>The charges, officer?

>The charges, officer?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't charge him with anything, I would've just listened, and that's what no one did.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fobs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Sit your white ass down, be quiet and LEARN

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't hear him with your black ass jaw jabbering all day, shut the frick up and sit down in the theater already, god damn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippybippy

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back from watching Saw X with my gf. It was pretty entertaining. What did everyone else here think of it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was pretty entertaining

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      JigC is so rockin'

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point of including your gf in your statement. nobody cares dude

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chud immediately seethes at the letters g and f together
        lol
        lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        one time I took a girl to the movies and ate a bologna sandwich to her disgust. We ended up dating six years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was pretty entertaining my gf hated it but that made it more fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      best saw film in the series
      its like a bizarro world

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    murder

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a federal judge and I can tell you that there's absolutely nothing you could realistically convict him of.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not on the federal level but he broke several state laws
      t. Judge for the state

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >captures and intoxicates people
      >nothing he can be charged with
      I can get behind the "no murder" thing if you include huge logical asspull leaps, although this is also impossible since outside of a very minor few people, even those who successfully solve the trap puzzles they still get killed by some random mechanism, which was the reason I stopped watching them since there was no pay off to any of those traps.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The charges, Janny?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is Joe Biden and he said that he would pardon Jiggy if a corrupt GOP court ever found him guilty somehow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      show your wiener, hunter

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needing 7 shitty movies after 2 to finally make another decent Saw film

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is good

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw X was great, not what I expected but pretty alright

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pissing and shitting and farting while cumming

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're not charging you at all. See, the most you could accuse my department of is detainment. Those handcuffs on your wrists? There's a key hidden somewhere here in the buttholes of every inmate in this prison. Find it before the date of your execution and you just might survive. Your life is in your own hands but are you brave enough to seek other holes for your salvation? Make your choice.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping, endangerment and manslaughter.
    >NOOOooOOOoo YOU DON'T GET IT THEY MADE A CHOICE TO BE IN THAT SITUATION THROUGH THE LIVES THEY LIVED PRIOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kidnapping
      Not really, they were never held against their will and always had the option to leave
      >endangerment
      Wouldn't stick either, you're only in danger if you fail the test. That's like saying the highway is endangering you when you choose to walk onto it
      >manslaughter
      Good luck with that one, easily pled down to aggravated assault at best (6 months probation minus time served)

      Jiggy walks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he lays dead cuz his cancer killed his ass. Jigsaw was so busy trying to "save" everyone but wasted all the time he had left n to save himself. GAME OVER

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He fell for the cancer ruse
          It was an elaborate puppet and jiggy WILL return in Saw XII: The Trial of Jigsaw to put this debate to rest once and for all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're the only puppet here, but who's the one really pulling your strings? Are you willing to cut yourself free? Make your choice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong on all accord.
        Everything sticks a Saw goes to jail

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not really, they were never held against their will and always had the option to leave
        If I drug you and put you in a regular IRL escape room, that's still kidnapping
        >Wouldn't stick either, you're only in danger if you fail the test.
        Who made the test with the dangerous fail conditions in the first place?
        >Good luck with that one, easily pled down to aggravated assault at best
        He had clear motive and intent, and there's plenty of tapes that serve as evidence with his voice obviously on them, any deaths that happen are definitely his fault, and are thus manslaughter

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    which Saw movies are actually wort watching?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friday the thirteenth part VI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1-6

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw 1 and 2 are must watch films. It's hard to recommend anything past those two because plot wise each film is heavily connected to the previous but I personally think 5 6 and 7 are great too. Jigsaw and spiral are shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did they make the plots so interconnected and confusing in these cheap schlock gore flicks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1, 2 and now X. X was genuinely really fricking good

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >checks notes
    >reviews the reports
    I can't charge you with anything, sorry for bringing you all the way down here, enjoy the rest of your day

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charges? Imma just gonna shoot you.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chawge dis!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon you wasted your youth dating a drug addict so now you have been completely immobilized and a key has been placed in your stomach
    >the only way for your girlfriend to live is if she cuts you open while you lie there helpless
    >live or die... make your choice
    Jiggy is harsh but fair

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Former ICJ judge here. Technically, he can be charged with taking people from one location to another one without their explicit will and signature. It is also true that he can be charged with putting people in situations that bear the risk of bodily injury and potentially fatal consequences. However, and this is important in understanding how such people are convicted. Jigsaw's intentions also fall into the equation which means that he a) intends to teach his "victims" a lesson for life and thus make them better persons, b) he gives them explicit instructions how to learn that lesson and c) he acts without malice.

    Moreover, on the aspect of kidnapping. Evidence obviously would show that he is too frail to actively kidnap someone, ergo this would be instantly dropped in a serious court.

    The chances of him being convicted of murder, let alone kidnapping are extremely low, 0.5% tops.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Former
      What happened?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Former ICJ judge here. Technically, he can be charged with taking people from one location to another one without their explicit will and signature. It is also true that he can be charged with putting people in situations that bear the risk of bodily injury and potentially fatal consequences. However, and this is important in understanding how such people are convicted. Jigsaw's intentions also fall into the equation which means that he a) intends to teach his "victims" a lesson for life and thus make them better persons, b) he gives them explicit instructions how to learn that lesson and c) he acts without malice.

        Moreover, on the aspect of kidnapping. Evidence obviously would show that he is too frail to actively kidnap someone, ergo this would be instantly dropped in a serious court.

        The chances of him being convicted of murder, let alone kidnapping are extremely low, 0.5% tops.

        Guy was a shit judge, now you can see why

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He tried to convict a jigsaw inspired killer but the appeal overturned his conviction and a panel of judges found his sentencing to be outside of the stated guidelines

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know?
          And you admit he was indeed a killer?
          And how can a panel of judges just decide to remove another judge?
          And why would he have tried it, when the chances are only 0.05%?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you scammed me
    >now cut off your leg as retribution

    Was Saw X secretly anti-Indian?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a supreme court judge specializing in criminal law and its gonna be a tough one.
    Though I would probably have to throw any conviction out the window, he really played the system by giving the "victims" the choice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna give you a choice.

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