In 24 hours, the most anticipated film of the year will be released...
REBEL MOON PART TWO: THE SCARGIVER
Critics agree: "It's good."
Who else is excited to see this?
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Is it rated for nudity?
Good morning sirs.
No one watched this. Embarrassing
It's not out yet. Millions watched the first part, it was one of the most streamed movies of all time.
Piss is one of the most streamed liquids. Doesn't mean anybody want's to consume it.
You'd be surprised.
I would stream boutella's piss.
Speak for yourself
>Netflix says it’s totally killing it
>no, like for real, rebel moon slaaaayed…
The sequel comes out in hours and there is only one thread on it asking “where da hype at?”…
Netflix doesn't shill here like Amazon does. Remember when they spammed that wheel of time garbage here every day?
are you sure there isn't a more recent example you could use?
Wait...
Are you saying...
There's a NEW series from Amazon...
Currently available exclusively on Prime Video...
That's got Cinemaphile talking...
And is getting RAVE reviews from audiences and critics alike???
What is it, Anony?
What's the show that has Cinemaphile organically abuzz?
>Netflix doesn't shill here like Amazon does
and disney already made $12 billion on their star wars acquisition
The Rebel Moon merch at my local Walmart is still there, heavily discounted but still there. Even the few people that watched this and liked it aren't buying Rebel Moon drinking steins or popcorn. That's because they're all in India.
Why did you rate the cup so high?
Not how the Walmart UI works. Hilariously bad fake reviews though. AI generated? Or have pajeets finally done the needful and learned proper English grammar?
I'll watch it but the first one seemed incredibly rushed
Was the art direction done by AI?
yes it's called Zach Snyder
Even the trailer is boring as frick, gave up at 1:42
>gave up at :17
yawn, another multiculti mutt girlboss kicking ass again...
Should be called "The Caregiver" because no one cares
It should be called “Fuchsgiven” cause there are none
IS IT RATED FOR NUDITY?
LOOK AT ALL THIS BURNING GRAIN
NOT THE PRECIOUS GRAIN, LADS
ANYTHING BUT THAT
WHAT WILL THE VILLAGERS EAT NOW
damn this sword is badass goes through wheat like butter
Holy shit hungergames dune is having another movie!?
>Promise the world
>Fail to deliver an inch
How many times are we going to do this?
Did part 1, director's cut come out yet?
Is Noble as top-tier a husbando as Feyd?
Good news fellow Moonheads!
>In April 2024, co-writer Kurt Johnstad announced that though original plans were for a trilogy of movies, a total of six films are currently in development. The writer stated that the scripts are completed for the first four, while Snyder continues working on the other stories; explaining that the stories for each installment have been expanded into two parts
>a total of six films are currently in development.
but why
the second isn't even out, did the first really do that well?
and how do they even get money from this, it's on netflix, people already have a sub. does it cost extra to watch it?
>Moonheads
erm we're called Mooners
>Make them write scripts for 6 films, I have some titles coming up that Snyder must not interfere with.
>after the second film, axe the whole thing
This. Keep the moron distracted so he doesn't get his hands on anything people actually care about
Like what? Capeshit? KEK.
He wants to make a 300 movie out of the revolutionary war I don't really want to see George Washington get literally raped like a b***h it'd probably somehow look cheaper than 300
Nah, that would be awesome.
>George Washington get literally raped like a b***h
Kino
>Snyder continues working on the other stories; explaining that the stories for each installment have been expanded into two parts
>Good news fellow Moonheads!
>Critics agree: "It's good."
Hahahahahahaha! No way! If that's the best they could bribe, beg, and misquote a critic to say, this must be a bigger steaming pile of shit than part 1.
It’s good that it’s over now.
Can’t fricking wait.
"All the stars are here!"
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE SHITTY WORLD OF TODAY
Scargiver is what the trannies who like this shit call their dick removal doctors LOL
All your favorite characters are back! Like... this one.
Furiosa?
