A person of undisclosed age but is obviously around 14 to 16 with a massive wiener and balls and maybe child-birth hips
Big penis problems. >trips over schlong while chasing criminal >super heroine bends over a parapet >oh geez, oh boy >gets huge erection and accidentally pushes her over the edge with it
breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic, genitals are primary. Focusing on wiener and balls is way more explicit and unsavory.
Male GG would have to have a feature women would be attracted to, even though they feel like they shouldn't be due to his age.
You could go for a tall or broad body, but that would make him look stronger when we just want to go for sexual objectification.
The only solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCCjyPNwhFI
This. It's only 14 year old redards that think breasts and dicks are the same thing. Tons of women in capeshit have big breasts, while a few years ago it was a major controversy to even acknowledge that Batman has a penis. It's not the same thing.
Anon, stop being moronic. Every time this question pops up the answer is Big Dick and Fat Balls so the only correct answer is Big Dick and Fat Balls
>Anons say it so it must be true
That is literally the opposite of how it works.
Well no because it's a probably 14 year old with huge boobs as a gag
A probably 14 year old with a huge dick meets the same gag, explicit and unsavory be damned since it's still a probably 14 year old getting sexualized regardless
You're just being stupid and overthinking a gag character, stupid
Golden girl is not a grossout character, so her male equivalent would not be a grossout character either. A dick focused character would have a completely different genre and vibe.
If you don't want people to seriously consider the question, what's the point of the hypothetical?
They just want to see throbbing wieners without being called out for their rampant homosexualry.
An hour from now they'll be in another thread blaming SJWs and the woke left for removing breasts without any awareness that they're part of the problem.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thats quite the leap, anon. I think you'll be in those threads you're whining about.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>nooooo you can't have characters with big boobs without throwing penises in too it's not fair!
This is why Cinemaphile mogs us.
Why are GG threads full of the biggest morons like these guys?
They just want to see throbbing wieners without being called out for their rampant homosexualry.
An hour from now they'll be in another thread blaming SJWs and the woke left for removing breasts without any awareness that they're part of the problem.
GG's "Golden Rod" counterparts been a joke since her inception, why are you being a homosexual about this?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Who are you quoting
Stop lying to yourselves and admit to your phallus obsession. It's 2024. It's okay to like wiener.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why are you so obsessed with wiener, its making you act weird dude
If not a giant wiener, then the male version is just a femboy with breasts too
>GG's male version also has giant breasts
I was coming to post this.
The one constant in the Goldenverse? All GGs no matter sex or species have giant boobs.
This
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>GG's "Golden Rod" counterparts been a joke since her inception,
And you've been told "No" for just as long. Yet you keep trying to stick dicks where they're not wanted.
Nobody gives a shit what you're sure about.
You're a moron that's just going to bray like a jackass for 400 more posts and not listen to anyone.
Go frick yourself.
You would be right only if the breasts were not expoded so much out of proportion to the body to the point where they become a primary sexual characteristic.
breasts larger then your freaking body can never be a secondary trait due to the point that any other trait is overshadowed and she becomes nothing more then breasts.
A person of undisclosed age but is obviously around 14 to 16 with a massive wiener and balls and maybe child-birth hips
Big penis problems. >trips over schlong while chasing criminal >super heroine bends over a parapet >oh geez, oh boy >gets huge erection and accidentally pushes her over the edge with it
This would only be "normal" if the french did this. This entire thing seems like it needed to be created by the french to actual exist in a comedic sense.
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breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic, genitals are primary. Focusing on wiener and balls is way more explicit and unsavory.
Male GG would have to have a feature women would be attracted to, even though they feel like they shouldn't be due to his age.
You could go for a tall or broad body, but that would make him look stronger when we just want to go for sexual objectification.
The only solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCCjyPNwhFI
Big penis problems. >trips over schlong while chasing criminal >super heroine bends over a parapet >oh geez, oh boy >gets huge erection and accidentally pushes her over the edge with it
It constantly amazes me how incapable this site is of enjoying breasts without constantly demanding penises somewhere. Yet it's every other site that's full of gays?
Literally just a male superhero with a large ass because that's the closest equivalent on a man. So basically Damian Wayne or Jason Todd or whatever the Robin that female DC fans obsess over because he has a canonically large ass
There really isn't a male equivalent to the Most Common Superpower trope. And despite what the reductionists and denialists ITT will claim, that IS what GG was founded on.
Similarly, anons will try and pretend like dick and balls are equivalent, but when was the last time you even saw a male superhero in a big two book with a noticeable bulge?
I get what you're trying to say but when it comes to man ass it's really just Spider-man and Nightwing that are memed for having well developed glutes.
Two characters ain't enough for a trope.
Case in point the MCS page says there's not really a clear counterpart and posits muscles would be closest.
Muscles arent a specific body part that is sexualized like breasts, though. The fact of the matter is that GG was designed to be about big breasts on a young girl first and all the setting ideas came after that, so I dont really buy that a male version needs to follow some weird ruleset. Just give him a big bulge or big ass or whatever, who cares about it needing to be 1:1. Men simply arent sexualized the same way women are so its never going to be an even comparison. Even if you made it a femboy with boobs who looks exactly like GG, the jokes would be different and the fetish would appeal to different people.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The fact of the matter is that GG was designed to be about big breasts on a young girl first
Listen, I get that's what you believe but as someone that was involved in the design process, I can confirm say it was born in large part from the MCS trope (as it applied specifically to Stephanie Brown as Robin). Nobody here is willing to accept that this was a foundational part of the history because it goes against the preferred shitposter narrative, but it did follow the a very trope based ruleset from day one. It was never *just* big breasts on small girl, but specifically on a *superhero sidekick*, with an emphasis on "she's going to be a standard female superhero physique later, this is just something that hit ahead of the curve."
It's just that if you try and explain that people will say "nuh uh you're lying" or that this is all copes and then demand to see a dude with a horsewiener. Because this is Cinemaphile and most of the posters have at least mild autism and can't grasp anything but absolutes.
Golden Girl should be the protagonist of a comic strip from the 50', right? And the Comic Code hides her boobs to others because they can't be shown to the general public in those years, and this is a source of great discomfort for GG.
So a male GG equivalent should be someone who has something that the code can't allow. But while a pair of humongous breasts are usually a problem irl, it's not really the same with wiener. Except for a hentai-tier wiener so big that it changes your center of balance..
So how do you torture a male character psychologically by hiding one of his physical features?
Maybe he's really feminine and cute and the code transforms him in a jock? So people expect that he's strong while he isn't?
Or maybe he has a hideous look and the code won't allow him to be anything other than a villain? Even if he really wants to be a hero?
Are these things that could not be shown in comics in the 50s? I'm not really sure myself.
That would be a help, not a hindrance. Anyone who actually knows anything about GG knows that we had these talks during the first freaking year, and decided there was no way it could work.
