The part where they are stupidly trying to explain the whole parallel situation with spaghetti noodles is hilarious, by now 10 yr olds could explain it better. This is like the 6th movie in a few years to do this exact same shit.
They could had just used the actual explanaion from Flashpoint."Break the sound barrier, and there’s a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier, Flash. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit—but enough. Enough for events to happen slightly differently."
that's stupid though it's basically BTTF where the affects have to propagate through time. that implies that it is changing things. you didn't change anything at all, you just hopped timelines. changing something invariably causes you to hop timelines. it's not changing anything in either timeline though, you're just moving yourself.
>moron comedian butchers a joke >assumes they didn't get it because they didn't laugh >audience just thought it was unfunny and a waste of their time
Only a flash fan wouldn't understand this basic human situation.
Oh Sage Anon! I beg of you to explain a part of the story that elludes my doughbrain!
Why is it, that after spending the entire movie learning that trying to alter the past will have terrible unforseen consequences, even if that alteration is no greater than moving a single can of tomato sauce to another place to save someone from their fate, The Flash still decides to instead move every single can on an entire shelf to another place to save someone from their fate, and then acts surprised when things are different?
Please grant me your wisdom!
DC sisters...... why won't snyder save us................................ is it because we treat him like shit??????? snyder cut made more money then this.........
>streaming records
based on what?
the internal numbers HBOMax has? do any of these streaming services have any proper third party analytics or do they all just fudge their numbers?
also, isnt this the same sergice that did so fuxking badly that they had to rename it to Max? As if HBOMax wasn't already bad enough.
Why the frick didn't they call it Warner Watertower or something to sell the Warner brand alongside Discovery+?
Oh and the Snyderverse is as important to them as 90 Day Fiance.
The trick is to say "probably" each time. And when the backslash will get too big, he will just defend himself with it. Just like when he doodled kids.
I know at least 20 people thst watched Flash but literally ZERO that watched the little mermaid but yet everyone is trying to convince me that this is a huge success and a victory against racism
I saw Flash myself with a friend of mine at 6pm last Thursday in an otherwise completely empty theater.
The Little Mermaid is STILL the #1 movie in theaters in Japan. My friend's wife and kids went to see it.
We need some kind of law that prohibits a single IP from being rebooted more than once a decade.
If there is a reboot and it fails, tough shit. You get to wait until 2030 to reboot with everybody else.
Kids dont give a frick about Flash, or any capeshit lately.
But to answer your questions, it's like 7 women, and none of them are kids.
I'm saying this unironically, Idk how the frick is little mermaid doing so well.
Top10 biggest 2nd weekend drops for major theatrical CBMs:
Morbius -73.8%
The Flash -72.5%
X-Men: Dark Phoenix -71.5%
The Suicide Squad -71.5%*
Hellboy 2 -70.7%
Ant-Man: Quantumania -69.9%
Hulk (2003) - 69.7%
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - 69.1%
Elektra - 69%
Shazam: Fury of the Gods - 69%
Dark Phoenix is a bad movie but The Flash is leagues beyond that, that shit looks like a PS2 game in not only one but multiple times, is not only a bad movie is a big "frick you" to anyone who went to the cinema.
it's a movie for no one >if you like the Flash, his first movie is barely about his world/characters, and he's played by an uncharismatic criminal' >if you like Keaton's Batman, he's basically an action figure spouting catchphrases and could have have been any other Batman in his place >if you like MOS, this doesn't have Cavill and Zod/Faora are wasted >if you don't like MOS, a large chunk of the film is about the events that happened there >if you don't know the deep history of DC on film, all the cameo at the end doesn't mean anything >if you do know, you will be angry that they ressurected dead actors with cheap cgi >if you just wanted to see cool action and effects, the cgi is utterly horrible
there was no audience for this
We need some kind of law that prohibits a single IP from being rebooted more than once a decade.
If there is a reboot and it fails, tough shit. You get to wait until 2030 to reboot with everybody else.
Yeah where were the jokes about Chai tea (doohh! I mean just "Chai") and the masked superhero doing an obviously fake disguised voice when talking to someone they know? Ge. Nius. fr fr
Btw I’m surprised no one is talking about how god awful iris west’s acting was. I know she was forgettable but she was such an acting vacuum. I don’t know how she got the role.
