The eternal debate

The eternal debate

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying there is a debate over Arwen and Eowyn
    The absolute state of Eowyn gays.
    Arwen vs Galadriel is another thing though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Galadriel
      Even worse than Eowyn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eowyn is beautiful in the books but can’t hold a candle to the Elves. No human female could.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously she is not as beautiful but what makes her better are her human qualities such as her bravery, innocence, defiance against all the evil that infests her home, kindness and care towards people such as her uncle, Aragorn, Gimli, Merry. This scene gives her more of a chance to shine than anything Arwen gets in my opinion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GUMzmGoYY

        >Her stopping herself from bursting to laughter when Aragorn tells her "It's the beards!"
        >Her cute, hearty laugh at Gimli's story
        >Rushes to help Gimli
        >Theoden tells the story of the horrible childhood she endured but how she never gave up hope
        >Her smile fades as she notices something troubles Aragorn, very perceptive and caring about others
        >Her being such a shit cook to the point it makes Aragorn, a guy who has spent decades living in the wilderness, struggle to keep it in his mouth

        What I am saying is Faramir got lucky as hell

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eowyn wanted a betrothed man, she was a prostitute

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont remember did eowyn knew aragorn was betrothed?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not in the movies, Aragorn was vague when Eowyn asked him about where he got his necklace. I think at that point he still had hope that Arwen would change her mind and go west.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What I am saying is Faramir got lucky as hell
          Aye. They both got lucky.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eternal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea, as in the elf has been alive forever and has a massive bodycount

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking immortals with no pressure to reproduce would have a human-like libido
        lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right. Pretty sure Elves canonically have very low libidos and end up only having one or two kids after which they mistly stop having sex with their spouses. Feanor was an outlier.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being Celeborn and being married to Galadriel who has lived for like 11000 years and hasn't aged a day but will never be interested in you again

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you essentially cannot die of natural causes, and otherwise have healing and technology(magic) far superior to humans....there would be no reason have lots of children

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There never was a debate.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real debate was that girl from rings of power

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good ol oak tree's chest

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brutal moggings.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it's Galadriel

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In current year, you decide.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood surgeons should executed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spontaneous photo vs shopped tryhard IG pic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll take firecrotch mommy thank you

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel > Eowyn (from pure effort and character alone) > that Gondorian woman watching the soldiers leave knowing they are all going to die (I hope she survived the siege) > Arwen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bitches like this won't even look at you unless you're a royal guard chad with wings on your helmet
      it's over

      gondor has fallen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His actor did a splendid job with limited screen time. Denethor wasn't as stupid as he is in the movies.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eowyn actually went out and played a big role in the war while Arwen just lounged around in Rivendell.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if Aragorn impregnates Arwen?
    is the baby immortal?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The baby gets to decide, same as all elf-human hybrids.
      Elrond's twin, Elros, was the first king of Numenor and opted to accept the gift of men and die.
      The baby is immortal by default though.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to God if I had the chance, I would give the Arwen actor (in her prime in the first movie) everything, my body and soul, to be with her. She was so fricking beautiful and kind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beautiful and kind
      this post is creepier and gives off greater incel energy than if you had just said you wanted to frick her in the ass.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sodomy kills Elves though. I wouldn't want to harm my queen in such a manner.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arwen.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eternal
    Only one of has a long life span.....

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would’ve been a debate with her as Eowyn.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is full of gays.
    The objective rating for the movie waifus (and I EXPLICITLY say "movie" here) is

    Galadriel > Eowyn > Rosie > Arwen

    If you disagree, you should first grow a few hairs on your balls.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to prefer Arwen, prefer Eowyn now that I've grown older and have a fondness for miles and women with more characterful faces.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    give redhead tomboy

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    left in the mouth
    right in the butt

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liv Tyler easily clears. No question.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    arwen
    >8/10 face
    >-8/10 body

    eowyn
    6/10 face
    6/10 body
    yeah it's eowyn for me dawg

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane to think that Miranda Otto was 33-34 fricking years old, the hell.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She is 3 years older than Cate Blanchett
      wtf

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