The debate that divided Cinemaphile
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divided? i see two pairs of breasts in one picture. What's not to love?
I see exactly one pair of breasts
Cinemaphile is a sweeney board
>sweeney
who?
we must not live in the same reality
show her from the neck down
>those bloodshot eyes
damn, she's just like me..
Hello, beautiful.
Looks like one of those weird ass image edits where they mirror one side of the face
She's always been a very blatant case of tit blindness. She's objectively a 4/10, but she's got big breasts so people will pretend she's some sort of goddess.
gremlin looking ass
Her face is fine, it's just that her breasts are what take her from "regular cute" to "blonde bombshell". She's not like Scarlett Johansson where every aspect of her (face, breasts, ass, body) is phenomenal.
Bro how did israelitewood meme this into popularity lmao what the FRICK is wrong with this board
No we aren't.
Cinemaphile isn't into flat as a board "women" with push bras and tissues like Sydney Sweeney.
yes, shes /our/ big tittied bimbo
>she's funny too
I thought ana de amas was gonna be my 2040 futuristic robot wife but I might have to rethink this
Dakota is also funny. Just watch her Madame Web interviews. She wipes the floor with journo scum and their reddit-tier questions. Dakota also killed Ellen, whereas Sweeney would've instantly started munching Ellen's rancid pussy and proclaiming how delicious it was.
>Dakota also killed Ellen, whereas Sweeney would've instantly started munching Ellen's rancid pussy and proclaiming how delicious it was.
Can you give me the rundown on what happened there? I tried to watch it once but I cringed out early on
It was nothing. It was a fake (or at the very least jokey) talk show interaction and if you take it completely seriously it makes Ellen look like a fake person. It was no different than any other talk show interaction but when people started hating on Ellen it turned into this big moment where Dakota stood up to a bully.
Don't listen to this guy
. What happened is on Dakota's previous appearance on Ellen, Ellen gave Dakota a lot of shit about not being invited to her birthday and basically made Dakota grovel and beg forgiveness and promise to do better. Dakota's next birthday rolls around. She invites Ellen to placate the demon pedophile, and Ellen doesn't show. A few weeks later Dakota is back on Ellen. Ellen tries to give her shit again for not inviting her to her birthday. Dakota stands her ground and makes Ellen defensively stutter until Ellen's production team saves her with the lame excuse of "I was out of town, that's why I didn't go". And the interaction came full circle and Dakota made Ellen eat shit.
>NO IT'S REEEAL TALK SHOWS ARE REEEAL STOP SAYING IT'S FAKE
kys
why are you telling people to kill themselves and writing in all caps over it? do you have meds? please, anon... for the good of the board, please... take them. i beg you
It wasn’t a real interaction tho
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was this a real interaction?
This is not an interaction between multiple people, it is one person having a medical emergency.
>I have no response
I know
Waiter!
This man urgently needs his meds!
Yes I agree, he thinks TV is real life, he needs his meds.
This was clearly a failed attempt at a power move by Ellen. She brings up Dakota's birthday and can't wait to blurt out WHY WASNT I INVITED? It backfired because Ellen is actually a c**t and tells her handlers to reject all invitations.
You convinced me by recapping the interaction and adding nothing anon, it was 100% real.
Why would Ellen script an interview that caused her to lose her talk show and entire career?
>She wipes the floor with journo scum
She's mad as frick at how shit the movie was.
Also earned valedictorian honor in high school because she's not a party girl, and focused on work only
nice
she looks a lot better and more gf/wife material as a brunette.
Go back to plebbit homosexual, I never wanna see the name Ana de Armas again.
That's such an ancient joke, and she's not delivering it off the cuff.
The simple fact that she's joking about herself makes her seem more relatable and shows she doesn't take herself too seriously.
>couldnt even film it in one take
ngmi
Cinemaphile is a Moner board. But seriously, why is everything Sweeney and Johnson? Where the frick is my wife in all of this?
Correct. Why the focus on those two disgusting creatures when universal Cinemaphile waifu Moner is also in the movie? Is this some sort of conspiracy?
Wrong. She was also the worst part of Madame Web. b***h cannot act for shit and looks moronic.