Also the side characters were so inconsequential.
Someone want to explain to Mr. Blue Checkmark that "we" don't get paid for pretending to like the movie like he does?
For that matter who the frick is he? >look him up >"social media influencer" >less followers than my loose cousin on all platforms
what is the qualifier for getting a blue checkmark is it seriously just something you pay for now?
Like isn't Flash supposed to run really fast? The dude gets fricked in the ass and ipso facto runs like he was just fricked in the ass the night before. Flashgays! Ya lost
I work in soundtrack production and this is wrong. Either no one can afford whatever licensing fee WB want, or more likely WB has sole right to release things themselves on their label Watertower but aren't because they just do not care to. It's the same when you can't get a Netflix soundtrack on a streaming platform. Netflix usually own the rights to their own music and don't license the soundtrack out to labels for release but also don't release the album themselves because they do not care to put in the tiny amount of manpower to do it since it makes so little money.
Correct. If there's no money to be made, they don't see the point. I would be fine with this if they at least offered a version of the movie/show without sound effects and dialogue so you can just listen to the music. But I'm a music nerd so whatever
>Hero has Quicksilver from X-Men's speed only faster >And "Live Die Repeat" powers, except he can go back exactly as far as he wants >And super-electrical powers, can punch hard enough to stagger Supermen. >And a young sidekick of himself with the SAME powers >and Batman and Supergirl on his side >STILL can't figure out how to beat a bunch of alien morons
Barry just had to find some Kryptonite. Like how the frick did those russians held Supergirl captive? She knew how to speak english so she didn't fall in Siberia.
guys i watched the movie can someone explain to me if supergirl had been locked up since she got to earth why did she have some supergirl suit with her? I'm trying to understand this plothole. It didn't make much sense to me but im moronic
It's never said how long she's been trapped by the Russians. Nor how exactly the Russians figured out her weakness was "red sunlight" or how you generate red sunlight. Or really how the whole Yellow Sun thing ever worked, ever.
Just go with it. Maybe they liked raping her in her space jammies, wo knows? You'd think they'd have it in a lab trying to replicate a rubber suit that can stop missiles tho.
The implication is she crashed down in Russia and was apprehended by them. And that she never did a Superhero thing at all. The red and blue suit is their inexplicable native clothing sorta kinda.
>The red and blue suit is their inexplicable native clothing sorta kinda.
is it really? I honestly never really watched superman before so I don't know any lore
Also that Zod captured baby Clark in hyperspace, and killed him milking him for the Codex, when it's shown he has a perfectly good Codex Detector in the movie. So he just killed him for no real reason.
They never state what age Supergirl was landing on Earth, or how she speaks english, or anything else.
because it isn't really worth seeing. the only decent parts are the keaton batman parts but most people don't give a shit about keaton batman since he's so old.
other than that it's fairly generic superhero shit and ezra miller/barry allen is insufferable, especially the 2nd version of him
Anon, I don't think those scenes where he's going all Transporter on those guards are real. So of course it can "move".
In fact, having seen a lot of Batman live choreography I can assure you that was all cartoon. You were watching an Arkham game vidya.
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I know that Anon. I'm saying seeing the Burton Batman suit move was cool regardless of it was CGI or not. It looked real enough to me not to care.
>a movie that exists only as cheap fan service and call backs bombs because it's trying to capitalise on Marvel's multiverse shit >mfw I can just watch all the multiverse scenes on social media that were recorded on some Jeet's smartphone and never need to watch the movie
Damn, suits need to get better, look at that painted line on his shoulder. If the imagery is higher quality then hack shit like this is visible to all.
That's the joke, yes. Not that the "real" suit is amazing either.
also when you think about alt Barry got cucked so hard. Finds out his doomed universe isn't meant to exist, forced to become a superhero overnight, has to watch his friends die over and over, becomes evil trying to save them, realizes his mom has to die no matter what, and also dies himself shortly after.
>Batman and Superman will be played by two handome men with zero charisma, one of which is too old >Aquaman will be Lawrence from Office Space with tattoos >Wonder Woman will be this awful stick from Israel with a stupid accent and zero acting ability >Flash will be this erratic twink from the Don Knotts school of acting
T-thanks??