I'll throw my lot onto this.
Presenting "Boy-At-Arms!", a 90s teen superhero that has the ability to enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself in proportion to its size! The bigger they are, the stronger he gets. It may get embarrassing for our daring protagonist to go barechested everytime he's out busting crimes but it's worth it, right?
Conceptually it's a step in the right direction. In practice? It's too cool, not goofy enough.
That's the thing people that make and proliferate these threads refuse to acknowledge or accept; Audrey wasn't designed to be cool or sexy, she's designed cute/goofy. That's why her ears are so enormous and why she's basically a stick figure underneath the oversized rack.
This was one of the more disgusting things I have basically drawn, I never realized this was verging on fetish territory until I was basically drawing it already.
The reason it's reading as fetishistic to you (beyond the general vibe of this thread and its shitposters) is level of the detail and definition.
To give a case example, drawing feet doesn't make it a foot fetish pic, drawing super detailed feet with all the wrinkles does.
Try going more cartoony with it. Take a Bruce Timm or Shane Glines form factor and exaggerate that.
I'll throw my lot onto this.
Presenting "Boy-At-Arms!", a 90s teen superhero that has the ability to enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself in proportion to its size! The bigger they are, the stronger he gets. It may get embarrassing for our daring protagonist to go barechested everytime he's out busting crimes but it's worth it, right?
Tell me what you guys think.
but I think I'd lean him to be more body shy and always having to wear oversized sweaters and jackets because of his pseudo-gyno.
I totally forgot about Jai's thing about accelerated muscle growth. Welp, there goes that unique idea I suppose. Dunno if you guys still like the Boy-At-Arms idea, I'll continue to draw/write about him more if there's still any interest.
I had heard about Jai's enhanced strength, but hadn't actually seen it budging like that until this comic.
Think It may still work depending on his level of control or his attempts to with things without the power only to have to use it in the end.
I like the nintiesness of it, feels like upper levels of power could go FULL LIEFELD to an awkward and humorous degree. >Is he still in there somewhere? It just kinda looks like two giant chicken wings.
Only been reading it since the one minute war myself where he was mostly used as a blunt weapon.
The little I've gotten from it is he taps into the speed force differently than most speedsters. Body processes can be kicked into overdrive like building muscles or healing, I guess.
Most recent issues also have him teleporting and bursting into a bunch of tiny gooey looking homunculi to avoid death, so I'm basically lost on how the frick it's supposed to work at this point.
Conceptually it's a step in the right direction. In practice? It's too cool, not goofy enough.
That's the thing people that make and proliferate these threads refuse to acknowledge or accept; Audrey wasn't designed to be cool or sexy, she's designed cute/goofy. That's why her ears are so enormous and why she's basically a stick figure underneath the oversized rack.
I thought the sketch and concept was goofy enough, I guess I have to draw some more? Also the reason why I targeted the arms + the upper body is based on this statistic. Honestly I think it's workable, I just might run to the problem where I make it too gay rather than focus on the female gaze.
Nice, gives off Hulk vibes in a way, especially the face.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's literally because I used a Hulk ref, lmao.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh wow that’s hilarious. So Just to be clear, this power doesn’t extend to his legs or feet at all?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, just his upperbody and legs. I think some anon suggested he gets suffocated/fatigued by it as well at a certain point
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes*
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe it could just be a learning curve and he gradually gets control over time? I think probably it might be best to not go hyper realistic with the idea anyway.
So do you have any BAA lore? Like how did he get this power, his first heroic incident etc?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Honestly I never really thought it through that much. I was playing around with the idea that he was flexing in front of the mirror and he just flexed so hard he inflates himself but that sounded like fetish shit so I dropped discussing it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe have it connected to emotions or a physical trigger?
Is there a way we can talk and discuss about him later too btw?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm in the /coc/ thread, I got more discussion about him than here.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I see, I don’t think I’ve ever visited those threads before. I’ll read up what’s been written about him there soon.
So does he have an identity to hide while doing heroics? Or does no one think to link the face just because the body is so different
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nothing has really been set in stone yet so it's still up in the wind.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ah gotcha, your idea just intrigues me so much so I can’t get enough of him.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do you have a base setting for at arms? Like I assume he looks like a regular young teen most of the time, but is the first art you shared how he looks the sec he starts using his power a bit?
I am. This is the very first picture of her from the initial design thread back in 2015. Note that even then, the key design elements of sticc mode, comparatively big feet and ears, and freckles were baked in. Before we even decided on a bust size.
>debate breast size because its integral to the character >too big and it seems outlandish in a bad way >too small and it doesn’t convey the idea properly >”hurr you were jerking off to it bro!”
americans are a plague
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Its just moronic to believe that people arent jacking off to gigantic breasts. Like look at this:
here's the colored version
Get fricking real lmao
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're why Power Girl will never be allowed into the mainstream.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>”boobs are inherently sexual…to YOU you filthy perverts!!”
that gif is more cute than sexual
Who the frick are you trying to fool lmao, her entire schtick is her huge unwieldy breasts. Its so pathetic, just own it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
And Power Girl's entire schtick is having a boob window. Same thing.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No thats just you being a weirdo.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop lying. The only reason people care about Power Girl is to jack off to her huge breasts.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wait so huge breasts are sexual now? So the only reason people care about GG is to jack off to her huge breasts?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
According to your logic, yes. So maybe you'd be better off going back to tumblr with the rest of the absolutist prudes.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
her entire schtick is awkwardness and the boobs literally only exist to accentuate that.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>”boobs are inherently sexual…to YOU you filthy perverts!!”
that gif is more cute than sexual
Right. There exists more evidence to support my claims but I don't see the point in digging it up. It's pretty clear you'll just "nuh uh" anything I say.
You can answer new homosexuals, but don't expect them to learn.
>we were just debating on how big her boobs were bro!
Its crazy you think anyone believes people werent jacking off to that
Men don't jack off to testosteron increases. Men can look at bears and not jack off. Men can look at big boobs and not jack off. In fact, looking at boobs without jacking off is good for your cardiovascular health.
Its just moronic to believe that people arent jacking off to gigantic breasts. Like look at this:
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Get fricking real lmao
You will never understand how men think.
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Who the frick are you trying to fool lmao, her entire schtick is her huge unwieldy breasts. Its so pathetic, just own it.
>just own it
You will never understand why you're society's rejects forcefed money by big corporations.
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This was one of the more disgusting things I have basically drawn, I never realized this was verging on fetish territory until I was basically drawing it already.
Fine as a concept, but the fetish potential is really weak outside of gays and fujos into hyper muscleboys. Maybe if he would wholly transform into a perfect muscle adonis (face included), with the joke being that all the adult superheroines would be wet for him and feeling really guilty knowing he's really a little boy.
>kid that transforms into hypermuscled hero
At that point he's just going to be Captain Marvel. I wanted to avoid that.
