>what do you mean you dont like having homosexuals, dykes, mutts, poojeets, dangerhairs, girlbosses, numales, and Black folk mixed with in with the rest of your goyslop?!
>Oculus
decent but extremely forgettable >Hush
decent but extremely forgettable >Gerald's Game
pretty shit. girl-tier movie >Ouija: Origin of Evil
slightly above average horror movie made in the age of blumhouse schlock so it got more praise than it deserved, also very forgettable >Doctor Sleep
moronic hat vampire lol dumb movie >Before I Wake
trash >The Haunting of Hill House
ghosts represent le trauma. terrible ending and pretty gay show overall >The Haunting of Bly Manor
boring as frick, zero horror >Midnight Mass
his only truly good creation. isnt good enough to be considered kino but still good nonetheless
Mass >his only truly good creation. isnt good enough to be considered kino but still good nonetheless
I can't possibly see why any able minded person would think this. Provide an argument.
this. gayanan just jerk offs to people saying his high school play tier lines on camera. its not enough that the has to push his talentless wife into everything.
Thanks, now I know just to stick to E.A. Poe's short stories than to watch this adaptation made specifically for a very small and very gay percentage of the population.
>Is it actually though, or does it just have minorities in it? Like, show me the dialogue or plot points that are just "white man bad!"
All of the characters are gay or bisexual, tons of minorities overshadowing the amount of white people on it, patriarchy lines and shit
>when all the hedonists get melted in the warehouse
kino >the entire rest of the series
really bad. I finished it yesterday and thought it was dreadful
I usually don't look too much into social politics polhomosexualry but the show does just really seem like a vessel for as many alphabet people as possible. nothing particularly interesting, unpredictable, or spooky even occurs.
Is this the fricking Hill House people again? Fricking Netflix gives these buttholes money to shill Black folk and gays and to NTR whites instead of making a truly terrifying horror series. Frick em.
Lenore's death wasn't grizzly enough because she was an insufferable Westly Crusher character, the one-legged Scottish golddigger who metoo'ed Frank Langella off of the show didn't die and Lenore's mother who cheated on her husband at the orgy didn't die.
> Lenore's mother who cheated on her husband at the orgy didn't die
Spending the rest of your life dealing with severe acid burns is probably worse. Even world class skin grafts can't even close to give a recovery without a life of nothing but agony, and she's pretty likely to die from complications of it down the road anyway.
>You get to watch all of them die gruesome deaths anon. They're outright shown as some of the worst kinds of people imaginable.
the homosexual lawyer is a good guy no?
Unsurprising to hear this because journeymen such as Flanagan and Lindelof are servile to whatever the dying woke interests that currently govern Hollywood they tell to clog their shitty series with
ngl I liked the opiods/sackler update and how they incorporated other poe stories into the framework.
shame about the actual writing and everything. this could have been a pretty cool reimagination of some of poes work.
No doubt it's filled with gay, bisexual, and black people, but consider that they also all die because of their character flaws. It's an outright caution tale on the folly of hedonism.
Yeah!
>what do you mean you dont like having homosexuals, dykes, mutts, poojeets, dangerhairs, girlbosses, numales, and Black folk mixed with in with the rest of your goyslop?!
Just watch the Vincent Price one.
everything Mike Flanagan makes is pozzed to the gills
>everything Mike Flanagan makes is pozzed to the gills
all of his series before this were good though
hill house was ok except for that nog, but he got scared to death.
Midnight Mass was so fricking shitty
midwit spotted. it was pure kino.
it really was
I liked parts of it but everything fell apart at the end.
it ended as well as it could have. the premise was silly from the start.
>Oculus
decent but extremely forgettable
>Hush
decent but extremely forgettable
>Gerald's Game
pretty shit. girl-tier movie
>Ouija: Origin of Evil
slightly above average horror movie made in the age of blumhouse schlock so it got more praise than it deserved, also very forgettable
>Doctor Sleep
moronic hat vampire lol dumb movie
>Before I Wake
trash
>The Haunting of Hill House
ghosts represent le trauma. terrible ending and pretty gay show overall
>The Haunting of Bly Manor
boring as frick, zero horror
>Midnight Mass
his only truly good creation. isnt good enough to be considered kino but still good nonetheless
hes pretty shit overall tbh
Mass
>his only truly good creation. isnt good enough to be considered kino but still good nonetheless
I can't possibly see why any able minded person would think this. Provide an argument.
i really enjoyed seeing the charismatic priest win over the town
I knew it.
this. gayanan just jerk offs to people saying his high school play tier lines on camera. its not enough that the has to push his talentless wife into everything.