Wan's Aquaman with Mamoa was the best of these DC films. To me, that was what I think DC films should have been.
Even Wonder Woman had too mucb of Snyder's stink on it and his horrible heroin chic supermodel casting.
Shazam was a decent DC films... even if more kid focused film DC film... 8even if Sivana was a bit cliche evil version of the hero trope instead of keeping him a mousey evil scientist. Too bad the sequel threw it all away.
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Isn't this the first big summer for movies since the lockdown nonsense? Maybe this is a sign that the majority liked staying home for kino rather than going to the theater anyway. I know I did.
May and June of 2022 had Top Gun 2 make 1.5 billy, Jurassic Park 6 make 1 billy, and Doctor Strange 2 make 900 million. People still go to the movies in summer, they're just mostly tired of capeshit and especially DC.
I think most people don’t want to watch a movie where the star is a they/them freak who went on a crime spree with impunity due to his israeli heritage.
Just throwing out a possibility.
I can't think of a single soul who watched either (or both) cuts of Justice League and thought "Man I would love to see 2 and a half hours of the Ezra Miller Flash".
Disney agents are bullying to death this movie. Just look how every single image and thumbnail of Ezra Miller looks. They always use the goofiest picture to represent their articles instead of using one of his many cool moments. Marvel and Disnay double agents and black ops have destroyed the DC universe and I will never forgive it
I saw this movie. He's ACTING his way through a lot of it, when he isn't trying to awkwardly feign sparks with that chubby negress. Or he just mopes.
It's spastic or moping. They don't even show when he's TEEN Barry (literally just Ezra in "hello fellow kids" clothes, acting Extra Hyper Goofy.
You’re right. The israeli film industry would totally railroad this movie starring a they/them intersectional israeli freakazoid because that’s how the film industry works, right?
It’s not like we had a bunch of affiliates of Ezra Miller like James Gunn and Andy Muschietti all running cover ops and damage control pieces for him. It’s not like WB did everything they could to suppress the stories on Miller protect his image. It’s not like Ezra Miller is someone deeply connected to the industry via nepotism and this affords him unique privileges, right?
>Its such a good movie too.
It fricking is not.
It's a pointless fricking movie.
1. Go back in time to set up subtle change that saves Mom
2. Whoops I get kicked into a parallel timeline by Mysterious Evil Guy lurking in timestream
3. Meet teen self who is happy and has both parents
4. Oh shit it's Zod
5. Gotta give "teen" Barry powers
6. Lose own powers
7. No other heroes cept Batman
8. Batman says frick off
9. Try to find Superman
10. Batman changes mind
11. Find Supergirl instead of Superman
12. Restore powers
13. Try to stop Zod, fail
14. Travel back in time, try again with only tiny changes, fail
15. Same strategy, fail again
16. Give up on entire world, tell teen Barry "so sorry, everyone must die, it's just Destiny and shit"
17. He keeps trying exact same fricking stupid strategy over and over, wrecking a bunch of other parallel universes
18. Mysterious Guy shows up, it's this teen Barry after 1 trillion moronic same frickups
19. Tries to kill Old Barry kills himself, is dusted Endgame style exactly
20. All other parallel universes saved for some reason by this
21. this one is still fricked, oh well too bad
22. Go back to own universe, unfix situation thus ensuring mother dies on schedule
23. BUT move stuff so Dad is exonerated and released from prison
24. Now Batman is Cloon-dog looking gaunt from Ozempic.
Trying to belittle such kino moments as Barry trying a million times and failing to the point he becomes twisted only shows me how filtered you were. Thats such a poetic metaphor for life, how you can obsess over your failures to the point they devour you, or you learn to let go and move on. The rest is just you being a salty homosexual and listing plot points.
>such kino moments as Barry trying a million times and failing to the point he becomes twisted
He keeps getting pieces of exploding spaceship stuck in him.
And apparently he keeps going back to the SAME EXACT SPOT, AT THE SAME EXACT MOMENT, and getting new pieces of spaceship lodged in him. Which he can somehow live through for raisins. Til he is jagged covered in broken bits of spaceship Flash.
