The charges Gordon?

Name one (1) crime he committed.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he commits murder in the first scene of the movie you moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was self-defence,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bruh it's in camera and he paints his face like a clown and has a mutilated face which i suspect is self inflicted, absolutely nobody is going to believe self defense. he brags directly to the police about his crimes of which there is ample physical evidence as well as witnesses and recordings you god damn moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >paints his face like a clown
          not a crime
          >he brags directly to the police about his crimes
          hearsay
          >as well as witnesses and recordings
          unreliable testimony/out of context

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ... you stupid plank, they have that bastard dead to rights! the face paint and insane behavior makes his claim of self defense untrustworthy in the eyes of a jury. he very blatantly and obviously did a slew of homicidal crimes, including terrorist acts. he should have been on death row and then nitrogened.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > the face paint and insane behaviour
              If anything this proves he's insane and therefore not criminally culpable
              >he very blatantly and obviously did a slew of homicidal crimes
              if he's insane as you yourself admit then that means he had no agency during these acts and therefore gets off with zero charges and is ultimately INNOCENT

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i don't believe in that if someone is violently insane they should be launched into the sun, this is what we do in my country. and non morons agree with that. he kidnapped the DA and blew up a hospital after broadcasting his intention to the public! you go ahead and advise him to claim self defense instead of insanity and see what happens to his case

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but just know in my country insane or not he'd be launched into the sun for his behavior. and everyone would cheer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your country doesn't matter this is america

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                batman proved jurisdiction is irrelevant in this same movie, so actually it does matter it is relevant

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                batman is an outlaw vigilante who should be brought to justice for his extra-judicial crimes. he is not to be looked up to for any standard other than criminality.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mercenaries exist, now you're just trafficking in fantasies. stick to reality you moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mercenaries are outside of the geneva convention and it is lawful to execute them without trial

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            would love to see a legal comedy with this premise
            batman and the joker in court
            absolutely zero superhero/villain activity, 100% courtroom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He also kills one of the mob bosses with a pen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Again, self-defence, the dude was clearly about to kill him and so the Joker did what he had to do to save his own life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't kill anyone he performed a simple magic trick of making a pencil disappear. The guy got caught in the pencils time continuum vortex conjured by Joe Kerr thus he was transported into an alternate reality. Not a crime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was Amanda Myward not Joe Kerr

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about Mai Fonekall?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The charges, Gadon?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stole my heart

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    being gay

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Murder, armed robbery, grand theft auto, more murder, attempted murder, terrorism,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Openly threatened to bomb two ferries with hundreds of people inside.
    Also threatened to bomb a hospital, and yes, bomb threats very much are a crime by themselves, and he blew that hospital up anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we can't know if he was the one to plant the charges.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He literally admitted to doing the crime on camera.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he said some words that is it
          it is not a crime to say words
          blowing air out of your lungs in a certain way has zero effect on the real world

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and just randomly moving a knife through space and time along xyz axis coordinates is nothing but a coincidence unrelated to the wound in the other person's body

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              we aren't talking about what he did with a knife right now. we are talking about what he said (not a crime to say things)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and I'm saying that your actions have consequences. You can't just say you were randomly doing something to justify a crime.
                It's not "just saying some words" and the law very much agrees on that and the question was under which crimes he'd be punished by Gordon anyway so there you have it whether you like it or not

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cope he did nothing legally incorrect

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he did, try calling a late night show and announcing that you're going to bomb a hospital and then explain the judge how innocent you are

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How can you prove that was him and not some other hospital terrorist?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because he made himself public on camera before. The evidence would just be too heavy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was never read his Miranda Wrights so the confession is inadmissible

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't have a license to drive that tractor trailer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't know that.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He killed the bus driver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ike Hill? He had an adverse reaction to the vaxx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      accident

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They even mention later in the movie that cheap Chinese firearms malfunction

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one (1)
    I think you meant fünf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      heh
      such a stupid meme but still one of the better ''recent'' ones (I know it's not recent)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was meme of the year 2023

        https://i.imgur.com/X6DxKEh.jpg

        Name one (1) crime he committed.

        He's white

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It was meme of the year 2023
          just imagine how absolutely horrendous recent memes have been

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There have barely been any new ones
            The janny sees to it
            I fricking hate the janny
            [spoiler]BTW use Ctrl-S to insert spoilers[/spoiler]

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The janny
              what the frick
              as much as Black persontrannies are anti-fun, these past years just have been dogshit
              >I drank the vodka
              >oneguyspamcaller
              >one guy making the harry potter mocking ron jokes
              I can't think of any more spammed unfunny ''memes'', at least the last one is a bit original
              nobody cared about wes's latest shitshow, the marvels were barely memeworthy but not for the right reasons, it's just been shit all around.
              why add the part about [spoiler]spoilers? scared to call them out?[/spoiler]

              thinking about it more, picrel is the only good meme and it's not even a Cinemaphile meme

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I harbor a particular hatred towards the janitor because he thinks kinoplex threads are off-topic. Frick xim.
                I mentioned the shortcut for [spoiler]spoilers because IMO most people don't know about it.[/spoiler]
                What would a good non-forced meme even look like? I pinky promise to try and spread it if we both agree on it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I harbor a particular hatred towards the janitor because he thinks kinoplex threads are off-topic. Frick xim.
                I didn't know that, most kinoplex threads I see stay up
                >spoilers
                oh alright that's fine
                >a good non-forced meme even look like?
                idk, but if it's literally just one guy spamming it, it's no good

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was a chud

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The charges, officer?
    The brilliant thing is he technically didn’t break any laws.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Thank you.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's gotta be some sort of specific crime about damaging hospitals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zero physical proof that links it to him

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He literally blew up a hospital you fricking douchebag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      zero physical proof that links it to him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's evidence of him in a nurse outfit alone with Harvey Dent in that hospital

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So we are to believe some guy who is going to blow up a hospital is going to be inside of said hospital? not a chance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cameras?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              deepfaked

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't hold up as a defense in a court of law

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He warned people he'd do that beforehand, if that's a crime, Israel is commiting crimes.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kills the fake batman

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Commited a hate crime by burning an immigrant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
      >Woah so cool and epic!
      >Joker: "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you from this pile of burning money." >OMG MURDER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        batman didnt put ras in the train, joker put china man on the money
        >nuh uh it was his henchmen!
        conspiracy to commit fried rice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Joker only burnt his half of the money, Batman collapsed the whole train with the potato Black person on it
          >nu uh it was Gordon!
          conspiracy to commit mashed potato

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was literally given command to shoot as part of the ceremony, not his problem that they didn't specify where to shoot

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Name one (1) crime he committed.
    § 160.15 Robbery in the first degree
    § 135.25 Kidnapping in the first degree
    § 490.25 Crime of terrorism

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Destroying public property when he blew up that hospital also speeding.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hate crime

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