The casting choice for Frodo and Sam ruined entire trilogy, awful actors

The casting choice for Frodo and Sam ruined entire trilogy, awful actors

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So the complete bastardisation of Tolkien’s work into action slop didn’t ruin it for you?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien stooges are pathetic and anything that upsets them is justified

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have a book to finish, George?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The books are already slop

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Seething Gurmgay detected.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          All fantasy books are made for children dude, no adult is meant to be reading such nonsense

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          "Words are wind", " dark wings, dark words" and "mummers farce" are certified kino thoughever

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I like all these phrases
          Tolkien may be classier and have a higher grade of autism but GRRM is a great fantasy writer and a guaranteed classic for the ages (if he finishes the books)

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            LOL no. The hack can barely construct a sentence.
            In fact there are sentences in his books that literally make no sense in English.
            >No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade.
              What's wrong with this?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade.
              no metal known to or worked with by man

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >broke his fast.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      strange, I thought the Hobbit casting was excellent

      Tolkien probably would have appreciated Jackson's films because he wasn't a nofunallowed homosexual

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        His son disavowed them

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          His son is a complete homosexual whose entire life's work was re-releasing scraps that his dad wrote.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Without Christopher Tolkien we would never have the Silmarillion moron

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Tolkien probably would have appreciated Jackson's films because he wasn't a nofunallowed homosexual
        tolkien would've been disgusted by them. this guy kept chanting the mass in lation after they changed to english, he wanted to stop speaking english because it was becoming a global language. he was way more autistic about any of this shit than any of the faux-autist morons you meet on normiechan these days, guy made up languages for fun.

        His son is a complete homosexual whose entire life's work was re-releasing scraps that his dad wrote.

        all anti-truth postmodernists like you must die. I hope the time comes soon.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Only Americans like the casting of Frodo, Sam, Aragorn and Arwen. Their accents are bad. Grima's is good. Thranduil from The Hobbit is okay.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >he wasn't a nofunallowed homosexual
        He absolutely was, and getting him to sperg out was the basis of C.S. Lewis's entire career
        >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A GASLIGHT IN A FANTASY WORLD
        Oh yeah? Well what if I made that the first thing they see when they get to Narnia?
        >NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU HAVE CENTAURS AND ICE QUEENS AND DWARVES TOGETHER, THEY'RE FROM DIFFERENT FOLK TRADITIONS
        You're right, I better put Santa Claus in there with them lol.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO THEY CAN'T BE FRIENDS THE SATYR WOULD HAVE REPEATEDLY RAPED LITTLE LUCY
          He was right btw

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no gay songs every other chapter
      >no random scenes of hobbits frolicking naked in the fields
      >aragorn actually has a character arc
      that hack fraud peter jackson absolutely ruined my favorite children’s literature

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I started liking the songs on my second read. They're comfy.
        >Doner!
        >Boner!

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      T. Incels who nobody likes

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Or reducing the book to a CGI cartoon.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    where bob tombadil

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    pretty girl

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen like a billion of LOTR threads, because >>>Cinemaphile has a bunch every day.
    This is new however.
    It also sucks, I believe OP is some deviant...

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the acting is... LE BAD
    >how?
    >uh... its... wooden...
    film critics are genuinely moronic

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What was the he purpose of making Frodo look like one of Pan's eromenos?

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a medium who has directly communicated with tolkien and can confirm he thought the jackson films were kino

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frodo was adorable, prime rape bait.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, it was perfect casting

  13. 6 days ago
    Troubled soul

    Tolkien was a closed satanist. His books are used to indoctrinate and program children from a very early age to turn them into witches and wizards filled with demons.

    No real christian would write a book about magic and dragons and dwarves and elves and so on.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ask me how I know you've never read the Bible.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Christians don't think the bible is magic, while they think magic is satanic. What you said makes no sense

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          God's grace, his miracles, etc are not magic
          the only magic in LOTR is that satanic ring, seduces people to sin
          don't talk about abrahamic faith, if you know nothing about it

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a bot? The other anon said that Tolkien wasn't considered a satanist for his work, and I went against him. Why are you quoting me

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              you're the ignorant atheist, I educate you

      • 6 days ago
        Troubled soul

        Ask me how I know that you don't know that I do read God's word which are cointained in the bible.

        The Wizard of Ozz and Alice in the Wonderland are other books that are also used to program and brainwash children.

        Like, do you know what darkness is? Lack of knowledge. If you only knew how deep the habbit hole goes...

        I say it again. Holywood is evil. It's all smoke and mirrors, yes. But it works, through their movies and witchcraft they changed the culture of whole world. The whole world is under their witchcraft.

        Am I lying?

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cate Blanchett was the only miscast and not offensively so. I hoped for Galadriel to be stunningly beautiful. I think Jackson reeled her in based on how pretty she USED to be. Instead the scene where she goes insane comes across as goofy, since she's not pretty enough to enslave the world.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Blanchett was actually perfectly cast. The elves are meant to be 7ft+ and the lowest possible height calculated for Galadrial is 6’4. Also, the elves aren’t meant to be *beautiful* per se but ethereal and otherworldly.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The way she was built up and described being the fairest lady and not holding a candle to Liv Tyler definitely hints at a miscast. If you want tall, they could've just as well taken Debicki.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Debicki was about 7 when they started filming LOTR

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          young liv tyler was hot but she was shot really poorly in lotr. kate from lost ends up being the prettiest elf in pj's movies.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sam is fine imo, but Elijah Wood is way to meek-mannered to be Frodo. It doesn't help they completely neutered his character and took out pretty much every single cool thing he did.

        They are definitely supposed to be beautiful as well. I give him a pass on the elves because there basically is no one alive who could play an elf as described in the books.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i thought she was great
      as a kid I thought the transition from angelic beauty to spooky witch was kino

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >since she's not pretty enough to enslave the world
      moron, she wants to enslave the world not because she's pretty

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    should have done older frodo and twink sam like the books. and then not removed all of frodo's scenes where he actually does heroic stuff.

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