Basically Barry time travels against Bruce's explicit warning, is ambushed into a parallel universe/timeline? by a guy who wouldn't even exist unless he got ambushed into that timeline to create him, kills that guy accidentally, saves absolutely no one, re-kills his own Mom, but learns no lesson and fricks up everything saving his Dad.
An entire alternate Earth dies to spring his Dad from jail. I'm pretty fricking certain Barry could spring his Dad from Jail and Bruce could give him a new identity, but why not.
>Its such a good movie too.
It fricking is not.
It's a pointless fricking movie.
1. Go back in time to set up subtle change that saves Mom
2. Whoops I get kicked into a parallel timeline by Mysterious Evil Guy lurking in timestream
3. Meet teen self who is happy and has both parents
4. Oh shit it's Zod
5. Gotta give "teen" Barry powers
6. Lose own powers
7. No other heroes cept Batman
8. Batman says frick off
9. Try to find Superman
10. Batman changes mind
11. Find Supergirl instead of Superman
12. Restore powers
13. Try to stop Zod, fail
14. Travel back in time, try again with only tiny changes, fail
15. Same strategy, fail again
16. Give up on entire world, tell teen Barry "so sorry, everyone must die, it's just Destiny and shit"
17. He keeps trying exact same fricking stupid strategy over and over, wrecking a bunch of other parallel universes
18. Mysterious Guy shows up, it's this teen Barry after 1 trillion moronic same frickups
19. Tries to kill Old Barry kills himself, is dusted Endgame style exactly
20. All other parallel universes saved for some reason by this
21. this one is still fricked, oh well too bad
22. Go back to own universe, unfix situation thus ensuring mother dies on schedule
23. BUT move stuff so Dad is exonerated and released from prison
24. Now Batman is Cloon-dog looking gaunt from Ozempic.
yeah. it really is a wet fart of a films.
amazing how they made everything in it seem so pointless.
even the mess of johns's original flashpoint comics thst rebooted all of dc was better as a stand alone story than this clusterfrick. thomas wayne as flashpoint batman and the amazon vs atlantis war were far better narrtively than hermit keatonbats and zod again.
>An entire alternate Earth dies to spring his Dad from jail.
So you were okay with the entire DCEU earth dying when Barry saved his mom at the beginning of the movie?
it's more like Back to the Future, at the end the alt Earth characters are put back in their original worlds with nicer endings
I liked it, but ultimately it wasn't an important movie. It was a small cog film from a franchise machine they dismantled. There is no villain in the movie. It's supposed to be a very personal story but they didn't convey that as well as they could have. With a lead that wasn't saturated in controversy and a tighter focus on the differences between older Barry and the teenage one and I think it would have been certified kino. I still liked it because I could see some interesting things going on between the Barry's but most of it was played for laughs. I liked the Keaton stuff but they probably should have cut all the other heroes from the movie. Maybe kept Batfleck as the voice of reason. Instead of the desert have the Barry's trying to stop Zod in Metropolis and no matter what they do they keep losing there and the final straw would be older Barry realizing he couldn't even save the kid he saved in the past, while younger Barry keeps trying.
>Alium invaders threaten world >Land all their ships in the middle of an empty fricking desert military base where they've agreed to meet >Do not nuke the shit out of them >Instead just show up and say "we failed, whaddya gonna do?" >Try to fight advanced aliums with assault rifles and a few tanks >Failing horribly >Still no nuking >A FULL DAY of this goes by, they are still in desert >Still throwing infantry at them >Still not nuking the piss out of them
Faora got knocked unconscious by a Hellfire missile, they cannot shrug off nukes. And absolutely none of them remove their protective suits, yet Zod is somehow supposed to be as dangerous as Justice League Superman for raisins.
you wont believe me because of the "8 year old" twitter meme but my 4 year old literally explained the upside down from stranger things to me. doing hand movements and picking up a piece of cardboard and flipping it over and portals and everything
No I believe it, it's been a plot point in a ton of media targeting kids.
This movie's window to not be derivative was between Infinity War and Endgame.
i hate this shit. my nephew used to say this precocious seeming stuff about his mind that had me all impressed and it turned out it's just from the movie Inside
Finally, i knew i wasnt the only one who saw that awful chest design, and yes, even the old schumaker had globohomosexual in it not just because of the nipples, but the batasses, in B&R, Robin has an inflated ass bigger then fricking batgirl which looks flat and no nipples on the girls........................
