>the fairest she-elf of all

>the fairest she-elf of all

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt one of her nicknames in quenya like she man or something? She was always suppose to look androgynous

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you absolute fricking homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you actually look it up your lorelet fricking chaser

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you post your source material you diseased boy molesting frickstain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel's mother gave her the name 'Nerwen' (man-maiden).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would explain why Gimli liked her so much, considering male and female dwarfs look the same.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because she was tall, not because she was a man face troon fantasy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe on Planet moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes her mom called her 'man-maiden' because she behaved and looked like a man.
      Tolkien always used to describe her doing male-centric stuff, basically all the same kind of thing Feanors kids did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lorelets BTFO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          some homosexual saying she looks like a man doesn't make it lore anon, she's always described as a beautiful woman

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Names given by an elf's mother are not just a nickname bourn out of opinion, it's literally prophetic and the most important name they are given. So Galadriel being referred to as a male-female elf is a big deal
            Also she was never described as being a beautiful woman, but beautiful among all elves, male and female. Tolkien described many male elves as beautiful too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're trying too hard, baitgay anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            elves are otherworldy beings. The gener lines were blurrier between them with the males being androgynous

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek, this is some current year nonsense homosexuals desperately want to project onto his work and fail every time, no lines were blurred, even the gods in tolkien's world had clear gender and husband/wife roles. keep trying though.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's mid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, all the other females in Lotr were much better looking

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is so hot in the life aquatic with steve zissou. her skin needs to be more tan so that it matches her golden hair.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and for you anon, my dirty socks I wore to the gym, use them wisely

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron? He brought me pleasure in every hole and took me in every way a man can take a woman — 'til the dawn shone gold in the sky, as our vessel reached the shore and I howled in divine orgasm. His penis jutted upward like a fat mast, yet I was I blinded in ecstasy. So blinded I was in his masculine darkness that I did not feel the embrace of the Myrish swamps. At that sublime moment I was stuffed with his seed, having been made his woman and pounded into forgiving even the murder of my brother; all his many ages of sin forgiven. He was a good boyfriend.

    Tolkien wtf man

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elves are supposed to be graceful
    >cast Big Nose Blanchett

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was liv tyler as arwen the best cast of all time?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elf that looks like the singer from Aerosmith
        nah

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looked fairest in her Queen Elizabeth movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fairest in all of the land is Mackenzie, and you should know that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mackenzie who? When was the last time she worked?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She works hard everyday, bringing a once malnourished wild horsey back to health: https://youtu.be/VcXg8RrylII?feature=shared

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So that is what Mackenzie Foygotten is doing now after her failed acting career.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone is taking this really personal. Sorry she dumped you because you're constantly staring at your phone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            does she frick teh horses

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute elfo

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to say she isn't a beautiful woman, she is. But the costume and the lighting/makeup/ hair barely make me recognize her, had she looked more like it would have made more sense. The liv tyler reveal I remember as a kid thinking she was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, when galadrial was revealed my first thought was, who is this 35yr old lady, not ugly by any means I just didn't melt like I did when I saw Liv. They just didn't let her natural beauty shine through. Damn shame.
      Thanks for reading my blog.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they deliberately made cate blanchett look older because galadriel is supposed to be a leadership figure thats been around since day 1.
        ofc elves don't age and they could've made her look more youthful like liv tyler but it would've felt out of place to have elvenkind being lead by another young elf that radiates sex

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I get that's why they did it, but I think they should have let kate be sex incarnate considering how much build up there is about how jaw droppingly gorgeous she is, she even looks great with short hair, they did her dirty with that makeup and style, and not the good kind of dirty.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your point, israelite anon?

    10/10 goddess compared to the shit they sell as beautiful today

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does she have an orc nose?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me where is Teleporno, for I much desire to speak with him

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fairest elf was luthien, also more powerful than guyladriel.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR BIG HUMAN wiener

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does that mean I can stack my books on her?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like there's an office lamp 2 inches above her head

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >them/they elf

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