DIE
BY MY HAND
I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND
KILLING FIRST-BORN MAN
GUILTY AS CHARGED, BUT DAMMIT, IT AIN'T RIGHT
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE CONTROLLING ME
DEATH IN THE AIR, STRAPPED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME
WHO MADE YOU GOD TO SAY
"I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU"?
GUILTY AS CHARGED, BUT DAMMIT, IT AIN'T RIGHT
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE CONTROLLING ME
DEATH IN THE AIR, STRAPPED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME
WHO MADE YOU GOD TO SAY
"I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU"?
hes a cold as frick psycho but i probably understand his rage at his npc wife coupled with lust for amazing anal which he probably never god from his wife who definitely treated him like a workhorse. a man could kill his own children if he takes shit long enough.
It wasn't even about the sex. The girlfriend looked at him and treated him like a man, which his wife clearly didn't. If he wasn't such a beta frickwit he could have just used a strong hand to change the dynamic with his wife and all could have been fine but he'd grown so used to being a doormat and fundamentally he saw his wife as being above him. He was the b***h in the relationship and he was scared of her, of confronting her. And Christ knows with the way family courts are to divorce her would be a life sentence of being financially submissive to her anyway, so he took the moron option rather than actually work on himself and assert some dominance on his b***h wife (who was absolutely an intolerable c**t but didn't need to be brutally murdered, like).
I dont blame you that his wife was a complete c**t, but Chris was also a fricking moron. He googled nearest volcanos bc his initial plan was to dump them in a volcano.
>I dont blame you
Why would you? I didn't murder them. >Chris was also a fricking moron
Exactly, 100% correct. Lot of people call him a psychopath but I think it's more likely the case that he's legitimately teetering on the line of legally moronic and probably has the cognitive ability of a 14/15 year old.
In fact feminism and family courts are the real culprits. I would also took the chance if I had to chose between being reduce to slavery or killing my "family". He did nothing wrong.
>he could have just used a strong hand to change the dynamic with his wife and all could have been fine
he should have used a strong hand to push her down the giant steps of their dumbass fricking mccmasion
plausible deniability. small steps. he can take care of the kids later.
What I don't understand is he had so many other options. He could've gotten a divorce, run away to Mexico, etc. But he choosed the worst thing he could possibly do. I guess it's psychopath "logic".
it is pretty much textbook antisocial personality disorder. to people with ASPD things like people's emotions, well-being or even lives in extreme cases are just annoying obstacles in the way of what they want, and their brain does not create a filter that stops them from taking the most direct path to getting what they want, regardless of how terrible it is
What I don't understand is he had so many other options. He could've gotten a divorce, run away to Mexico, etc. But he choosed the worst thing he could possibly do. I guess it's psychopath "logic".
he hated his wife so much that he killed the kids too.
Not only did they hear a giggling (to which the K-9 unit visibly reacts, being all wtf was that??), there are several shadow shapes of people visible in the official police footage. House was definitely haunted.
Because despite him being a moron who murdered his wife and children in horrific way that had literally 0% of chance of getting away with, his (dead) wife seems like such a fricking insane b***h you actually come to sympathize with the guy
It’s just really really funny. The more you learn about the case the more layers you find. Like who kills their whole family because of a Metallica song?
Why didn't his lawyer argue self-defense? If I walked into a Wendy's and threw a chicken nugget at some guy and he strangled me, everyone would be saying I started it.
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
Life sentence of being a table
improper waste disposal
troonyJANNY'S GONNA FREAK
CANNOT KILL THE FAMILY, BATTERY IS FOUND IN ME
BATTERY, BATTERY
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
DICK IN HER BUTTHOLE
DIE
BY MY HAND
I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND
KILLING FIRST-BORN MAN
GUILTY AS CHARGED, BUT DAMMIT, IT AIN'T RIGHT
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE CONTROLLING ME
DEATH IN THE AIR, STRAPPED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME
WHO MADE YOU GOD TO SAY
"I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU"?
>THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE CONTROLLING ME
SAAAAINT ANAL ROUND MY NEEECK
TIE A NOOSE
HANG MY KIDS
SAINT ANAL ROUND MY NECK
Master of nuggets
The finger lakes?
when can we admit that metallica is bad and all their songs are trash and their fans are trash
20 years ago
He's not a good father.
He really isn't.
And his success?
You know what? A lot of is based off of me.
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAKE MY HAAAAND
WE'RE OFF TO POOPY ANAL LAND
hes a cold as frick psycho but i probably understand his rage at his npc wife coupled with lust for amazing anal which he probably never god from his wife who definitely treated him like a workhorse. a man could kill his own children if he takes shit long enough.
Funny this went from shit post to certified on topic Cinemaphile
is anal sex that good?
