The definite Nolan tier-list

The definite Nolan tier-list

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memento great
    Tenet, Dunkirk and Inception bad
    Everything else okay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. But I've never seen a comic movie and I won't make an exception for Nolan.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit taste
    also, where's Following and Insomnia

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunkirk is forgettable as frick. The only good ones he's made is Inception, Memento and Prestige. TDK trilogy is good entertainment and meme machine but otherwise just capeshit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prestige
      completely mid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps, maybe i should have put insomnia, that was a legit interesting movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        prestige is fricking shit

        what do you guys not like about The Prestige?
        Great cast, great acting, looks amazing, story is pretty cool, great pacing, is it just some aspect of the story that triggers your autism?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn‘t look amazing, there is nothing particularly noteworthy about the visuals and the story‘s emotional hook relies entirely on a last second plot twist which doesn‘t suddenly make the stuff before much more interesting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of what you just said is even close to true.
            I've shown the movie to like 7 different people and they've all said the opposite of this.
            It's much more likely that you're just moronic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What did you like about the visuals?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has the early 2000s mystical glow movies like LoTR, Van Helsing, etc had
                besides just being period piece eye candy, it has great visual story telling with every scene foreshadowing and reinforcing the core of the story revealed at the end.
                It's most prominent in dialogue, but Nolan does a great job of showing it.
                Most of the time, kino isn't about the story but how you tell the story. Prestige is a great example of a relatively simple, if not even dumb story, told brilliantly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. Though I think nolan‘s visual style is so clean (and non stylized) and especially his editing is so functional as to not get a lot more juice out of mediocre screenplay. If the screenplay is great (i.e. memento) it‘s fantastic but if it‘s mediocre the movies become kinda boring. His attempts at melodrama always fall a little flat. Interstellar being the worst example of that. prestige is also fairly drab and has very little extraordinary happen on screen (since they‘re supposed to be real world magicians). A movie like inception gets a lot of mileage out of having a very clean looking aesthetic while having weird and almost paradoxical stuff happen on screen because it looks so believable.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inception is still his best movie.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile hates plagiarism. You should properly credit the reddit account you stole that from

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inception was some brainlet tier “I feel smart” movie. If I remember correctly you can die in a dream because “well uhh your brain thinks it’s dead so you die, bro!” In what world does that make sense?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're parents think you're gay, but you still pretend you're a porn actor. So what?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense to me. Are you sure you’re smart enough to fully get it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve had dreams where I crashed in a helicopter and just walked away. I’ve had dreams where I can literally breathe normally under water. Almost as if the brain isn’t going to process these events into pain and death even though you should be dead. I think it makes sense because you’re dumb.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn‘t die in real life when he dies in a movie
          actual NPC

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            In movies there is bullshit and then there is BULLSHIT. Star Wars with magic powers and lasers swords is bullshit but it’s fantasy. Shit like the transporter which seems realistic but then he corkscrews a car in mid air and perfectly catches a crane hook to rip a bomb off the bottom of a car is BULLSHIT. Inception is dumb. You are dumb.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    prestige is fricking shit

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's mine.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he got filtered by interstellar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What precisely did I get filtered by? Matt damon fistfighting? Anne hathaway talking about love?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you got your movies and actors confused you fricking mess.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The definite Nolan tier-list
    >Certified kino
    The Dark Knight Rises
    >Good
    The Prestige
    >Mediocre
    Batman Begins
    The Dark Knight
    >Shit
    Inception
    Tenet
    Oppenheimer
    >Embarrassingly bad
    Dunkirk
    Interstellar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A-tier
    Oppenheimer
    >B-tier:
    The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Memento
    >C-tier:
    Dunkirk, Batman Begins, Interstellar
    >D-tier:
    The Dark Knight Rises, Inception, Insomnia
    >F-tier:
    Tenet

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >please reply to me I am so lonely I would do anything for a scrub of attention

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    memento is the best one by far it knocks it out of the park in such simplistic fashion

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your opinion wrong. Mine correct

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the indian mind cannot comprehend why prestige is good

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the objective ranking. you're welcome.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer was shit. Like cheap History channel documentary shit. I mean Bill Nye, the cultural marxist electrical engineer guy? Lmfao.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    havent seen the others

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Prestige and BB are his two best movies

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer would be good if they cut about 40 minutes of it

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