The Flash

How would you have fixed it?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More supergirl. Less supergirl clothes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde aryan supergirl*
      ftfy

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know, I don't watch goyshit

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make an traditional Flash movie (where he actually fight his fricking villains), not starring Ezra Miller, with better cgi.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally saw this with the family this sunday
    we all enjoyed it
    its standard capeshit i dont get why people trash this film then accept the same shit in marvelslop
    I mean are people just sheep and follow whats cool is that it? they just regurgitate the opinions feed to them by their media of choice?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are so indoctrinated by disney and marvel, even here on Cinemaphile.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    scrap live action, use animation like Archer does.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Ezra
    >hire whoever played the classic flash on the tv series
    ignore the tv show entirely

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    first you would have to fire Zack Snyder after Man Of Steel

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have him get killed in the first minute and make the entire movie about Batman. Ezra is unlikable and hideously semitic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ezra is many things but ugly is not one of them, stop lying

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    make ezra less annoying
    more supergirl

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hang everyone involved

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's capekino. And I say that as a Marvelchad.

    Blue Beetle was okay as well and to fix that:
    >less latinx "dreamers"

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut the terrible Clooney scene as well as the terrible Aquaman scene. Simple fix but huge improvement.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, but...
      if you're going to introduce alt worlds, go big or go home.
      michael keaton batman was fine but pair him up with christopher reeves superman. get linda carter as wonder woman.

      the final reveal of the alt worlds almost made the rest of the movie a let down. just imagine a super-verse with george reeves, christopher reeves and henry cavill colliding.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zac Efron= the flash
    cage = captain cold
    matt berry = Grodd
    Dakota Blue = Iris West

    >Barry using his police scientist skills gets Len Snart (cage) put in jail for a string of daring heists
    >Barry working late at night gets hit by lightning
    >his gf (Dakota Blue) visits him in hospital and mentions how quickly he's recovering
    >Barry learns he has speed powers
    >naming himself after his favorite golden age comic he read as a kid calls himself The Flash
    >various super speed rescues
    >Snart (in prison) gets a visitor who gives him a bday cake
    >its his cold gun (he used during his heists)
    >he escapes and becomes Captain Cold
    >the person who got him out of jail hires him to steal a gem
    >Cold gets it to the "mob boss" after escaping flash
    >turns out its Gorilla Grodd
    >Flash fights grodd both are hurt but grodd escapes
    >Flash gets a psychic call from Gorilla city
    >Flash and GF visit Gorilla city
    >they learn all about Grodd and what the gem will do (gives the gorilla super duper psychic powers to take over world)
    >flash and cold have to team up to stop Grodd

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it's quite good

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's a meme but this movie is a fever dream. Like they could have just had Flash Jr run and his clothes burn off
    but that wasn't enough! his clothes burn off and causes an accident...but THATs not enough the car accident flips over a truck AND musical instruments fly out all over the road ALSO the flash's electricity causes a huge black out.

    I'll hand it to the movie that they start off at a ten and keep cranking it up to the point I assume it annoyed a lot of people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget that flash showed himself naked to his old lady landlord

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 hour snuff film starring Ezra Miller

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any celebrity who makes low IQ NPC's online seethe as much as Ezra?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post one scene where Ezra Miller acts well

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire movie, especially the ending scenes with his mother and some of the funny stuff like Keaton fighting the both of them in slo-mo, both Barries escaping from the lab, the Russian rescue of Supergirl, etc
          There is no film without his dual performances carrying it
          To deny this is to be the exact seething npc described above because you read a Rolling Stone article

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Weak bait

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm mad that he had an answer so I'll just call it bait

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Argue with evidence or go cope somewhere else
                Even the SJW's who think Ezra is Literally Hitler admitted he was the best part, but gave it a rotten score anyway just because

                It was literally some of the worst acting I've ever seen

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                LITERALLY?? dead ass fr, on god

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Argue with evidence or go cope somewhere else
              Even the SJW's who think Ezra is Literally Hitler admitted he was the best part, but gave it a rotten score anyway just because

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you have fixed it?

    The Flash is the villain, he's running around the world microwaving babies and Batman and Supergirl have to stop him.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    supergirl fanservice, no Ezra turbo homosexual Miller, a little more Michael Keaton on night scenes only and Zod losing to an epic Batman sacrifice, thats it. it wouldnt be a flash movie because flash is for homosexuals.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you have fixed it?
    One word. Snyder.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was alright. It was just a capeshit movie, idk what you guys expected. I don’t think Flash as a character really fits Snyders style, so that option is out. If I was going to make it I would have recast Ezra but kept it secret. Have ezra be the catalyst that starts the multiverse shit but instead of meeting his younger self he meets the newly cast flash.

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