The Count of Monte Christo

How was it so fricking good? It even has our guy Henry Cavill in it!?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i mean it is considered one of the best novels of all time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Great material, great cast, and great direction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is, the 2002 Count of Monte Cristo largely ignores the novel and changes the entire moral of the novel. And it's absolutely kino for doing so.

      >If you ever loved me, don't... don't robe me of my hate! It's all I have.
      >Let it go, Edmond. Let it go. I don't know what dark plan lies within you. Nor do I know by what design we were asked to live without each other these sixteen years. But God has offered us a new beginning. Don't slap his hand away.
      >God... Can I never escape Him?
      >No, he is in everything. Even in a kiss.
      This is a complete and utter betrayal of the themes of the book. The film ignores the central idea of the book in favor of a story of a man who is persecuted and loses everything. Yet he gains everything because God has seen his plight, and rewards him a thousand-fold. The book is nothing like this. But the film's reimagining of its central themes is incredibly effective.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Edmond does consider his wealth and the successful revenge a gift from God

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The whole point of the 2002 film is that he should give up on revenge and everything will work out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But he got 99% of his revenge. Giving up 1% is trivial.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The whole point of the 2002 film is that he should give up on revenge and everything will work out.
            No it isn't

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought that scene you quoted was Mercedes telling him to give up the duel against her son

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's just typical woman-speak
        doesn't he still fulfill his revenge?

        But he got 99% of his revenge. Giving up 1% is trivial.

        >Giving up 1% is trivial.
        what is it, never seen that new one?
        just the classics where he leaves the old french roastie behind in favor for the hot young Arabian princess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The book is great but it's too fricking long. It's only that long because Edmond got paid by the chapter to publish it in periodicals

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the 2002 one, since OP is a gay and isn't aware that there is a new adaption every year.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Similar to Three Musketeers or Les Miserables, you have to exert considerate effort to frick it up.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Kevin Reynolds is the best American director

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a masterpiece.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?, it's mediocre.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is a very small list of movies that Cinemaphile universally loves. This move, waterworld, and Dora the explorer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your forgot about Shrek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dope-ass flick. Even if it does change a ton from the book.

      Waterworld and Dora the Explorer are only enjoyed by meme-addicted homosexuals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waterworld

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starship Troopers
      The Thing
      Honestly most movies that I like I expect to be well received here unless you're a moron. It's because I have good taste

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get the decision to make his teeth rot in jail and then suddenly fixed when he sailed with pirates while his noble friend had rotting teeth despite the resources to not

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumas' writing was serialized. It doesn't make sense to do it as movies.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently this is the wife of patric wilson how do I cuck him

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depardie is the best count of monte christo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think so too. They didn't frick around. I find other versions, especially US ones to be very soft, where they try to either play vengeance bad angle or portray it as overly emotional instead of calculated plan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He really is the best french actor. also the long format fits perfectly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct. also, the book is simply too long to ever do it justice in a film

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, plus the funny-looking sidekick really had a period accurate face, and all women and costumes are beautifully made in that series.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did not care for the Count of Monte Christo

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we NEED stars my destination

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now go watch Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I second that one. Wonderful visuals, too.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got adaptations where he ends up with Haydee?
    I really liked their relationship in the novel and only movie that has this is the Soviet adaptation filmed in Ukraine

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