The Army starts fighting Zod in this awful CGI plain that makes DUNC look like Helm's Deep.
Supergirl sees this, leaves, Barry and Keaton spend an entire night restoring Barry's powers with a super-convenient electrical storm over Wayne Manor.
They return the following Day (this scene) and they are STILL fighting the army hand-to-hand in this utterly featureless CGI artifact.
>Barry and Keaton spend an entire night restoring Barry's powers with a super-convenient electrical storm over Wayne Manor.
That part is taken straight from the comics, but I take it it didn't end up burning Barry to a crisp?
This also bothered me;
Zod and his goons are all out in the desert locked in fight with Army.
World Engine thing is over Gotham/Metropolis and he activates it remotely while Flash and co. are in battle with them.
Flash travels back in time.
Why not instead go to Metropolis, and the four of them waste the World Engine, thus leaving Zod to just duke it out on their terms?
There's only a couple dozen Kryptonians; they show no signs of wanting to expose themselves to Earth's atmosphere.
Just wreck their terraformer. Then the four of them fight a guerilla war against them, taking them out one by one. They won't even frick, they can't replenish their numbers without Kara.
I thought all Kryptonians got their powers by default when exposed to yellow sun.
Is that why Flash easily beats them this time when he couldn't lift a finger to JL Supes?
They do, but they also get stronger the more sun radiation they can absorb, so the idea is probably that because they were in full armor, they only got a little of it.
Not that it was ever really consistent in any medium with Kryptonians, so not really worth overthinking it. It's called capeshit for a reason.
>Ezra sucked and fricked his way into Hollywood, but he doesn't have any actual charisma or box office draw
well, how were those producers supposed to predict that 8-year-old blowing them would grow up to be such a weirdo
DCU's number one, biggest and greatest flaw that all of their problems sprang from, is chasing the MCU from film to film. They were always playing catch up but never ever found their footing, so it was a series of faceplants that will go down in cinema history as one of the bigger mishandlings of IP.
>Batman and Superman will be played by two handome men with zero charisma, one of which is too old >Aquaman will be Lawrence from Office Space with tattoos >Wonder Woman will be this awful stick from Israel with a stupid accent and zero acting ability >Flash will be this erratic twink from the Don Knotts school of acting
T-thanks??
They have 2 non-shit villains across all their movies. their secondary characters are either stupid-casting like Eisenluthor or Black replacement, when they aren't just a joke like "shot in the face" Jimmy Olsen.
homie, most of the people that liked Snyder's DC movies decided to not only boycott this movie but also do everything in their power to undermine it. Most casual viewers are saying they're angry because of what happened to Henry Cavill.
Keep telling yourself that, I'm not buying into it.
No one hates Henry Cavill, but he is maybe 4th best live action Superman, who'll be forgotten like Routh.
I checked his ticket sales, Man of Autism dropped off big-time, BvS failed to make the billion when the billion was easy to make, WITH Batman, with Wonder Woman.
I don't listen to internet banter, where 20 people can sound like a Personal Army of loud homosexuals.
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>Man of Steel >Megahit >all the way down at 9th in box office >barely ekes past Dark World, one of the shittiest most reviled MCU movies >BvS >Megahit >All the way down at 7th place >below the Secret Life of Pets
Truly sad.
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Now humiliate yourself and total up the MCU films from the same timeframe as the DCEU.
Wonder Woman finished 10th that year, behind a pile of Disney movies.
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Every living generation grew up exposed to DC media; the Boomers had televised Superman, Batman, then Wonder Woman.
Following that innumerable live action Superman shows, animated shows and movies, a whole CW-verse...
And not once did Snyder overcome the MCU. Even Aquaman, the highest grossing DCEU film, came in 5th overall, or 3rd behind two MCU flicks. Wonder Woman behind 4 of them. BvS came closest, 7th overall and made 40% less than Civil War in the same year.
Cope.
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You could say the same about Marvel, specially the Hulk what with how iconic The Incredible Hulk TV show was.
And if Superman is such a valued IP why Superman Returns didn't break a billion? Why Batman Begins only did 400m?
