The Craziest Shit Just Happened

I was watching Amazon Prime Video 3 hours ago and I saw a 1995 superhero cartoon I've never heard of before called "TurboForce" and I didn't have much time but it looked cool so I watch 1 minute of it to see if I should check it out more later. It looked cool. Now I'm looking for it and... ITS GONE! I've googled it and... IT DOESNT SEEM TO EXIST. What is going on? I literally watched some of it 3 hours ago. Did I remember the title wrong? Anyone know what it's actually called? It had one overly muscular gigachad he-man ass character in it.

I need to find this cartoon it looked like it kicked ass.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you remember anything else about the show? Any other characters or what happened in the preview you watched?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just that they were all extremely muscular especially this one absurdly muscular guy and i had to turn it off because episode 1 instantly goes to the muscular gigachad shirtless lounging around and i didnt want my mom to think im gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        was it UltraForce?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit thanks. yea that's it. if it's ass im sorry but the first 1 minute looked promising

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no problem anon, always glad to help

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad this turned out to be a real thing because I was worried this was an attempt at some kind of a lame creepypasta so I would be obligated to call you underage and possibly gay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I too have seen Wang's video on how reddit was tricked for a decade by middle schoolers LARPing about a hard drive they found sewn inside a coat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like how there's actually three absurdly muscular gigachads, but one of them outshines the others.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The funny part is that he's actually a 13 y/o kid who can transform into that.
            The not-so funny part? One of the characters' co-creators is a pedo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh, is that the reason Marvel permanently shelved the Ultraverse line?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like it's based on one of the dozens of X-Men-like super-team comics that ran in the 80s and early 90s that no one remember anymore. Like Young Blood and such.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very Rob Liefeld-esque

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon misremembers something and thinks its supernatural.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I thought we were going into some reddit tier lost media bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. OP just has dyslexia

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow the intro to this show is suspiciously similar to Ballmastrz 9009. is this what inspired Ballmastrz intro?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like this is one of those shows that's directly in the middle of a kid's show and an adult show. Interesting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh man this opening has some pretty good animation
      The actual show's animation is going to be total shit isn't it?

      Seems like this is one of those shows that's directly in the middle of a kid's show and an adult show. Interesting.

      It's 100% "oh shit X-men is huge, what can we afford?" and what they could afford was Malibu comics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ULTRAFOOOOOORCE

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, that's kinda spooky

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since we've solved OP's problem, can this be a personal lost media thread?
    I've basically discovered 95% of all my childhood memories of weird shit I saw on TV except for a select few things.
    This would have been something between 1993-2001 assuming I wasn't watching a rerun.

    The memory in question is of a fat guy in a red shirt and blue pants with a shark mouth in his stomach, like a Snapping Turk from Yellow Submarine.
    The character may have been a villain of some sort and had may 2-3 other weirdos with him.

    The only one I can really remember is a woman in a white jump suit with tassels, maybe a scooter, she may have either been a cheerleader arctype or a tomgirl with a scooter type deal.
    I remember this fat guy holding a slice of pizza and then eating it with his stomach mouth.

    For years I thought it may have been something from Freakazoid or The Tick but that doesn't seem to be it, granted I've not exactly marathoned either show.

    I'd thought I'd give BING AI a try at reconstructing the character based on my description. I don't think he had 5 o'clock shadow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i held the Sinbad Genie Movie Shazaam VHS tape in my hand as a kid. didnt get to watch it as there was no time that day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, wasn't that Shaq?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was Kazaam. when Kazaam came out everyone back then including me was like "what? this is just a rip off of the Sinbad genie movie that came out 2 years ago". but now, the Sinbad genie movie "never existed". its one of the famous "mandela effects". erased from history.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weird, but I know my shit is either something that existed or I've been holding on to a dream I've had for over 20 something years.
            Everything else I've found; Xyber 9, Bobby's World, Domino's Mr Pizza Face. It doesn't make sense that this thing would be somehow completely made up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they figure out that the people who remember that just have Kazaam and Aliens For Breakfast melded in their brain?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember like over a decade ago on Cinemaphile seeing this comic about an alien dinosaur. It starts out with it just stomping around with a little dot in a box, eventually that dot turns into a line, the line becomes pictures, then words, a space monkey comes down and says he's been enriching the dinosaurs brain with space rays because he wants a peer, the dinosaur tells him to frick off, and they fight, eventually the dinosaur wins and kills him, the destroys the machine that made him smarter so he can return to being a thoughtless beast. Anyone ever read that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        yo what's that one Superman comic book story from like the 80s where he "dies" and gets put on trial and the jury are all zombies? there's a tornado involved too I think

        Seen some weird shit on Cinemaphile but it doesn't ring any bells. Comics, especially web comics are probably more of a crapshoot lost media than television so good luck.

        This fat red shirt frick is damn near the last thing I need to figure out, aside from the "Goosebumps" episode involving a manatee vampire grub drinking blood through a straw, the vivid memory of the alien lady with baby ayy fetus in an amber globe within a wall, and finally the sci fi film that opens up with a green alien parasite erupting from the neck of a prisoner on a space colony turning a guy into a zombie.

        But those are all live action and not Cinemaphile related.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FX5ZXSn.png

      I was watching Amazon Prime Video 3 hours ago and I saw a 1995 superhero cartoon I've never heard of before called "TurboForce" and I didn't have much time but it looked cool so I watch 1 minute of it to see if I should check it out more later. It looked cool. Now I'm looking for it and... ITS GONE! I've googled it and... IT DOESNT SEEM TO EXIST. What is going on? I literally watched some of it 3 hours ago. Did I remember the title wrong? Anyone know what it's actually called? It had one overly muscular gigachad he-man ass character in it.

      I need to find this cartoon it looked like it kicked ass.

      yo what's that one Superman comic book story from like the 80s where he "dies" and gets put on trial and the jury are all zombies? there's a tornado involved too I think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the presumably British cartoon with Ewok-like creatures in a giant tree, and at one point one of them is crying and says "I'm not sad--these are tears of happiness"?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any other craziest turd going on other than OP's?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check your history, assuming you didn't browse incognito.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reached the end of one of my rabbit holes recently when I finally remembered the title of Tillie’s Dragon, which I think I watched a couple of minutes of once as a kid. For some reason one scene came back to me a few years ago and it really started bugging me. I had the hardest time finding it because I could’ve sworn the dragon was pink, turns out it was blueish green. I only found it because I had a lucky break suddenly remembering the little girl’s name was Tillie, and it turned out that was right in the title.

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