They hated him because he spoke the truth
Truly.
>nepobaby and a talentless big bobba prostitute
How did we come to this
>nepobaby
literally every Hollywood actor is a nepobaby
Not Willem Dafoe
It's funny when you realize this is almost not entirely an exaggeration. Also, the music industry. Total nepos.
both of them have busted faces. sydney has the better body and is 8 years younger. there is no question.
stop watching porn
Do you know what the most popular pornstar looks like?
that bodysuit + sheer dress combo is so lame. what's the point of wearing an edgy dress if you're wearing grandma clothes underneath? and the way the straps misalign near the shoulders is so tacky. 1/10 would jerk off only once.
Both are pretty cute women and I would love to nakasexo and lick every cm (And I do mean EVERY cm) of their bodies. Dakota's JOI promotional video made my penis really hard. But Sydney is younger, has bigger breasts and is more fertile and breedable, so she wins by default.
>Dakota's JOI promotional video
Source?
https://twitter.com/OneTakeNews/status/1745560088310399323
That was the best ad for a movie I've seen in a while.
She has huge prostitute energy in a great way. That dance she does in Suspira made me want to cum in my pants
She talks like she's in a clips4sale video
basically what the promotion part of an actors job is
The promotion part of an actor's job is like being in a fetish video?`
whoring yourself out yes
You weren't kidding lol
She delivered that like Madame Web is the name of my wife's bull, another minute of that and she would be giving me CEI.
she did an amazing job, iwatched the movie two times in two days. Im going for my third time
lmao at the barely audible billie eilish outro music
>Make a coom asrm video so coomers will go see the movie
The absolute state of marketing
They may as well try and make a good movie next time
The KHV unloveable incels gotta weight their options lel
they both need big packistan wiener
I take back ever saying Dakota is unattractive. She's clearly taking the piss and is too beautiful to give a frick. Good for her. And she fricking HATES Sydney. To the point that Dakota fricked someone who clearly didn't have to in order to ensure she had the biggest role. And then did happens. No wonder she fired her agent. She skin traded needlessly so now she mocks the film openly across all channels and looks pretty while doing it. Not like she needs the money.
Ugly ass slags
Post the breasts
How is there a debate? The one on the left has resting insecurity-masked-by-contempt face.
Two bawds, tv is clearly united about that.
Debate? There is no debate Dakota got mogged hard here
>The KHV unloveable incels gotta weight their options lel
Look at those honkers. Big nose creatures.
Sydney looks like she pops tons of pills. If she doesn’t get knocked up in the next few years it’s unironically over for her
Madam Jeb
FRICKING CHRIST DEX DONT JUST STARE AT IT EAT IT
Sydney's giant breasts crushing my wiener while Dakota puts her puffy sweet pussy in my face
>divided
on which one is the biggest prostitute?
how can anyone like the bored druggy zoomer mutt stare?
>He doesn't want to absolutely ruin her butthole while she's high as frick off whatever they pass around in Hollywood parties
Anon... I have news for you
>he thinks it's close
forgot to link OP for visibility.
there are big huge breasts but what I'm watching feels really gay to me somehow, and really israeli. what show is this?
Euphoria probably
Its not fair how perfect her breasts are
frick
I used to read british gaming mags back in the 90s and they'd use phrases like "stonking great breasts" and I think that's pretty much what they had in mind
I'm choosing the worse actress
what the frick, that's her? i had no idea
Dakota looks like the more sexually uptight one who only dates Hallmark channel looking white guys, but Sydney is slowing talking her into trying bbc.
>Computer… Enhance
>cursor.... activate
>I was in the original thread when this was posted
>it's already been 5 years
Where does the time go?
I want to crawl inside of it and never leave.
Show the side-boob. If that's anything to judge by, Dakota's 70 year old, lifeless sagging flaps of breasts probably equare to the no doubt "ball-less scrotum" appearance of her tired, dry dusty labia.