>a 90s teen superhero that has the ability to enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself > has the ability to
This. Remove this and the design would be in the right direction.
I thought I already labeled it as a liability when he's embarrassed to be always be shirtless whenever he wants to do some heroics. I think I was gonna write it further that he is reluctant to do some heroics because of that. It's like a semi body-horror type thing.
>At that point he's just going to be Captain Marvel. I wanted to avoid that.
NTA but I don't think you're in the right headspace if you're worried about stuff like that.
I say this with the knowledge that it's likely to fall on deaf ears because so few people in standalone Golden Girl threads are capable of admitting there's anything to the concept, character or lore, but:
Golden Girl is a Robin, complete with having a childhood in the circus.
Her mentor, Silver Queen, is basically a mix of Batman and Wonder Woman with a little Green Arrow thrown in.
Their nemesis, Jade Empress, is Fu Manchu/The Mandarin.
There's also other villains like Rocker Billy, aka Music Meister but he looks like Young Elvis, and Quizmaster, who is a mix of Two-Face and Riddler.
Iris, a girl in Audrey's class, grows up to essentially be Oracle.
They live in a universe where it's (almost) perpetually 1955, and the Comics Code of America is a literal, fundamental building block of the universe, akin to gravity or electromagnetism.
The vast majority of the characters in the Golden Girl universe are pastiches, parodies, and expies. I wouldn't be too worried about a Shazam clone, a Shazam clone would be out of place.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh I see now, but here's where I think you misunderstood me. Boy-at-Arms is already somewhat of a Shazam pastiche, turning it to a full body transformation would completely erode the uniqueness I believe the character would bring. He would simply be off-brand Shazam, not a Shazam-but-X.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Boy-at-Arms is already somewhat of a Shazam pastiche >He would simply be off-brand Shazam
But he's a 90's hero, so more like Malibu Comic's Prime.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your forgot Iron Girl, the Russian spy turned supervillain who is GG's personal archenemy (in her mind, most of the times), who is a jab at the Cold War
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I didn't forget, I just don't think anyone here is going to care. These threads are *not* for anyone that actually cares, they're made by trolls that just want to screech about pedos and dicks because they're mad that their ocs didn't get art instead.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hear /aco/ has good Golden Girl threads.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
They're more of the same problem, honestly. They just have a better excuse.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
They're not bad.
Mostly reposts or deliveries on /aco/ level requests. Not much push for story or humor strips. A lot less arguing than most of the threads here. So basically what you would expect from an /aco/ thread.
>a 90s teen superhero that has the ability to enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself > has the ability to
This. Remove this and the design would be in the right direction.
I think what anon is trying to say is that the difference is that one is an ability that the character can control and the other is a liability that the character explicitly can't and is burdened with.
Im not sure if you’re still in this thread anon but I think it’s a cute idea, definitely better than Malibu’s Prime.
One question though, why exactly does he need to go shirtless? I understand using more of his power will increase his body mass but that doesn’t seem to provide any advantage in heroics does it? And does he wear a mask or anything to protect his identity or does he just fight crime like pic related?
Drawgay here, it's both a satire on 90s extreme musculature and him being unable to wear anything when he's bulking up do the disproportionate size he can grow into, which I think I will write him being embarrassed to do heroics and if forced to will limit his powers so he doesn't "grow" per se.
Nice to see you anon, like I said I think it’s a nice idea and he looks cute. Thanks for explaining, I get it now. It’s definitely a good and realistic drawback he has to worry about, I would like to see you write/draw Boy at Arms though I don’t know how I’ll be able to keep track once this thread is archived.
I definitely think there’s fun story opportunities to be made, where he’s desperately trying to avoid going shirtless like you said earlier but failing one way or the other.
The og artist doesn't even draw them that big honestly. Some artist draw them super big or super saggy but they ain't the original despite her being public domain.
Interesting how you moved the goalposts from "she was designed to be jerked off to" to "people jerk off to her now". I know you think nobody caught it, but I see you.
I assume you're either lying about your fetish, you're delusional about your fellow fans, or you're an autistic aesexual. There's a reason nobody but porn artists draw her outside this place.
>I assume you're either lying about your fetish, you're delusional about your fellow fans, or you're an autistic aesexual.
It's actually all of the above. Her initial character designer is weirdly asexual given the body of his work. That's why I'm so sure of it; the kickstarter comic came with a behind the scenes thing that explicitly says "don't make her sexy, make her cute" in big bold letters.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>there are two warring factions, the autists and the coomers
Checks out, such is the tale of many Cinemaphile OCs.
I think it’d be cool to make a character called “Footsiegirl”, her superpower would be her particularly large and prominent bare feet, which she uses to fight crime by kicking male criminals in the face and then pinning them down with the bare soles of her wrinkly feet. And because her feet feel and smell so good no criminal tries to break out, which embarrasses her as she’s very self conscious about her large bare feet.
Her primary weakness however is that her feet are very ticklish, so she often finds herself in situations where she starts giggling and crying uncontrollably due to various things tickling her feet. A common occurrence when she’s trapped by a villain is for them to strap her down with her bare feet showing and tickling her soles with various gadgets. She isn’t a fetish character though, she’s primarily a cute joke character ha ha. Nothing inherently sexual or fetishy about her concept.
So what do you think? I could imagine fun ways she could interact with Golden Girl lol. Maybe they are fighting a villain who can stick things together and Footsiegirl gets her bare feet stuck to GG’s boobs by accident, and they have to try to defeat the villain stuck like that ha ha
I think a villain who leaves food out for her to step in could be a great gag, like imagine she steps in a big cream pie! Haha, she'd be so embarrassed.
I think a villain who leaves food out for her to step in could be a great gag, like imagine she steps in a big cream pie! Haha, she'd be so embarrassed.
I love it. Anyone want to have a go at drawing her? Outside of obviously having bare feet, what kind of costume should she have? Any particular heroes to take inspiration from?
Stop shitting on other people’s ideas. I find the concept fun and there could be some cool stories told with the character. Maybe you should take your own advice and ignore it instead of seething about it.
So let it die?
I don't get why you homosexuals make threads just to seethe that some other homosexuals made something you don't like. Why do you need to do all this moronic larping but what if MY magical realm bullshit? It's so fricking transparent.
That’s not true. GG is mostly liked for her personality, not her design. The boobs are more of a side thing to her character just to facilitate gags. Same with Footsiegirl, she’s primarily a martial arts hero who just happens to have prominent bare feet in order to give her gags about how sensitive her feet are and how much villains love playing with her feet. Both characters are carried by their personalities and comedic potential.
>Like for her personality.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Kid, we get it, you got a raging stiffy and you are just trying to justify it. All men get those.....not all man try to jusfify the man boner for a child.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah her two big bouncy personalities.
