He used to be a decent character in Hellblazer but then they just kept doubling down on the memeshit like him being pansexual and being King Shark's ex.
No, it's not. Frick off with this shitty meme, nostalgiatard.
It's one of those early 2000s garbage flicks that were always bad like Underworld or Van Helsing, but dicksucked now because zoomers raised on them grew up.
Urban fantasy slop is a genre on the exact same level of "quality" as capeshit for one. Everything that falls under it is bottom tier trash for teenagers.
Reeves can only play one role and I have no idea how this charisma void homosexual still gets any roles.
No, it's not. Frick off with this shitty meme, nostalgiatard.
It's one of those early 2000s garbage flicks that were always bad like Underworld or Van Helsing, but dicksucked now because zoomers raised on them grew up.
Seethe, zoomie. 2000s were when the death of horror and action movies happened, everything after is just a rotting corpse as well by the way.
Seethe, zoomie. 2000s were when the death of horror and action movies happened, everything after is just a rotting corpse as well by the way.
Urban fantasy slop is a genre on the exact same level of "quality" as capeshit for one. Everything that falls under it is bottom tier trash for teenagers.
Reeves can only play one role and I have no idea how this charisma void homosexual still gets any roles.
>slop >trash >capeshit >seethe >nostalgiatard >zoomers
Can you losers talk like regular human beings and not like an ai that was fed Cinemaphile posts?
Cinemaphileners are actually low-IQ, no exceptions. That's why they can't come up with originality and always use their weird words (the ones you quoted), instead of normal conversations. It's even more funny when they post their IQ charts telling others they're "super high-IQ".
unironically prefer this version to the real one. Constantine is such a whiny b***h.
would tilda swinton ngl
>would tilda swinton ngl
there was a weird focus on her feet when she confronts john
yeah, that waa weird in retrospect, but i took that as disrespect not the director's horny.
wasnt lucifer also barefoot?
>wasnt lucifer also barefoot?
yep he was
Pretty cool portrayal of the devil though
always liked the ending. he was spiteful as Hell.
He used to be a decent character in Hellblazer but then they just kept doubling down on the memeshit like him being pansexual and being King Shark's ex.
What "good movie"? This slop is unwatchable trash.
It's a good movie on it's own.
It's just a terrible Constantine adaptation.
No, it's not. Frick off with this shitty meme, nostalgiatard.
It's one of those early 2000s garbage flicks that were always bad like Underworld or Van Helsing, but dicksucked now because zoomers raised on them grew up.
Get your head out of your ass.
Seethe, zoomie. 2000s were when the death of horror and action movies happened, everything after is just a rotting corpse as well by the way.
adapted from unreadable trash
explain why
Urban fantasy slop is a genre on the exact same level of "quality" as capeshit for one. Everything that falls under it is bottom tier trash for teenagers.
Reeves can only play one role and I have no idea how this charisma void homosexual still gets any roles.
cope
>slop
>trash
>capeshit
>seethe
>nostalgiatard
>zoomers
Can you losers talk like regular human beings and not like an ai that was fed Cinemaphile posts?
anon, i believe they are what they youth is calling "NPCs"
"NPCs" are people who eat shit for teenagers.
>he says on a cartoon and comicbooks board
Cinemaphileners are actually low-IQ, no exceptions. That's why they can't come up with originality and always use their weird words (the ones you quoted), instead of normal conversations. It's even more funny when they post their IQ charts telling others they're "super high-IQ".