And before you go, could you just quickly say into the camera that you enjoy watching your wife frick other men?
Just real quick and then we can wrap it up
It'll be really good for the show
The curse
And before you go, could you just quickly say into the camera that you enjoy watching your wife frick other men?
Just real quick and then we can wrap it up
It'll be really good for the show
If you were funny, I'd be watching you on YouTube like all of my favorite comedians, not reading your post on Cinemaphile.
This is Dougie's masterpiece
cracks me up every time
wow none of these people deserve to live
How is Asher going to strike back
Asher seems to be a israeli schemer, but it doesn't make much sense for him to obliterate Dougie and Tonya with some 5 layer deep keikaku.
At best he'll snap, murder dougie and the footage will be repurposed into a murder thriller
I can kinda see the footage getting recut into something else if asher starts going mental
He will somehow find a way to get the mexican gun patrol to shoot Dougie
He's gonna blow the whole thing over, reveal she'sfull of shit to the reporter. He has nothing to lose, it's all Whitney's name on their shit. She's spent her inheritance already and took loans for this. She's an hack that's respected by nobody, no one will defend her.
she's an artist, bucko
In her head, yeah
Why doesn't Asher just get a bigger penis, isn't that available for israelites with a lot of money?
Whit keeps spending all the penis surgery money on jeans
He'd get shunned by the cherry tomato bros
Asher will raise Dougie's son
>why don't you ask your wife
bro not cool, that wasn't his fault
This show is basically a trio of: Chaotic Evil, Neutral Evil, Lawful Evil
why did whitney even marry asher?
she's a dom
most the fat news reporter chick asher yelled at earlier in the season
>those zoomers casually taking jeans and leaving
i laughed so fricking hard
What the frick was she expecting
>also one of the zoomers saying he fricks fat chicks
That was the funniest shit. If you know, you know
>I mess with thick girls
I will unironically use that statement from now on
i really hate this push to make fat woman seem "hot" like i really fricking hate it.
It's 50% of your dating pool
>whitney almost literally begging the injun girl to say that she's an artist too and her homes are art
this was fricking something
I felt kinda bad for Asher when Whitney mocked him, I couldn't really tell if he was just asking to placate his wife or if he was genuinely trying to get better
DougGODS we just keep racking up the Ws! Ashersisies are in shambles!
t.
S-Shut up, c-cuckold!
What's his malfunction?
>Maybe ask your wife
Dougie will never recover
he's a fricking psychopath. The way he manipulates them both in those interviews is so cold
What's that line he said early on?
something like
>I'm at my best when I'm working
Ominous
at first i thought asher was going to snap and kill someone but now it seems like dougie is going to snap and kill asher which would be kinda gay because they only started setting it up this episode
Dougie snapping has been foreshadowed before, he's been coping about his wife's death for a while now and all that repressed guilt is going to unravel eventually
>yfw you get in a car with Dougie and he starts accelerating drastically while talking about his dead wife
this episode was probably the best or among the best
god, this show has been amazing, i think it really only had one or two weak episodes
>one or two weak episodes
which ones?
there wasn't a single weak episode
This is the weakest shilled show on here lmfao every single fricking post is literally this or this
or this
This dialogue of someone claiming an episode has been weak, another responding and asking which ones, and another claiming there aren't any have played out exactly the same about a dozen times now.
go back
Why didn't the IP count go up
this is the most moronic Cinemaphile meme. Anon who thinks everyone should write one post per thread
Yes because responding multiple times to the same post with low effort replies is so organic
cry moar
it really makes no sense for these people to keep getting in his car
>Whitney proved the worse of the couple
>Dougie SEETHING
Asherbros winning
Asher is not ending this show alive or without his small penis exposed to the whole world
nathan is a bad actor. i dont see "asher", just nathan trying different weird moves. hes like seinfeld.
frick you
he's great
>.078
>I'm perfect
Remind that the Safdie Brothers are or were Cinemaphile users
proof?
https://twitter.com/JOSH_BENNY/status/846905936912506880
What a Reddit tier thread
shut up Black person
Lol that does look like a great thread. Didn't think Cinemaphile had it in them
No shit. All their films are just soulless trolling attempts strung together
shot from Good Time
Don’t think I’m going to finish the show. The main two characters are unlikeable to the point that I don’t even want to watch any scene they’re in. I skimmed through the entirety of episode 7 and didn’t feel like I missed anything interesting or worthwhile. Early on Dougie balanced this out with some really strong scenes like the drunk driving bit and the car keys thing, but it’s pretty clear now that they’ve set him up as just another device to mess with Asher that he’s not going to be providing much of any entertainment value for the remainder of the show.
If you liked Dougie before episode 7 then you can give this episode a shot anon, really Dougie-heavy one.
Those tiny penises aren't real, no one has a penis that tiny.
Am I crazy or does emma stone look really weird now
was it autism?
i felt bad for laughing but she was so savage and precise in her mockery i just couldn't contain it
she's just like pepe
this show makes me feel weird
In which area of your body
>i'll call you a cuck in front of everyone 🙂
>i'll say that you have a small weenie in front of everyone 🙂
>i'll sabotage your relationship 🙂
>i'll shove gay magazines in your face 🙂
>i'll make you paranoid about the thing you feel anxious about 🙂
>i'll pester a littlr girl against your wishes 🙂
>hahaha we're just fooling around, you know that, right, Ashman? 😉
>"bruv, you're not a good guy, you killed your wife because of your drunk driving"
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT YOU ME YOU FRICKING PIECE OF KEK SHIT I HOPE YOU FRICKING DIEEEEEEEE
Unironically why are some people like this?
Some people have genuinely never felt the consequences of their shitty actions
what is more interesting to me is how Asher reacted to the interview. He should get mad at Dougie but he's so desperate for a fren, he just looked past it and overreacted in the opposite direction. Whitney acts in a similar way with Cara in how she constantly repeats how they are friends, as if she were reassuring herself because she knows deep down they aren't. There's zero chemistry between them
i think it's deliberate how their stories (i mean Asher's and Whitney's) are mirroring in each other in that regard
The curse is a tale of love, they will realize they are just like each other and strengthen their marriage
i thought something similar but i was afraid to post it. I have a gut feeling they will lose everything but they will clear the air and will at least have each other
>72 posts
>25 IPs
LOL! shill post
its just a one autist who wants to talk about a show leave him alone
It's not surprising that very few anons discuss this show when it's on some literally who TV network that nobody watches.
I haven't seen the new episode but I am enjoying the curse much more than the rehearsal.
The rehearsal was constrained by its time, it's a shame because it could've been pure Nathan kino
yeah…
>checks the poster count
And it stay there and it stay there and it stay there
Is it because you keep making posts about shills on the same computer
>average Cinemaphile poster when people are discussing a show instead of bumping a soon to be deleted BBC/dicky thread
Are any of the other safdie brothers shit any good? I watched uncut gems and it was cool but if all their shit has that pacing I wouldn't bother
Good Time is amazing
I like the Safdie brothers. Good Time is worth watching, especially if The Curse was enough to make you want to check out more of their work.
Heard it was kind of weak.
I'm on ep. 8 right now. Really glad they kept Daniel Lopatin on for the music after Uncut Gems. Love oneohtrix point never.