So were you too moronic to pick up on
That’s not true. GG is mostly liked for her personality, not her design. The boobs are more of a side thing to her character just to facilitate gags. Same with Footsiegirl, she’s primarily a martial arts hero who just happens to have prominent bare feet in order to give her gags about how sensitive her feet are and how much villains love playing with her feet. Both characters are carried by their personalities and comedic potential.
's sarcasm or is this just more samegayging?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Shut up, b***h.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stay mad or get less obvious material.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
There is nothing sexual about her big bouncy personalities, calm down perv.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
So that's a yes to the moronation.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I bet you think big boobs are sexual too, fricking pervert.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I actually don't. They're just bags of fat and are wholly overvalued by you schizoid puritans.
That's why I find your poor attempts at sarcasm and bait to be so exhausting. It'd be great if you got hit by a car.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The Chinese bug men just outing him self. >hey're just bags of fat and are wholly overvalued by you schizoid puritans.
There is an appeal, but an appeal which is terrible to cultivate and make acceptable in culture.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's the clapistani's lead poisoning and religious moronation at work that insists on this single use absolutism.
The irony is that they'll then throw a tantrum when people listen and agree with them and say hey boobs are always for sex so maybe kids cartoons shouldn't have them.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
....And that is the reason why communist and anarchist want to drop the age of concent.
I agree with you that absolutism is moronic, but you practise the very same, by assuming that absolute freedom will bring happiness.
A teen boy who is her foil and rival, kind of a Catwoman-esque figure who tries to steal from innocents and villains alike, except his butt is so big that the clapping of his ass cheeks ruins his attemtps at being stealthy.
the male version would looks like a kid head on a chad body.
or a twig boy with a huge monster wiener bulge because y'knoe let's be consistent with the "self-conscious about body" angle.
I see a lot of moralgayging, not a lot of images of this busty chick. I don't care about your morals or any cited laws, I want what I want and in this case that is the oversized breasts girl.
are you all that ashamed of drawing a boy with a huge dick? you don't have a problem with the big booba e-girl.
god I hate your hypocrisy, homosexuals can't own up to their debauchery even in your sekrit club.
It not just that she's a 12yo with massive boobs, it's that her fat bouncy boobs are SO massive and heavy that they are a burden, that's what make it so umm funny
It's a single, minor element of a fully realized character (she's in an awkward teenage phase where her body has grown unevenly) extrapolated to be the entire character and premise.
Several.
They all get so stuck on self-justification, bad puns or horny that they forget the basics and fail as stories. There's no spark. It's just bad excuses surrounding sometimes decent drawings of big breasts. It's hard to care.
I see this character all the time but can't seem to find info about her. Who is Golden Girl? What's her lore? Where/when is she from? And what fetish artist drew her so I can start following them?
I see this character all the time but can't seem to find info about her. Who is Golden Girl? What's her lore? Where/when is she from? And what fetish artist drew her so I can start following them?
And now, after some research, I have to ask, has there been ant development into a "Bizarro" type mirror of Audrey?
Granted this isn't someone thats just a copy cat like the Iron Girl, this is more like a clone or inversion.
Though if my research is correct, Bizarro was first introduced in a 1958 issue of SuperBoy, which I think is in the Silver Age by that point in time? So I guess it's more like a Bullion Era character?
If that's the case I'd call her evil mirror clone Pyrite or something.
I think Iron Girl is enough. Don't wanna have every type of clone like Audrey Even though there was a nega GG a while back but it was as interesting as IG.
There isn't, in large part because that just opens the door to the same kinda shitposty fake idea gotchas showcased itt. >what if bizarro with butt >what if bizarro with farts >what if bizarro with feet >what if bizarro with a horse wiener
You can always tell its disingenuous because when they're told to actually do the work and make it fit in the existing canon they suddenly start reeing and saying they shouldn't have to because it's not like the canon matters because it's just oppai e-girl and why take it so seriously.
Fair, I'm sure there's a "Story so far" to catch up on. Plus figuring out a Bizarro type copy that isn't just a ripoff of Bizarro seems a bit tough, like it's already on the nose.
Honestly if there's one thing I've learned about CO from my roughly 3-4 months of being on Cinemaphile during the Ben 10 Chaquetrix Threads, as well as learning about the Snoot and Wani games, when it comes to CO anyways, I've been constantly impressed at the devotion and determination of the people here.
I think Silver Queen should have a personal villain of her own, maybe an obsessed fanboy. An evil Batgirl equivalent "Silver Dollar" he starts off as a Hero and attracts GG but is really trying to attract Silver Queen and she rejects him too. He eventually turns evil some how long the way, it's Just an idea though.
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breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic, genitals are primary. Focusing on wiener and balls is way more explicit and unsavory.
Male GG would have to have a feature women would be attracted to, even though they feel like they shouldn't be due to his age.
You could go for a tall or broad body, but that would make him look stronger when we just want to go for sexual objectification.
The only solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCCjyPNwhFI
Anon, stop being moronic. Every time this question pops up the answer is Big Dick and Fat Balls so the only correct answer is Big Dick and Fat Balls
This. It's only 14 year old redards that think breasts and dicks are the same thing. Tons of women in capeshit have big breasts, while a few years ago it was a major controversy to even acknowledge that Batman has a penis. It's not the same thing.
>Anons say it so it must be true
That is literally the opposite of how it works.
>That is literally the opposite of how it works.
Well no because it's a probably 14 year old with huge boobs as a gag
A probably 14 year old with a huge dick meets the same gag, explicit and unsavory be damned since it's still a probably 14 year old getting sexualized regardless
You're just being stupid and overthinking a gag character, stupid
Golden girl is not a grossout character, so her male equivalent would not be a grossout character either. A dick focused character would have a completely different genre and vibe.
If you don't want people to seriously consider the question, what's the point of the hypothetical?
>THE BIG BOOBS ARE NOT SEXUAL
who are you trying to fool
Do you not understand the different between cheesecake and goatse?
moron keeps spamming his stupid point in order to "own" a stupid discussion
They just want to see throbbing wieners without being called out for their rampant homosexualry.
An hour from now they'll be in another thread blaming SJWs and the woke left for removing breasts without any awareness that they're part of the problem.
Thats quite the leap, anon. I think you'll be in those threads you're whining about.
>nooooo you can't have characters with big boobs without throwing penises in too it's not fair!
This is why Cinemaphile mogs us.
Who are you quoting
Why are GG threads full of the biggest morons like these guys?
GG's "Golden Rod" counterparts been a joke since her inception, why are you being a homosexual about this?
Stop lying to yourselves and admit to your phallus obsession. It's 2024. It's okay to like wiener.
Why are you so obsessed with wiener, its making you act weird dude
This
>GG's "Golden Rod" counterparts been a joke since her inception,
And you've been told "No" for just as long. Yet you keep trying to stick dicks where they're not wanted.
So overdeveloped upper body, particularly the shoulders?
frick you and your double standard
You've got it reversed. The wiener and ball thing is the double standard, because it sets a higher standard of explicitness for male sexuality.