Something about Dakota Johnson annoys the frick out of me, meanwhile Sydney Sweeney makes my penis become erect, so I choose her.
if you're gonna shill these two can you at least post some different hot pics each time? lazy frickin PR WFH shills have some ambition
Sydney would probably be a least kind of fun to be around, but I want Dakota to coldly use me for sex and never call me back. I'm genuinely conflicted.
One on face. One on dick. Simple as.
is ellen just dead now? reputation ruined, get fricked loser? I remember there was a bunch of weird conspiracy stuff and bizarre videos of her before it all happened
Is there any way to make a female centric superhero movie that appeals to women? I had thought that Captain Marvel pulled that off, but then nobody saw the sequel despite it starring even more women.
a movie about a woman that gets miraculously impregnated by the universe and her child is the savior of humanity? probably been done before. Women do love having babies though so i bet it would be lit
neither lol
plastic faced skelly
minju angel spotted
35kg at most, jesus, are they even human ?
Close enough
she's around 45kg~
she fluctuates between 42 to 47 on a monthly basis
pic related was 7 months ago but now she reverted back to her skelly mode again
Glad she’s gaining weight, left pic looks kinda scary
she lost it again
she's so thin now she's suspected to have lanugo ;_;
wony has president's daughter energy
it's impossible to not feel like a lower lifeform when you're in her presence
disingenuous webm
ghoul should honestly just frick off
same with eugene enabling her jelly hag behavior because she always seethed at wony
nobody knows about ghoul nobody cares about her
imbalanced group chemi in general
starship deserves to close down tbh
really only leeseo recognizes objective reality and treats wony the way she deserves to be treated - worshiped
actually gaeul is beautiful and deserves to have some time in the spotlight
she should know her place
it's NOT a generic group
it's wony & friends - remember that
I wonder how much she is going to suffer later in life for being a skeleton for so long. It can't be healthy to be so skinny that not only do you have no fat on your body, but for your muscles to have shrunk as well. Terrible for people to encourage this behavior.
Oh well, Yujin is best girl of the group anyways and will have many more opportunities to shine once Skeletor turns to dust.
ugly as frick
I wish they would ban you for making these threads
looks like AVN awards
If only these fricking hollywood actresses could dress like this in the actual fricking movies. Like i give two fricks how they dress on promos and premiers, what matter is the movie.
Moner > Sweeney > Johnson
low IQ, black guys -> Titcow Sweeny
high IQ, exquisite taste in prostitutes -> Dakota
I would go through hell like Dante's Inferno just for a chance to motorboat Sydney.
That woman is a queen
the blonde is hot but she won't make me see it twice and it's just that simple
The brunette has a timeless beauty that makes her way more attractive despite being older. The blonde looks like an airheaded bawd in comparison.
take the bimboslop pill
>0:16
Instinctively sniffed in real life.
Right
Sticc > all
Why are they dressed like that?
The countless threads we've had talking about them is all the why you need.
wet nurse, wife
Sweeney and its not even close
Damn, whomst this cutie?
Taya Miller
I don't remember seeing her in the movie, unless she showed up right after the motel room lesbian orgy when I passed out.
Why wasn't that part of the film explained? Is that why Dakota's character wanted to leave? Because they left her out of the orgy?
Jowls are forming. Face not hot
Jesus, Salma 2.0?
left mogs right.
imagine beeing a wooden plank semite with zero charisma (and you only got a job in hollywood, because your a the daughter of some actor) next to that bimbo blond bombshell.
Nothing divisive here, I see two sexy ladies that I want on my wiener
I would let both of these women ruin my life. And while I'd probably crawl through a bed of broken glass and fire for a chance to slide my wiener between Sydney Sweeny's breasts, Dakota's the one I'd probably choose more often
Divided the men from homosexuals?
Both have 6/10 faces but left has 10/10 boobs. What debate?
I watched anyone but you yesterday, together with my wife
She enjoyed the guys chiseled body, i enjoyed Sweenys breasts, great movie
The wife's a titcow too, especially since the second pregnancy - now she actually has so much milk that my second son is overwhelmed by it lol
Keeps gargling because of the massive amount of titmilk he's getting
He'll grow up strong
God i love breasts
>/gif/ gay thinks he's on /gif/ and starts posting about his obese blob-body wife
Your wife is fat, and she probably has an ugly femcel face, greasy, ratty brown-hair, and those shitty black frame rectangle glasses.
