The Expanse

frick me the 4th season was fricking terrible
is it even worth to continue with the 5th and 6th?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone who hates the 4th season+4th book have bad taste and you don't get it. its a space western

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of the new characters introduced in s4 were insufferable wankers or moronic or both

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        excuse me?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Karl fookin Tannah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is le hardass high noon gunslinger
          >his motive is money
          wow

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that...and getting revenge for what the belters did to his ship

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's supposed to be the manifestation of the fear of the inners that Marco uses to galvanize the other belters, he is a living example of the oppressive inner, which makes us understand Marco's POV a bit better in the later seasons, since most of the belter oppression is either abstracted or more low level societal before season 4 (outside of the Chrisjen torture scene in season 1)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              except he was right about the belters at every step

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He always plays a little angry Napoleon complex frick.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you look like a fookin ball sack

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was right the whole time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is right
          >is portrayed as the bad guy
          I dropped the show after they killed him off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 4 would have been better if they included Havelock and the space fight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea it was really dumb for them to drop that, its the best plot in cibola. the original havelock actor wasnt available, but who cares, just get a new actor. most people dont even remember who havelock even was

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no you don’t get it, it’s supposed to suck ass
      come on now

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    baelta lowda

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good belter is a dead belter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't help that gingers seem to have the monopoly on portraying annoying, loud mouthed and belligerent belters through the entire show

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like Belters are a disparate group, not a single entity. Weird how that happens when you're spread out over numerous asteroids.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        belters are like the irish the british sent to colonize shitty places no one wanted to live who do nothing but drink, complain and frick shit up

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the series finale last night. Marco a b***h.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always was. Only reason his moronic plan had a chance is because Mars imploded and it's military chokefull of traitors.

      Only thing he did was made the betler buckbroken by rich belter instead of inners for a while as Earth (the only viable planet in the system) was completly fricked and Mars somehow worse. Then NotMartian! Empire wrecked their asses anyway.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how good this show was and how hard it went to shit in the later seasons.
    Frick the actress playing naomi, she shitted up every scene she was in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nemesis games is kind of shit anyway. the only decent part of that book was the amos and clarissa chapters, and they fricked that all up in the show. the escape from the prison was so much better in the book, they cheapened the whole thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naomi's only good storyling is in season 5 when she is trapped don the bomb ship

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its true, you're just moronic, sorry

          season 5 is just naomi crying and shouting. it makes season 4 look good. i couldn't finish season 5 and have no plans to even attempt to after the alex thing.

          expanse was the best space scifi since bsg and they ruined it.

          what the frick are you talking about, season 5 had the great marco asteroid scheme, had a whole storyline dedicate to Amos and a storyline dedicated to Bobby and Alex and saw the return of an actual Chrisjen story that meant anything

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t bother. Season 4 was just about acceptable but 5 and 6 absolutely shit the bed. They try to cram in references to events in later books involving the protoculture despite knowing they’d be ending with season 6, so the whole Inaros plotline ends up truncated setting up a Duarte we’ll never see more of. Amazing how poorly Amazon handled the show after picking it up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how Amazon keep fricking every adaption show they get their paw on. At least the Expanse got GOOD season.
      Wheel of Time and LOTR got completly fricked over.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wouldnt surprise me if theyre only making these shows to hold on to the television rights until someone offers them a shit load of money for them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one, not even amazon, blow a fricking billion to "keep the television rights. WoT had a big budget (for a first season) too. It's insane.
          In WoT case I'm almost convinced there is money laundering there, because there is now way it costed that much.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe making expensive shows inflates the value of the rights they own?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s why they do it yes. Leveraging expenses is a old scam in giant companies. As long as you keep spending money you can keep getting more money. Even better if you have control over the transparency of how much you’re spending.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even better if you have control over the transparency of how much you’re spending.

                they can probably frick with the viewership numbers too when they try to sell it and inflate it even more

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scamazon
        Wonder if they'll consider starting it back up once they start showing ads on Prime Video.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          one of the writers of the books kind of hinted at the show being sold to hulu recently

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If S4 is the Naomi season then agreed it's terrible and the show sucked after they got rid of Miller and killed off Alex. I maybe watched part of S5? I dunno I got to some stupid racing against the tide + glow in the dark snails episode or something then dropped it because the newest characters sucked and they got rid of the oldest/best characters.

