>if Batman gets preptime he will win.
Unironically if Superman decided to just kill Batman he could fly into space and throw a meteor at him no matter how much prep time Batman got.
Even in the moronic dark knights: death metal series Batman's magic plot armor iron man suit with red suns in the fists got BTFO when Superman collapsed a building on it (even though there's no fricking reason a building should be able to harm it).
>batman chemically designs a web dissolver >batman uses a time crystal stolen from s.t.a.r. labs to bypass spider sense >batman uses jujitsu to overcome super strength
spider sense is based on a real spider’s apparent premonition of pending aggression which is really just a spider’s perception of shadows in infrared light. thus peter’s spider sense is elevated to a form of esp, which can be bypassed by use of time travel
I thought its like flies and other insects, they just can feel changes in the air through their hairs or whatever when they are about to get hit, for an example
yeah and bruce is the third smartest person in all of the dc universe behind luthor and mr. terrific. like, reed richards pantheon of smart. I appreciate what you’re saying, but you’re also making peter sound like some normie “gifted” kid because he can read john grisham novels in elementary school. when in fact, peter is a naturally talented chemist and photographer and engineer, but his limits end there
bruce goes to his lair to use his macguffin supercomputer to solve everything, peter has to use his head
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this may be news to you but bruce existed before the invention of the computer
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>30s he had a basic science class chemistry set >adam west 60's batman had macguffin analyzer machine >silver age had deductions he just pulls out of his ass
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I know this is Cinemaphile the land of morons and we’re having a cute but trite lunchroom table discussion of superheroes, but it feels weird arguing what is established fact throughout the last 80 years. peter is smart, for a normal person. which is party what makes peter such an interesting character, hEs JuSt LiKe Us. bruce’s genius literally absorbed all atomic movement in the universe after he travelled through time after he temporarily sat in the metron’s chair. bruce’s intellect has culminated into a meme of batwank of reed richards rick sanchez almost dr. manhattan bullshit and frankly the fact you feel peter went to university is comparative is like lol
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yah, he doesnt have the bullshit powerups bruce gets, but you are still drastically underestimating pete's intellect. He made his spider gizmos himself. He talked with strange AND richards about multiverse shit and understood what they were talking about. he doesnt even HAVE a lab to do his crime scene work in and he gets by
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I built a robot in junior high and I understand basic string theory with the repercussions of a multiverse. am I smarter than batman?
peter is supposed to be a normal guy who got super powers. which is what makes peter peter. he has a normally high intelligence. argue spider man can beat batman, whatever, but smarter? it’s actually contradictory to the very soul of peter parker. it’s far more interesting peter actually beat batman and his genius with just a layman’s high iq.
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>peter is supposed to be a normal guy who got super powers.
no he fricking wasnt
Used to always like Batman more, but the older I get, im starting to get more and more annoyed by his emo shtick. His brooding, depressing autism is getting tiresome and I'm appreciating Spidey more for just being fun
Weird, should be the other way around
Firstly, they're from different universes you nincompoop. But assuming a neutral venue, what are the conditions for victory? Both have a ‘no kill’ code. This pairing makes no sense. Also, Spider-man.
Spidey actually kills in rare occasions if he REALLY has to
Vayman is too fricking autistic, hell let tge universe explode if it jeans killing muh hecking criminalino
Superman's weakness is literally a green glowing crystal mineral that can completely incapacitate him if he so much as makes contact with or breathes it in as dust and that apparently anyone can get their hands so easily.
Its no surprise Batman can beat him with such a widely known achilles heel.
spiderman
How much prep time does Batman have?
batman
With prep time, Batman, with no preptime, Spiderman.
Just like with any fight, if Batman gets preptime he will win. Thats the entire point of Batman.
>if Batman gets preptime he will win.
Unironically if Superman decided to just kill Batman he could fly into space and throw a meteor at him no matter how much prep time Batman got.
Even in the moronic dark knights: death metal series Batman's magic plot armor iron man suit with red suns in the fists got BTFO when Superman collapsed a building on it (even though there's no fricking reason a building should be able to harm it).