I'm sure being tactful and tasteful was a priority when creating the big tiddy e-girl.
Nobody gives a shit what you're sure about.
You're a moron that's just going to bray like a jackass for 400 more posts and not listen to anyone.
Go frick yourself.
This.
Wide shoulders and big pecks. Men do have nipples despite no function, don't they?
The more often the answer is the wrong biological feature, the more wrong it gets.
t.
, a redditor.
You would be right only if the breasts were not expoded so much out of proportion to the body to the point where they become a primary sexual characteristic.
breasts larger then your freaking body can never be a secondary trait due to the point that any other trait is overshadowed and she becomes nothing more then breasts.
Absolutism is a sign of an autistic mind.
And GG is absolutism in the fetishism.
Doubling down doesn't change the fact that you're willfully denying of anything that goes against your worldview.
guy with a big penis and balls
platinum penis
Golden Rod
This would only be "normal" if the french did this. This entire thing seems like it needed to be created by the french to actual exist in a comedic sense.
Ahhhhh hell...
needs work, maybe square up that jaw a bit more
This post has big dick energy
This post has small dick energy
That's just me tho
A person of undisclosed age but is obviously around 14 to 16 with a massive wiener and balls and maybe child-birth hips
Big penis problems.
>trips over schlong while chasing criminal
>super heroine bends over a parapet
>oh geez, oh boy
>gets huge erection and accidentally pushes her over the edge with it
here's the colored version
>ITS JUST A GAG ITS NOT SEXUAL ITS JUST A GAG ITS NOT SEXUAL
why are GGgays so weird about their underage oc
guy with erection problems
A boy with giant boobs would likely be even more awkward trying to fight crime
But much cuter
Maybe he could have a gigantic ass to balance things out
>GG's male version also has giant breasts
I was coming to post this.
The one constant in the Goldenverse? All GGs no matter sex or species have giant boobs.
a superhero with gigantic male pecs.
Big ass yaoi hands.
How long before normies find out about gg?
It constantly amazes me how incapable this site is of enjoying breasts without constantly demanding penises somewhere. Yet it's every other site that's full of gays?
If not a giant wiener, then the male version is just a femboy with breasts too
Literally just a male superhero with a large ass because that's the closest equivalent on a man. So basically Damian Wayne or Jason Todd or whatever the Robin that female DC fans obsess over because he has a canonically large ass
There really isn't a male equivalent to the Most Common Superpower trope. And despite what the reductionists and denialists ITT will claim, that IS what GG was founded on.
Similarly, anons will try and pretend like dick and balls are equivalent, but when was the last time you even saw a male superhero in a big two book with a noticeable bulge?
When was the last time you saw a male in a tight outfit who didnt have a nice ass?
But really I think its a response to weirdos who are so adamant that there is nothing sexual about GG.
>When was the last time you saw a male in a tight outfit who didnt have a nice ass?
30 seconds ago when I read this month's Batman and Robin.
You can find small-chested superheroines but it doesnt change "the most common superhero" trope.
I get what you're trying to say but when it comes to man ass it's really just Spider-man and Nightwing that are memed for having well developed glutes.
Two characters ain't enough for a trope.
Case in point the MCS page says there's not really a clear counterpart and posits muscles would be closest.
Muscles arent a specific body part that is sexualized like breasts, though. The fact of the matter is that GG was designed to be about big breasts on a young girl first and all the setting ideas came after that, so I dont really buy that a male version needs to follow some weird ruleset. Just give him a big bulge or big ass or whatever, who cares about it needing to be 1:1. Men simply arent sexualized the same way women are so its never going to be an even comparison. Even if you made it a femboy with boobs who looks exactly like GG, the jokes would be different and the fetish would appeal to different people.
>The fact of the matter is that GG was designed to be about big breasts on a young girl first
Listen, I get that's what you believe but as someone that was involved in the design process, I can confirm say it was born in large part from the MCS trope (as it applied specifically to Stephanie Brown as Robin). Nobody here is willing to accept that this was a foundational part of the history because it goes against the preferred shitposter narrative, but it did follow the a very trope based ruleset from day one. It was never *just* big breasts on small girl, but specifically on a *superhero sidekick*, with an emphasis on "she's going to be a standard female superhero physique later, this is just something that hit ahead of the curve."
It's just that if you try and explain that people will say "nuh uh you're lying" or that this is all copes and then demand to see a dude with a horsewiener. Because this is Cinemaphile and most of the posters have at least mild autism and can't grasp anything but absolutes.
It doesn't matter
Golden Girl should be the protagonist of a comic strip from the 50', right? And the Comic Code hides her boobs to others because they can't be shown to the general public in those years, and this is a source of great discomfort for GG.
So a male GG equivalent should be someone who has something that the code can't allow. But while a pair of humongous breasts are usually a problem irl, it's not really the same with wiener. Except for a hentai-tier wiener so big that it changes your center of balance..
So how do you torture a male character psychologically by hiding one of his physical features?
Maybe he's really feminine and cute and the code transforms him in a jock? So people expect that he's strong while he isn't?
Or maybe he has a hideous look and the code won't allow him to be anything other than a villain? Even if he really wants to be a hero?
Are these things that could not be shown in comics in the 50s? I'm not really sure myself.
muscle shota
That would be a help, not a hindrance. Anyone who actually knows anything about GG knows that we had these talks during the first freaking year, and decided there was no way it could work.
>what would a male version of Golden Girl be like
Some guy with an absurd about of abs and who has an outfit that shows them off.
I'll throw my lot onto this.
Presenting "Boy-At-Arms!", a 90s teen superhero that has the ability to enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself in proportion to its size! The bigger they are, the stronger he gets. It may get embarrassing for our daring protagonist to go barechested everytime he's out busting crimes but it's worth it, right?
Tell me what you guys think.
I like it but his boobs are too small
Well he's at his "base form" I didn't want it literally spilling out just yet.
This was one of the more disgusting things I have basically drawn, I never realized this was verging on fetish territory until I was basically drawing it already.
Remember, autism and fetishism are two sides of the same coin. You can't have one without the other.
The reason it's reading as fetishistic to you (beyond the general vibe of this thread and its shitposters) is level of the detail and definition.
To give a case example, drawing feet doesn't make it a foot fetish pic, drawing super detailed feet with all the wrinkles does.
Try going more cartoony with it. Take a Bruce Timm or Shane Glines form factor and exaggerate that.
It's meant to be a satire of 90s extreme musculature except he's still a young teen so he only gets the upper body part much to his embarrassment.
diff freckle pattern from pic to pic is always too rando
Imo, just make a human version of Pic related, that's basically the male version of GG. A stick with top heavy muscles.
That would be his base form here
but I think I'd lean him to be more body shy and always having to wear oversized sweaters and jackets because of his pseudo-gyno.
