THE CROW Reboot Set For June 7, 2024

>Soulmates Eric Draven (Bill Skarsgård) and Shelly Webster (FKA Twigs) are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Eric sets out to seek merciless revenge on their killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put wrong things right.

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/ballerina-pushed-2025-the-crow-moves-june-2024-release-date-1235918869/

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this alien face push shit is for real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The nephilim hybrids are the ultimate nepobabies.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nepo babies the movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is twigs rlly a nepo?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Brandon Lee a massive nepo baby, though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brad Pitt beat up his dad. That's all I know.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BRADDU PITTU!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cursed

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were on ITunes before getting killed

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOA

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FKA Twigs
    FRICKING UGLY AS SHIT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FKA Twigs
      THAT'S your casting choice? Holy kekoids!

      she has a trial with shia for the wife beating thing this year

      most likely new deep vs heard 2.0

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FKA Twigs
    THAT'S your casting choice? Holy kekoids!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FKA Twigs
    The frick. Is that a real name?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tahliah Debrett Barnett (born 16 January 1988), known professionally as FKA Twigs, is a British singer, songwriter, and dancer.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FKA_Twigs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        M'ASK YOU SUMTIN TWIGS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shelly's Webster and Debster
      FKA Twigs

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell are these casting choices

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FKA
    is that formerly known as? I've never heard of Twigs.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twigs is so fricking hot, goddamn. Pretty mulatto girls really do always go for a certain type.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty mulatto girls really do always go for a certain type.
      Are you that certain type, anon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I actually do pretty well with them but I do well in general. Had a very rich pretty mulatto girl that I’d interact with on social media, ran into her at a house party about a year ago and she grabbed my hand, dragged me through the house to the outside where her friends were standing and fully like displayed me to them, showed off. Girls do go crazy for pretty and white but a little rough, think mulatto, asian and latinas the most.

        >Twigs is so fricking hot, goddamn. Pretty mulatto girls really do always go for a certain type.
        She has admitted to catching Shia LaBeouf's genital herpes, at the least.

        God, what a fricking israelite. Has Kanye stopped stealing his style yet, moved on to a different type of white man to steal style from?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Girls do go crazy for pretty and white but a little rough, think mulatto, asian and latinas the most.
          Yeah, I see a lot of mulattos go crazy for those types

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Twigs is so fricking hot, goddamn. Pretty mulatto girls really do always go for a certain type.
      She has admitted to catching Shia LaBeouf's genital herpes, at the least.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read that as "THE CROWN Reboot" and was really fricking confused fora few seconds

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eric Draven (Bill Skarsgård) and Shelly Webster (FKA Twigs) are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them.
    Literally wtf? It was bad enough that the Proyas film made their death a retribution for them being just such darn good tenants of their apartment, but now it's some old grudge thing? Fricking terrible. The entire purpose and point of the tragedy in the real story is that the attack on Eric and Shelly was completely random, violence and terror for absolutely no reason but the wickedness of the world, of mankind.
    James O'Barr wrote the story as a means of coping with the grief of the loss of the love of his life to a drunk driver- an utterly meaningless and pointless event which killed her and all but destroyed him. That meaningless horror is what inspired the story (along with a news story abouta young couple killed for a $20 engagement ring, also random and meaningless), is why he wrote the story, and Eric is a representation of how he felt and what he wished he could do.
    The entire spirit of the story lies in this. Doing away with it so we understand Eric and Shelly = good, rapists and murderers = bad is fricking inane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agreed. There's a similar problem with Punisher adaptations making Frank and his family deliberate targets, rather than random bystanders. The point is that these characters suffer a random, awful fate, and the avenger's grief becomes a means of reordering the world, sometimes hopelessly.
      If the tragedy is somehow provoked, then the story loses it's meaning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too watched the Into The Depths video

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I too watched the Into The Depths video
        Idk what that is. I first read the book some 20 years ago.

        Completely agreed. There's a similar problem with Punisher adaptations making Frank and his family deliberate targets, rather than random bystanders. The point is that these characters suffer a random, awful fate, and the avenger's grief becomes a means of reordering the world, sometimes hopelessly.
        If the tragedy is somehow provoked, then the story loses it's meaning.

        This guy gets it. Excellent elaboration.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FKA Twigs
    They cased the wrong woman in this film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another role being race swapped away
    >Cinemaphile doesn't say a God damn thing, in fact they cheer it on, only because an Asian role is being given to a whitey

    If this was superman getting an Asian reboot, you b***hes would lose your fricking minds. Of course you guys don't actually care about race or gender swaps if the benefit you guys. Cinemaphile is full of hypocrites, as I expected.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If dis-uh Supelnman, you maaaany angly. But no, you rike!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Shelly doesn't have much screentime anyway. Maybe some shit in the beginning where you get to see her killed, then at the end, but that's it. Majority of the focus was always on Eric because it's his story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric is White, ricecel, if anything the chink nepo baby was the raceswap.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hypocrites
      It’s just very dumb to have beliefs and empathy in the face of people that genuinely don’t experience either, nonwhites are anti-white and truly nothing else, it took white people way too long to figure this out.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this means skarsgard is gonna die im all for it

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There really has been a spike in white men with nonwhite girls, wonder what it is.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh. At least she dies right away and is only seen in muddy flashbacks.

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