The Flash

Better than spiderverse?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's everything I didn't want in a Flash movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what said but it's still better than spiderverse

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasted

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. and spiderverse is an overrated 5/10.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're moronic

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >67% on RT
    >used to be 74%
    >for a film with a troubled ten year long production that everyone said would suck

    Absoultely fricking amazed me. An RT higher than Mario but the only thread for it was to gloat about its low projected earnings. Cinemaphile is full of Marveldrones.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      plus it's being review-bombed by people mad Ezra isn't in prison or whatever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he be in prison? He's a Koch descendant. If you don't want to watch him deep throat a burrito while he shoves a baby in a microwave then you're a commie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ezra should be in prison in every reality.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      plus it's being review-bombed by people mad Ezra isn't in prison or whatever

      The coping begins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      plus it's being review-bombed by people mad Ezra isn't in prison or whatever

      [...]
      The coping begins.

      >what are paid reviews
      >what is coperate anti marketing
      >what is people watched a review on youtube and based their entire personality on that
      It's crazy how people still rely on rotten tomatoes or take any opinions other than their own. Companies everywhere are always competing to downplay one another so you'd consume their product instead or review bomb or pay people to praise their films, it happens all the time. I mean that's how you get celebrities talking about anal cream or some other stupid shit you know they don't care about and only want money. Just judge it yourself ffs stop buying into all these reviews and nonsense and if you don't want to support it financially then find a link or something geez.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brags about 67% RT
      >worse than all but 4 MCU movies
      Congrats on being 1% better than Thor 2 lol

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost the same. Dur hur, you need to sacrifice something to be a hero.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderverse is actually the opposite and is about rejecting canon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spiderverse is meta commentary about how fans wouldn't accept Miles as Spider-Man but when you remember that Miles actions almost destroyed a world if makes him look selfish even if his intentions are noble Just like young Flash

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s about rejecting Peter Parker because Sony only has full rights of Miles you fricking moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles has the same motivation as dark Flash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderverse is actually the opposite and is about rejecting canon.

      Miles has the same motivation as dark Flash.

      Spiderverse is meta commentary about how fans wouldn't accept Miles as Spider-Man but when you remember that Miles actions almost destroyed a world if makes him look selfish even if his intentions are noble Just like young Flash

      Dark Flash was evil for trying to save Kara.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, whatever there is to be said about this movie and it's problems, I am going to be honest with you: I never would have imagined that a scene where a guy takes out a can of tomato sauce from a cart would make me feel emotional as frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it gave me feels too.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there troony propaganda? No? Then yes it is better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No and it's weird since Flash is played by an actual troon

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the bad cgi compilation video that will be created for this.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but it's not a high bar at all.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bets on how much Tom Cruise was paid for that glowing review?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He a scientologist, he didn't get paid he got 5 mins with Ezra's ass

      • 11 months ago
        Boco

        Tom doesn't pay anything, his Scientology masters do. Why do you think Top Gun Maverick did so well?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the joke about how Top Gun is about gay fighter pilots
      >Tom Cruise watches the movie and loves it
      so is this finally official confirmation that Top Gun is gay as frick?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Verse is at least visually appealing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wojak
        Opinion discarded.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The usual shitty reply from a sad contrarian

          >samegayging
          Stay mad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could post a screencap but you would just say that it's faked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The usual shitty reply from a sad contrarian

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing crypto scam shit and art made by algorithms to unique, hand-crafted animation
        Go back.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get nuts!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was mid but mostly inoffensive. It mostly suffers from trying to do too many things at once. Is it a multiverse story? A celebration of Snyder's DCU? Flash origin story? Learning when to let go? Too many things going on.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad part is some of the people saying this is better than Spiderverse have actually warped their brains enough to believe it sincerely.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles better

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the worst movie I've ever fricking seen. It's almost experimental in how bad it is...

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flash preview: 9 million dollars
    Spiderverse preview: 17 million dollars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Force Awakens preview $57M

      Capeshitters stay malding

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