>Soulmates Eric Draven (Bill Skarsgård) and Shelly Webster (FKA Twigs) are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Eric sets out to seek merciless revenge on their killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put wrong things right.
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RIP Bill
Damn, I liked him.
Europeans were a mistake
>they're really gonna have a black Shelly gangraped by huwhite males
What do you bet they'll also be inexplicably clean cut and upper middle class in this one, too?
>the demons of her dark past catch up with them
Sounds like those leaks from a while ago might have been at least partially correct.
If the leaks are true, there's no rape.
That's even dumber.
The brutality of their murders is the entire reason Dracen comes back and excuses his badass reign of death, that's the whole movie.
You can't have The Crow without the rape, it's like taking the abusive mom out of Carrie because it might upset people.
This is the dude playing T-Bird. Quit being a homosexual.
>demons of her dark past catch up with them
Are they really changing the idea that they were both just regular people that got beaten and shot by some random thugs? Now Shelly gets a "strong woman with a troubled past that led to her demise" backstory?
>Are they really changing the idea that they were both just regular people that got beaten and shot by some random thugs?
The Brandon Lee movie did that already.
And? Even the comic didn't have this. It lessens the impact and makes the audience less sympathetic when you switch things up and give Shelly a dark past connected to her death. Same with them getting rid of the rape.
>number of black females raped by white men a year
0
>number of white females rapes by Black folka year
30,000+
Strange how the type of rape thst literally never happens is what gets depicted in media though… I wonder why that is?
Bill looking mighty zesty
We can’t even get a white couple in the reboot of the fricking crow. Jesus Christ I am so sick of all this diversity bullshit. If you want diversity make more diverse movies and tv shows stop making every tv show and movie diverse (except for the non-white ones though of course)
That can't happen. Every pre-existing franchise starring white people will get a reboot with more people of color and you WILL like it.
The original crow had AMWF.
No he was a HAPA with a Chad jawline who could easily pass for white and did in the movie
Brandon was slightly more Euro than hapa. Bruce's grandmother was a hapa herself.
Brandon Lee looks whiter than the average American nowadays
>FKA Twigs
The frick kinda name is this? How do you even say this?
God I hate nigs.
>Hello Miss Twigs
>Aww you can just call me FKA
What is this phenotype?
Founding mother of America
America's masterrace
embarrassing
The “smoldering moron”
Bri'ish
>FKA Twigs
Why not have the woman as Crow?
>FKA Twigs
She cute and makes good music, blacks hate her because she's a BWC bawd.
>She cute and makes good music
Neither of those things are true.
Post top 5 musicians.
Beethovan, Bach, Mozart, Chopin, Tchaikovsky.
>Beethovan
My fricking sides
Rachmaninoff clears these jabronis
yeah she's apparently massive BWC bawd like Doja Cat.
>She cute and makes good music
Meh. The OG film is an evergreen, doesn't even need a reboot.
>asian men being harassed and beaten up
Why do you like a Black person’s fantasy
why even remake it tho? the lead actor died on set for the movie. he literally gave his life for it. why does this need to be remade? has nobody even brought up how disrespectful this is? the Lee estate?
the sequels at least had the decency to create new Crows and backstories instead of simply recasting Eric
>it can't rain all the time
>but it IS rainin' Eric!
>Wh- yes, it's raining but that doesn't mean it's always going to-
>It's rainin right now! We getting wet right now!
>No, I know that. There will be OTHER times, where it won't be raining.
>Hoppin-out-the-grave-ass-cracka, we covered in water, it's rainin'!
>see now Sarquanda is a genuine hot dogger. you hungry?
>sheeeit i col eat. you take food stamps?
>n-no, i'm buyin.
>just put some seasn'in on it. i want dat flava.
>it has onions for seasoning
>I SAID SEASN'IN
>Shelly Webster (FKA Twigs)
You just know 'her dark past' means it's some ex boyfriend or something she was still seeing on the side and Eric goes through Crowification for a girl that cucked him. You just know.
They should invent something new.
>weird looking yet hot white guy
>weird looking yet hot black girl
Eh, I kinda see it. She probably asks him to slap her in the face and spit on her
I think Skarsgård will do fine as Eric. He has another action film coming out this year so he already has some experience.