierchud
Pretty ham-fisted.
Very in keeping with the rest of the show, not sure why this would surprise you
Seemed kinda lazy: it’s not like you couldn’t be a WW2 vet and also be a jerk.
Though why would Paul Reiser even know? He’s not a 100 years old
Anon, literally the entire premise of the show is that all the actual superheroics are stories told by Vought to sell their heroes better. Were you really expecting this one guy to be the only real hero? That’s so moronic. They only even linked him to the military because Gus Fring wanted to sell Compound V to the military.
he is attracted to the actor, but he cannot make sense of his feelings if he is not a hero. It cant just be about gay sex for this guy. He is warped.
What have you been jacking off to lately /tbg/? for me it's female pirates
Oil driller.
he knew about the priest being a brainwashed c**t
>he can clearly hear someone who no one can see (translucant style supe perhaps?)
>took out Megamind with a blinding throwing knife without anyone even knowing he was there
>teaches Hughie how to soldier
>Only hurt Hughie when he thought it would teach him a lesson, not after when he knew he wasnt getting through to him
>does not EVEN HURT HUGHIE after he betrayed him, not even when Hugie was sharing a room with him
>Only maims Noir when he instigates mortal voilence
>only fights his team when he knows they want to hurt him/ kill him
>THE ONLY PERSON who defended Soldier boy is GunPowder
>Gunpowder was not in on the betrayel
>Black noirs justification for betrayel is in part that he beat up GunPowder
>Gunpowder said it was just hazing
the only bad thing he has done was hurt Noir too much when he was being "out of line" even then he didnt perma damage him.
I bet he did storm the beachers, why would he not? He has the skills and powers to do it.
Anyway people saying the show is trying to make him seem like a c**t read the above and see the show is not really doing that at all
Homelander (straight white male) = bad
Blue Hawk (straight white male) = bad
Soldier Boy (straight white male) = bad
Todd (straight white male) = bad
Maeve (woman) = good
Starlight (woman) = good
MM (black) = good
Kimiko (asian, woman) = good
Black Noir (black) = good
Hughie (onions) = good
AOC (raghead, woman) = good
>Homelander (straight white male)
>Blue Hawk (straight white male)
>Soldier Boy (straight white male)
wow, all the best characters
along with Butcher
no one in the show is shown as purely good. Not a fricking one of em.
Crimson Countess has raised awereness for Chimp for years where you even watching the show moronic?
Butcher?
I didn't realize onions was an ethnicity.
Where does Frenchie rank on this?
Frenchie, Is no french, is a litteral israeli israelite, IDF fighter, the works, He speaks english with no french accent, and he speak french with an accent you will NEVER find from somewone from france, I'm french and I can tell you this with certainty.
>Where does Frenchie rank on this?
Well you fricking tell me idiot, what do you think
kys now troony, cant you see the pattern that every woman, minority, and gay is the victim of LE EBIL straight white male in the show, and that every single poc, woman - or whatever the frick we are told everyday in this pathetic west - are litterally LE GOOD, or on the path tro redemption, you cant see this idiot troony huh ?
Could you for a minute, when you're done reading this post I am typing, close your eyes and count to 10, and then imagine yourself in the life of a person so pathetic this is what they take away from watching stuff.
>Maeve (woman) = good
>Starlight (woman) = good
>MM (black) = good
>Kimiko (asian, woman) = good
>Black Noir (black) = good
>Hughie (onions) = good
>AOC (raghead, woman) = good
Maeve & AOC are cool
Hughie is sometimes cool
Even Hughie gets shit ok most of the time
Didn't you see last episode? They all have to stop Butcher.
Could you for a minute, when you're done reading this post I am typing, close your eyes and count to 10, and then imagine yourself in the life of a person so pathetic this is what they take away from watching stuff.
>Maeve (woman, bi, but reps lesbian to the public) = good
FTFY
>AOC
>good
How is she good? She straight up murdered a bunch of people to protect Vought and then sold out Gus anyway
based
Wtf did Jason do?
What did Jason do wrong?
All his accidents are due to his trauma
I'm Jason. I didn't do nothing.
Why are redditors mad at you, Jason?
They hate me cos they ain't me.
Exit the dick Jason
Who the frick is Jason?
Good question. And what did he do?
