The Flash is one of the biggest bombs in film history
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Good.
It's like a bad joke. "How does one make a movie less appealing than one with a troony child rapist starring in it?" "Cast him twice."
>make sure to time it after a number of poorly thought out flops from the same people using the same characters and actors
why does dc hire these wired actors like him and jared leto & ego maniacs like the rock.
I get the feeling that Warner Brothers is a little behind the times relative to other studios and they're trying to do the kinds of things that worked well in the 90s and 2000s.
>we need a waaacky character actor!
>we need a big star with star power!
meanwhile Disney casts nobodies or washed up has beens for everything and what do you know, it works.
>adult man spends time with adult woman, don't even frick
>media blows it out of proportion because they make money out of the attention
>reatards gobble it up
like clockwork, every time right on time
this somehow also addresses the slew of other charges?
go ahead keep worshipping your ugly twink and see how many more roles he gets the way he spends "time" with other women
I don't worship anything.
And Ezra isn't actually a homosexual or a troony. He's a modern celebrity playing his cards the way he thinks will pay off the most. Maybe he's wrong maybe he's right. If he was a criminal he'd be in prison. Occam's razor.
>If he was a criminal he'd be in prison.
imagine actually believing this in current year + 8. Couldn’t be me
Yes
Common sense is in fact much more likely than moronic conspiracy theories.
That is objectively provable btw.
>That is objectively provable btw.
Then prove it, and afterward I’ll show you dozens of politicians and actors that have committed crimes on camera and nothing happened to them
You can read the trial transcripts and see that nobody ever gets accused with real evidence then just "magics" their way out of it because they are rich/famous/etc. Not in first world countires. In corrupt shitholes sure.
But go head post the video evidence you have so we can laugh at you.
How do you explain all the politicians walking free?
They don't kill or rape people and have money to higher lawyers for their insider trading accuzations.
>to higher
>slew of other charges
what slew? he has disorderly conduct and trespassing, both non-violent misdemeanors that involved men
every woman in those stories has defended him
https://nypost.com/2023/06/17/how-flash-star-ezra-miller-went-from-enemy-1-to-hero/
>Ana Rosa, 26, who met Miller in Hawaii last year during what at least one outlet called their “reign of terror,” told The Post Thursday that the actor “saved her life.”
>She left Hawaii with Miller and her three kids and moved in with the actor at their home in Vermont for three months.
>Rosa’s mother, Sheila, told The Post she regards Miller as a “hero.”
you can just tell by his eyes that he's an absolute lunatic
well clearly you should start your own news agency
call it Anon's Butthole
You can source all your claims out of it
I don’t even want to watch it for free
It's not a bad movie. Only bad cgi.
It's much better than Suicide Squad, WW2, The Suicide Squad. It's on same level as medium Marvel flicks like Black Panther and Antman 1.
I’m getting old. I can’t be bothered with a 6/10 movie anymore.
>It's not a bad movie
anything with this weird israelite is bad
>just bad CGI
>movie is packed to the brim with CGI
get better taste, zoombrain
This. Could literally pirate it if I wanted.
Won't.
And?
Chud.
Sexy and horny chuds
Good, but it's not even the biggest bomb of 2023, Strange World lost more money and Indiana Jones 5 will make this look like Avatar
Indiana Jones might draw the boomer bucks.
strange world was last year. Competitors for this year’s title will be The Flash, Blue Beetle, Elemental, and Wish, with Indy 5 just barely not qualifying (it’ll flop but not as hard as the others)
Indy 5 has a $295 million budget and it's already tracking for a $60 million opening weekend, it could be the last lucasfilm movie we ever watch until Disney is liquidated (in 2025)
Disney is in a bad spot but that's nothing compared to other studio, fast and furious ending trilogy is set to lose hundfreds of million for universal guven how it's strating, don't even get me started on warner bros, those morons should have cut their losses with the dceu long ago.
No one is doing worse than Disney right now, not only are all their movies flopping but the kind of money they're losing on streaming is just orders of magnitude away from the others. Even as we speak the flash might get outflopped by elemental, no pixar movie has broken even since whatever came before Encanto (which flopped pretty hard)
Not even Blackrock's able to keep their numbers propped up any more. The thing is they refuse to go abck to make what sells because within their broken minds that means "MAKING STUFF NAZIS LIKE." They don't get it. The so-called "nazis" created all of these franchises, myth, lore, and fantasy did so out of love, while all the people at Disney do now as see all of it as war prizes to be taken and twisted into something else in the name of hate.
Plus they have to pay Comcast several billion for the Hulu buyout.
Encanto was Disney Animation. Easy mistake to make, since both studio's movies look the same.
Just checked strange world and it's wordt that I remembered holy shit. Bu that was last year
>black adam
>black widow
>black panther
Neither are black widow and black adam black iirc. Black panther was a huge success, parricularly domestically I thing that'still one of the higest grossing superhero movie in the united states behind no way home.
Well of course Black Panther had good returns. It was the greatest film of all time.
moron
lel
>Spend 6 years refusing to give fans what they want
>"Why is our film bombing???"
Loser
>Disney thread
How woke is this?
>actual movie thread
Is this movie good or bad?
>capeshit
HOW MUCH MONEY DID THIS MAKE COMPARED TO PREVIOUS CAPESHIT?
You forgot Avatar
>MUH BILLIES MUH TRILLIES
Avatar is capeshit.
Maybe people are just tired of capeshit. Maybe it ran its course, and the movie studios need to find another summertime cash-cow genre.
Other movies are bombing even harder, it's the whole industry that's in crisis.
God I hope that's true.
Ticket prices are too high, and everything pushes wokeness. Something's gotta give. They have to lower prices and they have to make movies that compel the customers to return.
Woke isn't going away as it's a cultural thing, every screen writer, every director every fricking studio executive is woke. The only thing that would make it go away would be a purge.
The majority don't support it, and are pushing back against it. That's why woke companies are starting to hurt now.
No, culture is something that develops naturally within a population. Not something decided in a board room or political meeting, then force fed onto a population, the later is a promoted agenda.
what's woke about fast x or the flash or transformers?
Transformers doesn't have any white people in it afaik
Black Panther made over a billion worldwide and there are lines in that movie explicitly shitting on white people. This whole argument that "wokeness" is the reason the film industry is dying makes zero sense.
Yes westerners are so polite and civilized it takes a few insults to actually bother them.
Black Panther came out in peak MCU interest just before Infinity War
No, because both Transformers and Spider-Man are doing well
Transformers is down 67% or some shit, it is not doing well.
Bad movies are bombing. Earlier this year things were going fine, but now Hollywood is dropping shitpile after shitpile and no one wants to go see it.
Shazam 2, quantumania and D&D bombed as well
>Shazam 2, quantumania
Flopped for the same reason as The Flash
>D&D
Flopped because nobody cared about a Dungeons and Dragons movie except for people that play Dungeons and Dragons.
Like the other anon said, everything is bombing. And it's not very surprising.
capeshit fatigue is real but beyond that, boomers have begun to wake up and boycott anything they remotely think is woke. literally every corporation is getting grilled by them on social media. took them long enough, I'm tired of virtue signaling
It's more like people never actually liked capeshit to begin with. Before the "MCU" I knew like 3 people besides myself that knew anything about DC or Marvel. Everyone else just happened to catch a cartoon and declare their allegiance to a character they saw one or two episodes of. The whole thing is fraudulent. Identify politics have been at play for a much longer time than people realize.
Real Talk.
When is the breaking point? When do they actually give up?
When Larry Fink somehow goes broke or gives-up and quits bailing them out of every failure.
>result of underwhelming response from fans
These fricking fans again.
I hate fans too, they ruin everything they are fan off
>Flash is now a israeli beaner
Dios mio, la creatura
Zaslav gonna get his balls electrocuted after this frick up
Did they allow the pronoun homosexual to act in it or are "they" still canceled?
Snyder's cinematic poison is still infecting WBDC's blood. They should have fully rebooted, not this partial reboot shit where they keep all the gays and their friends
obsessed
thanks snyder, the Avengers used to mean nothing compared to the Justice league and now Jl is a total joke and a meme because of what you did and the Avengers has taken over pop culture.
>the Avengers used to mean nothing compared to the Justice league and now Jl is a total joke
Actually you can thank WB, Geoff Johns, and Joss Whedon for that.
>image
I'm legitimately autistic and when this first came out I had a hard time understanding what was wrong with his face
I don't know what happened. It's one of the better movies from the Snyderverse. MoS, Wonder Woman and Shazam being the others.
>Snyderverse
Lmao. The man was fired 6 years ago and his plans were upended 7 years ago. Just accept that this schlock is on the 6 years of WB executive meddling.
Thanks moron, this movie is obviously part of the Snyderverse. You just wasted a lot of words on nothing.
>this movie is obviously part of the Snyderverse
Was Zack Snyder involved in the making of the movie? No? Then it's not snyderverse.
It's his character, Snyder was once a part of that universe, thus Flash is part of the snyderverse, just as every aquaman, shazam, wonder woman are.
You fricking idiot.
Not how it works moron. 'Snyderverse' specifically refers to the films directly made by Zack Snyder or the ones that follow his storyline such as WW17. You're getting the DCEU confused with the snyderverse. The Flash is actually a refutation of the snyderverse and was designed to end it.
>'Snyderverse' specifically refers to the films directly made by Zack Snyder
not true
Absolutely seething. Snyder hasn't worked with DC in 7 years dipshit
Not that guy but Snyder's films made me seethe more than any other films have. I still use them as examples on how to ruin a franchise to this day. Seethe? Yes, indeed. Forever and ever.
Adjusting for inflation, Flash may well be the biggest DC bomb ever.
good
nobody cares about a criminal homosexual playing flash, he's not even a redhead
they better recast with a proper man this time
People don't wanna watch mentally ill actors fail at acting? wow
wait until oppenheimer
>tfw The Flash brand is damaged beyond repair
>tfw who knows how many years it will take before he gets anothers solo movie
1st thing they do is blame fans
kek
>Ezra
>fans
He did have one fan but he stopped posting.
Ezra Miller is absolute dogshit and you couldn't pay me to watch two hours of capeshit with him in the lead role.
Blind items has turned into a total joke if it wasn't already
no Cavill, no ticky
>uncharted
shitty movie, but didn't bomb because it had a fraction of the budget
Maybe don't cast a creepy ugly gimp as the Flash?
I don't care.
I enjoyed it more than any other crap from the last few years and since it's already made so there's nothing you can do about it.
When it comes out on BluRay I'll get it and store it in my good movies folder.
I'll be honest. Outside of the bad cgi and black Iris West, the movie wasn't as bad as you guys made it out to be.
What makes it that good though? The only reason to watch one of these CG capeshit flicks instead of any other movie is the visual spectacle, but now the CGI looks like horseshit so I don't get the appeal.
I guess I liked the time travel explanation/plot. Also the only flash movie where it shows more of his powers besides just moving fast. Humor was okay.
The franchise is faltering! All hands to battle stations! Buy 100 tickets for Snyder Sir!
"It was me, Barry, I went back in time and turned you into a toilet!"
No reason to watch it
>Keaton is not a draw
>Battfleck is even less of a draw
>Superchica is unknown
>The Flash is not that popular with normalgays
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALA
When will companies realize any capeshit under Avengers level will not make a profit?
Fricking Joker made a billion
Joker definitely isn't capeshit, its like some weird commentary on mentally ill incel culture
dude just say you liked it
you don't have to pretend it's "ironic"
it's fun
it was fun to see a downdrodden man stand up and wreck chaos
jeez
Joker is a Batman villian aka Capeshit
Are there even CG effects in that movie?
>Joker made a billion
Joker is like the most popular villian of all time after that dcu has nothing, Aquaman made billion because it went ballistic on china
I still don't get how Joker made 1 billion. It was such a weird movie. How did normal people enjoy that movie anyway?
He was literally me
There was anti-white hysteria in media over this movie and that apparently mobilized white audience. Since then "they" learned their lesson and just ignore movies like that.
Plenty of less Marvel movies made money, and DC ones used to make money before they completely poisoned the brand.
>*lesser
>both dc and marvel release a few god awful capeshit movies
>wtf why does it bombs NOW, we made shit movies before
It lost it's momentum because of shit releases, normies finally caught up how bad this garbage is
SHOULDNT HAVE KICKED OUT CAVILL AND AFFLECK FOR FRICKS SAKE
YOU HAD TWO PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO DO THEIR OWN MOVIES WITH POPULARITY
YOU FRICKING IDIOTS
Insane they wanted to do a DC cinematic universe without ever giving Battfleck his own movie and barely using Cavill.
Batman vs Superman was going to setup Batman's own movie.
They should've done a Battfleck movie first. Or at least tried to fix their mistake and give him a movie later.
Batman is THE DC character in people's minds and they needed to utilize that better.
>Or at least tried to fix their mistake and give him a movie later.
this was the plan but Affleck kept getting his wings clipped with any ideas he had. Then he gave up directing/writing in.
then the Pattinson movie got made instead (3hrs long but yet shit like Justice League got a 1hr45min cut because....?)
Wow, Ezra’s PR guy is working overtime
The problem is the suits. I cannot think of a single instance where executives and committees meddling improves a movie, and yet it keeps happening
It’s telling how far gone you are that you consider basic facts “PR” but I get it, must be upsetting to not be able to jerk off to your tabloid fantasies anymore
Ezra effect. Ezra fatigue. Call it as you want, but this is the truth.
Also brown Supergirl. If you hate black Little Mermaid you should hate that too.
How long until "live action" movies look like PS3 games?