>Happily married to a moronic roasty he knew thirty years ago >No evidence Mutt is his son >Working part-time just to get away
Yeah, how bright.
Realistically though, why was Mutt even Indy's son? or Marion's, for that matter. Why wasn't he just a student who was exceptional at his work but a slacker without a father figure.
What is George Lucas' obsession with having characters related to each other even though it makes no sense and is just an unnecessary addition to try and force emotion where none exists otherwise? Guess I answered my own question.
Better question, why in the name of frick would Mutt join the U.S. military in the first place? I mean sure, he fought the commies and all, but he never strike me as a political individual, let alone one who would go to vietnam, also, he was a british citizem by birth, (son of a RAF pilot), and so not eligeble for draft.
>why in the name of frick would Mutt join the U.S. military in the first place?
I don't know if it's ever explained in 5, but I have a couple of friends from highschool that admitted they only joined the military to make their dads proud of them.
One of them died in Afghanistan, the other one's dad was a Navy seal and he ended up stationed in Utah which is a pretty strange place to be if you're in the Navy.
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> they only joined the military to make their dads proud of them.
That would be a good reason if in Crystal Skull Mutt was a little boy who needed to be saved, he was a grown men, very independ, rebelious, apolitical, and also helped indy in his quest.
Apparently Dial of Destiny establishes that Mutt enlisted specifically to piss of Jones, which ironically lead to his death and his parents separating. Also known as the writers trying to stick it to the fans for hating Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, while ironically writing a much, much worse film.
Remember when Indiana Jones was a fun adventure serial and didn't make you want to go coffin shopping?
>Apparently Dial of Destiny establishes that Mutt enlisted specifically to piss of Jones.
Doesn't make a lick of sense in a character sort of way, but i belive it because some hack screnwirriter liked the idea.
Apparently Dial of Destiny establishes that Mutt enlisted specifically to piss of Jones, which ironically lead to his death and his parents separating. Also known as the writers trying to stick it to the fans for hating Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, while ironically writing a much, much worse film.
Remember when Indiana Jones was a fun adventure serial and didn't make you want to go coffin shopping?
it was a 65 year old man marrying a 55 year old woman he knew from 30 years prior and "adopting" his adult illegitimate son he never knew. I actually found it funny that 5 tries to awkwardly retcon the dynamic.
>muh wife I married when I was literally geriatric divorced me after my 31 son I never knew growing up joined Vietnam to "rebel" against me (because aparently a 31 year old is the exact same as a 17 year old) and died
The Grail's life extending properties ends if you cross the great seal in the temple. You'll retain whatever healing you received while drinking it but the knight was only immortal because he had remained in the temple for 700 years.
The Grail's life extending properties ends if you cross the great seal in the temple. You'll retain whatever healing you received while drinking it but the knight was only immortal because he had remained in the temple for 700 years.
We all do, but he was isolating onjis ranch in Montana coping with all of the Satanic rituals he'd participated in for his fame. Here he is with convicted pedo Arthur C Clarke
Who gives a shit either way?
just take the finale from crystal skull.
it's perfect for ending Indy's story.
Crystal Skull's ending is really nice. I won't say I'm a fan of the film, it has a lot of flaws, but that ending scene is 10/10.
>Indy happily married
>fostering a healthy relationship with his son
>future brighter than ever
I can't believe they threw that away with 5
>Happily married to a moronic roasty he knew thirty years ago
>No evidence Mutt is his son
>Working part-time just to get away
Yeah, how bright.
Realistically though, why was Mutt even Indy's son? or Marion's, for that matter. Why wasn't he just a student who was exceptional at his work but a slacker without a father figure.
What is George Lucas' obsession with having characters related to each other even though it makes no sense and is just an unnecessary addition to try and force emotion where none exists otherwise? Guess I answered my own question.
Better question, why in the name of frick would Mutt join the U.S. military in the first place? I mean sure, he fought the commies and all, but he never strike me as a political individual, let alone one who would go to vietnam, also, he was a british citizem by birth, (son of a RAF pilot), and so not eligeble for draft.
>why in the name of frick would Mutt join the U.S. military in the first place?
I don't know if it's ever explained in 5, but I have a couple of friends from highschool that admitted they only joined the military to make their dads proud of them.
One of them died in Afghanistan, the other one's dad was a Navy seal and he ended up stationed in Utah which is a pretty strange place to be if you're in the Navy.
> they only joined the military to make their dads proud of them.
That would be a good reason if in Crystal Skull Mutt was a little boy who needed to be saved, he was a grown men, very independ, rebelious, apolitical, and also helped indy in his quest.
>Apparently Dial of Destiny establishes that Mutt enlisted specifically to piss of Jones.
Doesn't make a lick of sense in a character sort of way, but i belive it because some hack screnwirriter liked the idea.
Apparently Dial of Destiny establishes that Mutt enlisted specifically to piss of Jones, which ironically lead to his death and his parents separating. Also known as the writers trying to stick it to the fans for hating Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, while ironically writing a much, much worse film.
Remember when Indiana Jones was a fun adventure serial and didn't make you want to go coffin shopping?
it was a 65 year old man marrying a 55 year old woman he knew from 30 years prior and "adopting" his adult illegitimate son he never knew. I actually found it funny that 5 tries to awkwardly retcon the dynamic.
>muh wife I married when I was literally geriatric divorced me after my 31 son I never knew growing up joined Vietnam to "rebel" against me (because aparently a 31 year old is the exact same as a 17 year old) and died
Dial of Destiny is a better ending.
Doesn't it end the same way? Except everybody's older. Much, much older.
And instead of the on-screen charisma of Shia LaBeouf, we get troony Mac.
dgaf about marion she's but one of many chicks
Who's "THEY"?
how does Indys Dad dead by the start of Crystal Skull if they both drank from the Fountain of Youth?
The Grail's life extending properties ends if you cross the great seal in the temple. You'll retain whatever healing you received while drinking it but the knight was only immortal because he had remained in the temple for 700 years.
That fricking cup's gimmick only worked in that stupid as underground death trap. Past the seal and it's just a fricking novelty cup.
Why? Why was the cup restricted to that temple?
because it would have implications too large on the world if it wasn’t lost. heads of state would never die.
What happened to Mac?
Is there any trilogy collection on blu ray that doesn't include Crystal Skull? I can't find anything dammit
No. Crystal Skull came out right when blurays were coming onto the market, Indy never got an original trilogy BD release.
Just don't watch Crystal Skull? You're not forced to watch it
yes, proof:
Imagine being surprised when israelites act like israelites
I wish they had made just ONE more in the 90's and then call it quits. He was too old in Crystal and is barely able to walk in Dial.
We all do, but he was isolating onjis ranch in Montana coping with all of the Satanic rituals he'd participated in for his fame. Here he is with convicted pedo Arthur C Clarke
is that Chris Pratt?