The Empire still would've happened if Anakin didn't fall to the dark side. Palpatine would've just used someone else.
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The Empire still would've happened if Anakin didn't fall to the dark side.
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If Anakin hadn't fallen to the Dark Side, the Empire wouldn't have happened, because Palpatine would be dead, because Anakin is destined to destroy the Sith, and without the Sith - there is no Empire.
The jedi were flying around the galaxy kidnapping force sensitive children and training them to use their powers to fight on behalf of the government
if palpatine didnt take over, there would have been some kind of fricked up jedi empire
moron.
>if palpatine didnt take over, there would have been some kind of fricked up jedi empire
the jedi had a thousand generations to create such an empire
exactly. so from palpatine's perspective, he's the underdog sneaking around under their noses
The Republic was a bureaucratic empire. And frankly I'd rather be shot than wait in line at the DMV.
Yeah, imagine being in the galactic senate and just when you make a case of your people being invaded and imprisoned by some fricking corporation whose representatives just tried SHUTTING YOU DOWN and before you can even get a decision from the guy running this whole shit show, he has to listen to his beaureaucratic boyfriends who tell him that in order for any of them to even move their asses, this newly elected queen has to fill out a form of subsection-A line 3 paragraph 64 and submit it for approval which the submission process is clogged up by other complaints and will take 3 to 4 yers to process at a non-refundable feed of 100 credits. LIterally got shot at trying to get there and you run in to that.
And they did. They just called it a republic. Many such cases.
>The jedi were flying around the galaxy kidnapping force sensitive children
Except they need permission from the parents, moron.
As if Shmi could actually know where they were taking Anakin off to. For all she knew, they were in a weirdo sex cult and were taking Anakin off to be used in group orgies by all manner of aliens including Sebulba. The parent's permission doesn't matter if they're told to never talk to or see their parents again and to get rid of any connection and attachment they ever had
Even Anakin knew what Jedi were. They all knew.
What, like we "all know" about the Catholic priesthood?
So then it's a good thing they took him away from a mother who would let that happen. The way you describe her, if the jedi hadn't come along she would have sold him into sex slavery for a pack of ciggies.
Palpatine had a significant hand in turning the Jedis into warriors for the republic. Also with Yoda on deaths door, they were about to enter a new era.
>If Anakin hadn't fallen to the Dark Side, the Empire wouldn't have happened, because Palpatine would be dead
Palpatine would be dead because his life was ]spared by Anakin intervening with Mace's duel. had he not fallen to the dark side in that moment, palps would have died
I'm not talking about mace's duel moron. I'm talking about before even Anakin had even become a jedi. Palpatine could've just used someone else like Dooku to make his empire work.
If Anakin, or someone as strong as Anakin, wasn't on Palatine's side then Its doubtful he would have been able to destroy the full Jedi Council, as neither Dooku nor Grievous were shown in the films to be powerful enough to take on Windu or Yoda. Anakin's murder of Windu and subsequent assault on the Jedi Temple is probably the only reason that Palpatine's plan worked.
Mace Windu could not have killed Palpatine, because only Anakin was destined to do so. We know that the prophecy is true, and that the Whills conceived Anakin to bring balance to the Force, which means destroying the Sith. Since the prophecy is true, Anakin was the only person in the entire Galaxy capable of killing Palpatine, and prior to that moment, Palpatine was never in any danger. That's how destiny and true prophecies work. Get literate.
Uh, whills aren't a part of star wars, and anakin only killed Sheev temporarily. Also the prophecy meant nothing since there were plenty of other sith hiding in the galaxy. Windu could have easily killed Sheev.
>Uh, whills aren't a part of star wars
They are.
>and anakin only killed Sheev temporarily.
Wrong. He killed him for good. He never came back. He was never cloned. Sith cannot have their "essences" transferred. Once Sith are physically destroyed, they are destroyed forever. This is the entire basis for Star Wars: only very few Jedi are capable of life after death.
>Also the prophecy meant nothing since there were plenty of other sith hiding in the galaxy
No, there weren't.
>Windu could have easily killed Sheev.
No, he couldn't.
Lucaspurists are brainlets.
The prophecy had little to do with physical ability. A grievously injured and old Vader killed Sheev while he was distracted. It doesn't mean no one else could have theoretically faced off against Sheev and won.
So what, you gigaBlack person brainlet? Mace Windy could not have physically killed Palpatine because the universe would not have allowed him. It was written for Anakin. Just like Achilles was destined to die in Troy. Or how Oedipus was destined to kill his father and sleep with his mother. No one else could have killed his father, and he could not have died before that. Same with Palpatine: only Anakin could have killed him. Mace beating him or not (it was a ruse, he was full unlimited power mode this entire time) is irrelevant.
>What proves that?
The narrative of the 6 films and George Lucas's personal words.
Didn't George Lucas sell the franchise? His word doesn't mean shit.
His words matter in the context of his Star Wars world. The narrative of his Star Wars world clearly shows that the prophecy was true (Anakin is the Chosen One, a vergence in the Force, born without a father, a being with the highest midichlorian count, who destroyed the Sith - himself and the Emperor), and it's backed by Lucas, who wrote it with the intent of it being true and Qui-Gon being right about Anakin. Not hard to understand. You may stop being a homosexual at any given moment.
>his Star Wars world.
His Star Wars world doesn't exist, he murdered it.
>with the intent of it being true
His most recent intent was for Leia to be the true Chosen One and the Sith to still exist after Palpatine's death in the form of Darth Maul and Darth Talon. I don't care what an old flip-flopping sellout says.
>Since the prophecy is true
What proves that? If Palpatine knew it was true he would've had Anakin assassinated during his childhood.
The chosen one prophecy wasnt real, it was made up by the sith to prep the jedi for their revenge plot. Like the chosen undead prophecy in dark souls it was just a lie
palpatine lost two apprentices already, so not sure who else he'd get.
the Dark Side uhh
finds a way
How did it find its way after Anakin threw Palpatine into the core?
3 actually. Maul, Dooku, and Grevious
Grievous was Dooku's apprentice.
Such as?
would have been less cool without the burnt cyborg in a gas mask though.
If Anakin hadn't turned to the dark side he would have been at the Temple when order 66 happened. His presence alone would have drastically changed everything
It was all already over when he fell for Padme. He'd never be at the temple and never not fall to the dark side.
Who else was conceived by the Force?
yes, yes... conceived by the force he was
Rey was conceived from his semen
Rey was the offspring of Sheev's second son, who was such a loser nobody that he doesn't even get a name
I think that guy was a clone, so it's still basically Sheev's semen
It was a ploy by white slavers.
Didn't happen.
Mace Windu would have killed Palpatine if Anakin didn't show up. The problem after that is how the Republic would have handled the Jedi murdering their leader right after ending the war.
>thousands of Jedi, only 2 Sith
>"wE hAvE tO bRiNg BaLaNcE tO tHe FoRcE!!"
>Dooku lives and backstabs Palpatine
Space Saruman did nothing wrong
anakin was lichrully his force-bastard and this was his destiny
Am I the only one who thinks Palpatine is a fricking lameneass stupid ass name?
>Ohhh no please don't shoot lightning at me Palpatine nooooo noooo Palpatine ack
Star Wars is for man-children
>The hero's journey is for man-children
All of written history disagrees with you.
Vader didnt deserve to be redeemed, change my mind