bruh it's in camera and he paints his face like a clown and has a mutilated face which i suspect is self inflicted, absolutely nobody is going to believe self defense. he brags directly to the police about his crimes of which there is ample physical evidence as well as witnesses and recordings you god damn moron
>paints his face like a clown
not a crime >he brags directly to the police about his crimes
hearsay >as well as witnesses and recordings
unreliable testimony/out of context
... you stupid plank, they have that bastard dead to rights! the face paint and insane behavior makes his claim of self defense untrustworthy in the eyes of a jury. he very blatantly and obviously did a slew of homicidal crimes, including terrorist acts. he should have been on death row and then nitrogened.
> the face paint and insane behaviour
If anything this proves he's insane and therefore not criminally culpable >he very blatantly and obviously did a slew of homicidal crimes
if he's insane as you yourself admit then that means he had no agency during these acts and therefore gets off with zero charges and is ultimately INNOCENT
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Anonymous
i don't believe in that if someone is violently insane they should be launched into the sun, this is what we do in my country. and non morons agree with that. he kidnapped the DA and blew up a hospital after broadcasting his intention to the public! you go ahead and advise him to claim self defense instead of insanity and see what happens to his case
3 months ago
Anonymous
but just know in my country insane or not he'd be launched into the sun for his behavior. and everyone would cheer
3 months ago
Anonymous
your country doesn't matter this is america
3 months ago
Anonymous
batman proved jurisdiction is irrelevant in this same movie, so actually it does matter it is relevant
3 months ago
Anonymous
batman is an outlaw vigilante who should be brought to justice for his extra-judicial crimes. he is not to be looked up to for any standard other than criminality.
3 months ago
Anonymous
mercenaries exist, now you're just trafficking in fantasies. stick to reality you moron
3 months ago
Anonymous
mercenaries are outside of the geneva convention and it is lawful to execute them without trial
He didn't kill anyone he performed a simple magic trick of making a pencil disappear. The guy got caught in the pencils time continuum vortex conjured by Joe Kerr thus he was transported into an alternate reality. Not a crime
Openly threatened to bomb two ferries with hundreds of people inside.
Also threatened to bomb a hospital, and yes, bomb threats very much are a crime by themselves, and he blew that hospital up anyway.
Yeah and just randomly moving a knife through space and time along xyz axis coordinates is nothing but a coincidence unrelated to the wound in the other person's body
we aren't talking about what he did with a knife right now. we are talking about what he said (not a crime to say things)
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah and I'm saying that your actions have consequences. You can't just say you were randomly doing something to justify a crime.
It's not "just saying some words" and the law very much agrees on that and the question was under which crimes he'd be punished by Gordon anyway so there you have it whether you like it or not
3 months ago
Anonymous
cope he did nothing legally incorrect
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yes he did, try calling a late night show and announcing that you're going to bomb a hospital and then explain the judge how innocent you are
3 months ago
Anonymous
How can you prove that was him and not some other hospital terrorist?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because he made himself public on camera before. The evidence would just be too heavy
>The janny
what the frick
as much as Black persontrannies are anti-fun, these past years just have been dogshit >I drank the vodka >oneguyspamcaller >one guy making the harry potter mocking ron jokes
I can't think of any more spammed unfunny ''memes'', at least the last one is a bit original
nobody cared about wes's latest shitshow, the marvels were barely memeworthy but not for the right reasons, it's just been shit all around. why add the part about [spoiler]spoilers? scared to call them out?[/spoiler]
thinking about it more, picrel is the only good meme and it's not even a Cinemaphile meme
3 months ago
Anonymous
I harbor a particular hatred towards the janitor because he thinks kinoplex threads are off-topic. Frick xim. I mentioned the shortcut for [spoiler]spoilers because IMO most people don't know about it.[/spoiler]
What would a good non-forced meme even look like? I pinky promise to try and spread it if we both agree on it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I harbor a particular hatred towards the janitor because he thinks kinoplex threads are off-topic. Frick xim.
I didn't know that, most kinoplex threads I see stay up >spoilers
oh alright that's fine >a good non-forced meme even look like?
idk, but if it's literally just one guy spamming it, it's no good
>Batman: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you." >Woah so cool and epic! >Joker: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you from this pile of burning money." >OMG MURDER
Joker only burnt his half of the money, Batman collapsed the whole train with the potato Black person on it >nu uh it was Gordon!
conspiracy to commit mashed potato
he commits murder in the first scene of the movie you moron
It was self-defence,
bruh it's in camera and he paints his face like a clown and has a mutilated face which i suspect is self inflicted, absolutely nobody is going to believe self defense. he brags directly to the police about his crimes of which there is ample physical evidence as well as witnesses and recordings you god damn moron
>paints his face like a clown
not a crime
>he brags directly to the police about his crimes
hearsay
>as well as witnesses and recordings
unreliable testimony/out of context
... you stupid plank, they have that bastard dead to rights! the face paint and insane behavior makes his claim of self defense untrustworthy in the eyes of a jury. he very blatantly and obviously did a slew of homicidal crimes, including terrorist acts. he should have been on death row and then nitrogened.
