The Id, if it were. The dark unconscious undercurrent that is hinted at constantly throughout the novel.
Wonka masterminds creations of wonder and marvel, but there is always a sinister and violent undercurrent - observe how the children are brutalised. He has an army of pygmy slaves. Yet his showmanship conceals this. The Unknown mirrors this this. The Unknown is overtly sinister, yet where does it hide? Within the walls of Wonka's factory - within Wonka himself.
Chocolate is sweet, but for every bite there is a price to pay. This is as true for Wonka as it is the Unknown.
>and no one can replace either.
I feel like we're five years or so away from an AI and one amateur with some editing software being able to do shit like that.
Your factory has the following OSHA violations: >sufficient railing around heights >lack of handrails for stairs >employees lack even rudimentary PPE >unconfined gases from mixing tanks >high traffic areas where machinery is in use are not marked >no confined space permits >no hazardous gas monitoring >no hot work permits >no fall protection or animal netting over sumps and tanks which are likely also not compliant
I could go on. You have to shut down operations immediately and evacuate the premises all of your employees. Failure to comply will result in immediate charges of obstruction.
What part of >Nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out
don't you understand? You can't just go inside a secret factory just because you've got some OSHA badge.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) is the archetypal Christian parable, which is rather notable given it stars a benevolent israeli man and the original author was mostly just ranting about industrialization.
were they the same? >was looking for an apprentice to "inherit" his murder factory >had a bunch of Billy dolls running around like oompa loompas that probably helped him build his traps
Veruca Salt is still missing. You are already the main suspect in her disappearance. Cooperate now and maybe we can spare you the death penalty.
You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass.
>Don't want to play ball, eh?
>Tony, Tommy, cut that oompa loompa's wiener and balls off, and make Mr. Wonka watch
>Don Slugworth sends his regards
>I do that on the regular just for fun
She's not missing, she's in the incinerator
She had it coming.
We know an incel when we see one.
Chocolate.
Child endangerment and criminal negligence. Your israeli contract won't protect you from the arm of the law!
Prosecution hates him
You make chocolate which is fattening.
What was The Unknown supposed to be? What did it represent
It was the AI's self-insert.
The Id, if it were. The dark unconscious undercurrent that is hinted at constantly throughout the novel.
Wonka masterminds creations of wonder and marvel, but there is always a sinister and violent undercurrent - observe how the children are brutalised. He has an army of pygmy slaves. Yet his showmanship conceals this. The Unknown mirrors this this. The Unknown is overtly sinister, yet where does it hide? Within the walls of Wonka's factory - within Wonka himself.
Chocolate is sweet, but for every bite there is a price to pay. This is as true for Wonka as it is the Unknown.
It's funny how an AI created possibly the most compelling character in the Wonka Universe
He was an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls what other information do you need?
You gave my kid diabeetus!
>Chugs 2 liters of soda
Unironically wish we could get a movie of Columbo vs Wonka. Sadly the actors are not with us and no one can replace either.
>and no one can replace either.
I feel like we're five years or so away from an AI and one amateur with some editing software being able to do shit like that.
Curse you Billy Bonka, your Scottish subsidiary made children sad.
Your factory has the following OSHA violations:
>sufficient railing around heights
>lack of handrails for stairs
>employees lack even rudimentary PPE
>unconfined gases from mixing tanks
>high traffic areas where machinery is in use are not marked
>no confined space permits
>no hazardous gas monitoring
>no hot work permits
>no fall protection or animal netting over sumps and tanks which are likely also not compliant
I could go on. You have to shut down operations immediately and evacuate the premises all of your employees. Failure to comply will result in immediate charges of obstruction.
Their lock-out/tag-out procedures could use a review.
What part of
>Nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out
don't you understand? You can't just go inside a secret factory just because you've got some OSHA badge.
>employees
Oompa Loompas were slaves, indentured servants at best.
That's even more illegal.
damn..
I doubt theres any laws saying you cant enslave an oompa loompa. They aren't people
oompa loompas count as ingredients
Oompa loompa
doop a dee dee
I've got a lawsuit waiting for you
You didn't ensure I received a golden ticket. For that, you must fall.
You stole fizzy lifting drinks, and for that reason, I'm out.
You a crooker, Wonker
Forced psyop meme
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) is the archetypal Christian parable, which is rather notable given it stars a benevolent israeli man and the original author was mostly just ranting about industrialization.
AAAAHHHHHHHH
He had it coming
Lmfao
His screams were because the high pressure beneath him was forcing liquid chocolate up his anus. Or maybe they were moans.
The chocolate was merely repaying the favor for a lifetime of mistreatment.
‘jak him
No
Kidnapping, probably.
Raping Oompa Loompas seems the most probable offense.
The Oompa Loompas owe Wonka a life debt. Anything he does with them is legal.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD OF PUUURE IMAGINATION, LIFE HAS TO BE GRITTY AND TOUGH AND FULL OF UGLY BLACK "PEOPLE"
You're under arrest for living in a world of pure imagination, a practice we've outlawed in Britain!
about £40
I'm breaking you out of jelly bean jail, millions must imagine
You do not have a license to operate a riverboat within your factory!
OSHA violation, multiple sections of your factory are not handicap accessible despite offering a public tour.
Monopoly on the chocolate industry's innovations. Hand over your secrets to your competitors in the interest of fairness!
were they the same?
>was looking for an apprentice to "inherit" his murder factory
>had a bunch of Billy dolls running around like oompa loompas that probably helped him build his traps
Oompa Loompa
doo-pa-di-di
I want to play a game with you
Jigsaw's hero is and always has been Wonka
MENS REAAAAAAAA MY GOODD
Diabolical.
COHOLATE!!!
You just know the oompa loompas are running a meth empire out of the factory basement.