It wasn't even about the sex. The girlfriend looked at him and treated him like a man, which his wife clearly didn't. If he wasn't such a beta frickwit he could have just used a strong hand to change the dynamic with his wife and all could have been fine but he'd grown so used to being a doormat and fundamentally he saw his wife as being above him. He was the b***h in the relationship and he was scared of her, of confronting her. And Christ knows with the way family courts are to divorce her would be a life sentence of being financially submissive to her anyway, so he took the moron option rather than actually work on himself and assert some dominance on his b***h wife (who was absolutely an intolerable c**t but didn't need to be brutally murdered, like).
I dont blame you that his wife was a complete c**t, but Chris was also a fricking moron. He googled nearest volcanos bc his initial plan was to dump them in a volcano.
>I dont blame you
Why would you? I didn't murder them.
>Chris was also a fricking moron
Exactly, 100% correct. Lot of people call him a psychopath but I think it's more likely the case that he's legitimately teetering on the line of legally moronic and probably has the cognitive ability of a 14/15 year old.
>He googled nearest volcanos bc his initial plan was to dump them in a volcano.
This is something Charlie from IASIP would do to cover up a murder. Truly Chris is The Based moron
>He googled nearest volcanos bc his initial plan was to dump them in a volcano.
mighty kek if true
Wow, just like iddubz!
In fact feminism and family courts are the real culprits. I would also took the chance if I had to chose between being reduce to slavery or killing my "family". He did nothing wrong.
>he could have just used a strong hand to change the dynamic with his wife and all could have been fine
he should have used a strong hand to push her down the giant steps of their dumbass fricking mccmasion
plausible deniability. small steps. he can take care of the kids later.
>Metallica Star
>tribal design
>barb wire around the arm
it's like this guy got drunk and passed out in a tattoo parlor in 1998
And that diamond brand logo on his arm. Isn't that some skater thing? I know it's a brand at least.
It's the brand VOLCOM. The anal loving chicks must hang at the skate park
only a select few are allowed to wear that ink
his lifestyle (murdering children) determined his deathstyle (suicide or natural expiry in federal prison)
>HE FRICKING KILLED THE KIDS?
What I don't understand is he had so many other options. He could've gotten a divorce, run away to Mexico, etc. But he choosed the worst thing he could possibly do. I guess it's psychopath "logic".
it is pretty much textbook antisocial personality disorder. to people with ASPD things like people's emotions, well-being or even lives in extreme cases are just annoying obstacles in the way of what they want, and their brain does not create a filter that stops them from taking the most direct path to getting what they want, regardless of how terrible it is
he hated his wife so much that he killed the kids too.
the kids sealed their fate when they decided to attack him with nuggies
BIIIG NUGGET
BIIIG NUGGET ON CHILD'S HIP
Shotcaller.
Kys
>sentenced to life in prison because of butt sex
>gets to have all the butt sex he could ever want now
Did he win?
Bros.... I hate shannann so much.
we know Chris, you did well
Reckless driving on the way to force your children’s bodies through a small opening on your job site. You need to slow down sir
Tattoos is one of those things I never get it. I just don't. It's because i'm not an "artist" type of person?
Nah, you're a normal person. People who get tattoos are cattle.
Im an artist and hate 90% of tattoos. Every now and then I see one thats decent. I dont think id ever get one.
MASTER OF NUGGETS IM TRASHING MY RING
DAD IS THE SAME GONNA HAPPEN TO ME
BLINDED BY OIL YOU CANT SEE A THING
JUST GAVE MY MISTRESS A HARSH ANAL STING
>the video of the two police women searching the family's house and hearing a child giggling
wtf that wasnt in the netflix show was it
someone id'd the toy, nothing burger
Ok snopes.
Not only did they hear a giggling (to which the K-9 unit visibly reacts, being all wtf was that??), there are several shadow shapes of people visible in the official police footage. House was definitely haunted.
This video summarizes it the haunting better:
He was so fricking moronic
why is his mid section so fricked up? was he stabbed or something?
Having an unregistered anal mistress.
Why is Cinemaphile obsessed with this dipshit
Because despite him being a moron who murdered his wife and children in horrific way that had literally 0% of chance of getting away with, his (dead) wife seems like such a fricking insane b***h you actually come to sympathize with the guy
It’s just really really funny. The more you learn about the case the more layers you find. Like who kills their whole family because of a Metallica song?
Because anal is funny
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Chris Watts did nothing wrong.
>thinks he committed the perfect crime
>fat suburban neighbour solves the case within 5 minutes
why didn't Chris put janny in the volcano?
Why didn't his lawyer argue self-defense? If I walked into a Wendy's and threw a chicken nugget at some guy and he strangled me, everyone would be saying I started it.
ah, reddit "humor." how quaint
Somebody post that absolutely revolting pasta that emerges in these threads
You do it, b***h boy
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants