How did it bomb so hard? I was under the impression that this basically DC's Spiderman, so why did the audience hate it?
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How did it bomb so hard? I was under the impression that this basically DC's Spiderman, so why did the audience hate it?
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Ezra Miller is neither the popular actor nor good casting for a superhero as Warner seemed to think he is.
ezra gives the best blowjobs, doesn't even have to be prompted, and the tightest buss in hollywood
I couldn't stop staring at their ass in the cinema
This might be the stupidest picture I've ever seen
why?
Keaton a manlet? And he's supposedly the Best Batman??
Fake. Back and front.
Not even a gay man can be born with that, unless he's 100% african
You literally see him naked in the movie, it's real and he has huge furry breasts too
Really? Post it please.
https://streamable.com/btt5iz
there's another scene where he has an empty cooking pot over his junk too but I don't have it
You can just tell his butthole has been spread more than butter on bread at a white people convention.
>Ezra in his natural habitat.
His ravaged butthole must be like a Battle Royale for STIs. A new strain of superAIDS will be born there.
true
probably looks like chewed bubblegum
>their
wow the sand from the battlefield 3 scenes is actually real?
this is amazing
The Flash's appeal is being a working-class, everyman type of hero, who has the powers of a god but remains grounded on a way that not even Superman can achieve due to his alien birthright. Part of the character's fun is seeing him in his day job as a CSI, his relationship with his girlfriend, his interactions with the people of his city, his cheesy, but charismatic and surprisingly efficient villains, and just the general joy he gets out of superspeed and all the pseudo-scientific bullshit that comes from it.
The movie eschews all of that in favor of a boring Multiverse would-be epic with none of the heart, none of the lore, none of the supporting characters, none of what actually makes the character stand out. Instead, they rely entirely on cheap nostalgia and more popular heroes in supporting characters to prop up their humorless, nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying interpretation of the Flash... And they they fricking have him play double duty and make a purposefully younger and even more insufferable version of him.
>The Flash's appeal
lol
he's not Sonic
>sonicgays
Not even once
The Rogues are some of my favorite comic characters. In a way I’m glad they’ll likely never end up on the big screen. Hollywood writers wouldn’t be able to write blue collar villains with god like powers and not have them quipping and acting like dipshits the entire time.
That's nice, here's the reality, nobody gives a frick about that homosexual the Flash. He is ridiculous, even for a superhero he is fricking ridiculous, his power is so fricking boring and any attempt to make it interesting is, you guessed it, fricking ridiculous. Add in the moronic power creep and moronic villains, and you get a recipe for nobody giving a flying. motherfricking frick about this guy, as proven by this fricking abortion which is only literally only talked about for having a smoking hot latina, and for how superlative the amount of money it lost was.
The Flash's appeal...grow the frick up man.
Flash fan here, that guy didn't actually watch the movie because the things he claimed to care about (his day job, girlfriend, interactions with people, joy of super-speed) were absolutely in the movie. plus even more emotional scenes with Barry and his mom.
Please. Flash Fan here as well, and this was the most garbage take on Flashpoint I've ever seen.
Movie should have focused on that shit, instead of multiverse shenanigans.
it literally did
the multiverse stuff is such a small part of the movie
>spends nearly entire movie in alt universe
>such a small part
the time spent in the alt universe is literally so he could keep his mom alive
has nothing to do with forced cameos, just Barry Allen's core story
Okay, keep telling yourself that.
The CW show ran for like 9 seasons and was consistently amongst the most popular shows of each year, Disney execs would sacrifice a thousand babies to Baal to have a show that successful on Disney+. It has some appeal, it's just this movie looked like Spy Kids and Ezra is a legitimate drug addicto schizo
Also DCEU fans, the ones that made BvS, Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman and Aquaman runaway successes, are fricking gone. This was a Zack Snyder project for better or worse, without him they should have just cancelled everything on the spot. The main advantage DCEU had over MCU and the reason the first 5 movies made like a billion more than the first 5 marvel movies is that the DCEU used to have SOVL, but that Snyder's soul. Without him it's just random nonsense building up to nothing
Chronically online fans don't make much box office, most of them comes from general audience/casual moviegoers, also snyder was fired because warner wanted at least 1 billion from bvs, they considered it a failure
After BvS chronically online marvel fans thought the DC brand was dead, and then the abysmally bad Suicide Squad made $750 million without China, Wonder Woman made $800 million effortlessly and Aquaman made more than any Thor, Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant Man and Spider-Man (excluding the last one because of the Raimi nostalgia pandering) movies ever. The brand was better than ever, it was after the Josstice League fiasco that everything went to shit
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You idiot
She's not smoking hot at all, unless you mean like a dumpster fire. Take a look at her in some candid photos. When she's onscreen it's makeup and lighting and decent camera angles. She looks like a fricking cannabalistic humanoid underground dweller in real life.
Wrong take.
Spidey was also the everyman hero.
DC fricked up again as they usually do, in many ways. First timing. How they fricked the Snyder movies, they rushed em. First step: Superman origin movie. Second step: Introduce Batman and Wonder Woman in a movie where Superman fights Batman and then it's the Death of Superman. They did Avengers after Iron Man 1 and gave it the Tony Stark snap death scene from Endgame. They built no momentum.
So what do they do with their embattled production spearheaded by a controversial and unpopular lead actor? Let years pass on what little hype remained after the re editing of Justice League and THEN release the movie. Like releasing Eternals in 2028 after no movies for years, how much money do you expect to make?
Then they go all in on this piece of shit. Word of mouth as lukewarm at best. And Ezra had been panned for the role for years, not even the lgbtq people backed him. They fell for the sunk cost fallacy real hard.
