That sweet piece of ass in the pig mask. We've been surveilling this abandoned warehouse you've started using to plant these makeshift gore-projects that people just "wind up in." We've seen that broad talking to you, getting into costume, talking to you whilst in costume, watching her put people into these traps that we've collected forensics on and found your prints on them as well as hers.
Do you understand how many people we've got working this case? You're not stealing fricking hubcaps here, you're more prolific than Dahmer.
The video tapes of you talking to the victims of these crimes is obviously your voice. If not for the voice, the hairs we found in the receiver and cassette case matched yours. It's all within probable cause, it's gonna be really funny the second you and your proxies get put into a holding cell and the missing person cases for the area come to a dead stop.
That's hardly evidence and I barely know that woman. I happen to make neat gadgets and preach the virtues of a life lived to its fullest. It's not my fault she likes to kidnap people and put them in my devices. I am no more at fault for her horrendous deeds than you.
The video tapes of you talking to the victims of these crimes is obviously your voice. If not for the voice, the hairs we found in the receiver and cassette case matched yours. It's all within probable cause, it's gonna be really funny the second you and your proxies get put into a holding cell and the missing person cases for the area come to a dead stop.
Stop resisting
*punches you in the gut*
He has a gun
*knees you in the face and shoots your dog*
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Old Man beaten by police in brutal attack reports CNN and Fox News
nothing personnel kid
7 months ago
Anonymous
>hero cop arrests incel right-wing serial killer jigsaw
You shouldn't have killed a bunch of israelites in Saw VI moron. They're going to give me the congressional gold medal.
>What? We're not charging you at all, see, the most you could accuse my department of is kidnapping. Those handcuffs around your wrists? There's a key hidden somewhere here in the prison. Find it before the date of your execution and you might just survive. Your life is in your own hands, Jigsaw. >Live or die...Make your choice...
Those people were practically begging to be put into the traps and everything that happened afterwards is their fault. The kidnapping was merely an unfortunate misunderstanding that was necessitated by these poor people's unwavering desire to be inside the traps. In fact, everything that happened was a direct result of various people craving the sweet challenge of my traps. They are strictly for entertainment purposes, I assure you.
Hey, remember that time in the first film when Jigsaw stabbed a cop in the throat with a wrist-blade when the cops stumbled upon his base in the abandoned warehouse?
Yeah, he did kill someone outright (an on-duty cop no less) without the use of boobytraps.
Wasn't a cop shot to death trying to save one of Kramer's victims in the first movie? That is felony murder but Kramer won't survive to be charged with it because vengeful cops will kill him while "resisting arrest"
Just because they didn’t sign a waiver he is somehow responsible for them getting accidentally hurt? If anything Jigsaw is the victim because they trespassed on his property.
If someone breaks into your home and burns themselves on your stove, stabs themselves with your kitchen knife, or impales themselves on your Rube-Goldberg machine is that consider your fault just because your dna is on it? Is this what is considered innocent until proven guilty? Is this what we call justice and freedom?
Conspiracy to commit murder.
Conspiracy to kidnap.
Conspiracy to commit grievous bodily harm.
This, I don't understand the point of these threads. This is one of the stupidest troll memes ever.
Who exactly was I conspiring with, lieutenant?
That sweet piece of ass in the pig mask. We've been surveilling this abandoned warehouse you've started using to plant these makeshift gore-projects that people just "wind up in." We've seen that broad talking to you, getting into costume, talking to you whilst in costume, watching her put people into these traps that we've collected forensics on and found your prints on them as well as hers.
Do you understand how many people we've got working this case? You're not stealing fricking hubcaps here, you're more prolific than Dahmer.
You forgot one thing: A Warrant
You can file a complaint from your cell
That's hardly evidence and I barely know that woman. I happen to make neat gadgets and preach the virtues of a life lived to its fullest. It's not my fault she likes to kidnap people and put them in my devices. I am no more at fault for her horrendous deeds than you.
The video tapes of you talking to the victims of these crimes is obviously your voice. If not for the voice, the hairs we found in the receiver and cassette case matched yours. It's all within probable cause, it's gonna be really funny the second you and your proxies get put into a holding cell and the missing person cases for the area come to a dead stop.
We've charged you. You don't get to argue with the police, that's for the Court.
this.
this will be made 100% clear to you by your lawyer. get fricked
You don't even know, do you?
