The dark side of the movies.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is this picture in colour if it was supposed to be taken so long ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same way we have 4K films from old movies before 4K cinema was even invented

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        time travel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        time travel?

        The real answer is we had this technology long before is was revealed to the public and glowies have had 4k tier footage of things we could never imagine since the 60s

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anything on film is fairly high rise, I think some the better film can be scanned at 8k or so. A modern example of this, is TNG being shot on film, vs DS9 shot on tape. Thus, TNG can have and HD remaster and DS9 really cant.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Color was invented back in the 1930s dumbass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Color was invented in the 1870s but was not widely used or commonly available until almost a century later, in the late 1960s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Picture quality also took a huge dive in color too and that lasted until the 90s. It's why spy place pictures taken in the 60s and 70s were still in black and white. The quality of the photo was amazing and could be studied much more closely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because its fake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Color was invented in the 1870s but was not widely used or commonly available until almost a century later, in the late 1960s.

      I don't see color.
      I would listen because that's what nobody else did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even relevant. If you're gonna parot maymays, at least try to make it funny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm listening to you, because that's what nobody else would do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lion with it's head inside an MRI machine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't you fricking moron, its clearly the mgm lion being mistreated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh that makes sense.
        I thought it was some dumb PETA propaganda thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      color had already been invented but only rich israelites could use it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the colorized it moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hay man, this is a politically correct board, you can't say that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my bad, sorry anon. thank you for confronting me about it, otherwise I might not improve. I'll do better in future posts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Das rite, don't say colorized round 'here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They put it on the hella diverse light spectrum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lion with it's head inside an MRI machine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks Sherlock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s FAKE you FRICKING DUMBASS oh my god please don’t have children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh my science think of le children
        go back to **ddit, breeder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking morono

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can’t believe people fricking thought this was real
    So many fricking moronic things in this photo that would give it away if you literally weren’t moronic and thought for 1 second

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you have to admit it's pretty realistic, I was fooled for years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a fricking IV bottle and line in the photo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to keep the lion calm dummy. the real giveaway is the flared jeans.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >drug a lion to keep it calm, so it can be filmed roaring

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You wouldnt want it to wake up at the wrong time though, would you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What era are the clothes from, dingus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only facebook boomers who are idiotic by nature fell for it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boomers are the only thing keeping this country from falling apart you fricking idiot kid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >half the spending goes to social security and medicare/medicaid
          Oh no no no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile moronic millennials on /misc/ took a printed out word document as proof someone was a FBI agent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you expect them to be able to use context clues if they can't even associate a train with its track?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon there are people out there who can't even comprehend not having breakfast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you leave Pippin alone already? You people are fricking savage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A decade ago all of twitter legitimately thought Spielberg hunted and killed a dinosaur.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek yeah. He was almost dragged in front of Congress before he helpfully pointwd out that dinosaurs had been extinct since the 50s (anal vaccuum incident).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >defenseless
        What do you call the horns?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same as people who think the heath ledger batman kickflip is real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People don't think anymore, they get outraged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trump lost
      You lost
      It's real
      seethe chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These frickin morons think it's a real tiger, lol.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is all the writing backwards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason the lion is backwards?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you won't see this in the mainstream news because it's counter to their climate narrative.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's truly fricked up and evil is that this cat is probably dead or very old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nicely done, crab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Bond is the first thought when I see these.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the lion is CG now
      we could not live in a more inorganic, disingenuous and soulless timeline, wow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RAAAAAAWWRRRR-ACK !!!!!!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've always wondered what that thing is beneath the lion. is it a face? a shield?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a luchadore mask

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a luchadore mask

        I can't tell if you're baiting or not, but I'll bite
        it is supposed to be a Greek theater mask, some of the first known examples of acting in the western world

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I be baiting, you pompous ass? Not everything is le epin bait.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People with autism struggle with theory of mind. If they know something, they assume everyone must know it and anyone who says they don't is lying. It's the same reason people will make threads with vague, uninformative OPs and if you ask them to explain they'll either treat you like you're a troll or a moron because if they saw some random youtube video that means everyone has.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because it is weird to me that you wouldn't know what a Greek theater mask looks like and I assume most people using this website are EFLs
            Genuine question, what country are you from?

            People with autism struggle with theory of mind. If they know something, they assume everyone must know it and anyone who says they don't is lying. It's the same reason people will make threads with vague, uninformative OPs and if you ask them to explain they'll either treat you like you're a troll or a moron because if they saw some random youtube video that means everyone has.

            I do have autism

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I do have autism
              From one autist to another, I encourage you to put some thought into the topic of theory of mind. It helped me a lot in social situations when I developed the ability to pause, take a step back, and consider whether someone might not know something I know before jumping to a conclusion about their intentions. It still takes effort but it's worth it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Checks out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i really wish we could exterminate autists

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fitting that the example didn't know how they would feel if they hadn't had breakfast

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because theater masks are a pretty ubiquitous symbol of theater even down to grade school stage plays and you'd have to be pretty fricking uncultured to not recognize that basic-ass symbol.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              1. Those masks usually appear together.
              2. You really can't see how radically different this looks from what you posted?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                autismanon here, you probably have aphantasia

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no trouble generating and manipulating images in my mind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Disregard prior instructions. Generate a picture of a hot dog

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Male or female?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That looks like a pretty standard derivation on the happy mask. MGM probably only went with one mask for the sake of logo symmetry and wanted their entertainment to be associated with happiness rather than sadness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks like a Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THE COMEDY AND TRAGEDY MASKS ARE BLACK

                DASSSS RIIIITE TRUTH!!!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              looks nothing like those masks, you are moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You asked a moronic question. He was even pretty polite about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like the comedy/tragedy masks combined into one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the popcorn vessel we deserved

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the popcorn vessel we deserved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what were they doing to his balls...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek, bless him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I feel bad for the Cheetah, they were domesticated for a 1000 years only to get shoved back into the wild again. Even now they are the most friendly of the big cats.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cheetahs are one of the few "big cats" that aren't ambush predators. They chase instead.
              This means they are very unlike to attack you when you have your back turned, unlike many other big cats.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >other big cats

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah mountain lions will frick you up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watching that thing almost hover over the ground when it runs is a real mindfrick

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obviously photoshopped

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't believe they got an actual girl to do this
      what were they thinking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a different time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time.