> the face paint and insane behaviour
If anything this proves he's insane and therefore not criminally culpable
>he very blatantly and obviously did a slew of homicidal crimes
if he's insane as you yourself admit then that means he had no agency during these acts and therefore gets off with zero charges and is ultimately INNOCENT
i don't believe in that if someone is violently insane they should be launched into the sun, this is what we do in my country. and non morons agree with that. he kidnapped the DA and blew up a hospital after broadcasting his intention to the public! you go ahead and advise him to claim self defense instead of insanity and see what happens to his case
but just know in my country insane or not he'd be launched into the sun for his behavior. and everyone would cheer
your country doesn't matter this is america
batman proved jurisdiction is irrelevant in this same movie, so actually it does matter it is relevant
batman is an outlaw vigilante who should be brought to justice for his extra-judicial crimes. he is not to be looked up to for any standard other than criminality.
mercenaries exist, now you're just trafficking in fantasies. stick to reality you moron
mercenaries are outside of the geneva convention and it is lawful to execute them without trial
would love to see a legal comedy with this premise
batman and the joker in court
absolutely zero superhero/villain activity, 100% courtroom
He also kills one of the mob bosses with a pen.
Again, self-defence, the dude was clearly about to kill him and so the Joker did what he had to do to save his own life.
He didn't kill anyone he performed a simple magic trick of making a pencil disappear. The guy got caught in the pencils time continuum vortex conjured by Joe Kerr thus he was transported into an alternate reality. Not a crime
That was Amanda Myward not Joe Kerr
What about Mai Fonekall?
The charges, Gadon?
Stole my heart
being gay
Murder, armed robbery, grand theft auto, more murder, attempted murder, terrorism,
proof?
we watched it all recorded on home theater Blu-ray.
Openly threatened to bomb two ferries with hundreds of people inside.
Also threatened to bomb a hospital, and yes, bomb threats very much are a crime by themselves, and he blew that hospital up anyway.
we can't know if he was the one to plant the charges.
He literally admitted to doing the crime on camera.
he said some words that is it
it is not a crime to say words
blowing air out of your lungs in a certain way has zero effect on the real world
Yeah and just randomly moving a knife through space and time along xyz axis coordinates is nothing but a coincidence unrelated to the wound in the other person's body
we aren't talking about what he did with a knife right now. we are talking about what he said (not a crime to say things)
Yeah and I'm saying that your actions have consequences. You can't just say you were randomly doing something to justify a crime.
It's not "just saying some words" and the law very much agrees on that and the question was under which crimes he'd be punished by Gordon anyway so there you have it whether you like it or not
cope he did nothing legally incorrect
Yes he did, try calling a late night show and announcing that you're going to bomb a hospital and then explain the judge how innocent you are
How can you prove that was him and not some other hospital terrorist?
Because he made himself public on camera before. The evidence would just be too heavy
He was never read his Miranda Wrights so the confession is inadmissible
Didn't have a license to drive that tractor trailer
you don't know that.
He killed the bus driver
Ike Hill? He had an adverse reaction to the vaxx
accident
They even mention later in the movie that cheap Chinese firearms malfunction
>one (1)
I think you meant fünf
heh
such a stupid meme but still one of the better ''recent'' ones (I know it's not recent)
It was meme of the year 2023
He's white
>It was meme of the year 2023
just imagine how absolutely horrendous recent memes have been
There have barely been any new ones
The janny sees to it
I fricking hate the janny
[spoiler]BTW use Ctrl-S to insert spoilers[/spoiler]
>The janny
what the frick
as much as Black persontrannies are anti-fun, these past years just have been dogshit
>I drank the vodka
>oneguyspamcaller
>one guy making the harry potter mocking ron jokes
I can't think of any more spammed unfunny ''memes'', at least the last one is a bit original
nobody cared about wes's latest shitshow, the marvels were barely memeworthy but not for the right reasons, it's just been shit all around.
why add the part about [spoiler]spoilers? scared to call them out?[/spoiler]
thinking about it more, picrel is the only good meme and it's not even a Cinemaphile meme
I harbor a particular hatred towards the janitor because he thinks kinoplex threads are off-topic. Frick xim.
I mentioned the shortcut for [spoiler]spoilers because IMO most people don't know about it.[/spoiler]
What would a good non-forced meme even look like? I pinky promise to try and spread it if we both agree on it.
>I harbor a particular hatred towards the janitor because he thinks kinoplex threads are off-topic. Frick xim.
I didn't know that, most kinoplex threads I see stay up
>spoilers
oh alright that's fine
>a good non-forced meme even look like?
idk, but if it's literally just one guy spamming it, it's no good
He was a chud
>The charges, officer?
The brilliant thing is he technically didn’t break any laws.
Exactly. Thank you.
There's gotta be some sort of specific crime about damaging hospitals
zero physical proof that links it to him
He literally blew up a hospital you fricking douchebag
see
There's evidence of him in a nurse outfit alone with Harvey Dent in that hospital
So we are to believe some guy who is going to blow up a hospital is going to be inside of said hospital? not a chance
Cameras?
deepfaked
Doesn't hold up as a defense in a court of law
He warned people he'd do that beforehand, if that's a crime, Israel is commiting crimes.
Kills the fake batman
Commited a hate crime by burning an immigrant.
>Batman: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
>Woah so cool and epic!
>Joker: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you from this pile of burning money." >OMG MURDER
batman didnt put ras in the train, joker put china man on the money
>nuh uh it was his henchmen!
conspiracy to commit fried rice
Joker only burnt his half of the money, Batman collapsed the whole train with the potato Black person on it
>nu uh it was Gordon!
conspiracy to commit mashed potato
???
He was literally given command to shoot as part of the ceremony, not his problem that they didn't specify where to shoot
>Name one (1) crime he committed.
§ 160.15 Robbery in the first degree
§ 135.25 Kidnapping in the first degree
§ 490.25 Crime of terrorism
Destroying public property when he blew up that hospital also speeding.
Hate crime