>the crust is soggy and rare
>*violin music play*
>uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail
>this looks like dogs dinner
>the meat, piled on a pile!
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>the crust is soggy and rare. >*violin music play*. >uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail
>oil, in
>baskin roberts, kino
I wouldn’t respond at all. I’d listen to what he has to eat, and that’s what no one did.
>intentionally makes of mess of it
>see guys it's sooo shit
It literally slid off the sandwich. What's not to get? It was a terrible pizza.
It was Tazmania!!
>hold my burger vertically in one hand so that it drips and fillings fall out
It's a shit burger
Fact: most chefs eat the burger upside down, as the oil leaks
Got anything else to say, Mr. Smarter Pants?
Chefs cook the burger not eat it
Stupid dumb penis brain
>It's FOCKING GRAVITY
>Ohe my Gooodt
>well that’s just your opinion. I think it’s really good and looks fine
>*slams the whole ‘za at my table in ten minutes with two cans of Sprite*
YOU'VE GOT RAW WATER NEXT TO COOKED WATER
YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY
Fast food style pizza
I'm sick of people saying this. It was made with fresh toppings, freshly spun dooe, and baked fresh. It was FRESH!
fresh, vibrant, delicious
>*slides finger under a table finding a little speck of dust*
>*distressing violin string plays*
>frick me.. disgusting..
"Violin string"? moron. It's a WATERPHONE, newbie.
Sorry I'm not a musician expert you little redditor correcting homosexual
>A musician expert
Seems like your not a grammar and English expert aswell, gay
>your
HA HA HA HA HAHA YOU FRICKED UP HAHA HAHA I BET YOU FEEL FRICKING STUPID NOW HUH FRICKING Black person
incel
Just frick off, okay?! Everyone has there off days, its nothing to make fun off.
>your
It's over. You lost. Screenshotted.
>your
>WHILE b***hing about anons grammar
Thats just embarrassing
>he missed the 'aswell' as well
never gonna make it, pajeet
>Sorry chef, I'll make you a grilled cheese instead
Anyone remember the crazy grandma that had a roof tile steak? Was that staged or was she just senile?
i remember an anon saying that was real, the sauce and oil dribbles down the tile onto your plate, absolutely incredible
Nothing says delicious like eating grainy sand/clay in your food like you're a fricking slave from Ancient Egypt
she was in de nile too
This is the Michelin star chef I was telling you about.
Delicious
He's becoming Skinner from Ratatouille. When are we getting Ramsay's Chopsocky Pockets?
Pan, nice and microwaved
You people and your forced memes make me sick.
Have an original thought or say something witty, you mouth breathing American c**ts!
Can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich, chef?
My mom has kept raw chicken on the same fridge shelf as raw veggies, fruit, cheese, and other shit, and no one has ever gotten sick or killed. We are also not Black folk and don't wash it in clorox so I don't get why he gets so upset about LE CROSS CONTAMINATION. Does he think salmonella germs just parkour out of one bowl and into the next
>CROSS CONTAMINATION
Yeah, because chickens sometimes leak everywhere and get bacteria infested juices on everything. Fricking Black person.
How does it leak outside the bowl? Do you just plop it on the fridge shelf without any sort of plate or bowl? Kek, moron
Better than any pizza I had in napels that's all muh authentic crust and then add 3 slices of salami and 1.2 grams of cheese.
Cheap c**ts sell crusty bread for high prices and have the audacity to claim superiority over all pizza.
times you've pretended you're on hells kitchen
>HERE IS YOUR CHICKEN CHEF!!!!!
>Raw chicken? This is a fricking restaurant, not a brothel.
I'm on a kitchen nightmares/hotel hell kick and just rewatched this episode.
That was supposed to be their thin crust pizza lmao
got any kino ep recommendations?
all the british ones skip the american ones
only saw a clip of it but when he noticed one place was keeping the bleach and gas cannisters right next to the furnace, his "what the frick" was the most genuine I've heard
Hotel Hell is really kino honestly. All of the episodes are good, my favorite is Juniper Hill but here's other good ones.
Kitchen Nightmares the best ones are all pretty known like Amy's Baking Company and La Galleria and Burger Kitchen.
Kino picks, thanks
https://vocaroo.com/1e3jRaz72YVa
>it's RAW
Big burgers are just shit, period