So they were assisting him in his plans? Doesn't that make him or them an accomplice? You gotta watch your words carefully in a courtroom or you get fucked in the ass.
Clearly Jigsaw would get some sort of punishment for this. You're not going to tell me that pablo escobar wasn't going to be punished for 'not having smuggled drugs'.
>I've held you unwillingly in my custody and trapped you in a torture device >You can mutilate yourself to get free or die >btw this genius loophole that lets me go free
In the movies he was going to get done for mulitple crimes and was refered to as a serial killer multiple times, its just he died before they could charge and convict him.
The scary thing is, my cousin works for a big law firm and he said they show these movies as part of their curricula to really make a point about the reality of the justice system and how men like the Jigsaw could walk out free.
They would absolutely put this cancer ridden homosexual in jail in real life
With a quickness
There was even a real case like this in the 90’s were they used a contraption on a guy to get him to rob a bank
straight to jail they went
my idea for a saw trap for the next movie: >have a key in your ass >have to prolapse your asshole to find key
any thoughts on my idea? positive feedback only
Ok but surely you could just reach up inside your ass and grab it instead of prolapsing your ass, yes fisting your ass isnt exactly easy unless youre a pro at controlling your asshole but whatever
The whole point of the Saw movie was that only an old white man could get away with this. If jigsaw was black they would have arrested him 15 minutes into the first flick.
Attempted murder of a police officer. He sliced the black cop's neck in the first movie. There is no way he was trying to injure him, he went for the neck with intenr to kill.
You can be arrested if the neighborhood brats steal into your yard and accidentally drown in your otherwise safe swimming pool.
They would throw the book at this guy for all his shenanigans.
>well i've newer sentenced someone to a crime. That decision is up to a jury
Jigsaw BTFO no need for sequels
Tsmt
It is enough for a woman to claim you once looked at her ass 20 years ago for the jury to be convinced and lock you up.
Several counts of kidnapping and reckless endangerment of life.
He didn't kidnap them his assistants did and again they made the choice to mutilate themselves, not him
Jigsaw walks
Yea that worked for Manson
Then why were the fbi on his ass? They had a case against him.
>Then why were the fbi on his ass?
because he broke the law of being too based
JigC vs. the Legal System? Now there's a matchup.
>hire hitman
>get off scott free because I didn't kill anybody
The perfect crime
Yes?
Why would that be a crime?
If I told you to kill yourself and you actually did it, would that be a crime?
it actually is lol
No it wouldn't. There is a whole joke about "if I told you to jump from a building"
People need to the no for themselves
There is a chick in prison for precisely that so yes.
>assistants
So they were assisting him in his plans? Doesn't that make him or them an accomplice? You gotta watch your words carefully in a courtroom or you get fucked in the ass.
Clearly Jigsaw would get some sort of punishment for this. You're not going to tell me that pablo escobar wasn't going to be punished for 'not having smuggled drugs'.
>He didn't kidnap them his assistants did
He also kidnapped his assistants.
Retards
firstly, none of his victims were actually kids so kidnapping is out.
As for reckless endangerment, they made that choice themselves
>I've held you unwillingly in my custody and trapped you in a torture device
>You can mutilate yourself to get free or die
>btw this genius loophole that lets me go free
>look mom, I made that shit thread again
Rape, embezelment, operating a TV without a license and high treason! You're going away for a long time buddy!
And one moving violation.
>Operating TV without a license
This one always gets me :3
Nobody forced you, I mean. Them, nobody forced them
Piracy.
>Dear Slim , I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
Jigsaw = JigC
Baker = MC
Afraid of Jigsaw? No, I enjoy MC content.
Hit em with the C
Kidnapping, bitch. Now up you fucking get.
In the movies he was going to get done for mulitple crimes and was refered to as a serial killer multiple times, its just he died before they could charge and convict him.
They wouldn't have been able to convict him because he gave his victims a choice
Dude got life for date rape after 20 years bitches could have left still got life sentence.
Kramer could have sued the newspapers for biasing the jury during the trial
721 charges of making the same thread. You're going away for a long time, pal.
we found some CP on your computer
Boobytrapping
Till I collapse I'm making these traps as long as you feel 'em
Till the day that I drop you could never say that I'm killing them.
hit em with it
GET JIGGY WITH IT
Is that JigC?
Implying the alphabet soup needs a reason to waco your ass
Eating a meal! A succulent Chinese meal!
While he probably believes what he's saying on some level, he should be smart enough to know that he's engaging in blatant sophistry.
Jigsaw sisters...
Jigsaw bros, our cope?
Murder, robbery, kidnapping, sex trafficking, breaking and entering, selling schedule 1 narcotics, rape, arson, tax evasion, larceny, grand theft auto, injury to property, unregistered firearms, fraud, defamation...
Tough rap, guess we can make a deal with his defense to throw out all of the charges except for murder if he pleas guilty.
The scary thing is, my cousin works for a big law firm and he said they show these movies as part of their curricula to really make a point about the reality of the justice system and how men like the Jigsaw could walk out free.
Scariest thing is my cousin works for the Federal Reserve and says to hit em with the digits and hit em with the C
Kidnapping is federal crime and 1st degree murder
They would absolutely put this cancer ridden homosexual in jail in real life
With a quickness
There was even a real case like this in the 90’s were they used a contraption on a guy to get him to rob a bank
straight to jail they went
Fuck it, hit em with it
Fake news. In the real world, those men would've walked free because they gave their victim a choice.
my idea for a saw trap for the next movie:
>have a key in your ass
>have to prolapse your asshole to find key
any thoughts on my idea? positive feedback only
You could just poop/fard it out
no because jigsaw implanted it in a way so it can only be prolapsed out
Ok but surely you could just reach up inside your ass and grab it instead of prolapsing your ass, yes fisting your ass isnt exactly easy unless youre a pro at controlling your asshole but whatever
Who is this "Baker" character? How is he related to jigsaw? Does he also construct torture traps?
Manson did less and got the sentenced to death
>manage to beat the trap
>bleeds to death
The whole point of the Saw movie was that only an old white man could get away with this. If jigsaw was black they would have arrested him 15 minutes into the first flick.
He wouldnt be smart enough to plan anything.
>black jigsaw trap
>he just shoots you and steals your wallet
The upcoming reboot will be the 36th film in the series. Just crazy.
Attempted murder of a police officer. He sliced the black cop's neck in the first movie. There is no way he was trying to injure him, he went for the neck with intenr to kill.
You can be arrested if the neighborhood brats steal into your yard and accidentally drown in your otherwise safe swimming pool.
They would throw the book at this guy for all his shenanigans.
being a whiny fag that blames everyone around him for his problems
conspiracy to kidnap to falsely in prison to knowingly causing great bodily harm to another