are your parents terminally online pagan larpers ?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, but my Dad is aware of the israeli problem and has an extensive gun collection though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i know he is which is why you ended up on pol in the first place
that place is full of daddy issue males trying to please their fathers lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>everything has a psychological basis
At least my father raised me with agency and a sense of identity which isn’t derived from a corporate product or a israelite’s agenda.
2 years ago
Anonymous
has a psychological basis
Yes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
bet your father's real proud that you've grown up to become an adult insulting others on a kenyan backgammon forum
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn’t insult you friendo, work on that victim complex.
2 years ago
Anonymous
work on those daddy issues
2 years ago
Anonymous
You’re a genetic extension of your parents and spent 18 years being imprinted on by them with their values.
I’m not the outlier, you are.
threads like this really give me clarity on how out of touch and weird most of this board is. I guess it is a whole board dedicated to sitting around and watching tv all day so i guess the idea of enjoying something fun outside might be foreign to them
When did I say that? I'm just saying it would be uncomfortable you sperg.
it's really not uncomfortable yo. I mean I guess I get where you're coming from but there's a couple of people in the image who have neck support, just most normal people can hold their head up for 90 minutes.
I don't think you could even give me a simple definition of what you mean by "normie" and explain how you're special or different or how anything you do in your life removes you from that title.
That doesn't seem so bad. I don't think I've been in the water for longer than an hour straight. Would you damage yourself by being half submerged for a whole movie?
>stagnant pools of water like the one in OP
What do you think chlorine does
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol you think people in texas are smart enough to do that? there's one of these things that's a wave pool for like surfing and shit in Waco, and a kid died from getting the amoeba there a couple years back.
don't forget that this is the state that had a really mild snow storm which shut down their electrical grid for 5 days.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are right please stay out of Texas especially Waco and our blondes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>lol you think people in texas are smart enough to do that
Not an argument.
Would be fun if they had a guy with a fin on his ass snorkeling around and pinching people
these are millenial nerds, of course they had some doing that and then they all gave each other upvotes and showed each other pics of their funko pops
>gets fired from his job, loses custody of his wife and spends 15 years in prison on rape charges for pinching someone’s calf
You dont have "custody" of your spouse you ESL dumbass
Amerikans don'r own their wives ? Why marry ?
Brilliant.
Look comfy
Yeah would be really comfy having fat people bump into you for 2 hours.
Well yes, I'm American
>let out a massive turd 40 minutes into the movie
What if I gotta go potty?
just piss in the water, the chlorine turns it into pure water
I would go to this if thy were showing waterworld
My dad loved this movie, I need to watch it again
That’s some weird ass reasoning my guy
>Viking’s loved mead therefor I will go buy some
you just described entirety of /misc/larps
Someone’s relationship with their parents is nonexistent
are your parents terminally online pagan larpers ?
No, but my Dad is aware of the israeli problem and has an extensive gun collection though.
i know he is which is why you ended up on pol in the first place
that place is full of daddy issue males trying to please their fathers lmao
>everything has a psychological basis
At least my father raised me with agency and a sense of identity which isn’t derived from a corporate product or a israelite’s agenda.
has a psychological basis
Yes.
bet your father's real proud that you've grown up to become an adult insulting others on a kenyan backgammon forum
I didn’t insult you friendo, work on that victim complex.
work on those daddy issues
You’re a genetic extension of your parents and spent 18 years being imprinted on by them with their values.
I’m not the outlier, you are.
daddy issues cope
You’re a fricking loser lmao
>my guy
>doesn't understand familial and ancestral bonds
your ancestors drank cum
its nice to see you keep the tradition alive
cool schizo collage, too bad i ain't reading it
Poor analogy. Mead is delicious
Meds
My first thought. It would be convenient to not have to get up to take a piss in the middle of the movie though
Remember to watch The Ulysses Cut.
Basado
why does something about this seem really cringe tonme
You're looking at a sea of Americans of course it's cringe
God I want to smash your israeli homosexual face. All this American hate fuels the future war to wipe you out.
I wish I were israeli then I would be good at money
why not just wish to be white and good with money
why would you want the small dick and curly hair/ugly nose/face/boring culture
I don't hate you
I am disgusted by you
Then lie down and die.
Amusement Parks are one of the last things allowing for human evolution to continue
>something actually interesting happened better move my phone so it captures nothing
Idiot cameraman
We can't all be Zapruders
probably someone he knows was there moron
uhmm sweety this is 4chin you must be emotionally disconnected with every action
>the virgin moralgay who doesnt want to capture the horror
vs
>the chad edgelord who wants to show everything
Did it come all the way down? Like did the frame at the top land on them?