I don't know who he is either but he's my favorite character now
Theyre going to be pissed when Jason gets a redemption arc
You are going to be pissed when he dies like an idiot.
On every show these days if you see a white male who isn't a lead you know they are there to get punched in the face or eaten by aliens. See Star Trek SNW, the Orville, and The Boys
I watched ST:DIS season 1 and literally called the white man death before it happened.
>defending a complete moron like blue hawk
Aoc is a villain
Realistically, how does the boys end?
Scorched earth, c**t.
everyone except hughie and kimiko are probably going to die
i like todd, he cucks a big black guy and doesn't afraid of anything
he's literally /our guy/
Dream big lads
Look at Starlight then...and then now...look at what they did to my girl...
seriously, frick veganism
what is this from
thanks
The hate for Todd is hilarious when you take into account we're supposed to shut our brains off and take the "Trump = Homelander" and "Billionaires = Super Heroes" thing literally.
Trump had enough popularity to garner winning the 2016 election alone off of his populism. No super powers even required.
Could you imagine a world where Trump is actually attractive, is literally Super Man, and has been marketed as the face of America for the last 30 years?
He'd have won the 2020 election. Dude would have the worlds highest popularity ratings.
He's Super Man. He's being marketed as Super Man. Yearly, on his Birthday, he'd literally save someone for publicity, infront of millions of Cameras. Just flies in like a God, and just helps them.
Then a new member of the 7 rage quits the Job, says someone whose been dead for 40 years is actually alive without real evidence they're alive, and the general public who gets their news from "trusted" media sources gets told the spindoctor by Vought and Homelander.
Just fricking hilarious
>Trump = Homelander
But the show is literally Clinton = Homelander
Vought has blatantly been Disney since S1.
Amazon
Amazon exists in the universe, butcher was ordering stuff off Amazon and they haven't shown that there is any retail online store with vought.
Vought is more Disney with the theme parks and VCU and toys etc but its also whatever they want it to be
>hughie and butcher are dying
>noir is weaker than soldier boy and soldier boy couldn't defeat homelander so the comic twist is definitely out
>soldier boy and homelander are going to team up
>homelander's son was already established to be weaker than homelander
i cannot predict how this shit is going to end
I can tell! You cannot even follow it. Ryan anakin'd stormfront in a second whereas HL full on lazered her breasts with little effect. Ryan is potentially stronger. SB cgest blast burns out V, but not his own. He can make HL a normie and a puddle.
I feel like Homelander is going to kill Soulja, as a way to severe his humanity, like he was telling himself in the mirror.
"I don't need a father".
I like seeing sad little Cinemaphile homosexuals get slapped silly like this dude
>Who the frick is Jason?
Mental gymnastics
the one homosexual trying to fight the writing of the show to justify his desire for Jason is pretty funny. The guy CANNOT process what he is watching and also cannot look away. By the end of the season I think he will be fully out of the closet.
Apparently there's someone in this thread who has a desire for you
Doesn't surprise me, Jason is a real one. Men want to be him and women want to be with him. Hell of a guy.
I feel like most of y'all are missing the point of Todd
Todd isn't some crazy Qanon conspiracy theorist, he's supposed to depict a trump supporter BEFORE they became fully radicalized. Those types of people were enamored by Trump's words, but fail to read between the lines or see the truth through actions.
The other thing to keep in mind is that MM and you as a viewer know way more about Vought than Todd does. So far Todd is just a victim of propoganda.
We haven't seen Todd do anything malicious or spread harmful rhetoric. The people claiming Todd deserves to die hate the idea of the people Todd's character is making fun of, not Todd himself. Which really highlights the same faults: taking things at surface value and failing to thoroughly evaluate people's actions.
Still deserved to get iced for insulting MM as a father tho
but he was right, mm is just another absentee homie dad who constantly bails on his promises to his own kid
then chimps out when he gets called out on it instead of fixing himself
He talks about muh mainstream media and goes to rallies, he's basically a r/donald poster
Of course the whole thing is stupid since Homelander is overwhelmingly loved by the public so the Trump analogy is forced and cringe
>overwhelmingly loved by the public
not true, half the population of american is a starlight fan
He was overwhelmingly loved by the public when Todd started getting "radicalized", as he had an higher approval rating than Starlight and hit record numbers last time Ashley brought them up
Did Trump ever even reach 50% approval ratings?
