>The Chinese Fireball!

>”The Chinese Fireball! Ooooooo!”

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Austrian Anschluss Ooooooo

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crumb just wants to get back to stretching open all of Hermione's nubile holes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goblet of Fire is my favorite HP movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't until I got stoned and saw it on tv with my parents during a vacation that I realized that it was all about sucking and fricking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a great movie on it's own, I love it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same my favorite parts are with the competition type stuff. I also love the quidditch world cup. More action and world building and less gay teen drama

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man of taste

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goblet of Fire is by far the most entertaining HP, it’s just loaded with dumb moments like this
    >Barty Crouch… JUUUNIOR
    >HARRYDIDYEPUTYERNAMEINDAGOBLEDAFIYAH
    >THAT’S MY SOOOOOOOOOOON
    >Harry with his stupid long hair the whole movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not the Irish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they all had hair like that when the movie was made

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voldy pressing his finger on Harry
      >Harry starts screaming
      >Voldy awkwardly joins in on the scream

      Kino of the highest order

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how neurotic and insane Voldy was in GoF.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When your world building is just the wienertail Menu off some dive bar beside your favourite twee high street Cafe.

    Brava, brava, J.K.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JK Rowlings chud status has emboldened harry potter fans here to talk about their shit series. It's still "troony" to like it no matter what trannies think of the writer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. troony

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oooooh the nubian knobtopper

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Ghost of Kyiv, spooky!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it took me until the other day to realize this was crouch

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voldemort is such a bad villain. His entire characterization comes in the form of some flashbacks which the movies cut. He's just a mindless evil goober
    >Deh!
    Doesn't make up for how bland he is

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adolf Hitler! Ooooooo!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did Harry not simply use the ability to cast spells without a wand such as the African wizards of Uagadou? Do European wizards not posses such abilities?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found that tidbit of lore really weird.
        Wands are supposedly a relatively "new" invention in the wizarding world that has only been picked up in europe (and i guess NA)
        So what the frick do they do in Asia, Oceania, Africa and SA? Flick their fingers or some shit? Why don't they teach that in Hogwarts?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    deh

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like goblet of soul the rest are shit

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON
    >THAT'S HER BOY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he said cuckoldy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumbledore dabs calmly

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did you photoshop the tall lady there
    I dont like that you did that

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he shouted, with great calm

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been I killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't ask how, no one ask how!
      gets me every time

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goblet of fire came out 20 years ago

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the most intelligent wizards in the world
    >More psychotic than Bellatrix
    >Manipulative enough to make the wizarding world think he is innocent and to be able to fool Dumbledore while pretending to be one of his greatest allies

    They really ruined Crouch by casting spastic Doctor Who

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It worked wonders for the memes, but yeah what a shit actor

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