>America
>wipe out the israelites
KEK
Even your most le based politicians all bend the knee to Israel. This might be the saddest cope I've ever read.
the only war you'll be fighting is the war against diabetes lmao
Please sir, be /misc/-lite.
>God I want to smash your israeli homosexual face. All this American hate fuels the future war to wi-ACK!
Still obsessed, huh?
Huh.
This movie would have been accused of being sizeist and promoting fatphobia today
Old boomer movie being viewed by people who have collectively peaked
Seems really uncomfortable to sit in a plastic raft in water holding your head up because there's no neck support for 90 minutes.
You must be some beta kind of human being if the prospect of holding your own fricking head up without support for 90 minutes worries you
You're moronic. They are leaning back in a reclining position with no neck support.
Never floated the river before huh?
Lol that's what bothers you? Not that it'll be a toilet in 30 minutes if it wasn't immediately?
Do you immediately relieve yourself when you start a movie? Wtf
threads like this really give me clarity on how out of touch and weird most of this board is. I guess it is a whole board dedicated to sitting around and watching tv all day so i guess the idea of enjoying something fun outside might be foreign to them
it's really not uncomfortable yo. I mean I guess I get where you're coming from but there's a couple of people in the image who have neck support, just most normal people can hold their head up for 90 minutes.
I wasn't talking about my neck moreso pee and dhiaria
>Man baby can't sit in a tube without having an autistic meltdown
You should go outside
When did I say that? I'm just saying it would be uncomfortable you sperg.
Do the glow rings around their necks represent who peepeed (yellow) and who poopooed (red)?
imagine the pee pee
They filmed part of Jaws II in my town so every year they do a big Projector screen and show the movie on the beach at the beginning of summer
I hate normies so much it's unreal.
You own a laptop and post on Cinemaphile, you're as normie as they get you geek.
you don’t know what words mean huh
I don't think you could even give me a simple definition of what you mean by "normie" and explain how you're special or different or how anything you do in your life removes you from that title.
next they should give everyone 1900-era life jackets and watch titanic
>the guys with shirts on
And another gay thread of anons fighting with each other about who is superior to other anons.
>not 1 Black person
They really can’t swim HAHA!
that would get cold fast. land lubbers just dont understand lady sea
They're in!
Are u-rine?
Go pee pee with
PiPi Plus
Some homosexual is going to keep splashing during the movie and then you got all outside noises you have to deal with
>that guy who keeps flipping over your float during the movie
STOP IT. You're lucky Robert cant swim, or else he would throw you out in an instant.
>You're lucky Robert cant swim
sorely underrated. and dubs to boot
That doesn't seem so bad. I don't think I've been in the water for longer than an hour straight. Would you damage yourself by being half submerged for a whole movie?
Nah. Would just get pretty cold after a while.
And I just noticed they all have the same seat, I thought there'd be a tuber or two
>that one guy who’s hand keeps “accidentally” rubbing against girl’s feet
Reminder than oceans are fricked and anyone who swims in them is asking for death.
>Oceans
>Post pictures of lakes
Chang pls
Lakes > oceans. And what's the deal with salt water? Is it salt or is it water?
Enjoy your brain-eating amoeba
We don't have those in the first world.
They're in all freshwater lakes in the US, dumbass.
i've read of one case so far. go back to your conspiracy facebook hole
There's been hundreds of cases of brain-eating amoeba infectrions from lakes in the US.
Not mine.
you only have to worry about those in stagnant pools of water like the one in OP. it looks like it's in texas too so the climate makes it worse.
>stagnant pools of water like the one in OP
What do you think chlorine does
lol you think people in texas are smart enough to do that? there's one of these things that's a wave pool for like surfing and shit in Waco, and a kid died from getting the amoeba there a couple years back.
don't forget that this is the state that had a really mild snow storm which shut down their electrical grid for 5 days.
You are right please stay out of Texas especially Waco and our blondes.
>lol you think people in texas are smart enough to do that
Not an argument.
tell that to the family who lost their kid
Another non-argument
buck-broken in under 3 posts
Non-argument
still goin, this butthole!
Ad hom. You lose.
Chrissy, he's focked up.
*starts peeing*
This but I also shit where the couples are sitting
>not a single Hispanic or nig to be seen
Would definitely watch
>normies pay to sit in piss infested waters
cringe
>me 1 hour into the movie because I've already had 4 beers + nachos
>I'm watching Jaws
>in a pool
>with a cold one!
Would you swim in the Jaguars pool?
>me underwater on the left
Needs larger speakers, no way you could hear shit
Why are there so many guys? I'm not going into man water
I would be that guy going around underwater slapping people on the bum at the most tense parts