Did you copy pasta that from plebbit? I hope you are at least getting paid to spread that cancer here.
The thing i dont get is that he is clearly the stereotypical Soiboi liberal teacher who lives in the subarbs of NYC with his black wife and black wife's child. Yet now were to believe he is suddenly a right wing trumpster.
same reason the vought news is like fox news but is called VNN like CNN
Is it trying to say that both sides are getting molded to be useful by the news? I just find it weird that the show is portraying todd as a right wing nut who spreads conspiracy theories when in reality MM would be the crazy conspiracy theorist spreading crazy theories that superman is a psycho and all the heroes are degenerates.
Liberals think they have divine access to he truth
The writers wanted to force the "Homelander is... LE DRUMPF" bit but for that to work well they'd need go against the established supe lore and characterization of Homelander. So they decided to force it anyways and hope no one notices it makes no sense
I dont think the writers put that much thought into it
>Homelander: Don't trust the mainstream media. We have the situation under control. Soldier Boy is not out there. Its safe to go outside.
- Only trust Vought News Network because the mainstream media is lying to you
- Reducing the gravity of the situation by lying
- Damage Control
>MM
- Has proven his conspiracy theories to be factual
- Isn't trying to consolidate power
MM = Actual Journalist | Todd = Actual moron
VNN is main stream news
Crazy conspiracy theories are actually true in the Boysiverse.
The Trump Platform housed QAnon supporters despite being mainstream. Mainstream media is dangerous, but you don't see other networks like the BBC saying not to trust the mainstream media despite being mainstream media. It's about pulling all of your faith into one man or entity; that's Todd + Voughts whole thing with the Trump allegory.
While MM isn't the best representative for the truth, it's important to draw the delineation between the colloquial use of conspiracy and the academic one.
So now that we have: MM=Truth AND Vought=Lying.
MM unironically is supposed to represent facts/science, not irl conspiracy tards, but that's just the role he has to play.
The allegory isn't 1:1, but you can extrapolate it.
Ever stop to think they're maybe taking the piss out of both extremes?
ahhahahaa
Except they never take the piss out of left wingers. Can you name ONE jab at them that wasn’t just about how they aren’t actually left wing?
the left wing head popper is just as corrupt, manipulative and dangerous.
>Using woke shit to wash your reputation
>Using woke shit to advertise
There's a lot more shit, and it's not exactly subtle. Anon I...
>right wingers are evil and stupid!
>these left wingers… ARE NOT ACTUALLY LEFT WIING.
if you can’t understand how this isn’t the same. You’re a moron.
Hell, the show already supported the conspiracy theory that the CIA forced blacks to become crack addicts.
I don't think it's easy to denounce it as simply being "akshully not left wing." When significant amount of leftists hold value in these international companies releasing this type of messaging. It's 100% a dig at them. The corp does it to grift, and the people accept it hand over fist because it's what they want to hear.
Stormfront was a hip trendy feminist from Portland who turned out to be a literal Nazi
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASON
The experience of watching this show as a rightoid chud must be so miserably frustrating, lol
They just keep seething in every thread. It’s hilarious.
Hi Jason
> I'm an ugly minded pervert who jacks off to imaginary suffering and projecting my misery on others.
You will never be a woman.
>being mad a show disagrees with me is suffering and misery
You are dumb and lack basic reading comprehension too. Is english not your first language? Get a real job.
your esl complaints, whining about writing you cannot follow, and unmitigated gay lust for SB is pathetic. You might as well be a namehomosexual you are so transparent.
Sorry, what was the misery and suffering you were referring too? It seems like I did misunderstand your post. I was also a little confused where the pervert part came from.
this is a guy that thinks everyone in the show is poorly written because the writing is not leading to the portrayal of SB that he is attracted to.
> "Har har, I love that imaginary misery I'm imagining!"
> get called out
> "Imaginary misery I invented isn't misery, even though I'm the one who brought it into the conversation"
Lol, that's some impressive mental gymnastics. have you gotten your borderline PD diagnosis yet?