*arrests you while you continue to rant and I dont listen*
illegal search and seizure, see me after class
Stop resisting
*punches you in the gut*
He has a gun
*knees you in the face and shoots your dog*
>Old Man beaten by police in brutal attack reports CNN and Fox News
nothing personnel kid
>hero cop arrests incel right-wing serial killer jigsaw
You shouldn't have killed a bunch of israelites in Saw VI moron. They're going to give me the congressional gold medal.
tell it to your lawyer, dumbass
*tasers you while you shit your pants*
looks like I can't breathe, anon
Actually officer, I'm gonna have to stay here while you deal with your problem in the next room.
how can you murder someone who has the choice to stay alive?
he didn’t kidnap them.
wrong. they had a choice.
try again.
None of these would stick in a court. Can you actually outline any of his so-called “conspiracy” to commit murder? He never planned to murder anyone.
You didn’t do anything. I’m here to clean up the remains you found on your property sir
agent hoffman fancam <3 how can one man have so much swag
>yen bear his children
Why even live?
>What? We're not charging you at all, see, the most you could accuse my department of is kidnapping. Those handcuffs around your wrists? There's a key hidden somewhere here in the prison. Find it before the date of your execution and you might just survive. Your life is in your own hands, Jigsaw.
>Live or die...Make your choice...
the crime? gaslighting, spreading harmful misinformation, not including trans ppl in your traps and posting anti government memes on obscure forums
how gay can a trap be?
>The charges, offic-ACK?
1. Murder: Jigsaw orchestrates deadly traps and games that often result in the deaths of his victims.
2. Kidnapping: He frequently abducts individuals and holds them against their will.
3. Torture: Jigsaw subjects his victims to extreme physical and psychological torment as part of his twisted moral tests.
4. Assault: His traps and devices cause severe bodily harm to those involved.
5. Unlawful imprisonment: Jigsaw's victims are often confined in inescapable situations.
6. Conspiracy: If he were found to have enlisted others to aid in his crimes, he could be charged with conspiracy.
Those people were practically begging to be put into the traps and everything that happened afterwards is their fault. The kidnapping was merely an unfortunate misunderstanding that was necessitated by these poor people's unwavering desire to be inside the traps. In fact, everything that happened was a direct result of various people craving the sweet challenge of my traps. They are strictly for entertainment purposes, I assure you.
Guilty of not giving a frick
WISE GUY HUH
JigC
Improper handling and disposal of a corpse
Checkmate, LawSawgays
The silence? Volumes.
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Hey, remember that time in the first film when Jigsaw stabbed a cop in the throat with a wrist-blade when the cops stumbled upon his base in the abandoned warehouse?
Yeah, he did kill someone outright (an on-duty cop no less) without the use of boobytraps.
Wasn't a cop shot to death trying to save one of Kramer's victims in the first movie? That is felony murder but Kramer won't survive to be charged with it because vengeful cops will kill him while "resisting arrest"
Cinemaphile is gonna meme this into being the plot for the next film, and I'm so here for it
Didn't Cinemaphile meme Fast and the Furious going into space?
Next film has to start laying the foundations for the JigCU. If they want to do it through a court room drama conceit, so be it.
This is confirmed. There's already a post credits scene, Marvel style. I shit you not.
Assemble the U
He can't keep getting away with it
Oh look another thread dedicated to the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time: Jigsaw!
Just root against him when he faces the other villains then.
Just because they didn’t sign a waiver he is somehow responsible for them getting accidentally hurt? If anything Jigsaw is the victim because they trespassed on his property.
I'm actually a judge and I don't see any fault with this logic. In fact, Jigsaw could sue the survivors for any damages to his property or traps.
Felony association kidnapping
Felony association murder
We've got your dna
If someone breaks into your house and calls the cops claiming to have been kidnapped does the homeowner go to prison? Jigsaw is the victim here.
that's up to the court not a police officer. Get a lawyer.
do you know how much dna we found on your traps? Felony association murder/kidnapping. We'll see you in Court, welcome to jail before a bail hearing
If someone breaks into your home and burns themselves on your stove, stabs themselves with your kitchen knife, or impales themselves on your Rube-Goldberg machine is that consider your fault just because your dna is on it? Is this what is considered innocent until proven guilty? Is this what we call justice and freedom?
Speak to the Judge, not me. Your bail hearing is in 3 days. Welcome to jail.
being a homosexual cancer ridden moron
sentence: 1000 years solitary fixed
What are you, Judge Dredd?
Which State was Jigsaw operating?
My uncle is a lawyer and says that's the scariest thing about these movies. You couldn't convict Jiggy
>your honor, he made the choice to open the envelope that said "free money" but actually had anthrax in it