I think the Flash's son has that power
Seems like it
I totally forgot about Jai's thing about accelerated muscle growth. Welp, there goes that unique idea I suppose. Dunno if you guys still like the Boy-At-Arms idea, I'll continue to draw/write about him more if there's still any interest.
I had heard about Jai's enhanced strength, but hadn't actually seen it budging like that until this comic.
Think It may still work depending on his level of control or his attempts to with things without the power only to have to use it in the end.
I like the nintiesness of it, feels like upper levels of power could go FULL LIEFELD to an awkward and humorous degree.
>Is he still in there somewhere? It just kinda looks like two giant chicken wings.
Okay so I stopped reading Flash back in the mid 00s but why does his son have super strength? When has that ever been a Flash power?
Only been reading it since the one minute war myself where he was mostly used as a blunt weapon.
The little I've gotten from it is he taps into the speed force differently than most speedsters. Body processes can be kicked into overdrive like building muscles or healing, I guess.
Most recent issues also have him teleporting and bursting into a bunch of tiny gooey looking homunculi to avoid death, so I'm basically lost on how the frick it's supposed to work at this point.
Conceptually it's a step in the right direction. In practice? It's too cool, not goofy enough.
That's the thing people that make and proliferate these threads refuse to acknowledge or accept; Audrey wasn't designed to be cool or sexy, she's designed cute/goofy. That's why her ears are so enormous and why she's basically a stick figure underneath the oversized rack.
I thought the sketch and concept was goofy enough, I guess I have to draw some more? Also the reason why I targeted the arms + the upper body is based on this statistic. Honestly I think it's workable, I just might run to the problem where I make it too gay rather than focus on the female gaze.
Who is the guy saying knees on that survey?
More Boy-At-Arms art if you guys still wanna discuss.
I don't think it's a reliable survey but it's better than nothing.
Nice, gives off Hulk vibes in a way, especially the face.
That's literally because I used a Hulk ref, lmao.
Oh wow that’s hilarious. So Just to be clear, this power doesn’t extend to his legs or feet at all?
No, just his upperbody and legs. I think some anon suggested he gets suffocated/fatigued by it as well at a certain point
Yes*
Maybe it could just be a learning curve and he gradually gets control over time? I think probably it might be best to not go hyper realistic with the idea anyway.
So do you have any BAA lore? Like how did he get this power, his first heroic incident etc?
Honestly I never really thought it through that much. I was playing around with the idea that he was flexing in front of the mirror and he just flexed so hard he inflates himself but that sounded like fetish shit so I dropped discussing it.
Maybe have it connected to emotions or a physical trigger?
Is there a way we can talk and discuss about him later too btw?
I'm in the /coc/ thread, I got more discussion about him than here.
I see, I don’t think I’ve ever visited those threads before. I’ll read up what’s been written about him there soon.
So does he have an identity to hide while doing heroics? Or does no one think to link the face just because the body is so different
Nothing has really been set in stone yet so it's still up in the wind.
Ah gotcha, your idea just intrigues me so much so I can’t get enough of him.
Do you have a base setting for at arms? Like I assume he looks like a regular young teen most of the time, but is the first art you shared how he looks the sec he starts using his power a bit?
>Audrey wasnt designed to be sexy
Bro get real
I am. This is the very first picture of her from the initial design thread back in 2015. Note that even then, the key design elements of sticc mode, comparatively big feet and ears, and freckles were baked in. Before we even decided on a bust size.
>we were just debating on how big her boobs were bro!
Its crazy you think anyone believes people werent jacking off to that
>debate breast size because its integral to the character
>too big and it seems outlandish in a bad way
>too small and it doesn’t convey the idea properly
>”hurr you were jerking off to it bro!”
americans are a plague
Its just moronic to believe that people arent jacking off to gigantic breasts. Like look at this:
Get fricking real lmao
You're why Power Girl will never be allowed into the mainstream.
Who the frick are you trying to fool lmao, her entire schtick is her huge unwieldy breasts. Its so pathetic, just own it.
And Power Girl's entire schtick is having a boob window. Same thing.
No thats just you being a weirdo.
Stop lying. The only reason people care about Power Girl is to jack off to her huge breasts.
Wait so huge breasts are sexual now? So the only reason people care about GG is to jack off to her huge breasts?
According to your logic, yes. So maybe you'd be better off going back to tumblr with the rest of the absolutist prudes.
her entire schtick is awkwardness and the boobs literally only exist to accentuate that.
>”boobs are inherently sexual…to YOU you filthy perverts!!”
that gif is more cute than sexual
Right. There exists more evidence to support my claims but I don't see the point in digging it up. It's pretty clear you'll just "nuh uh" anything I say.
You can answer new homosexuals, but don't expect them to learn.
Men don't jack off to testosteron increases. Men can look at bears and not jack off. Men can look at big boobs and not jack off. In fact, looking at boobs without jacking off is good for your cardiovascular health.
You will never understand how men think.
>just own it
You will never understand why you're society's rejects forcefed money by big corporations.
Fine as a concept, but the fetish potential is really weak outside of gays and fujos into hyper muscleboys. Maybe if he would wholly transform into a perfect muscle adonis (face included), with the joke being that all the adult superheroines would be wet for him and feeling really guilty knowing he's really a little boy.
>kid that transforms into hypermuscled hero
At that point he's just going to be Captain Marvel. I wanted to avoid that.
I thought I already labeled it as a liability when he's embarrassed to be always be shirtless whenever he wants to do some heroics. I think I was gonna write it further that he is reluctant to do some heroics because of that. It's like a semi body-horror type thing.
>At that point he's just going to be Captain Marvel. I wanted to avoid that.
NTA but I don't think you're in the right headspace if you're worried about stuff like that.
Elaborate.
I say this with the knowledge that it's likely to fall on deaf ears because so few people in standalone Golden Girl threads are capable of admitting there's anything to the concept, character or lore, but:
Golden Girl is a Robin, complete with having a childhood in the circus.
Her mentor, Silver Queen, is basically a mix of Batman and Wonder Woman with a little Green Arrow thrown in.
Their nemesis, Jade Empress, is Fu Manchu/The Mandarin.
There's also other villains like Rocker Billy, aka Music Meister but he looks like Young Elvis, and Quizmaster, who is a mix of Two-Face and Riddler.
Iris, a girl in Audrey's class, grows up to essentially be Oracle.
They live in a universe where it's (almost) perpetually 1955, and the Comics Code of America is a literal, fundamental building block of the universe, akin to gravity or electromagnetism.
The vast majority of the characters in the Golden Girl universe are pastiches, parodies, and expies. I wouldn't be too worried about a Shazam clone, a Shazam clone would be out of place.
Oh I see now, but here's where I think you misunderstood me. Boy-at-Arms is already somewhat of a Shazam pastiche, turning it to a full body transformation would completely erode the uniqueness I believe the character would bring. He would simply be off-brand Shazam, not a Shazam-but-X.
