The Cruise has been Bruised

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    next they will have ethan hunt eating a subway sandwich

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you make this thread a second time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Also why did you change the dimensions and name of the image

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because I didnt get enough of the attention I need to validate my sad existence the first time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because I didnt get enough of the attention I need to validate my sad existence the first time

      nailed it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >video games that lift endless material from movies whine about MUH COPYING
    that’s rich. They really think Tom and Mcquarrie are playing Uncharted 2? Bahaha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      McQuarrie said the plane hanging onto scene was inspired by uncharted 3 so he’s definitely aware of them.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the israeliteman or the other one that left ND? Cause I do have some respect for the latter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, it's the one that was in as an extra.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Uncharted copied Tomb Raider/Indiana Jones. Woah nothing's really original? That's insaneeee maaaan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not an excuse to steal ideas and plagiarize, Kyle.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not an excuse, it's the literal model for success you blithering idiot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indiana Jones copied the Mummy.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uncharted 3 copied living daylights

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video game "directors" need to get over themselves. Uncharteds story is super generic and copied from other adventure films/games. People like the game play, not the story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People like the game play
      What gameplay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least it's interactive so it doesn't matter if it's a generic plot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Press X to climb

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk, there was one level where a tank was driving thru an Appalachian village and you had to scurry atop or thru buildings to hide from it. And there was enemy AI sniping at you too, as the tank fired through the walls you hid behind.

          Or how about that level where you have to follow some butthole through a party and be near him long enough to steal his encoded computer key. Uncharted had it's moments of fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Uncharteds story is super generic
      and so is Mission Impossible 7s
      it isn't damning that they "copied" uncharted 2, it's damning that they could even be remotely similar in the first place
      further proving that despite all the "can't bruise the cruise" marketing horse shit, it's still just a generic slop crap movie

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extraction 2 was way more guilty of that
    Director of that musta marathoned uncharted 2 and the raid movies

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mission impossible has always stolen it’s ideas from video games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Forgets Mission Impossible was a TV series first

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that was the joke he was making. Video games copy movies, so it's rich to hear someone grouse that movies copy games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, those old school Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV Show graphics.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uncharted 2 invented trains
    >you can't have action scenes on trains
    >WE INVENTED THAT
    homosexuals at naughty dog. got shit-tier after crash bandicoot and jak and daxter

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Never lose, never choose to, bruise Cruise who
    >Do somethin' to us, talk go through us

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the UC2 train sequence was inspired by the lost world.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >copying Uncharted
    If were gonna do this shit, might as well shine a light on the "Jack Ryan" series

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Cinemaphiletards ever stop seething over sony superiority?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    !oy vey! you stole my completely generic idea that millions of people have had before but it's mine! I need shekels to compensate for my emotional suffering over this horrible unfair action!
    t. some israelite, probably

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had your chance to make a good Uncharted movie, shitbag.

    Use it or lose it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *my bad, it's the game's director.

      What was the plot? The AI thing? That ain't unique to Uncharted.

      The Train thing? There was a train chase in MI:1 and a it's literal homage to Buster Keaton's The General. The engine in Dead Reckoning is literally called "Le General (something frenchy french)".

      The airport sequence? Unlikely.

      The sunken submarine plot? That's so common it's public domain.

      The Cruciform Key (with the telltale red and white gems) plot?
      You may wanna check your Jesuit/Templar/Rosicrucian club ranking against Tom's, bro. I think he's got you beat.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did it stole?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The number of people who remember the plot to Uncharted 2 at the point numbers in less than several hundred.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no shame in the industry, remember that cowadudy game that ripped off the Bane scene

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