The curse of the black pearl is quite literally immortality except you can't eat food. That's basically zero drawback. In fact, not having to worry about sustenance in times of food shortage is actually super keyed.
The curse of the black pearl is quite literally immortality except you can't eat food.
But that's only under moonlight. You can still get fricked up during the daytime.
No they are stabbed outside moonlight multiple times to no damage. In fact it happens multiple times in the movie. They just become skelttle in moonlight.
The "moonlight turns you into a skellie" is actually a frickup. Barbossa's crew is supossed to be so fricked up from fights and shit while being inmortal that they actually look like their skeleton selves and moonlight just reveals their true form. Sparrow was never cursed to brgin with so him instantly turning into a zombie udner moonlight makes no sense since his true form would be his regular one as he just got cursed a couple of minutes before that
The only explanation is that they forgot that shit from the script and went with "they just become skeletons under moonlight for some reason" which makes no sense at all and its just some random magic bullshit
FRICK, now I can't watch that scene anymore and not think it's all bullshit
thanks anon for showing me I'm moronic and frick you
>which makes no sense at all and its just some random magic bullshit
It's a movie based on a Disney ride, ffs.
It's not a frickup. There's that one guy in the final battle that they stick a bomb inside while he's a skele then push him out of the moonlight and he can't get it out. It is random magic bullshit.
The conversation isn't over. Do you think you're smart because you know how to google?
God I wish I had just googled it instead of recognising it from yesterday
Christ dude get a life..
I was hoping it was just the same thread the moron kept alive since yesterday.
The curse is to know every physical and mental desire and be completely unable to quench them while they get worse and worse until they drive you mad.
>Barbossa mad because he can no longer taste the worst type of apple.
Fricker deserved to rot for eternity for having such shit tastes.
I feel like that loss of taste extends to all things. They're greedy pirates but they can never be satisfied by anything.
I thought they had to continually be pirates because they were on a quest to find all of the pieces of gold
Well yeah they're all undead. Why be a pirate when you can't get drunk on rum and can't even rape ?
>can't even rape ?
why wouldn't they be able to?
They would gain no pleasure or satisfaction from it.
Sometimes it’s not about the raping it’s about knowing you did
You just said it :
>Sometimes
And you said there would be NO pleasure or satisfaction. Sometimes there will be
To pillage villages and sing about it via sea shanties with your piratebros.
>someone steals your coin
>destroys it, melts it down
>curse can now never be broken
ggez
>break the trident thing
>all curses gone
>even devil fruits
Checkmate
its probably impossible to melt it because of magic, ya dingus
cast fireball on the coins
If someone did and I had the curse on me, I would look for the... hidden pirate time travel stone, and fricking..... frick this conversation
No. Melting it just wouldn't do anything. You'd still need it back at the place to life the curse. Even if it's not original gold. Taken to the place. Then removed it becomes cursed. Any of their booty is taken they can never relax. At the end of the first one it's not just the coins there. And if the coins were melted down whatever they were melted down into would need to be returned to the booty hoard.
Always cold and hungry and thirsty and can take no joy from fricking. Yeah, sounds shit tbh
Haha, yeah imagine…
I can’t though I’ve never been poor and I swim in pussy
I’ve definitely had three meals a day my whole life and girls hang off my dick haha
Homeless getting 3 meals/day from social services vs someone with absolutely insatiable hunger and thirst, could clear out a buffet table and drink a few kegs of water but feel absolutely no relief.
“I want to frick a girl” vs “I’ve fricked hundreds of girls, now I so badly want to frick a girl but even surrounded by naked maidens I couldn’t get it up”
yeah haha
Couldnt you like... return the treasure, have some nice dinner and whatever, then re-loot the treasure, go steal whatever while being immortal, then return the treasure again? etc
You could. But if some other gay steals a coin whilst you’re away, you both need to return what you stole before you can break the curse
>re-loot the treasure
Yeah let me just sacrifice blood every dinner.
Diabetics do it.
I enjoyed the implication that they were going to gang-rape Elizabeth after breaking the curse
>Waste not 😉
He was commenting on her skinny frame and that she would most likely die from blood loss after a few ounces
> waist?
> not
Immortality IS a curse you fricking moron. Life is pointless if you don't die. You'll learn this once you grow up
midwit logic
Imagine having sex forever but you can never cum
not comparable in the least.
sounds nice
Sounds like heaven.
the favorite insult of the midwit
midwit
There's been tons of literature that explores this. Immortality is horrifying
>Immortality IS a curse you fricking moron. Life is pointless if you don't die. You'll learn this once you grow up
Cattle thoughts.
Mortal cope.
No food, no pleasure, no apettite, no fun, no feelings, nothing.
People kill themselves for less than that yet they can't die. It's like a nightmare
>>No food, no pleasure, no appetite, no fun, no feelings, nothing..
Sounds like being addicted to crack without take off your clothes.
Its immortality of wishing you could die but being unable to, he literally talks about how all their experiences turned to shit and were replaced with a hopeless desperation
>PotC
>Rango
>The Lone Ranger
I will literally suck Gore Verbinski's wiener if he makes movies adventure movies
Rango is so good.