I watched this about a month ago and honestly can't recognize any of these characters
All I remember is Cyborg black guy dying after doing nothing but the movie treating it like a big moment.
>character is a noble
>name is Noble
>character is inspired by the work of John Milius
>named Milius
>character uses a gun
>name is Gunnar
blatantly copying kojima but unlike kojima he has no excuse as he actually speaks english
And who could forget fan favorite.... this fellow.
>Michiel Huisman
That's a fake name, isn't it?
>Zack Snyder self insert
hilarious
Why hasn't Games Workshop sued them for plagiarism?
because nothing in WH40K is original either
DO I NEED TO WATCH THE FIRST MOVIE TO WATCH THIS?
I WANNA WATCH IT WITH Cinemaphile BUT I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO WATCH OLD SHIT
> Review embargo until day of release.
So, you know it must be good.
I shant be watching until the rated-r directors cut comes out.
I will watch all versions of the movie.
is it the director's cut with cum and penetration?
Does Zack Snyder not understand that you can't make a successful sci-fi franchise by treating it as a franchise right off the bat? You can't just create a world and a bunch of characters and base the franchise off of that. You actually have to make a good movie first.
Snyder wants this to be his Star Wars, but Lucas didn't make the first Star Wars movie intending it to be a franchise. It was a genuine passion project for him, and he told a full story in that one movie. He didn't even know if there'd be a sequel to it.
You can't put the cart before the horse. Rebel Moon is the worst attempt at creating an original IP I've ever seen, and the b***h of it is that its failure is only going to further deter Hollywood from making original material.
can't hear you over the sound of that video game being developed!
oh wait what's up with that shit
>Rebel Moon is the worst attempt at creating an original IP I've ever seen
Even worse than his previous attempt at a franchise with his movie about cyborg zombies?
What the frick is this Netflix shit? I was gonna give the new Snyder kino a shot, but I don't think I will now.
I couldn’t get past the shitty slow motion bullshit in the first fight
i came here to make this thread lol
where is the hype? are we ready for more of this atrocious garbage?
movie will suck
I liked the first movie but it needed more sex and violence. I specially want to watch the director's cut because Zack Snyder is fighting the ratings board so he can show us Sofia's pussy lips in full detail.
>Critics agree: "It's good."
Taken entirely out of context, when they were discussing lunch.
>SCARGIVER
Was Pain-giver already taken?
I watched the Snyder Cut after a million people raged about it, and it was interesting and different. Will Snyder save moves? Nope turns out he's a moron after all.
>moves
Is this the one with the alien rape scene in it? If it doesn't have alien rape I'm not watching.
Armond White said Rebel Moon is kino.
I don't think I'm gonna bother until the extended versions are out. Iiked the first one, but what's the point when I know they'll just release the full length thing later this year?
It comes out tomorrow? This is the first I'm hearing about it. Now maybe I'll watch part one. From the way people described it I decided I'd wait and watch it as a whole.
Waiting for the Coomer Cut.
Seen some interviews with Snyder recently and he comes across to me as a sniveling little b***h. Put me off all his movies completely
Nah, he comes off as a chad with a chill atitude.
Nah
I waited for the extended cut of part one and now it doesn't seem like it's coming out until either after part two or potentially never.
Probably never gonna watch this shit then.
The extended versions were always mentioned to come out some time in summer after both regular versions are out.
The extended cut of both parts is coming out in August as a single 6 hour movie.
Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we’ll hit
On with the show this is it
Didn't this already release in some theaters for one week in the U.S.A?
It just makes you kinda sad.
it doesn't make me sad at all
snyder is a hack and netflix are homosexuals
there isn't even a single actor i like in this steaming pile of shit except maybe that homie from blood diamond, he's ok
there is no actors in it just fashion models
It's so fricking ugly
What's the point of Snyder's life if he can't make things look cool anymore? At this point he must commit suicide and go find his suicided daughter Autumn in Hell that would be most kino.