>Boy-at-Arms is already somewhat of a Shazam pastiche
>He would simply be off-brand Shazam
But he's a 90's hero, so more like Malibu Comic's Prime.
Your forgot Iron Girl, the Russian spy turned supervillain who is GG's personal archenemy (in her mind, most of the times), who is a jab at the Cold War
I didn't forget, I just don't think anyone here is going to care. These threads are *not* for anyone that actually cares, they're made by trolls that just want to screech about pedos and dicks because they're mad that their ocs didn't get art instead.
I hear /aco/ has good Golden Girl threads.
They're more of the same problem, honestly. They just have a better excuse.
They're not bad.
Mostly reposts or deliveries on /aco/ level requests. Not much push for story or humor strips. A lot less arguing than most of the threads here. So basically what you would expect from an /aco/ thread.
>a 90s teen superhero that has the ability to enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself
> has the ability to
This. Remove this and the design would be in the right direction.
>a 90s teen superhero that enlarge his arms (and consequently chest) to strengthen himself
I fail to see how poor grammar improves the design.
I think what anon is trying to say is that the difference is that one is an ability that the character can control and the other is a liability that the character explicitly can't and is burdened with.
The equivalent is actually a boy having a huge pocket full of cash and golden coins lol.
Im not sure if you’re still in this thread anon but I think it’s a cute idea, definitely better than Malibu’s Prime.
One question though, why exactly does he need to go shirtless? I understand using more of his power will increase his body mass but that doesn’t seem to provide any advantage in heroics does it? And does he wear a mask or anything to protect his identity or does he just fight crime like pic related?
Drawgay here, it's both a satire on 90s extreme musculature and him being unable to wear anything when he's bulking up do the disproportionate size he can grow into, which I think I will write him being embarrassed to do heroics and if forced to will limit his powers so he doesn't "grow" per se.
He won't be in the same era it would seem.
Nice to see you anon, like I said I think it’s a nice idea and he looks cute. Thanks for explaining, I get it now. It’s definitely a good and realistic drawback he has to worry about, I would like to see you write/draw Boy at Arms though I don’t know how I’ll be able to keep track once this thread is archived.
I definitely think there’s fun story opportunities to be made, where he’s desperately trying to avoid going shirtless like you said earlier but failing one way or the other.
You know that if he's a 90s dude he's wouldn't be a counterpart to Golden Girl, right? He'd be a counterpart to Golden Guardian.
100/10
Make him an ass man so he rejects GG.
I wish her superpowers involved breast expansion and gigantification
it would be a guy over 6 foot tall, maybe 7. Nice shoulder and back muscles. Big hands. V taper body. Nice cheek bones.
But mostly tall. height is the big ttties of men.
I just want to say I would absolutely fucj Golden Girl. Repeatedly. Without protection
Reminder not to reply to baiting contrarians.
>pointing out people jack off to gigantic breasts is bait
GGgays are so fricking cringe
>anon doesn’t know the definition of pedantry
The og artist doesn't even draw them that big honestly. Some artist draw them super big or super saggy but they ain't the original despite her being public domain.
>The og artist doesn't even draw them that big honestly.
Depends on the picture, IMO.
Clone High JFK tier ass.
>NOBODY IS JACKING OFF OVER HER HUGE breasts
lmao get fricking real
Interesting how you moved the goalposts from "she was designed to be jerked off to" to "people jerk off to her now". I know you think nobody caught it, but I see you.
She was designed as jack off material and people jack off to her, I dont know why're so insecure about it.
>She was designed as jack off material
Nope. I got proof that says otherwise. All you have is opinions and repeating yourself like a pathetic bot.
I assume you're either lying about your fetish, you're delusional about your fellow fans, or you're an autistic aesexual. There's a reason nobody but porn artists draw her outside this place.
>I assume you're either lying about your fetish, you're delusional about your fellow fans, or you're an autistic aesexual.
It's actually all of the above. Her initial character designer is weirdly asexual given the body of his work. That's why I'm so sure of it; the kickstarter comic came with a behind the scenes thing that explicitly says "don't make her sexy, make her cute" in big bold letters.
>there are two warring factions, the autists and the coomers
Checks out, such is the tale of many Cinemaphile OCs.
I honestly think he makes these threads himself just he can spout off about how high and mighty he thinks he is.
I fricking love drawing her
Any requests?
her brushing her teeth
Post work first.
presenting a valentine's
Golden Girl dealing with her "Support" when home
Red suit. Requesting a solid red suit.
Small doodle.
ears too small
hug
very cute
Okay but what about Windbreaker?
The same but transmale.
I think it’d be cool to make a character called “Footsiegirl”, her superpower would be her particularly large and prominent bare feet, which she uses to fight crime by kicking male criminals in the face and then pinning them down with the bare soles of her wrinkly feet. And because her feet feel and smell so good no criminal tries to break out, which embarrasses her as she’s very self conscious about her large bare feet.
Her primary weakness however is that her feet are very ticklish, so she often finds herself in situations where she starts giggling and crying uncontrollably due to various things tickling her feet. A common occurrence when she’s trapped by a villain is for them to strap her down with her bare feet showing and tickling her soles with various gadgets. She isn’t a fetish character though, she’s primarily a cute joke character ha ha. Nothing inherently sexual or fetishy about her concept.
So what do you think? I could imagine fun ways she could interact with Golden Girl lol. Maybe they are fighting a villain who can stick things together and Footsiegirl gets her bare feet stuck to GG’s boobs by accident, and they have to try to defeat the villain stuck like that ha ha
I think a villain who leaves food out for her to step in could be a great gag, like imagine she steps in a big cream pie! Haha, she'd be so embarrassed.
I love it. Anyone want to have a go at drawing her? Outside of obviously having bare feet, what kind of costume should she have? Any particular heroes to take inspiration from?
Who gives a frick about the costume, just give her a domino mask or something. Anything above the ankles distracts from the non-fetishistic gag.
Stop samegayging and let the thread die.
Why can't you homosexuals just ignore shit instead of seething about it?
Shut up, b***h.
Stop shitting on other people’s ideas. I find the concept fun and there could be some cool stories told with the character. Maybe you should take your own advice and ignore it instead of seething about it.
No.
Nobody else is bumping it because there is nothing to talk about beyond her breasts.
So let it die?
I don't get why you homosexuals make threads just to seethe that some other homosexuals made something you don't like. Why do you need to do all this moronic larping but what if MY magical realm bullshit? It's so fricking transparent.
That’s not true. GG is mostly liked for her personality, not her design. The boobs are more of a side thing to her character just to facilitate gags. Same with Footsiegirl, she’s primarily a martial arts hero who just happens to have prominent bare feet in order to give her gags about how sensitive her feet are and how much villains love playing with her feet. Both characters are carried by their personalities and comedic potential.
>Like for her personality.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Kid, we get it, you got a raging stiffy and you are just trying to justify it. All men get those.....not all man try to jusfify the man boner for a child.
