The easiest $250 million ever made
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>The easiest $250 million ever made
It seems like it but it depends on where he lands after this
If he can't get any other projects off the ground then it might be the last $250 million he'd see for a while
isn't he currently fricking up hotwheels?
Hot Wheels is for WB
Strike means it's likely JJ can't do work on it
WB suspended its deal with JJ
You do the math
right, wasn't aware WB had hotwheels, the supernig pic threw me off
>might be the last $250 million he'd see for a while
Bummer. At 58 years old, he might have to retire.
i want to have sexual relationships with his daughter
She will make you circumcise your son Anon and all your offspring will be israeli
cute
I'm just surprised he's straight.
>made by jj abrams
she'll seem kino at first but after a while you'll realize she fricking sucks
what the frick is he going to end up on the street
Suspended, not terminated.
He also doesn't get paid in one go. He has to deliver content. The guy hasn't delivered shit except for one batman cartoon.
>the last $250 million he'd see for a while
the horror
Took them this long to realize he's a grifter?
You forget that the WB deal was signed back in 2019 before Rise of Skywalker was out
And Zaslav already cut a lot of his projects a year ago; it was obvious the strike getting prolonged was gonna be the final nail in the coffin for the rest of his deals as it was
Force Majuere look it up, studios can cancel any shows or movies in production after 3 months of strike with no questions asked. Disney did it recently with Spiderwick Chronicles which was completely finished.
I wonder if people are starting to wonder if the WGA leadership is secretly working with the studios to help them suspend contracts
imagine watching his star trek and thinking
>yeah we need that talentless hack for our SF franchise
I think he still rides the coattail of his supposed revival of mission impossible
10 years too late in fact
He openly said that he questions your sanity if you liked Force Awakens
He made a few popular tv shows and actual hit movies so on paper it probably seemed like a good idea
But yeah someone in the industry should have realized how untalented he was
>He’s untalented!
>Just look at all these successful movies and tv shows he’s produced!
took them long enough, he's worth like 300 million
JJ Abrams was always an overhyped gay. JJ Abrams is literally who you get to make your shit when you want it to be on autopilot with no actual directorial vision.
WB should sue him for twice that amount over the permanent damage he's done to their IP's
This jig is up with J.J. in Hollywood. Everyone is onto him and his one note shtick. He's a good tv producer I will give him that but an absolute hack when directing movies. His whole deal is mastering the concept pitch. With a concept good enough to land a deal. Then hiding the production behind a wall of secrecy like their is some great plot to hide. But then its always a nothigngburger and the secrecy was just a sham to build up hype. You can only repeat that for so long before people catch on that he's a fraud.
what a frickin goblin
israelite israelite is garbage on shows too, he just had competent colleagues to tardwrangle
>ITT morons butthurt about Abrams don’t understand it’s because of the ongoing strike and suspension is different from full termination
Thank god. I don't like Abrams but I know his deal included Constantine 2 and I don't want that to be cancelled.
He got his sci-fi show Demimonde canned by Zaslav last year
His Constantine and Madame X shows also got canned, replaced with a possible sequel to the Keanu Reeves Constantine movie
There's really no word about his black Superman film unless it's from reporters going "insiders told us it's still in the works"
Even if it's a suspension I don't exactly see WB under Zaslav itching to make the similar deal that pre-Zaslav WB did with JJ
If they wanted to terminate they could have just terminated the contract.
>Burned his bridge with Warner Bros
>Burned his bridge with Disney
>Probably burned his bridge with Viacom because of the Star Trek film franchise falling apart
Where will this hack homosexual go next?
He go Hong Kong. Work for CCP
The israelites invented communism so it's a match made in heaven, which israelites don't believe in.
Probably Apple
Sony and Universal are the only big theatrical studios left. He could get pawned off to streaming like McG or Snyder.
He's israeli.
Imagine if Hot Wheels gets cancelled
*inhales
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it was about fricking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he still got that free money though...
LMAO THEY SUSPENDED MINDY KALING'S DEAL TOO
>https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/mindy-kaling-greg-berlanti-bill-lawrence-warner-bros-deals-suspended-strike-1235715723/
VELMA'S SHITCANNED
Google "Robin Hood Cinematic Universe Sony".
People hate on Rian Johnson too much when israelite israelite Abrams was the main reason why the ST sucked.
I've enough hate for both.
the force awakens was at least watchable.
Rian is a better director, he just hated Star Wars and wanted to completely change it in the middle of a trilogy. I still don't understand how KK let those 2 morons run wild with the sequel trilogy.
They also suspended a deal with Mindy Kaling, creator of Velma.
as if this wasn't going to happen
Zaslav made it clear they were going to cutting the fat
I'm going to have to gas his entire family with hydrogen cyanide gas.
JJ has literally always been a hack and anything decent or good he made was an accident
He also work with other people and took credit for the succes ,fringe the only good show he made was mostly made by other peoples.The only great seaon of lost are the before they all leave the island for the first time everything else is just jj mystery box.
>jj mystery box.
this exactly all he does is add questions upon questions upon questions and go WHOA THE MYSTERY without knowing how to resolve anything of it, what a fricking moron, the first season of lost was so fricking good and then it immediately shat the bed because they actually didn't have a plot outline at all and were just making it up as they went along, same for BSG
I really don’t get how professional writers could screw something up like that
How do you not have a basic idea what the mystery box will be (even if you end up changing It as the show goes on)
i think they had a premise and ran with it and that's it, out of incompetence and laziness, and the reason people are hired to do certain roles is connections, pure and simple nepotism and an absolutely moronic sect of out of touch corporate types but hey, it didn't matter did it, lost was wildly profitable despite being a ruined pearl, all you need to do to be wildly successful is to make something that's just above average
He will be back on another project soon.
his disciple Matt Reeves is still getting work
I doubt he gets it all, but he's already been paid way too much when he's a dishonest and lazier Michael Bay who got lucky with LOST.
The amount of these 'no show' jobs that these frickers have in circulation is a total shit show.
I can't blame the receiver for taking advantage of it, but whomever offered them should be taken out back and beaten to death.
A lot of things never get produced because the executives or other production issues/obstacles that have nothing to do with the quality of the premise or script or what they we delivered. In case of Demimonde the show was ordered when they were throwing a lot of money for HBO original shows and then it got cancelled because Abrams didn’t want to significantly cut the show’s budget from what was originally planned/agreed after Zaslav’s reign started and they began slashing shit left and right.
Maybe I just have too much of a work ethic, this type of scenario is a complete antithesis to me.
I have no qualms with keeping a person/creative on retainer at a reasonable rate then offer performance based incentives. Dropping 50, 100,250 mil on someone that has zero incentive to do frick all is madness.
The "Lost" band (Abraham, lindemof etc) have done nothing but damage to any project in which they are involved.
They didn't pay him anything though
>years of trying to make black superman
>fails spectacularly
>guarantees actual black superman never gets made
>mfw
People not knowing the difference between suspended and cancelled.
Idiots, this just means the time duration of the deal has been extended due to the strikes. The time left on the deal when resume when the strike is over.
i interpreted this as WB making $250mil cus they won't have to fund a JJ flop