The coolest shit in the world to the people who need it the least.
>Notable inclusions in each bag include a $75,000 luxury yacht charter in Indonesia, a session with a celebrity tattoo artist (do we think Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr. will get matching tattoos?) and a bespoke facial or body treatment and skin analysis worth $900.
>Four unique gifts are only up for grabs for one recipient each: Six bottles of the world’s most expensive wine valued at more than $288,000, a pair of Columbian emerald earrings, a masterclass with “one of America’s greatest Pizzaiolos” (that’s rich-person speak for a pizza chef) and an exclusive dinner with a world-famous chef.
everything but the yacht charter is completely worthless kek
Yeah wonderful indonesia. went there in the navy once and we had to have a special cleaning immediately after leaving port to get all the trash and gunk off the hull. not to mentioned all the terrorists
This lol. Indonesia is a shithole, it and the 260million fundi Muslims on board should sink into the ocean.
Like many shithole countries Indonesia is great to visit if you have money.
Money could make Venezuela or Cuba fun though, money can make anything fun. Even prison could be fun if you had unlimited money to bribe your way into and out of things.
Just highlighting that even shithole countries can be fun to visit if you just stick to certain locations. People love Mexico and Jamaica yet in plenty of places there you legitimately can't even leave your resort without being robbed, kidnapped or murdered.
What about the women?
He said he was in the Navy, anon.
Indonesia is weirdly enough the 4th most populated country on the planet even though it seems completely irrelevant in any meaningful way.
they are the biggest water polluters. they have that going for them
Bigger than China? I suppose they're a bunch of densely populated islands surrounded by water so it's not such a stretch.
In Australia we visit Bali to go get fricked up and receive happy endings for a few days. It's a filthy place full of filthy people and that's exactly how Aussies treat it. Imagine my shock to learn that it's a popular wedding and honeymoon destination for extremely wealthy Europeans and Americans.
I wouldn't go to Indonesia if you paid me
Why? If you don't leave the resort it's like any other island vacation. Guarantee you the place they're taking you on a $75,000 cruise would be nice.
My friend told me there is a non insignificant amount of trash in the surf there.
They do but how badly it impacts your trip depends where and what time of year. Bali is a beautiful place yet monsoon season washes up mountains of garbage from Java which they then spend like $50 million cleaning up for tourists. Why Bali doesn't have a centralised waste management system I do not know. Seems moronic when they rely on tourist dollars.
>skin care
>red wine
>worthless
all it costs for the best skin care is going into the girls bathroom and squeezing period blood on your skin.
>all it costs for the best skin care is going into the girls bathroom and squeezing period blood on your skin.
Foreskins, actually. Look it up.
This is literally just communism.
almost as though capitalism doesn't work and is just communism with more bells and whistles
You probably end up being a sold time share or something if you take any of them up.
Better not be any FRICKING MERLOT
>mfw the only thing I want is free alcohol
All alcohol is free.
If you slapped a blindfold on them how many people do you think would be able to pick the $288,000 wine if you served it with five other $12 wines?
I mean you can taste the difference between a 12 dollar wine and 25 dollar wine so...
Can you?
Yeah.
Not him but I can generally tell the difference between a $10-20 and a $60+ bottle of the same varietal. At six-figures it becomes easier since it's likely a wine with a bunch of age on it, which will have some clear trademark characteristics.
I have been drinking wine for over a quarter-century though.
Ponce
I spend low-to-mid five figures a year on booze, so you aren't wrong.
unironically yes
wine quality scales dramatically with price up to about 150 dollars then it's marginal improvements for a lot of extra money
trust me, you'd like wine if you drank good wine and paired it with a nice steak
Nta, can you recommend a few good wines?
Ultra, ultra high-end alcohol feels like it'd be another one of those things like modern art where once you get to absurdly high pricetags it becomes a money laundering thing.
I've been trying wines with good reviews. I've yet to find one I like. Stopped at the £15 mark. Can you recommend a wine I can try that if I don't like it, I can just conclude I don't like wine?
Barolo, or a nice Chateaux Neuf de Pap
15 quid is still a bit cheap, try a Merlot or Syrah/ Shiraz around the 30 quid mark
if you can find an Old Vine Shiraz, get it. Those are my favourite.
