The exact line when you stopped watching.

>I'm going to have to science the shit out of this

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING
    HIM
    HOME

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mexicans are white people

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Cinemaphile so anti intellectualism now? We used to be the only bastion of ethos, pathos, and mythos on the internet. science was king.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you tell em, paco! viva la california!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRING
      HIM
      HOME!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who remembers The Spirit? Great fricking movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't intellectual and none of what you said is true. It's just midwitism that should have died half a century ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >science was king
      Spoken like a true redditor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A plumber sees a massive burst pipe in a flooding basement
      >I'm going to have to plumbing the shit out of this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will have to plumb that if he wants to get paid. What's your point?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This film was made for DUMMIES.
      There’s nothing intelligent about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking love science

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2016 happened. This isn’t the same site anymore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happened in 2016

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first sneedpost.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not anti-intellectualism, we're anti-"midwittism that pretends to be intellectual". Sadly an actual midwit like yourself can't possibly see the difference between these two

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lots of cringy atheists who just blindly follow another "god" now

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At last, I have become The Martian
    *sigh*

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lasted a little longer. Checked out when the young black maths genius used the super computer to confirm his calculations.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to have to science the shit out of this
    Imagine the person who wrote this is now striking for better wages holy frick lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drew Goddard also wrote Daredevil, Buffy, Angel, Cabin in the Woods, Alias, and Lost so it’s pretty much par for the course.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should we really be calling it Goddardspeak? All this time we’ve been blaming Whedon.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most disappointing film I've ever seen. I expected something like Dr. Mann from Interstellar in tone, and got reddit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit
      BRING
      HIM
      HOME

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ve abandoned my child! Adulting is fricking hard!

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When you play the Game of Thrones you win or you die
    Walked out of the theater right there

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe dialogues, but visuals were really cool. Cast was OK, except the useless PR woman and le brilliant Black (not the bespectacled black dude, the other homosexual).

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit goes a lot more wrong in the book. He accidentally shorts out Pathfinder, and there's a massive duststorm. But then he's saved by a beardrd Robin Williams before getting shot in the head by Marky Mark.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reading books published after 2000

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Book writes him and others fist pump the air when excited.
    Do liberals really?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The running gag about listening to bad music was really fricking stupid.
    It would’ve actually been funny (but too goofy) if it broke his brain by the end of the film, and he was just constantly responding to conversations with lyrics from shitty songs.
    But there’s no pay off, and even Jessica Chastain’s doesn’t understand what he’s doing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Books similar, I don't recall him going progressively crazier which would have been fun

      Good book anyway

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he said it in the book I think

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE
    HIM
    CUM

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