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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be fun if they had a guy with a fin on his ass snorkeling around and pinching people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these are millenial nerds, of course they had some doing that and then they all gave each other upvotes and showed each other pics of their funko pops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets fired from his job, loses custody of his wife and spends 15 years in prison on rape charges for pinching someone’s calf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dont have "custody" of your spouse you ESL dumbass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amerikans don'r own their wives ? Why marry ?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brilliant.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah would be really comfy having fat people bump into you for 2 hours.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well yes, I'm American

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let out a massive turd 40 minutes into the movie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if I gotta go potty?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just piss in the water, the chlorine turns it into pure water

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would go to this if thy were showing waterworld

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My dad loved this movie, I need to watch it again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s some weird ass reasoning my guy
        >Viking’s loved mead therefor I will go buy some

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you just described entirety of /misc/larps

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Someone’s relationship with their parents is nonexistent

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              are your parents terminally online pagan larpers ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, but my Dad is aware of the israeli problem and has an extensive gun collection though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i know he is which is why you ended up on pol in the first place
                that place is full of daddy issue males trying to please their fathers lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everything has a psychological basis
                At least my father raised me with agency and a sense of identity which isn’t derived from a corporate product or a israelite’s agenda.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                has a psychological basis
                Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bet your father's real proud that you've grown up to become an adult insulting others on a kenyan backgammon forum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t insult you friendo, work on that victim complex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                work on those daddy issues

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a genetic extension of your parents and spent 18 years being imprinted on by them with their values.
                I’m not the outlier, you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a fricking loser lmao

                daddy issues cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a fricking loser lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >my guy
          >doesn't understand familial and ancestral bonds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            your ancestors drank cum
            its nice to see you keep the tradition alive

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cool schizo collage, too bad i ain't reading it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Poor analogy. Mead is delicious

          God I want to smash your israeli homosexual face. All this American hate fuels the future war to wipe you out.

          Meds

          imagine the pee pee

          My first thought. It would be convenient to not have to get up to take a piss in the middle of the movie though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remember to watch The Ulysses Cut.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basado

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does something about this seem really cringe tonme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're looking at a sea of Americans of course it's cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I want to smash your israeli homosexual face. All this American hate fuels the future war to wipe you out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I were israeli then I would be good at money

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why not just wish to be white and good with money
            why would you want the small dick and curly hair/ugly nose/face/boring culture

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate you
          I am disgusted by you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then lie down and die.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Amusement Parks are one of the last things allowing for human evolution to continue

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >something actually interesting happened better move my phone so it captures nothing
              Idiot cameraman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We can't all be Zapruders

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                probably someone he knows was there moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                uhmm sweety this is 4chin you must be emotionally disconnected with every action

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the virgin moralgay who doesnt want to capture the horror
                vs
                >the chad edgelord who wants to show everything

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Did it come all the way down? Like did the frame at the top land on them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >America
          >wipe out the israelites
          KEK
          Even your most le based politicians all bend the knee to Israel. This might be the saddest cope I've ever read.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the only war you'll be fighting is the war against diabetes lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please sir, be /misc/-lite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >God I want to smash your israeli homosexual face. All this American hate fuels the future war to wi-ACK!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still obsessed, huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you don’t know what words mean huh

          Huh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This movie would have been accused of being sizeist and promoting fatphobia today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Old boomer movie being viewed by people who have collectively peaked

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems really uncomfortable to sit in a plastic raft in water holding your head up because there's no neck support for 90 minutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You must be some beta kind of human being if the prospect of holding your own fricking head up without support for 90 minutes worries you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're moronic. They are leaning back in a reclining position with no neck support.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never floated the river before huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol that's what bothers you? Not that it'll be a toilet in 30 minutes if it wasn't immediately?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you immediately relieve yourself when you start a movie? Wtf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          threads like this really give me clarity on how out of touch and weird most of this board is. I guess it is a whole board dedicated to sitting around and watching tv all day so i guess the idea of enjoying something fun outside might be foreign to them

          When did I say that? I'm just saying it would be uncomfortable you sperg.

          it's really not uncomfortable yo. I mean I guess I get where you're coming from but there's a couple of people in the image who have neck support, just most normal people can hold their head up for 90 minutes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't talking about my neck moreso pee and dhiaria

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Man baby can't sit in a tube without having an autistic meltdown
      You should go outside

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When did I say that? I'm just saying it would be uncomfortable you sperg.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do the glow rings around their necks represent who peepeed (yellow) and who poopooed (red)?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the pee pee

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They filmed part of Jaws II in my town so every year they do a big Projector screen and show the movie on the beach at the beginning of summer

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate normies so much it's unreal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You own a laptop and post on Cinemaphile, you're as normie as they get you geek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you don’t know what words mean huh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you could even give me a simple definition of what you mean by "normie" and explain how you're special or different or how anything you do in your life removes you from that title.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    next they should give everyone 1900-era life jackets and watch titanic

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the guys with shirts on

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And another gay thread of anons fighting with each other about who is superior to other anons.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not 1 Black person
    They really can’t swim HAHA!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that would get cold fast. land lubbers just dont understand lady sea

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're in!
    Are u-rine?
    Go pee pee with
    PiPi Plus

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some homosexual is going to keep splashing during the movie and then you got all outside noises you have to deal with

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who keeps flipping over your float during the movie
    STOP IT. You're lucky Robert cant swim, or else he would throw you out in an instant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're lucky Robert cant swim
      sorely underrated. and dubs to boot

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't seem so bad. I don't think I've been in the water for longer than an hour straight. Would you damage yourself by being half submerged for a whole movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Would just get pretty cold after a while.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And I just noticed they all have the same seat, I thought there'd be a tuber or two

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that one guy who’s hand keeps “accidentally” rubbing against girl’s feet

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder than oceans are fricked and anyone who swims in them is asking for death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oceans
      >Post pictures of lakes
      Chang pls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lakes > oceans. And what's the deal with salt water? Is it salt or is it water?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your brain-eating amoeba

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We don't have those in the first world.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They're in all freshwater lakes in the US, dumbass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i've read of one case so far. go back to your conspiracy facebook hole

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's been hundreds of cases of brain-eating amoeba infectrions from lakes in the US.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not mine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you only have to worry about those in stagnant pools of water like the one in OP. it looks like it's in texas too so the climate makes it worse.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >stagnant pools of water like the one in OP
              What do you think chlorine does

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol you think people in texas are smart enough to do that? there's one of these things that's a wave pool for like surfing and shit in Waco, and a kid died from getting the amoeba there a couple years back.
                don't forget that this is the state that had a really mild snow storm which shut down their electrical grid for 5 days.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are right please stay out of Texas especially Waco and our blondes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lol you think people in texas are smart enough to do that
                Not an argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tell that to the family who lost their kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another non-argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                buck-broken in under 3 posts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Non-argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                still goin, this butthole!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ad hom. You lose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chrissy, he's focked up.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *starts peeing*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but I also shit where the couples are sitting

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single Hispanic or nig to be seen
    Would definitely watch

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >normies pay to sit in piss infested waters

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me 1 hour into the movie because I've already had 4 beers + nachos

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm watching Jaws
    >in a pool
    >with a cold one!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you swim in the Jaguars pool?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >me underwater on the left

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Needs larger speakers, no way you could hear shit

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many guys? I'm not going into man water

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would be that guy going around underwater slapping people on the bum at the most tense parts

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