So were you too moronic to pick up on
's sarcasm or is this just more samegayging?
Shut up, b***h.
Stay mad or get less obvious material.
There is nothing sexual about her big bouncy personalities, calm down perv.
So that's a yes to the moronation.
I bet you think big boobs are sexual too, fricking pervert.
I actually don't. They're just bags of fat and are wholly overvalued by you schizoid puritans.
That's why I find your poor attempts at sarcasm and bait to be so exhausting. It'd be great if you got hit by a car.
The Chinese bug men just outing him self.
>hey're just bags of fat and are wholly overvalued by you schizoid puritans.
There is an appeal, but an appeal which is terrible to cultivate and make acceptable in culture.
It's the clapistani's lead poisoning and religious moronation at work that insists on this single use absolutism.
The irony is that they'll then throw a tantrum when people listen and agree with them and say hey boobs are always for sex so maybe kids cartoons shouldn't have them.
....And that is the reason why communist and anarchist want to drop the age of concent.
I agree with you that absolutism is moronic, but you practise the very same, by assuming that absolute freedom will bring happiness.
Are you ok
Yeah her two big bouncy personalities.
Maybe something based on a traditional martial artist uniform? If she fights with a lot of kicks.
A teen boy who is her foil and rival, kind of a Catwoman-esque figure who tries to steal from innocents and villains alike, except his butt is so big that the clapping of his ass cheeks ruins his attemtps at being stealthy.
Oh, Golden Girl!
Save me from Betty Roller!
the male version would looks like a kid head on a chad body.
or a twig boy with a huge monster wiener bulge because y'knoe let's be consistent with the "self-conscious about body" angle.
I see a lot of moralgayging, not a lot of images of this busty chick. I don't care about your morals or any cited laws, I want what I want and in this case that is the oversized breasts girl.
Kisame here. Zoomers hate jiggle shows and are super serious. Golden Girl is a distraction.
I could commit to a serialized GG strip but there would be changes.
first of all she's gay.
>first of all she's gay.
it's canon, so it's okay
are you all that ashamed of drawing a boy with a huge dick? you don't have a problem with the big booba e-girl.
god I hate your hypocrisy, homosexuals can't own up to their debauchery even in your sekrit club.
Is Golden Girl just Violet with brown hair and huge knockers?
too cheerful, rich and short to be Violet, also no family
Can I get a QRD on her, then?
A thousand apologies, my good sir.
Brown? you colorblind? she is a redhead!
auburn mixture of both.
her initial sketch resembled her
Is the entire premise of this character just "she's an underage girl with big breasts?"
No, GGpedos like to pretend there's some deep characterization, too!
(You).
So yes, then. More power to you, but that's pretty creepy.
I flat out don't know. I argue she's a Jim Lee character that just doesn't fly in modern times cause everything's sterile and clean nowadays.
It not just that she's a 12yo with massive boobs, it's that her fat bouncy boobs are SO massive and heavy that they are a burden, that's what make it so umm funny
It's a single, minor element of a fully realized character (she's in an awkward teenage phase where her body has grown unevenly) extrapolated to be the entire character and premise.
>single, minor element
I think there's more than one.
>Minor Element.
......hahaha.
Dude, please. Please. Are you being retarted or just a troll.
a Minor Element DOES NOT dictate the entirity of your characters personality,
And this doesn't. You just don't want to accept that.
idk who this character is but i like her fat ass breasts
Like most anons!
I wish any of the comics about this character were good.
Have you read any?
Several.
They all get so stuck on self-justification, bad puns or horny that they forget the basics and fail as stories. There's no spark. It's just bad excuses surrounding sometimes decent drawings of big breasts. It's hard to care.
I see this character all the time but can't seem to find info about her. Who is Golden Girl? What's her lore? Where/when is she from? And what fetish artist drew her so I can start following them?
Ironically these aren't the threads to ask those questions since they're made by shitposters that don't care about any of the answers.
It is.
Best go to /coc/
https://the-conservatory.fandom.com/wiki/The_Developing_Adventures_of_Golden_Girl
https://the-conservatory.fandom.com/wiki/Golden_Girl
Who’s the creator of her?
/co/.
Public domain too.
Thanks a lot. ^_^
And now, after some research, I have to ask, has there been ant development into a "Bizarro" type mirror of Audrey?
Granted this isn't someone thats just a copy cat like the Iron Girl, this is more like a clone or inversion.
Though if my research is correct, Bizarro was first introduced in a 1958 issue of SuperBoy, which I think is in the Silver Age by that point in time? So I guess it's more like a Bullion Era character?
If that's the case I'd call her evil mirror clone Pyrite or something.
I think Iron Girl is enough. Don't wanna have every type of clone like Audrey Even though there was a nega GG a while back but it was as interesting as IG.
>it was as
It wasn't as interesting
My bad.
There isn't, in large part because that just opens the door to the same kinda shitposty fake idea gotchas showcased itt.
>what if bizarro with butt
>what if bizarro with farts
>what if bizarro with feet
>what if bizarro with a horse wiener
You can always tell its disingenuous because when they're told to actually do the work and make it fit in the existing canon they suddenly start reeing and saying they shouldn't have to because it's not like the canon matters because it's just oppai e-girl and why take it so seriously.
I can see a male GG looking like one of lewdicrousart's long-dicked shotas.
didn't mean to reply, my bad
Fair, I'm sure there's a "Story so far" to catch up on. Plus figuring out a Bizarro type copy that isn't just a ripoff of Bizarro seems a bit tough, like it's already on the nose.
Honestly if there's one thing I've learned about CO from my roughly 3-4 months of being on Cinemaphile during the Ben 10 Chaquetrix Threads, as well as learning about the Snoot and Wani games, when it comes to CO anyways, I've been constantly impressed at the devotion and determination of the people here.
Iron Girl is Audrey's bizarro. She fits multiple opposites.
>Communist v Capitalist
>Flat v Busty
>Devious and underhanded v good and straightforward
I think Silver Queen should have a personal villain of her own, maybe an obsessed fanboy. An evil Batgirl equivalent "Silver Dollar" he starts off as a Hero and attracts GG but is really trying to attract Silver Queen and she rejects him too. He eventually turns evil some how long the way, it's Just an idea though.
Buster Gonad
My need to breed increases when I see GG
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Cute GG btw.
You're right they should be filled with air or better yet helium.
Every time, without fail or exception.
Stay mad, guys. Your seething only makes her more powerful.
She cant stop winning!
Yeah thats why she has so many fans and so much art that isnt /aco/ requested porn
See the thing is you're being sarcastic but she actually does have that.
>posts art from a porn artist
>a porn artist who's drawn oodles of GG porn
blud really thought he did sumn
All artists are porn artists.
a bold cope
I'm not!
I'm a bad enough artist that any attempt at such comes out as more comedy or existential horror
You're not *yet*.