It seems like there's some confusion here, I didn't make that first post I was just responding to you.
has everyone forgotten vaught was a nazi company and compound v is a nazi superweapon? Of course soulja boy was there at omaha beach
BASED RANKINGS
Homelander > Soulja Boy > Todd > The Deep > Blue Hawk = Gunpowder > everyone else >>>>>> power gap >>>>>> Frenchie
Jason >>>> everyone else
Literally who the frick are you talking about
Jason
It’s not funny anymore anon it’s just weird
found the speed watcher
mon coeur, vhy dont yu like mee huh?
The TNT Twins are funny , I would put them above the deep
Quick question:
Wouldn't Homelander be able to hear the phone in Starlight's pocket?
>phone on silent
exactly what would he be hearing?
The LEDs lighting up and turning off.
A phone turned off is going to make a lot less noise than one trying to display something on its screen
strange move for the most powerful being to turn off some of his powers
what, is he lazy? did he forget he's trying to conquer?
he wants to focus all his super senses on sippy milky 🙂
sippy starlight's milky
There are so many more occasions when Homelander should have been able to notice things with his super senses and you focus on "he should have heard the screen be on"?
>The LEDs lighting up and turning off.
This is such a fricking stretch
he can smell a person's scent on another person they had sex with days prior
his senses are insanely powerful, incomprehensible to us
there's nothing stretched about it
Maeve didn't shower
Pheremones are actually strong for regular people, it makes sense someone with super smell would be able to smell lingering scents days after. You're talking about the inside mechanism of smartphone as if it's some gotcha, when it's just a ridiculous thing to bring up
If you were Homelander or Superman or any other superhuman being with cosmically powerful capabilities, the first thing you do when you see Starlight in vought tower is use X-ray vision, super hearing and super sight to see whatever she might have on her person
you're going to see the phone long before you hear it anyway, he's going to see it's on and see the livestream with all the little comments whizzing by from the second she enters the fricking building
the only ridiculous thing are the writers of this show and dipshit homosexuals like you defending them
the answer is homelander is stupid and that fact makes you mad, so you have to believe the writers are stupid
why would homelander being stupid make me mad
it does and you put that anger on the writers and not the characters you are attracted to. You gay.
oh idk it seems a lot of people on here get mad at any negative portrayal of homelander
The starlight part seemed really half assed anyway
She left the job in a very public manner but no one working in the building noticed her walking in ?
The top secret science juice is just inside a fridge ?
She live streams Homelander threatening her even though he said if he “lost public support” hed just destroy a bunch of cities anyway
It seems like they could have done a better job on this part though I guess they didn’t want to eat up more screen time.
For me, it's the side effects of the Temp V being in an open journal on a table
They should have set up that black Vaught employee who got his dick frozen off is a supe-groupie and has the hots for starlight and Just have her use her female charms to get him to do whatever she wants “oh can you grab some temp v for me, sugar”
And then he could tel her about how it’s lethal after 5 doses. He’s shown to be a simp that loves super heroes so it’s not like he wouldn’t do whatever Star light asks of him
Sorry bro too many scenes, would need to cut MM and Frenchie scenes
>Homelander or Superman or any other superhuman being with cosmically powerful capabilities
Immediately I can tell you dont know what show you're watching. Homelander isn't cosmically powerful, he's the strongest being in his setting but not actually strong at all as far as regular comic book superheroes go. You dont have to keep explaining this, I know what your thought process is but it's not grounded in reality. Why would someone as egotistical as Homelander bother doing any of that, he's untouchable, he knows perfectly well what Starlight is capable of and she cant touch him. You're arguing through retrospection from an autistic writer point of view, not the reality of the character.
Yes I'm sure if you were the superpowered being in that situation you would have caught on to the fact she was livestreaming because you'd be so clever with your power usage. We're all very impressed. Homelander isn't as smart as you unfortuantely anon I'm really sorry
I feel bad for your friends, if you have any.
yes, you have feelings (gay ones for SB) and you are sorry. I know.
I feel bad for my ungargled ballsack. Get to it, pussy.
you got btfo trannime poster
>you're going to see the phone long before you hear it anyway, he's going to see it's on and see the livestream with all the little comments whizzing by
The phone was in her bag. It would be showing a black screen to the viewers. You can also continue broadcasting a livestream while having the phone not displaying anything by pushing the lock button.
>The LEDs lighting up and turning off.
His super hearing isn't THAT good, man.
