THE CROW reboot leaks

>Eric and Shelly are drug addicts who meet in rehab, fall in love and run away together to start a life together in an unnamed city.
>Shelly has ties with Mr. Roeg, a powerful gangster, and goes to his nightclub looking for a job, only to discover Mr. Roeg murders people in occult rituals and consumes their souls in order to extend his own life.
>Mr. Roeg sends T-Bird and his gang to kill Eric and Shelly.
>Eric awakens in limbo and accepts an offer from the Skull Cowboy to sacrifice his entrance into the afterlife in to return to life as the Crow and avenge his and Shelly's deaths.
>Eric's only power is that he heals faster than an average human, but still slower and more painfully than in the comics or the 1994 film. He doesn't have a telepathic connection to the crow nor supernatural fighting skills.
>First act is about Eric and Shelly's romance, second act is about Eric training and preparing his revenge. He only wears the Crow facepaint and goes after Mr. Roeg and T-Bird in the third act.
>It all culminates in a big shootout at an opera house where Eric kills all his enemies and frees Shelly's soul from Mr. Roeg's spell. However, while she ascends to heaven, he remains trapped on Earth as a revenge revenant forever, and then becomes a vigilante helping the poor and the oppressed.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >while she ascends to heaven, he remains trapped on Earth

    JUST

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the moronic Jared Leto with the face tattoo. But then again he's supposed to be a current day musician so I guess it's pretty accurate.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I assume Alec Baldwin will be directing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shelly is black btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not only black but moronic rap name black. Imagine being an adult and choosing to look like this . FKA Twigs. Fricking hell.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JOKER UPDATE

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FREAKED

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reboot
    why?
    the original is literally timeless
    i watched it last week and it was great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why?
      Money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why?
      Because Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and they need the money desperately.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >However, while she ascends to heaven, he remains trapped on Earth as a revenge revenant forever, and then becomes a vigilante helping the poor and the oppressed.
    Gotta come up with some way to justify milking this further eh, Hollywood?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shelly is some drug addict ho
    >eric is a drug addict loser
    ehhh, not watching this degenerate crap. what made the original film great and resonate was that shelly was a trad gf and eric was just being playfully edgy wanting to marry her on halloween, so you really felt his anguish when top dollar's gang beat and raped her to death

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    times you acted like THE CROW?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >alone at older brother’s house for a week
      >brother and his family are in Hawaii
      >spend week drinking tequila while listening to Depeche Mode and The Cure records putting together my nephew’s Star Wars Lego sets and crying over my lost childhood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Too much childhood is your problem mate. It’s time to grow the frick up and stop with the fricking video games and toys and endless consumption of mass media and living your life only for yourself. Grow up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's right. wash your penis and clean your room, bucko

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom washes my penis with her mouth.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              your penis looks like floss?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn straight. He should eat, sleep and make money for israelites all day, every day until he dies and nothing else. That's what real men do. Also, find some mediocre and boring woman his family approves of and slave away so he can buy her shit but that's not consuming at all, btw. Also, shit out some kids so they can be raised by the same mass media to be insane degenerates over socialized to the point of insanity. That's a real man's life. I'm itching to go and die for the tribe right now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn’t know a real man if he fricked you in the ass. Stop spreading your stupid bullshit around just because you’ve given up on being an asset to civilization and instead are comfortable leeching off of it. Why is it the “wage slave” morons are always living on someone else’s dime? The only decision you need to think about is when your parents die will you choose being homeless or doing a flip? I know which I’d suggest for you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >just because you’ve given up on being an asset to civilization
              Sorry I'm not itching to go and kill Ruskies for not allowing kids to transition their genders.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because it’s definitely either that or play 16 hours of video games a day while being a middle aged virgin and nothing in between.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Neither is ideal. If we have any mercy for ourselves, we'd all go out painlessly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's an unfortunate reality I had to eventually face.
          It doesn't matter if your childhood was good or bad. It's over, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you certainly can't relive it.
          But what you can do is live in the present and plan for the future. Make today good. Make tomorrow better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You childhood isnt lost m8, its simply over, its done
        Its done and never comming back
        You are going unto death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you supposed to be? A clown or something?
      >Sometimes…

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a big fan of the original crow. if this was just another movie in the series, i'd be more interested in watching it. by making it a "reboot" that really just reuses the names of some of the original characters, i'm not really interested.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he remains trapped on Earth as a revenge revenant forever, and then becomes a vigilante helping the poor and the oppressed.
    They just can’t help themselves can they

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      coming soon. The Crow: The Series on Peawiener

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Hollywood just stop with the endless fricking remakes.
    >inb4 money
    75%+ flop at the box office at this point.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It can’t rain all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      EVERY NIGHT I BURN
      EVERY NIGHT I CALL YOUR NAME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the original is a classic as far as Im concerned. Not the best film but the story behind it elevates everything. this interview came on the dvd. he was very positive on his career

      great line

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire it up

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully they get Hannah Gutierrez-Reed to work with the firearms. Nobody makes a second mistake.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thanks but i wasn't gonna watch this shit anyways

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MOM IS GONNA FREAK

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will top the OG graphic novel. The raw emotion on every page is something that won't be surpassed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a month ago I bought the comic in an oversized format. I didn't expect the art be so good tbh. It shows how o'barr is getting better by time, by every page

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God doesn't make the world this way... We do.

      -Rorschach

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What bullshit is this, they cant shit up the crow, dude literaly died, the movie is fricking sacred, frick them, frick this shit, frick this world

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should've remade The Crow City of Angels.
    The original screenplay was surprisingly good. Not as good as the first film, but still worthy of the name. Then the Weinsteins decided to force reshoots and a rewriting of the script, and we got the shit sequel.
    I recommend the novelization because it was written based on the original script. Or you can probably just find the original script online.

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