I bet her breath smells like shit too, and she probably guzzles Mountain Dew or some other moronic corn syrup.
My brother in Christ, you lack literacy, I said she was pregnant there - of course she had a gut
Thank goodness she did, if she didn't I would have Pierce Brosnaned her to ensure proper food for my son
Also, no glasses, for what it's worth
I do like those breasts
>dysgenic femcel mouth
Lol your b***h got a face like Frankenstein's wiener.
Vinny is that you
Their botch ugly as shit and why would you ever simp for plain jane nepo baby Dakota
>why would you ever simp for plain jane nepo baby Dakota
I dunno, she's cute and seems like a decent person with a deadpan sense of humor. Also, I liked her performance in Suspiria remake and Bad Times at the El Royale.
Why the frick is Dakota Johnson wearing that? It's really dumb looking, very impractical, and doesn't fit her body
For me, it's marry the aristocratic brunette, frick the milkhog on the side
Sydney is born brunette, you could have both in one person
Does she have what it takes to make it big in hollywood?
No because her acting is shit. She's just damn lucky Hollywood is shit at the moment, they're willing to throw anyone a bone to star in their horrible blockbuster movies, not to find the new star actor but to keep the money machine going: capeshit, maintaining property rights of characters, sequels nobody asked for and so on. These actors mainly get type-cast and dumped soon as the studio gets tired of them.
I can impregnate them both.
>ugly crone #1
>ugly crone #2
Both trash, I'll take picrel instead.
Who?
Isabela Moner
ty
id frick both
at the same time preferably.
post their feet
any good webms from this trainwreck of a movie?
The trailer has all the good shots in it.
ditzy blondes are a boring lay in my experience with no imagination whereas intelligent and depressed skinny brunettes are the filthiest so I gotta go with dakota
>ehehehehe i have body parts and they make men stop thinking and act like morons i love this power
that wasn't one of the powers she had in the movie
Based.
Dakota is clearly the better girl here. She has a better face.
the right with the body of the left
hmmm do i want the buxom blonde bombshell or the shapeless miserable israeli looking b***h. tough choice but i'm going to have to go with sydney.
the lead double mogged in her own shit movie. I feel bad for her
Where's Moner? I don't care about those hags
Ehh, I choose Elizabeth Olsen and Emilia Clarke.
Imagine not being able to appreciate both.
both or you're a bigger homosexual than OP and all the troony mods.
you can see the cheek implants so clearly....
Isnt that just blush and high cheekbones.
Makeup + spooky skeleton mode.
yeah uhm im choosing the big titty blonde girl no offense to the gays around here
>leotard underneath
cowardly. therefore, i'm going with syd
one body looks like a boy no curve straight up and down and pedo like and the other is a fully sexiness woman
they both look like bulky trannies brother
Asian face blindness strikes again
Dakota Johnson is hotter, actually, SS has nice breasts, but her face; I can never tell whether she is actually hot or has DS.
If you had sex with the one on the right your child would 100% have 70 IQ.
This sounds like a fundemental you issue being projected onto a outlandish scenario.
I'll take those odds.
Rights face and skin tone with lefts body.
Why do actresses wear sexy clothes during premier events like this and wear full body hijab costumes in movies? Come on man.
They don't have casting directors and intimacy coordinators irl.
god damn it i just fapped love getting a sneak at panties tho
>Sydney dressed as a meek school girl with glasses
>constant Moner and chocolate tummy
>the black girl's underwear is constantly showing
>they make all four constantly do CPS so their breasts are pressed together while they're grunting and moaning
I don't understand the hate for this movie. It's not great but it's easily better than Morbius and most of the shit coming out of the MCU. At best it's a 4/10 but if it came out in 03 people would probably give the movie a 6.
it's dogshit
Im here in the cine with my gf, we both want to frick sydney i dont care if the movie is full garbage on fire
rights face
lefts body
I actually prefer right on both accounts. I really want to suck her breasts
I see where you're coming from, and don't disagree