>can hear miles away if he focuses
>childhood filled with trauma where he cant control it
>told ryan he flew out to the middle of nowhere crying just so he couldn't hear people
Its not that uncommon to see him as not wanting to hear people's shit when he wants
And yes, this is already established, he is lazy. He never had to work hard for anything in his life, he thinks trying is beneath him.
>The LEDs lighting up and turning off.
To be fair, he's in a giant office building where LEDs are lighting up on computers, televisions, and phones constantly.
only if he's looking out, when he's focused on something he usually tunes everything out
like when he's drinking milk and ashley can sneak up on him or nueman
he should have been able to hear Neuman walking in on his milk session too
hear it doing what? she was livestreaming
OIS camera lenses, MEMS, there are moving parts in modern smartphones, usually involved in recording stabilization
Homelander is going to be able to hear these minute sounds that humans normally couldn't
And a phone that's secretly on and livestreaming is going to make a lot more noise than a phone that's off
He obviously needs to be concentrating on what he wants to hear, otherwise he would be hearing everything all at once. This was established in season2. I assume the sounds the inside of a phone makes is pretty fricking minute. Not something he'd be particularly concentrating on, not something he would train himself to let filter in to his hearing. Otherwise he'd be hearing that from literally every single person every day. The fricking LEDs of a smartphone. Jesus anon this is autistic
why are you calling me autistic and getting so upset over this?
i'm just asking a question, dude
there's a difference between drowning out all the audio of the building you're in or the street block you're on and making sure your mortal enemy trying to kill you who's trespassing in your home doesn't have some kind of concealed device or weapon
Homelander doesn't view Starlight as his mortal enemy, or someone who is even capable of killing him. She's a pest to him. Do you not understand his character at all?
Why do you think I'm upset? I like arguing and your question was silly and gay
>concealed device or weapon
Do you actually think he's ever needed to do that in his entire life. And that still doesn't translate to fricking hearing LEDs of a phone and working it out
You do not understand the show at all frickwit. HL's only weakness is vanity, and starlight is more popular than he is and can sway the public view of him. You are upset because you cannot admit that you are gay for SB.
>Black Noir about to kill Solider Boy
>I’m sorry..,you were right, you would have made a great Axel Foley
>they both hug
The end
bros... if maeve is pregnant with butcher's baby.. homelander will be able to drink breast milk straight from the source...
maeve is flat as frick, no breasts to suck from
someone post the webm of her walking. you know the one.
Quick question:
Wouldn't Homelander be able to smell the phone in Starlight's pocket?
Homie had covid that day so blocked nose. Bummer.
Give me your take on the most moronic ending for this season
>Frenchie/Kimiko kill Black Noir with Nuts
>A-Train decides to help the Boys and breaks out Maeve
>Soldier Boy and Homelander team up to find Homelanders Kid once they do they fight over who gets to "raise" him fight ends in draw and cliffhanger for Season 5
>Maev is pregnant with super supe baby fathered by Butcher
>Pajeet AOC gets killed by Ashley
>Deep stops being a comic relief character
SB and HL have ego clash. There fight is too much for anyone else to get in on. SB does his blast just as HL takes his head off. Next season is a depowered HL trying to get back to where he was. It will be shown the effects of SB's blast wear off eventually.
Homelander offers to trade Butcher’s son for Ryan, but Butcher doesn’t care about blood connections and will protect His Wife’s Son at the cost of his own.
Why would SB storming Normandy be impressive anyway? The guy is invincible. That's the same dumb logic all of capeshit uses when heroes "sacrifice" themselves.
>look at this bad thing a super hero did
>actually it was a shape shifter
>oh okay never mind
How could you blackmail anyone in The Boysiverse when youd always have an excuse that it was a shapeshifter doing it ??
you're hired
you're the samegay that wants SB up his butt, but only if he is a good guy.
Has anyone wondered what kind of specs the Vought Phones would have? It has to be some shit like 32 Gigs of Ram and terrabytes of storage right?
Is the bald b***h of psychic powers from the test clinic gonna come in with seasons 4? The episode focused so much on her but nothing happened
she was propped up just to job to Stormfront, that was the entire point of her character
Stormfront is gone, so we don't need Cindy
Sounds stupid
Xhe's been preparing for round two
She was not in peak capacity after breaking out of the lab. When she comes back she is gonna destroy Homelander and take over Vought trust me I'm friends with Seth.