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I still argue that Man Of Steel and Batman V Superman sold on ghe characters alone. Zack Snyder poisoned the well with his terrible versions of them. DC films never recovered from Snyder's twisted vision and the trash he put those icons through. They took Snyder off Justice League, but it was too little too late.
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I was there opening night of BVS. Most parents and their kids walked out happy and looking forward to the Justice League, even though some were confused by the movie. There was clearly an uphill interest.
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My screening didn't have any kids, it was mostly 30-40yo fatties
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I went with my gf at the time a couple of days after it opened. I remember expecting it to be shit but funny (cheap cinema tickets).
But then it started with the montage of Bruce's parents dying mixed with the funeral and Bruce falling into the pit, and I so clearly remember thinking to myself "so when does this get bad?"
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>not once did Snyder overcome the MCU
He wasn't trying to. The original plan was to do a standalone Superman trilogy. But the WB execs got greedy so he gave them his JL 5 film plan which had a set beginning and end. Ironically, if they had only stuck to his plan we'd be well into a Flashpoint-style reboot now, but with all the character arcs from the previous films concluded.
And whether you liked/disliked Snyder's movies is irrelevant. The cold hard facts are they made money. WB not only shot themselves in the foot firing him, but worse they failed to replace him with somebody better.
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What is it about Snyder that attracts autistic morons?
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They’re minorities.
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Losers who are attracted to things simply because they get a lot of hate. They're outcasts so they relate to other outcasts.
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Lower framerate makes it easier to see for them, these pastel colors also stimulate them
Prices of goods are so high these days that I wonder if anyone else is like me in that they would see Flash if it was cheaper but so much in life right now is expensive that I can't consciously spend money on going to a movie. I'm saving money to raise a family right now and I can barely pay my bills as they stand. Oppenheimer is the one movie I'm gonna cough up the cash for this summer
WB should've dropped DC and accept that it was never going to be as successful as Marvel, literally, should've dropped right after BvS abysmal reception but instead they decided to keep going and it nearly killed their studio
Now it's truly over because capeshit in general is dying and not even the MCU can keep people interested.
I thought No Way Home was a pretty lame memberberries gimmick film, but at least it made bank. Even Multiverse of madness did dece t numbers.
This Flash flick was a flaming trainwreck.
I guess it is fitting for this series of DC films.
At least Avengers and the Marvel films achived some good heights before Feige and Alonso crashed it for their bullshit token diversity wave.
As more of a fan of DC characters, it killed me to see Marvel lapping DC with their successful films. ON YOUR LEFT
I have gone back to scenes in it a number of time.
It is staggering that they went through and produced those scenes, called it a day, and put them in theaters. This film was in development for so long and THIS is what they end up with?!
And then their marketing tries to handwave it with bullsbit like this.
at least this one doesnt try to pass off auburn haired originals as gingers
though I wish you used the comic Annie instead of that illustration
I feel bad for these black actors having to settle for hand me down white roles because Hollywood producers just want token "diversity" and don't actually want authentic black characters for them to play.
Do better.
Jimmy Olsen is one of the most annoying because they should have just had Steel if they wanted a role for a black man. You would have also gotten a black actress to play his niece too.
Don't care how sexy her neck was... that show was trash.
If Superman Legacy bombs then it’s the end of live action DC movies besides Batman for at least 15 years. We might still get a tv show here and there but there won’t be any large budgets anymore.
Just saw the movie this weekend. It wasn't even that bad. The story is actually way better than garbage like BvS. The issue id assume is that
a) no one cares about the flash
b) DC went on record saying the dcverse is getting rebooted anyways so this movie doesn't matter
c) Ezra is apparently a rapist
Ezra is too young. He plays the Flash like Wally West. Barry Allen should be just as smart and capable as the other Justice Leaguers. And he should have dated Irvin West instead
people are too stupid to understand the story and got filtered
They never went
People don't like the homosexual flash. Ever.
>yet another multiverse movie
woah too smart for me
The part where they are stupidly trying to explain the whole parallel situation with spaghetti noodles is hilarious, by now 10 yr olds could explain it better. This is like the 6th movie in a few years to do this exact same shit.
you explain it better then. no one else has used that time travel mechanic. turning the spaghetti noodle was a good way to explain it concisely
They could had just used the actual explanaion from Flashpoint."Break the sound barrier, and there’s a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier, Flash. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit—but enough. Enough for events to happen slightly differently."
