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Chinlessness and inceldom. Book him, boys.
>inceldom
Not even close.
He literally became The Jigsaw because his child died.
Violating your HOA's bylaws
One of these cringe threads is already up, post in that one
Cinemaphile is a Jigdom board, newbie. I am jigough.
Shit he's got a good point. Wrap it up boys! We've got no evidence.
Can he even be charged with kidnapping? Moving someone to a different location without their consent is not necessarily kidnapping. It's not like he threatened them or anything. They were free to leave at any time.
OSHA violation
I'm assuming there's a new Saw or Jigsaw about to come out or be announced? This is the exact same marketing shillposting that happened right before the Jigsaw trailer except this one is way more spammy.
There have been jigsaw threads daily for years
Yes, I’m pretty sure there is a new film coming out. No other reason for this shitty spam. Every time this happens an announcement drops. It’s all so tiresome.
botposts. Has to be
Stop spamming the catalog, moron. We don’t need fricking four Saw threads.
Just be glad the Barbenheimer spam contract ended
Better than Barbie spam. Summer can't end soon enough.
kek is this the new spammer line? refer back to the previous wave of spam to downplay the current spam?
seething barbiehomosexual. Saw is Cinemaphile culture, simple as.
this. We need more barbie threads, xisters
Somehow Snoke returned
Former ICJ judge here. Technically, he can be charged with taking people from one location to another one without their explicit will and signature. It is also true that he can be charged with putting people in situations that bear the risk of bodily injury and potentially fatal consequences. However, and this is important in understanding how such people are convicted. Jigsaw's intentions also fall into the equation which means that he a) intends to teach his "victims" a lesson for life and thus make them better persons, b) he gives them explicit instructions how to learn that lesson and c) he acts without malice.
Moreover, on the aspect of kidnapping. Evidence obviously would show that he is too frail to actively kidnap someone, ergo this would be instantly dropped in a serious court.
The chances of him being convicted of murder, let alone kidnapping are extremely low, 0.5% tops.
My dad is a criminal prosecution lawyer with 25+ years of experience, he's not a fan of slasher films but he always appreciated the character Jigsaw because under American law, there is no way he could really be convicted for anything. Maybe a trespassing misdemeanor on a technicality, but nothing beyond that.
>you work at an insurance company time to die
That was 6
someone post the urethra meme
Did you guys see that Jigsaw is in Starfield
Why did you make this? Also
>calling the puppet "Jigsaw"
Jigsaw is in starfield
Who hyped?
The puppet is legitimately the most unrealistic thing about the series, aside from maybe the laser trap.
Of all the pointless backstory it’s interesting how they never really explained why he uses that puppet
Because James Wan has a puppet fetish
Tbf I don't blame him...
>that pic
why are you like this.
What? You wanted troon Billy?
Cuz he was originally supposed to be a psycho evil guy that enjoyed torturing people not this meme crap about making choices
I thought it was a puppet he originally made for his son
then it became twisted and evil looking as the traps started
That would be supernatural
What the frick are you talking about? The Puppet was a gift to his child that was never born.
>You put your elbows on the dinner table when you were 11.
>In two minutes, the steak knife will enter your urethra.
>conspiracy to commit kidnapping
>kidnapping
>endangerment
>homicide by negligence
>possession of illegal substances
>improper disposal of medical waste
>trasspassing(he wasn't the propetary of most of the locations where he set the traps)
>tax evation, because he had to maintain in secret all the shit he was spending to build the traps
he also assaulted that detective on the first movie wtih some asscred hidden blade right on the neck, and that alone is attempted murder.
he could easily get over 100 years.
He forces people into situations that result in them being either tortured or dead. Of course he could be charged.
HOW MANY FRICKING SAW THREADS DO WE NEED RIGHT NOW
Alright what's with all the saw threads recently, did an e-celeb talk about it or something
Jigsaw is in starfield
Not funny
Jigsaw is in starfield
What’s with these summergays pretending there hasn’t been consistent saw threads on the board for years?
Saw X is coming out soon
Being a gigantic homosexual and you are guilty as charged.