She was there just to be a red herring and keep people from thinkers by Neuman was the head popper
>Women want him
>Men want to be him
>Trained solider
>Keeps his word no matter what
>Comes out of the fight with Homelander completely unscathed while his opponent is severely traumatized
>Treats Hughie like a brother even when the other doesn't deserve it
>Likes Gilfs
>Beats the shit out of a bunch of war criminals and serial killers on a regular basis
>Family man
Who can compete?
Women hate him
Men think he is compensating
Tactical failure and dogshit leader
Stringing them on to kill his team
Got very lucky and needed help
Is a c**t to Hughie and holds back to use him
Never seen him win a single actual fight
Black person of a dad
>Never seen him win a single actual fight
those sandinistas/russians he sent into space with one punch
how do i become like him
and how do i compound V maxx
He should be Snake.
which one
A king cobra maybe
The REAL one
The Liberty costume was so much hotter bros...
wonder if this is a paid promotion
thats because you are a paranoid closet case with an agenda.
ok Jason
Oh yeah, it's a shame they didn't go for that design.
>ask innocuous question about Homelander's capabilities
>get shitposted into oblivion
When are you ever going to get tired of this EPIC Cinemaphile FOR THE LULZ behavior?
It's not healthy. You are damaging yourself.
Could you for a minute, when you're done reading this post I am typing, close your eyes and count to 10, and then imagine yourself in the life of a person so pathetic this is what they take away from watching stuff.
kys troony
Could you for a minute, when you're done reading this post I am typing, close your eyes and count to 10, and then imagine yourself in the life of a person so pathetic this is what they take away from watching stuff.
the show is pretty fair in showing all people as flawed and capable of great stupidity. A train is great for this as is Ashley.
A train is in the middle of a redeption arc, and I will assure you that all his past deeds will be swept aside, because of le internalized oppression from le bad white
well, you are a shitty writer with no future at all.
tell that to the writers of the boys
How do these shitty writers on here keep accurately predicting the plot of the show? Guess the writers of the show are that bad
you have not predicted shit that has come to pass, and have to call the writes of the show shit because it does not play out in line with your malformed head cannon.
>you have not predicted shit that has come to pass
Yeah I did. Called it as soon as episode 6 ended they’d lazily write off starlight exposing fought and Homelander. Lo and behold. That’s what they did. Literally ignored some major turning point with fake news nonsense
Makes it even dumber when they keep criticising people for not believing the mainstream news in the show. Yet they also keep showing the mainstream news lying in the show
write it off? They fricking broke it wide. HL near admitted to murder of another supe, and threatened a government employees life (Hughie) on a fricking 190 mil live stream. You are broken gayboy.
You do realise that’s meaningless when the show presents no consequences for it?
Hell. Annie didn’t even get stopped from walking into fought tower and stealing V despite quitting the seven, and exposing homeowner
Why on earth do you think starlight saying something is relevant if there are no consequences in the Show
because it is fiction and still in the process of being told.
>it doesn’t matter if it makes no sense, it’s fiction
Good writing isn’t just a series of random inconsequential events. No wonder you love this show so much if you’re this dumb.
It does make sense though.
They explained literally what you're b***hing about in the episode.
it will never make sense to this guy until SB is a hero and his tingles for the guy are ok.
This
How do these morons not understand it makes perfect sense for the V to be easily accessible by someone trying to take down vought
not someone, a vought star employee, and they are a shit incompetent company as is clearly shown.
>a vought star employee
She isn’t a vought employee lol
she is a star employee billions of dollars investment that is very popular. Also, VOught knows supes are unstable and go off and comeback from tangents often. Vought also function mostly through spin anyway.
>Let starlight into Vought HQ and cut her off once she's on the inside
>Security and ground team at front desk inform the proper channels Annie has shown up at Vought HQ
>Word gets out to Homelander
>Homelander who is currently not at Vought eventually gets informed through proper channels Annie is there
>He arrives after she's found where V is and grabs some vials, and with her credentials as a member of the 7 would have access to the room
>Homelander tries threatening her into submission like he always has like it always worked before
>accidentally caught being recorded because The Deep is now in charge of analytics and everybody who could've caught the fact Starlight is currently streaming no longer works at Vought to get word out to Homelander
>he lets her leave in complete shock
Yeah it really isn't that hard.
They were trying to honeytrap Starlight into recanting everything she said before giving her the Maeve treatment.
>Hell. Annie didn’t even get stopped from walking into fought tower and stealing V despite quitting the seven
That's explained in the show why she was able to just walk right in.
I appreciate how they have shown her get better and better at rolling with punches when she fricks up being sneaky. The plastic surgery likely helps with this oddly. He deadpan turnarounds are good.
No, it isn’t.
Hey here’s a question about this amazing plot. Why did starlight decide to expose homelander when she has zero plan or ability to stop him if he went mad and just started killing people for exposing him?
In what world does pushing him into a corner help the situation?
because that is his only weakness and way to manipulate him... you are dumb guy. Just go away.
as for ashley, It has been clear, and shown many times that she is ONLY motivated by her carreer (status quo) but everything bad she does out of fear and submission to Homelander, another victim
she is the eventually scapegoat, unless they change it. Her character shows power corrupts and warps even normal powerless women.
well we'll see about that, what will she do once homelander is on the back foot, or dead, I honnestly dont know, writers could vilify her cause shes white, or redeem her because woman
in the book, Vought promotes and then blames everything on Ashley.
well its pretty clear now that anything goes in the show, but I suppose that in this scenario, she is a victim tho
nah, even in the book Ashley makes compromises and jumps that could only be seen as self serving to evil.
I hear you, but le book isnt an argument considering how much theyve changed the whole aspect, optics, stotryline, characters and all, its the same as in GOT.
whatever essence the books carried, is alien to the show's
Seriously, though, who the frick is Jason? Did the next episode leak early?
Jenson... fricking keep up.
I never asked for this.
Isnt the guy that voiced Jensen's boss a legit schizo
Yeah, he made a YouTube video about how the flies in his house are government drones watching him with spy cams in their eyes. He had a legit psychotic break of some kind.
he's a character from starnger things
What's stopping Homelander from getting the Top 5 current speedsters, which A-Train is not a part of, from tailing Starlight, killing Frenchie and MM and capturing Kimiko and Starlight?
Considering the number of overall supes in the world that we learned after herogasm, there probably aren't that many speeders. The top 20 line Homelander was talking about was probably heroes overall.
Because those are not and have never been his goals? He does not want anything but obedience and worship... you are rushing to a conclusion he is nowhere near yet.
This show could do with a lot less supes then they actually do. I know they don’t have that many (I think in season one they said there’s about 200 in Vought) but having there only be about 10 would also help explain why they keep bring A Train and Deep back because really they should’ve been replaced ages ago
A-Train and Deep are the most loyal to Homelander.
You think every hero is easy to keep in line? homelander doesn't want to get to know new people. Learn how to manipulate new people. Learn how to make them fear him into obedience. Just look at sonic clapfrick. The opposition got to them faster than Homelander could make him want to keep status quo.
The Deep, and A-Train will kiss ass to Homielander and Homielander wants them because a powerless snitch and a moron that grovel at his feet is better than 2 super powered fricktards that might try and throw a coup.
>https://twitter.com/casscxllins/status/1543575985307754498
AAAAAH I LOVE YOU JENSEN <3
Me in the front (blonde black guy/lady with mask drooping down their face)
>no mask
WTF IS THIS KARLBROS?
Oi soppy bollocks he's got an exemption Ol'right c**t?
All right, but the baldie has to cover his nose.
Is that kripke? Someone call him out on twitter. He lives to virtue signal so much hell probably write a three paragraph apology for not covering his nose.
>Is that kripke?
yes, they arrived in Brazil for an event
Me in the back
Me on the left with a hand on my hip
Me in the back (soullessly staring at the camera)
me in the back with grown out roots and a guy fawkes phone case
There are still places where people wear masks??? That shit's been done for over a year in my state.
it's a third world country, what did you expect
I genuinely expect third world countries to be more reasonable and logical than any first world western countries at this point.
maybe but you still don't want to have to breathe the stink of thirdies
Homelander bros........ Are we gonna get more mommy milk next episode
Writers and producers: Everyone, hate this guy! He's Homlander 's dad and he's a symbol of toxic masculinity !
Most of the viewer, both male and female: What a badass handsome chad, we like him and went to be like him
>present a reasonable conservative on a justified revenge mission
>we're supposed to hate him for some reason
I don't get it.