    Drummer still my beltalowda waifu tho.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The slugs were s4

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slugs were s4
        ok I don't think I even finished S4 then kek i just literally didn't a shit about Naomi, or her stupid side story about her schizo ex and moron son

        She should have been the one to take a random micrometeorite to the head, not Alex.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did it in post-prod because Alex actor got accusation on his ass.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She should have been the one to take a random micrometeorite to the head, not Alex.

          he died from high g maneuvers you downie

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He died from #metoo.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he died from high g maneuvers
            I don't even remember exactly how he dies he just died. That's how bad the show is, and how big of homosexuals the showrunners are for making one of the best characters death scenes only memorable for killing off the character.

            In the context of the show not IRL it was random, jarring, and unarguably made the show worse. If he died from high g's as the fricking Roci pilot it's even dumber than taking a random micrometeorite.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They explain it as a stroke caused by a high-g maneuver, like what killed Epstein in that one episode.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta talk about that ride kid, next clue to the case

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disappears

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the show ends with him. Not worth watching past that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drummer in a CUTE

        Ur a homosexual, shrimple as

        >Ur a homosexual, shrimple as
        >get the frick out of our thread

        Yes, even pregnant she's quite bangable

        Wa'aw madoodoowinini onandawenimaan Drummer gf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought Bobby was pretty QT

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show was always so close to being good but still managed to suck. It had a lot going for it but just never got the pieces together. Foundation is the same, it could be great but just constantly fricks up all the potential

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find Julie and her actress extremly cute and sexy. French and asian where made to breed together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > French and asian where made to breed together.
      agreed - pic related father is French, mother is Vietnamese.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped it after season 5. Partly because of the Alex dying bullshit and learning the show got cancelled, but mostly because of just how terrible Naomi turned out. She's absolutely insufferable and her scenes are so dragged out and bloated I actually started to fast forward during her scenes, something I never do. What the frick were they thinking? She wasn't this god awful in the earlier seasons.
    Also Amos on earth sucked balls.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I waited so long for this smug c**t to die, i dare you to name a more annoying side character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did he even know how to use the power armor in the first place?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got training from the Brotherhood of Steel.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Wo-ho-hoah! Bobs & Vagene Hoss?"

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When it turns into a Naomi and muh son drama it turns to trash.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So hamfisted that the little fricker escaped on a skiff instead of dying with this scumbag dad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically the same thing happens in the books, he just disappears

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kept getting aroused by that weird South African Asian lady

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell, no. The fifth season is even worse and the last one only gets good in the finale.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      last season does have an insane space battle but other than that it's mostly insulting due to laconia being wasted

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 5 is worth it just to watch Marco get shit on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a smoother death than he deserved. Never knew his moment of victory was defeat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it was girlboss Naomi who figured out how to trigger it. Maybe he didn't just disintegrate. Maybe the ring entities are raping him constantly for the rest of time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His final moment was him looking towards his son and realizing he was not there, whatever was left of his ego was truly killed in that moment.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last book was the worst thing I've read and there's always some gay who says different when I bring it up. Holy fricking frick Tanaka was a stupid character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tanaka is just laconian bobby

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will never get animated expanse kino with accurately portrayed characters
    feel like shit just want a space amazon gf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its over

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made for SS in both ways

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In an alternate universe normies aren't terrified of animation and we actually get kino on the reg. So many amazing stories that we'll either never see tried or only see tried and failed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is that telltale game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Will never get animated expanse kino with accurately portrayed characters
        feel like shit just want a space amazon gf

        animation is for children and severely reduces the range of emotion characters display. it's also lazy since the actor only has to voice the character and not actually be them