Are there good places to do wine tasting in the UK? I was about to tell you that you're not going to find a good one in that price range, but I'm also not going to tell you to drop 50 quid on something you might hate. If you can find somewhere you can sample before you buy, try there.
Obviously not, larping aside
$12 wine? Probably most of them. $100 wine? Probably around half of them, but only because there's a 50/50 chance of getting it right.
Underrated
All the real wine experts will tell you the quality of wines caps out at around $25 per bottle. If you pay anything more than that you're simply getting scammed.
Simply not true, but whatever you have to tell yourself to feel better about your lot in life.
That anon is lowballing pretty significantly but
has it right. There's a point at which the expense is basically unjustifiable unless you're buying it *just to show off how rich you are*. I mean, a wine that costs $48,000 a bottle would have to grant you three wishes and give you a blowjob to make the cost justifiable, to be honest.
none
Frenchies btfo
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/10/23/358324106/don-t-mock-these-organic-food-experts-for-praising-mcdonald-s
>In one study, researchers gave subjects wine to sample and scanned their brains using an fMRI scanner. The subjects all drank the same wine twice. But on one occasion, they were told it was a $90 bottle, while another time they thought it was a $10 bottle.
>Not only did these subjects report that the wine tasted better when it was presented as a much pricier vintage, but their brains reacted differently, too. Scans showed increased oxygen and blood flow to the medial orbitofrontal cortex, a part of the brain believed to play a role in how we experience pleasure in food and other types of rewards.
>In other words, how a food is branded really does seem to affect how we perceive it on a neurological level.
Never mind the source, look at the information and larger point.
I guarantee the celebs gifted those bags are shitting on them like this thread is, they are more like us than you think.
bet a few of them are trying to sell off some of the stuff
From the bags the watch, the caviar and the international trips are the only things I'd keep. The rest is overpriced junk.
Hollywood award shows are just huge circle jerks so they can get together and pay each other on the back telling each other how great they are. If the average person want cucked to hell already by the rich every award show would be raided and burnt to the ground
I give most of that stuff away, to homeless shelters and to the Cambodian children I rape
FU-HUCK!
>think Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr. will get matching tattoos
based
I'd imagine they pick out the stuff they want to keep and gift the rest to assistants and family and such
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Sounds like it's time for a heist
These are the people telling you you shouldn't be allowed to own plastic straws or cheap lightbulbs.
Americans don't like wine because they just drink to get drunk, that's why they drink bud and other low quality shit that burns your taste buds.
drinking for any other reason is stupid, shit all tastes nasty and your best wine isn't convincing me otherwise
napa and sonoma exist you jerk
I don't even drink wine: I drink Pepsi. You're telling me wine is better than Pepsi? No way wine is better than Pepsi!
>$75,000 luxury yacht charter in Indonesia
Ausgays live like Kings for $750. Either it's a super yacht or you're killing a bunch of children on board for their blood
paying off the locals to ignore what cargo is being loaded onto those yachts ain't cheap
>Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
>Matthew 13:12
This is a biblical law. Having a problem with it is communism.
That applies to spiritual riches, not the devil's playground, you world-loving hellbound sinner
It's mostly about good farming practice
I'd resell all of that for much less than it's worth except maybe the wine because that would probably be easy to sell.
>The coolest shit in the world to the people who need it the least.
But none of that shit is what even poor people need.
They're given that shit so that they, the people who have more money than they know what to do with, get hooked on Indonesian yachting, bespoke facials, etc., etc. If they gave that shit to us plebs, we're not going to go back and spend money there, nor would our word of mouth cause other poors to be able to do so. Think.
It's a Sopranos reference.
Go back.
Can we pause the demoralization for one night?
Our great grandparents did not have their serfdom rubbed in their faces like this. There was no TV or even radio, you had no idea what you were missing out on. Now? You are reminded of it every single fricking day.
>a session with a celebrity tattoo artist
What makes someone a celebrity tattoo artist. most celebrity tats look like shit or at best doodles. The Rock has the most impressive tattoo and I was assuming that was done by some actual Somoan islander or something.
i wouldnt want any of that shit for free except for maybe the earrings if they were worth something to sell
If this c**t got invited she'd be singing praises
I really hate women
How much for a goon sesh with Paul?