For me, it's A Cure for Wellness. Sad that he isn't making any more movies these days.
My guy, they couldn't even coom. They couldn't feel the wind in their hair as they coomed, or the warmth of a fire as they coomed, or even their penises when they coomed.
Coomless. Cursed.
It's not just food. You cannot feel any earthly pleasures under the curse of a black pearl.
It also means when they're skeletal, they have no wiener OR balls.
not being able to brap on your bros for all eternity though.......
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Oh fr...that slaps!....very sloppy and wet my bro....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my bro.......hmmmmm....hmm..fr....that is a low key bit of chocolate my bro....ah yes....let me guess...glizzy for dinner?....oh fr fr ong no cap....fr?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well glizzy......hmmm....that fragrance is lit....yes.....hot fry and tidepod chutney I take it my bro?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh that was out of pocket!…that little gust my bro….you got me shook…fr…so low key it was though…hmmmm…let me ate this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…it slaps…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my bro…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more straight up…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…lit my bro…..quite bussin yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most sus one yet my bro….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….sheesh….
I can't fricking breathe
>>hot fry and tidepod chutney I take it my bro?
KEK
Lmfao
>always cold
>cannot feel anything pleasurable
>cannot get drunk
It's more akin to being in purgatory. All pain is gone, but all pleasure as well. In the movie they even say that they enjoyed the curse to begin with and used it to plunder, but upon getting wealth, there was no enjoyment or pay off from having it.
>upon getting wealth, there was no enjoyment or pay off from having it
being immortal they probably reached their financial independence goals
>Unending, 24/7 hunger, thirst and lust you cannot satisfy
Wow, amazing.
You also can’t cum.
Did johnny boy even act in this movie? It sounds like he drank two megapints before and started slurring his lines, misremembering half of them
a megapint?
the thing is that you can still feel pain and hunger, you just won't die though
ag barro
That was meant to be the entire point of the movie. They retconned it last moment, there's a deleted scene where Jack considers keeping a coin to be immortal. Then they made the next three movies about Jack trying to become immortal again because they saw the money and left it as a gaping plothole afaict.
yak tallow
4 was better than 5
>I feel... cold
>Dies with a smile on his face
Gigakino
You can't eat food, you can't feel, you can't enjoy things, etc it's an agonishing inane existence in where you're denied all the pleasures of life, haven't you watched the movie?
that's just normal life
Nah in normal life you can at least check out and die.
Normal life in the last decade
This looks like that one weird looking White guy with that ugly asian chick with the nice body.
>you can't le cum
>You can't enjoy corn syrup in your mouth
>WAKE ME UapbINSIDE SAAAVE MEEEEE
I would work on my art and writing, feels really good when people like what you have created. Very satisfying.
If I gave the spirits a tips would they be ok with me taking a single coin when I go out to plunder French ships? Like could I add some gold to the pile and they'd be ok if I lost a coin?
I reckon it'd be fine to take the non-aztec gold.
The problem is you feel you are always starving but can't satisfy it. Youre always thirsty but cant quench it. etc. literally torture
They're constantly hungry and thirsty but they sate their hunger or slake their thirst.
I’m sure all the killing took their minds off the thirst and hunger
it’s meant to be ironic because in their endless pursuit of riches and hedonism they are completely denied the pleasure they seek
however it’s totally worth it imo but that’s because i don’t get much out of physical pleasure anyway and they don’t lose their personality
Clearly never watched the first movie. Barbosa quite literally states they lose all forms of feeling because of the curse. Food has no taste, drink doesn't satisfy them and they can't feel the warmth of a woman's body. You're literally a walking corpse.
> Barbosa quite literally states they lose all forms of feeling because of the curse. Food has no taste, drink doesn't satisfy them and they can't feel the warmth of a woman's body. You're literally a walking corpse.
Why was he so limited? Couldn't they pursuit knowledge, maths, physics and write books? Build starships to trave the universe forever, seeing its countless wonders? Feeling the rays of supernova, seeing the birth of thousands of worlds, the collapse of a neutron star, the history of galactic civilizations?
All was before them and yet he chose despair because he wanted a female's hole and cooked chicken?
Pathetic.
>Build starships to trave the universe forever, seeing its countless wonders? Feeling the rays of supernova, seeing the birth of thousands of worlds, the collapse of a neutron star, the history of galactic civilizations?
Imagine typing all of this wieneramamie and in all sincerity thinking you just listed a bunch of real things which exist.
Theyre pirates, anon, not scholars
He couldn't even feel the wind. He wouldn't feel rays from a supernova.
But eating is one of the good things.
You didn't study the text close enough.
It's unrelenting hunger of all forms. Lust, starvation, lack of fulfillment in all forms. Quite literally, the gold you valued so much becomes the only thing you have, and even with all the gold in the world, you can't get back your humanity or date your desires.
Immortality is a curse here. You live forever in torment, a husk of a person with no chance of redemption.
>super keyed
locked with the keyblade
t. sora