Imagine how bad Batgirl was, that even the clowns who release this won't release that.
The Flash is a character who's powers seem awesome at first but look worse and worse the longer you think about them or compare them to other fictional heros. The only way a character like Flash could possibly be interesting would be to treat his power like Platos ring and see the character tempted to steal and decieve to his advantage and perhaps the negative consequences of being able to get away with it so effortlessly.
Just have him experience real time when he uses his powers. From his point of view, he's moving at normal speed and everything else is slowed. From our perspective he can run across the country in a few seconds but to him, he's taking a year. He should age faster than normal people due to this. So everytime he uses his powers he's literally shortening his life span.
They already sort of have this with him eating a lot because he burns a lot of calories. Just take it further. He can run a city block in a nanosecond but he would be just as tired as a normal person would be after sprinting a city block. If he walks, he might take 1 full second. This way you can give his powers limitations without taking away their effectiveness and can explain why he isn't everywhere instantly while still letting him be as fast or slow as the story demands.
do people actually say "chili con carne" IRL instead of just calling it "chili"?
its just something everyone has to learn if they take spanish class
I'll give you a serious answer.
1. There's too many fricking movies coming out at the exact same time: flash, spiderverse, transformers, indiana jones, etc.
2. Inflation and ticket prices are stupidly expensive atm. Why would I waste my money when I can pirate it in a few weeks.
should i watch this movie if I want to sexo supergirl
I wasn't going to at first but
I love latinas so much bro.
>I was under the impression that this basically DC's Spiderman,
Where the frick did you get this impression?
I mean it makes sense doesn't it? Flash, especially in the cinematic universe definitely felt like the new kid on the block like Spiderman (Holland) did
>I was under the impression that this basically DC's Spiderman
Except DCEU Flash doesn't have the same pull as fricking Spider-Man.
Spiderman got a lot going for it's box office success, holland zendaya duo alone already has massive audience, cumberbatch, months long "leak"/"speculation" for the nostalgia cameos, plus andrew garfield was on the up at the time so people were expecting him. Its pretty much how the multiverse nostalgia mash could only work, box office wise
The nostalgia element from that movie were versions the zoomer, millenial and boomer demographics were all acquainted with. No one besides boomers and some millenials care about Keaton.
This
The general audience was okay with MCU Spider-Man and also had MCU goodwill so it didn't get affected like a lot of Phase 4 and 5.
The general audience didn't care for Ezra's Flash and was okay with Gustin's Flash
The DCEU has a fanbase but too many botched productions
>had latina GF
>first date she made me grab her ass in public and started making out with me
>second date we fricked in a playground after stealing alcohol from a party at her friends house
>on our 5th date she stole my credit card and bought like $200 worth of taco bell and starbucks with her friends
>filed for stolen credit card, stopped talking to her
>she got back in contact with me
>invited me over
>didn't even go on dates anymore, for 2 months it was just drinking, smoking, sloppy BJs, biting, anal, for 5 hours a night a couple times a week
>decide she'll just be my side chick
>she finds out I have an actual GF
>gets angry and breaks up with me
>gets in contact with me a month later
>another month of drinking, smoking, gagging on my dick, pussy, ass, etc
>tells me she isn't on birth control anymore one night
>rides me while sayin
>cum in me cum in me cum in my pussy frick me
>do it because I'm a straight man
>refuses when I offer to get her plan B
>she gets pregnant
>gets angry at me and says she's going to get an abortion even if I don't want her to
>end
Sounds awesome
so Latinas are basically just white women who enjoy sex?
White women bodies don't compare
I want to see Nic Cage Superman
CGI looked bad and Ezra is a groomer pedo, Indiana Jones 5 is bombing twice as hard still though
Ezra has been cleared of all allegations, keep up
https://deadline.com/2023/06/ezra-miller-harassment-order-lifted-massachusetts-the-flash-1235428337/
>Ezra’s inability to appear in court prevented them from speaking out against Guin’s fake allegations, as well as presenting the aforementioned evidence. The media, clearly tipped off by Ms. Guin, reported her false allegations without any diligent effort to corroborate her claims.
Do people think snydergrading looks good?
Some dude showing up to the colourist with nothing but early ps3 games as references.
Wtf is the premise for this movie? All this superhero shit is boring now. Haven’t they made 200 of these movies. It all blends together the donkeys still watching this need a lobotomy.
It’s gone through a lot of production issues which means it was just poorly budgeted and had some very expensive marketing, like the trailer during the Super Bowl. Also a decent amount of people are privy to Ezra Miller being a psycho so wouldn’t see it on virtue.
Took like 7 years to finish. Was literally supposed to film right after Justice League and come out in 2018? The Flash got set up in Batman vs Superman.
Also Ezra Miller got in legal trouble and WB execs got into feuds with everyone associated with the DCEU. Snyder, Ray Fisher, Cavill, and directors and writers working on various projects.
Kind of suprised how easy supergirl and batman just died and there was no way to save them
>that pic
Okay Gator
Did Tom Cruise endorse The Flash last year because the studio knew it was going to flop or did he endorse because the elite were trying to save the PR disaster that was Ezra?
he endorsed it because it was a good movie
It's the newest marketing trend. Get big names to endorses your movie, even if they are not related to the project at all.
he wants people getting used to being back in cinemas post-covid so that his films do well
you know like the saying goes "a rising tide raises all ships"
Might have been some deal where they promised to get the movie out of theaters to free up screens for mission impossible.
Snyder has destroyed DC.
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she really doesn't look that good. You guys just like celebrity. You're like girls.
This flop goes very hard.
I hate groomers so much it's unreal.
Greetings from terf island.