It's finally on Netflix. I hadn't watched this turd since opening night almost ten years ago, and it's just as awful as I remembered it. It is easily Nolan's worst film--the laziness amongst the crew producing this movie was palpable. I almost died from cringing too frequently throughout my second rewatch.
WHY are plebs attracted to this sorry excuse for a batman movie? I can forgive those who put into the "so bad it's good" class of entertainment, but most normies unironically like this film. Is it the fault of baneposting?
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I laughed at normies who couldn't follow the plot in Inception. Then I saw Tenet and I realized what they must have felt like.
Nolan is a hack
This. He's such a fricking autist loser.
>a loser.
No. And he only has 1 bad film
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>It is easily Nolan's worst film-
NOPE, that award goes to Tenet. Nolan went a bit too far up his own ass for that one.
Filtered by some basic mind-bending. You hate to see it. I bet you hated Memento too.
>What's this? It's all backwards and shit! I can't watch this!
Pretty sad.
wrong, I liked Memento
TDKR and Tenet are just terribly written movies
>nolangays will defend this
beautiful
The fight choreography in Nolan’s Batman movies is really bad. This one especially, but they’ve all got issues.
Noticed the weird cut and paste together in the scene
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Looks like something Corridor Crew would do in an hour.
The little jump he does kills me every time.
He's literally me
That's how majority of action stars react to explosions. What? I don't see Tom Cruise being affected by shrapnel.
Nolans worst Batman movie is still infinitely more watchable to me than the average capeshit that comes out. Love when Bruce climbs the pit. More memorable than anything in aquaman or Wonder Woman.
>Nolans worst Batman movie is still infinitely more watchable to me than the average capeshit that comes out.
This.
HOWEVER: its still a subpar film compared to Nolan's other Batman films. OP was right, this one was severely lazy. I hated how the cops were trapped underground for so long, yet came out clean and freshly shaven. Lazy.
>but most normies unironically like this film. Is it the fault of baneposting?
I don’t think this is true at all. It’s always been viewed as a step down from the first two. That said, I was living in Pittsburgh when it was being filmed there and it was cool to see them making it. The production took over the whole city for the summer of 2011.
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This was zoomers phantom menace. The movie just fricking sucked
This movie was rushed and frick with because Nolan and Goyer would write spend their days doing Man of Steel script and pre-production.
this thread is hilarious
you can tell who was actually here for this movie and who the redditors that came years later and thought bane cancer was supposed to be in favor of this dogshit flick
They replaced all the blood in a man within 30 seconds using an IV. Think about this.
Try to wrap your head around WHY they did this bizarre maneuver.
Nolan movies are for people who want to watch capeshit while also thinking they're smart.
>I hadn't watched this turd since opening night almost ten years ago, and it's just as awful as I remembered it.
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>It's finally on Netflix.
Oh great, I sure look forward to the tidal wave of "this holds up"/"this didn't age well"/"this changed the industry forever"/"did boomers actually like this"/"remember when superhero movies were this good"/"this walked so The Batman could run" threads for the rest of 2022.
>easily Nolan's worst film
I agree except it's not the lowest rated
Tenet deserves better 🙁
Why are you watching movies you know you don't like? Why are Netflix users like this?