The spaghetti analogy is a better visual representation in a movie medium.
that's stupid though it's basically BTTF where the affects have to propagate through time. that implies that it is changing things. you didn't change anything at all, you just hopped timelines. changing something invariably causes you to hop timelines. it's not changing anything in either timeline though, you're just moving yourself.
The real truth is no one outside comic fans gives a solitary frick about the fricking Flash lmao
Kys it's trash and people have capeshit fatigue, no one wants to be invested for another 10+ movies for some overarching plot
rptsxh
>moron comedian butchers a joke
>assumes they didn't get it because they didn't laugh
>audience just thought it was unfunny and a waste of their time
Only a flash fan wouldn't understand this basic human situation.
Oh Sage Anon! I beg of you to explain a part of the story that elludes my doughbrain!
Why is it, that after spending the entire movie learning that trying to alter the past will have terrible unforseen consequences, even if that alteration is no greater than moving a single can of tomato sauce to another place to save someone from their fate, The Flash still decides to instead move every single can on an entire shelf to another place to save someone from their fate, and then acts surprised when things are different?
Please grant me your wisdom!
No, it's shit and killed Keaton's Batman
DC sisters...... why won't snyder save us................................ is it because we treat him like shit??????? snyder cut made more money then this.........
The Snyder cultists talk big online but when it comes time to show up and support the snyderverse they chicken out
The Flash isn't Snyderverse.
Yes it is, it features his characters.
By that same logic every Sonic erotic fan-fiction is canon because it uses the same characters.
are you genuinely moronic
Which scenes in The Flash were written and/or directed by Snyder?
Wait. Are they not?
I thought they were?
The rings are falling because he got AIDS
>Yes it is, it features his characters.
Shifting the blame I see. Predictable.
holy shit i love that fricking picture
Yes it is, poojeet. Snyder himself was the one who chose Ezra Miller as the DCEU's Flash.
This, Snyder killed the DCEU in the cradle with shitty casting choice after shitty casting choice.
>a batman vs superman movie failed to to make 1 billion
>got mogged by aquaman
snyder is the most pathetic "director" to ever live
it was a Wonder Woman movie guest starring Batman and Superman
Wonder Woman is barely in BvS, it's mostly a gay breakup movie with Batman and Superman.
The Flash was the last death throws of the Snyderverse after Zack shot DC in the head with his horrbile films like he did Jimmy Olsen.
This movie shits on the Snyderverse and erases it.
I'm sorry?
Whedon cut was better but Cinemaphile isn't ready for that yet.
It really was.
Hello Mr. Hamada.
of course it was better, twice better to be exact
I watched neither of them
>streaming records
based on what?
the internal numbers HBOMax has? do any of these streaming services have any proper third party analytics or do they all just fudge their numbers?
also, isnt this the same sergice that did so fuxking badly that they had to rename it to Max? As if HBOMax wasn't already bad enough.
Why the frick didn't they call it Warner Watertower or something to sell the Warner brand alongside Discovery+?
Oh and the Snyderverse is as important to them as 90 Day Fiance.
>Snyder cultists
A few thousand chuds aren't enough to save a movie from bombing.
This movie was anti-Snyder though. The whole point of the movie was to erase the Snyderverse, erase Affleck Batman, and erase Cavill Superman.
This is James Gunn bullshit.
This movie has been in production for a decade
And gunn killed any chance it had when he made his announcement after black adam.
imagine how dumb the capeshit Black folk are that just because a movie is one off they won't see it but they would otherwise
picrel
Reminder.
this can both be true and still be a dogshit movie
>bragging that your son is the smartest kid in his special ed class
reminder - the boss of DCU will say whatever the board tells him to.
The trick is to say "probably" each time. And when the backslash will get too big, he will just defend himself with it. Just like when he doodled kids.
