The Eds were gay, There's no way heterosexual teenage boy in the cusp of puberty and hormones would turn down almost guaranteed sex from girls that like them, especially girls whose parents were never home.
The Eds were gay, There's no way heterosexual teenage boy in the cusp of puberty and hormones would turn down almost guaranteed sex from girls th...
They're ugly white trash. Imagine getting sexually harassed by some 3/10 trailer bawd every day and people asking why you don't frick her
The one with blue hair isn't ugly
B-b-but here's some hilariously off-model fanart that makes them look like porn stars! I HAVE A CRIPPLING PORN ADDICTION THAT HAS TAKEN OVER MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Maybe they had stds. I agree though marie is pretty hot.
>tell me you've never interacted with white trash without telling me you've never interacted with white trash
Umm, I live in appalachia Ohio...
I don't think about you at all
you're only attracted to them because the simplicity of the cartoon medium downplays their unattractiveness. In real life, they would be smelly, pockmarked, plain-looking trailer trash with bad teeth, poor hygiene and the very real possibility that they could stab you one day.
Hell, it's sadder than that. People who are attracted to the Kankers are ONLY attracted to them because they're girls who actually chase boys. That's it.
well, that goes without saying. The bar is pretty low for average to ugly looking men. All you have to do is be a girl who isn't completely hideous and who actually gives them affection/attention and you'll have undying loyalty.
I'm attracted to Marie Kanker's hair. I have always liked danger hair. I remember fricking a woman with purple hair and I was shooting ropes like a cannon. I normally shoot on the belly, these were hitting the wall.
mmm yeah. I miss that crazy danger b***h. Green hair. I loved her. She betrayed me more than once but goddamn she could suck the soul out of my wiener.
nah, trailer trash are the best lays. And were they even canonically ugly?
you need standards. and antibiotics, probably
They were more attracted to Nazz.
A year or so later, then yeah they absolutely would have gone for them, regardless of their appearance. There's a period of time from mid-elementary school to early/mid-middle school (depends on the person) were girls are likely to start fixating on their male classmates, but the boys have very little active interest in girls their own age, outside of maybe a select few designated "hot" ones, typically the early bloomer popular girls.
They smell terrible.
Would frick may. Lee and Marie too ugly to me.
I say this every time.
You cannot smell them through the tv screen.
I've slept with girls in a house that smelled like cat piss when I was a teenager, sure I wouldn't do that now but during puberty I had no standards just an erection that need taken care of.
Im not gay and turned down girls when I was a teenager and in my early 20s because I was moronic and just plain oblivious. Some girl I knew asked what I was doing for my 21st birthday and if she could help me celebrate and I answered her honestly and said I was just gonna drink a 12 pack alone, smoke some weed and read comic books about gay inter-dimensional bug men fighting a Brazilian transsexual witch and then pass out. Like a week later she asked me directly if I was gay and I realized what she was getting at when she asked if she could help me celebrate my birthday.
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Those are children
t. Rebecca Sugar
how does anyone make porn of this art style? no functional person could find these c**ts attractive on-model
>no functional person
There's your answer right there.