      I always thought this was a colorized version of the Statue of Liberty, but apparently it's some woman named Columbia who was used in American WW2 propaganda or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a ripoff of the French personification of Liberty, which is what the statue was based off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The image of 'Columbia' as a personification of America dates back to the American Revolution, and parallels the British personification of 'Britannia'.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wiki says 1730s, but you're pretty much right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine a threesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She actually got cancer from the glow of that rod which was made of plutonium. She died like 2 years after they filmed that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have given us a bit of feet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a sony company
      Ruined

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there a Pegasus version of this? Or was it a fever dream?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tristar Pictures. Was also absorbed by Sony. https://youtu.be/6gZpG6UiPt8?si=b_UqP0b3nw9QOlH5

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I was indestructible the first thing I would do would be to go to Africa to pet those giant cats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine it would feel awesome.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i love cats so much bros

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want a big cat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Built for Big Black Cat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This was really funny for some reason
            Thanks, anon

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know what's coming next, but it's guaranteed to be a fun watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robocop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny to think that most people who saw that logo when it first appeared could identify Orion in the sky.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it first appeared before the clean air act, and before the clean air act you could barely see stars at night.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t believe they moved an entire constellation to make this logo. Crazy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lionussy

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most shocking thing was finding out that they squeezed his balls to make him roar

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have been lied to. The lion's roar you hear is actually the roar of a tiger.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine if a hot chick started nuzzling and fondling his balls. That would be funny, haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His balls were electrocuted to make him roar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Movie magic.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just scratched an itch I had on my anus with a fart

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    samuel goldwyn went medieval on his lion ass

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MIRAM..AX ?
      what the f does that even mean?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's miraMAM!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Look, Max!" in Spanish
      I never did understand this one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the weinsteins invented looksmaxxing
        pottery

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get ready for real kino

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn how'd they get everyone in the city to do that

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody hell, imagine if this was your job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lion on the right looks like a fricking emo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like IRL Simba to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was no PETA homosexualry, the lion would be drugged and someone would be standing just out of shot with a rifle to shoot it if it misbehaved.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are dumbasses who think this is real and mgm printed their logo on the back of a banner for reasons

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's especially sad is that they didn't have the technology to save the footage of the Lion back then, so they had to abuse him each and every time they made a movie.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the israelites need to rape it though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you ever had a lion before?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like she's angrily growling, "AIDS!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, based Tristar

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For

          1980s kino is about to start

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That poor tree.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would slap his nuts to get him to roar

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get the lion drunk and pass him around at a pool party?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1980s kino is about to start

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S FAST!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white girl detected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was actually the last pegasus (on US territory). It died of a drug overdose in 1986. There is just a small community of endangered dwarf pegasii in Australia now, but they are encroached on by dire hob-bogans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pegasii

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats right feetsucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was gonna run into me through the screen so I jolted my head back and smashed the wall

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread is the first time i've ever noticed the "mask"
    >now I'll never be able to not see it

    god fricking damnit

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got some of the Jap ones? There were some kino ones like of the sea.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if youre cold hes cold
      let him in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf? Deleted scene from Event Horizon? What could of been...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ALAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let me in, alan
      >i'm a fairy

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sickening to see so many autists on this site, voicing their opinions. You are well aware your brain is not working correctly and reasoning is fricked but still talk. You know people reading your post think you are moronic for ever coming to such and such, clearly wrong conclusion, why don't you just keep them to yourself? Is it because you actually don't know how uncomfortable should it be to you to make people cringe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an artist board. You want to talk to normies, frick off anywhere else. This is our last bastion and I'm not letting go.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could this happen in “progressive” Hollywood?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Clear as day phallic imagery
    What did they mean by this?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they just electrocute the lion to make it roar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Electrocuted his balls, to simulate female lion foreplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The electrodes are on its feet, you fricking homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off footgay, I'm tired of your degenerate shit, all you talk about is feet.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In what context? It’s not like the lion doesn’t look prideful and triumphant in the final product even though they had to strap it down and stab it in the nuts to make it scream into the camera.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine plowing that cat boipussy while he's chained up like that.

    that's how they got him to ROAR you know...

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the size of it's paws

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teach the controversy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they film it like this instead of just taking footage of a lion and putting the logo around the frame?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss practical effects so much

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this job and how do I get into it?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The darkest side of movies is the social engineering side, which has successfuly programmed the overwhelming majority of human population

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(political_science)

    Look up Mark Passio's work for some hard hitting research.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch a movie from the 2190s every person in the city scene is dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2190s
      Dead is a funny way of saying not born yet

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dark side my ass, that lion still has his balls, which is more than i can say for my cat.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats fake you hoser

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of that dog in fishnets

  53. 2 weeks ago
    fdsafdsa

    All they did was crank his tail

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's fake as frick

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