The Count of Monte Cristo (2024)

Made by the French. Thoughts?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumas has other books besides Musketeers and Montecristo, ya know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, we don't know, and if we don't know, they don't matter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      liar

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The french can’t make non-cringy movies.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has Netflix cinematography, everything has a weird blue-green tinge. Could be worse, could have looked like the recent Three Musketeers movie, it looked so brown.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to another adaptation that forgets that Mercedes is not supposed to be a love interest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should look forward to learning how to read, since you're completely wrong. Everything he does is motivated by his broken heart and when Mercedes realizes who he is she has an extremely emotional reaction.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, it's fundamental to his character, but they don't get together at the end and live happily ever after. He just ships her off to some hole and fricks off with a far superior model.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's true, they talk about how they're past the point of ever picking up the pieces iirc, I'm just saying they're definitely love interests, it's just a tragic love. If you put yourself in his shoes and the girl you love and are about to spend the rest of your life with winds up (even though ignorant of his crime) with the guy who falsely put you in prison and bears his children, you can understand how on the one hand you'd still have feelings for her strong enough to motivate your revenge, while on the other how she's ruined in your eyes and you can never be interested in her again. It's complicated but it's still ultimately love that drives the story.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I concede that I worded it poorly.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All good (you on the left)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many nogs does it have

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the gay (homosexual) anime adaptation.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >entire film plot in the trailer

    OK, so now I don't need to see the film, thanks France.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what, you didn't know the plot of a book as old as Shakespeare?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what, you didn't know the plot of a book as old as Shakespeare?

      Yeah it isn't good because of some epic twist it's just a very gratifying journey, that's how good stories work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't already know the twists of a story literally described as part of the core of Western literature
      Is this a burger education?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In French, as the original book was.
    Based.
    >No Black folk.
    Based.
    >No girlboss.
    Based.
    >A heteroseuxual romance with two people of the same race.
    Based based based.

    I read the book twenty years ago so I probably won't watch it, but it's nice to have some non-pozzed media.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the 90s Gérard Depardieu one on my hard drive and it's supposed to be good minus a changed happy ending but I tried watched it and all the characters acted like really stupid actors so I stopped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Jean Marais version is the only one you need

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on god montecristo is a shit boring book

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will suck dick just like any modern/+1000 page novel adaptation.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks good
    nice poster too

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Made by the French
    frick the french. literally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does she always look she has been crying for hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always confuse her for Lili Simmons. I can't be the only one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but maybe Lea fatting up helps with that

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are they trying to cram it into one movie, make it 2 it should work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It could easily fit into one movie, there's a lot of filler because it was published serially and authors would try to make the paycheck stretch. The main plotpoints can fit into a film.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every adaptation skips out on something to make room for some other plot that another one missed

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we need Stars My Destination instead

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4422007/
    That's the Haydée for this adaptation I believe. She seems appropriately pretty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mercedes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mercedes

      Haydee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mercedes

        I approve this and would willingly pay money to watch it when it comes out, if it was in any cinema I could reach.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mwaaahhhh the French

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2002 adaptation can't be topped. Frick book accuracy.
    >IF YOU EVER LOVED ME, DON'T ROB ME OF MY HATE! IT'S ALL I HAVE.
    The 2002 adaptation transforms a calculating revenge story into the story of a man who cannot escape God's love, whose fury and wrath and scheming dissolves as his sacrifice is at long last rewarded by forces beyond his control. God has chosen him because his cause is just and his suffering has purified him. His enemies lose everything, and he gains everything. Money, power, and love.

    Kino film.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the same people who did the Musketeers two part movie? Because that one was very kino, I am absolutely prepared for Count of Monte Cristo over Hollywood trash.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boring and ugly, perfect for Netflix.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is an interesting book/topic

    if a girl gave birth to (say, two children) from a guy 1
    and then guy 2 impregnates girl, will new children look like guy 2's or there will still be some part of guy 1 present in the looks of children?

    now say same girl has a new child with guy 3

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically speaking it should be a miniseries to do the scope of the story justice. It's like 3000 pages or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of things like teaching his black slave how to smoke hookah and deposting his money with the Rothschilds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yakapo wasn't black

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they keep the correct ending this time and have him run off with his e-girl slave gf

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alexandre Dumas
    By Alexandre Dumb ass?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesnt have Black folk? I will watch!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know who is Alexandre Dumas ?
      Right Chud ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumas... is a Black person...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A based one that understood that people don't want to read about coons

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks a little superficial but could be worth a watch

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All new movies have these by the numbers trashy shots used completely unironically
    bring postmo back

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noirtier was so based. We should all aspire to produce as much seething as he did.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will never find anyone as cute as him.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good, will watch

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