>batman chemically designs a web dissolver
>batman uses a time crystal stolen from s.t.a.r. labs to bypass spider sense
>batman uses jujitsu to overcome super strength
>all useless without prep time
you can't bypass spider sense
oh yeah? says who?
spider sense is based on a real spider’s apparent premonition of pending aggression which is really just a spider’s perception of shadows in infrared light. thus peter’s spider sense is elevated to a form of esp, which can be bypassed by use of time travel
I thought its like flies and other insects, they just can feel changes in the air through their hairs or whatever when they are about to get hit, for an example
https://historyofyesterday.com/here-is-how-spiders-can-sense-the-camera-focus-system/
Well, shit
peter is smarter than bruce, he could also create something to neutralize bat gizmos
peter is not smarter than bruce. sorry not sorry
he's literally a fricking nerd. In the 80's/90's strips he was literally working in the NYU science department
yeah and bruce is the third smartest person in all of the dc universe behind luthor and mr. terrific. like, reed richards pantheon of smart. I appreciate what you’re saying, but you’re also making peter sound like some normie “gifted” kid because he can read john grisham novels in elementary school. when in fact, peter is a naturally talented chemist and photographer and engineer, but his limits end there
bruce goes to his lair to use his macguffin supercomputer to solve everything, peter has to use his head
this may be news to you but bruce existed before the invention of the computer
>30s he had a basic science class chemistry set
>adam west 60's batman had macguffin analyzer machine
>silver age had deductions he just pulls out of his ass
I know this is Cinemaphile the land of morons and we’re having a cute but trite lunchroom table discussion of superheroes, but it feels weird arguing what is established fact throughout the last 80 years. peter is smart, for a normal person. which is party what makes peter such an interesting character, hEs JuSt LiKe Us. bruce’s genius literally absorbed all atomic movement in the universe after he travelled through time after he temporarily sat in the metron’s chair. bruce’s intellect has culminated into a meme of batwank of reed richards rick sanchez almost dr. manhattan bullshit and frankly the fact you feel peter went to university is comparative is like lol
yah, he doesnt have the bullshit powerups bruce gets, but you are still drastically underestimating pete's intellect. He made his spider gizmos himself. He talked with strange AND richards about multiverse shit and understood what they were talking about. he doesnt even HAVE a lab to do his crime scene work in and he gets by
I built a robot in junior high and I understand basic string theory with the repercussions of a multiverse. am I smarter than batman?
peter is supposed to be a normal guy who got super powers. which is what makes peter peter. he has a normally high intelligence. argue spider man can beat batman, whatever, but smarter? it’s actually contradictory to the very soul of peter parker. it’s far more interesting peter actually beat batman and his genius with just a layman’s high iq.
>peter is supposed to be a normal guy who got super powers.
no he fricking wasnt
um, sweetie, he literally was
stupid google
>kills every single Marvel and DC troony without any effort
Nothing personell
i want his eggs
Can genjutsu pass through Iron Man's screen?
When you're in a cringeworthy homosexual contest and your opponent is a weeb.
Spidey
Used to always like Batman more, but the older I get, im starting to get more and more annoyed by his emo shtick. His brooding, depressing autism is getting tiresome and I'm appreciating Spidey more for just being fun
Weird, should be the other way around
Firstly, they're from different universes you nincompoop. But assuming a neutral venue, what are the conditions for victory? Both have a ‘no kill’ code. This pairing makes no sense. Also, Spider-man.
Spidey actually kills in rare occasions if he REALLY has to
Vayman is too fricking autistic, hell let tge universe explode if it jeans killing muh hecking criminalino
If Batman can beat Superman he can beat anyone
He even heemed Darkseid
Batwank is the cringiest shit ever
Superman's weakness is literally a green glowing crystal mineral that can completely incapacitate him if he so much as makes contact with or breathes it in as dust and that apparently anyone can get their hands so easily.
Its no surprise Batman can beat him with such a widely known achilles heel.
Spiderman as a kid
Batman as an adult
Deadpool = Reddit
Spawn = Cinemaphile
technically, Batman, but everyone would say that Spider-man won.
I like both.
My hero Son Goku.
Isn't every character in DB a son of someone, why does he get son in his name? Is he a better son than everyone else?
>Isn't every character in DB a son of someone
No.