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drummer in a CUTE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncanny. Sad breasts too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ur a homosexual, shrimple as

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        get the frick out of our thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its chunky martian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets a new girlfriend in the telltale game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ur a homosexual, shrimple as

      >Ur a homosexual, shrimple as
      >get the frick out of our thread

      Yes, even pregnant she's quite bangable

      >tfw European so I'll never meet an actual Inuktitut or Nunavut qt

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ur a homosexual, shrimple as
    >get the frick out of our thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, even pregnant she's quite bangable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Secretary General it is an honour

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earth must CUM first

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, its another "SHOW THAT WAS NEVER GOOD BUT I PRETENDED TO LIKE BECAUSE OTHERS DID SO TOO, BUT NOW THAT IS NOT IN FASHION TO LIKE IT I HAVE TO PRETEND IT HAS GOTTEN WORSE EVEN THOUGH ITS AS BAD AS IT WAS ON DAY ONE" thread.
    You are a brainless golem, a programable NPC with no opinion of its own and no taste, you don't like anything that doesn't make you feel accepted by others, you are nothing but a goyslop slurper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you five? What grown man would give a shit aboit any of that?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The series ended before the books series did. So you basically end up with an unfinished narrative, functionally no different from if the show had been suddenly canceled. Worse yet, the books they did not adapt were the very best in the series by a large margin. I would really not bother with this series.
    It really did suck that we never got to see real live action Laconic supremacy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show can pick up and any time they want and finish out the story. They have enough for three more seasons and a time skip. There's no reason to sulk about it and act like it will never get finished when it obviously will one day. This is the one story that was actually finished unlike trash like game of thrones that always promised more and never delivered.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the Earther granny who sounds like she eats cigarettes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Amos

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >read the books before I knew the show existed
    >tfw none of the characters matched my headcanon
    >Naomi being the biggest culprit

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, the quality of this show goes down unfortunately

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you didn't like the 4th season you will hate the 5th and 6th
    I liked the 4th season and still thought the last 2 were terrible

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that obvious drop in budget in season 4 onward
    It looks like they had a budget of a boombox and a bag of chips to make 10 episodes with

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're moronic, the showrunners have gone on record saying they had a slightly larger budget in the amazon seasons, you have no idea how production works. they actually shot on real locations (season 4 was mostly iceland, season 5 was various locations) which is more expensive than the re-used sound stages that made up most of season 1-3, they also had a way more variety in sets in season 4-6, some only being used for single scenes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's like if I have to make some sandwich and I have a 100$ budget, I spend 5$ for the knife and 95$ on ingredients, but they spent 80$ on the knife and 20$ on ingredients.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 5 is just naomi crying and shouting. it makes season 4 look good. i couldn't finish season 5 and have no plans to even attempt to after the alex thing.

    expanse was the best space scifi since bsg and they ruined it.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    @190245529
    trying too hard

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quit after watching s4. It was fricking terrible, but the reason I quit was because 5 was ramping up to be even worse.
    They could not entice me with an upcoming plot so terrible. Plus they killed off some cool characters, so what's the point in watching all the morons go at it with each other.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish we could've seen the wackiest books adapted, seriously the alien shit ramps up big time in the last 3 books
    And they even teased it in season 6, it's not fair bros...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the show never did the protomolecule stuff properly anyway

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love the expanse

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah this show has a nutty downward spike. Season 1 is certified kino. Season 2 I couldn’t even finish because it just got bad. Good to know it doesn’t get better later. Did they ever actually address the line his original blonde girlfriend said where she says cryptically “there’s something you should know” or some such? I’m guessing no?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Season 2 I couldn’t even finish because it just got bad
      watch 2 and 3, you're missing out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK I’ll give it another go — I take it season 4 isn’t worth it then?

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