"The Midnight Club" sucked because the cancer kids were all written like Dean Koontz characters.
Is this all missing 411 shit or is it from a movie?
its all /x/ p much
Not one, not two, but THREE homosexual couples revealed back to back in the first episode.
Thanks, now I know just to stick to E.A. Poe's short stories than to watch this adaptation made specifically for a very small and very gay percentage of the population.
>than to watch this adaptation made specifically for a very small and very gay percentage of the populatio
/r/horror is praising it lmao
go back
Is it actually though, or does it just have minorities in it? Like, show me the dialogue or plot points that are just "white man bad!"
>Is it actually though, or does it just have minorities in it? Like, show me the dialogue or plot points that are just "white man bad!"
All of the characters are gay or bisexual, tons of minorities overshadowing the amount of white people on it, patriarchy lines and shit
>when all the hedonists get melted in the warehouse
kino
>the entire rest of the series
really bad. I finished it yesterday and thought it was dreadful
>really bad. I finished it yesterday and thought it was dreadful
How did you even get past episode 1?
I usually don't look too much into social politics polhomosexualry but the show does just really seem like a vessel for as many alphabet people as possible. nothing particularly interesting, unpredictable, or spooky even occurs.
Never heard of this slop
Pro tip: Don't watch anything with a femoid on the front cover
Is this the fricking Hill House people again? Fricking Netflix gives these buttholes money to shill Black folk and gays and to NTR whites instead of making a truly terrifying horror series. Frick em.
>Is this the fricking Hill House people again?
Yes.
I will shill it for (Lu)2
what where they thinking?! that is a kid
>She's only a hot sexy fully developed teen with gorgeous big breasts you sick frick
You get to watch all of them die gruesome deaths anon. They're outright shown as some of the worst kinds of people imaginable.
This. They're all LGBT and sex perverts and get killed in brutal ways. If anything this should be Cinemaphile's dream show.
Lenore's death wasn't grizzly enough because she was an insufferable Westly Crusher character, the one-legged Scottish golddigger who metoo'ed Frank Langella off of the show didn't die and Lenore's mother who cheated on her husband at the orgy didn't die.
Why does he keep putting that actress in his projects? Does Netflix give him brownie points for hiring a handicapped woman or something?
> Lenore's mother who cheated on her husband at the orgy didn't die
Spending the rest of your life dealing with severe acid burns is probably worse. Even world class skin grafts can't even close to give a recovery without a life of nothing but agony, and she's pretty likely to die from complications of it down the road anyway.
Maybe she chokes to death later on a bite of one of her cakes that look like unconventional objects.
>You get to watch all of them die gruesome deaths anon. They're outright shown as some of the worst kinds of people imaginable.
the homosexual lawyer is a good guy no?
He goes to jail for the rest of his life, so it's not really a happy ending for him.
>He goes to jail for the rest of his life, so it's not really a happy ending for him.
still too many alphabet and diverse people for me
My gf wants to watch this and I told her I am not interested. I've only liked Hill House, Hush, and the two Oculus movies.
Unsurprising to hear this because journeymen such as Flanagan and Lindelof are servile to whatever the dying woke interests that currently govern Hollywood they tell to clog their shitty series with
ngl I liked the opiods/sackler update and how they incorporated other poe stories into the framework.
shame about the actual writing and everything. this could have been a pretty cool reimagination of some of poes work.
No doubt it's filled with gay, bisexual, and black people, but consider that they also all die because of their character flaws. It's an outright caution tale on the folly of hedonism.
I turned this off less than 5 minutes in. I liked Midnight Mass and Hauntings, but this just smells of trash, and the introduction is so shoddy.