>Greatest superhero movie
The bar is very very low
weird, cuz I know far more people that watched flash but didnt watch black adam nor shazam
I know at least 20 people thst watched Flash but literally ZERO that watched the little mermaid but yet everyone is trying to convince me that this is a huge success and a victory against racism
how many of those 20 are little kids?
not him but little kids dont drive to the movies. their parents take them. i would never watch the Black person mermaid and my wife has said the same
I saw Flash myself with a friend of mine at 6pm last Thursday in an otherwise completely empty theater.
The Little Mermaid is STILL the #1 movie in theaters in Japan. My friend's wife and kids went to see it.
your friends a moronic homosexual anon
He's literally a high school math teacher who was bored that Thursday, who has a wife and kids.
We both mocked the movie thoughout.
i meant your Black person mermaid friend. but yes, youre also clearly a moron
>lets pay for something we dont like but its ok because its ironic
i bet you also ironically take his dick up the ass you homosexual
Kids dont give a frick about Flash, or any capeshit lately.
But to answer your questions, it's like 7 women, and none of them are kids.
I'm saying this unironically, Idk how the frick is little mermaid doing so well.
Some people like the Live Disney shit. You apparently like this homosexual's awful movie, you don't get to judge.
You don't talk to women Anon, and women won't let you anywhere near their children, the two main viewing groups of Little Mermaid.
I've been shilling this shit for the past month and a half on Cinemaphile. How the frick?
Top10 biggest 2nd weekend drops for major theatrical CBMs:
Morbius -73.8%
The Flash -72.5%
X-Men: Dark Phoenix -71.5%
The Suicide Squad -71.5%*
Hellboy 2 -70.7%
Ant-Man: Quantumania -69.9%
Hulk (2003) - 69.7%
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - 69.1%
Elektra - 69%
Shazam: Fury of the Gods - 69%
as shit as all those movies are, dark phoenix is in league of its own
I'm sure people who paid to watch it will never step into a cinema again
Dark Phoenix is a bad movie but The Flash is leagues beyond that, that shit looks like a PS2 game in not only one but multiple times, is not only a bad movie is a big "frick you" to anyone who went to the cinema.
Yeah bad cgi is pretty inexcusable for GA, it really does feel insulting watching it, like the studio just hoped you wouldn’t care about it.
I didn't see the flash but there's ZERO possibility it's even half as bad as dark phoenix
The suicide squad is decent though, big improvement over the first one
>X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Know what's crazy? Thing bombed so hard I have never even heard of it until now
I still wonder why the loving frick we had an Elektra movie, WHY?!?!?!?
>Elektra-69%
Nice.
Oh, thats why they never made a Hellboy 3
it's a movie for no one
>if you like the Flash, his first movie is barely about his world/characters, and he's played by an uncharismatic criminal'
>if you like Keaton's Batman, he's basically an action figure spouting catchphrases and could have have been any other Batman in his place
>if you like MOS, this doesn't have Cavill and Zod/Faora are wasted
>if you don't like MOS, a large chunk of the film is about the events that happened there
>if you don't know the deep history of DC on film, all the cameo at the end doesn't mean anything
>if you do know, you will be angry that they ressurected dead actors with cheap cgi
>if you just wanted to see cool action and effects, the cgi is utterly horrible
there was no audience for this
you forgot
>if you are tired of multiverse/time travel shit, this movie makes everything meaningless since it's a reboot
We need some kind of law that prohibits a single IP from being rebooted more than once a decade.
If there is a reboot and it fails, tough shit. You get to wait until 2030 to reboot with everybody else.
add in the horrible attempts at humor
>flash puts a baby in a microwave while he eats snacks while he hilariously saves several babies in a row.
unlikable actor with terrible jokes
Yeah where were the jokes about Chai tea (doohh! I mean just "Chai") and the masked superhero doing an obviously fake disguised voice when talking to someone they know? Ge. Nius. fr fr
>uncharismatic criminal
exactly
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
Btw I’m surprised no one is talking about how god awful iris west’s acting was. I know she was forgettable but she was such an acting vacuum. I don’t know how she got the role.
Also the side characters were so inconsequential.
Probably because she's in the movie for all of 5 minutes.
I've never seen failure as big as this one, as well people running to do everything to defend it.
Because it's culmination of everything wrong with the DC cinematic universe and capeshit in general
It absolutely reeks of how they should have canned the whole project years ago.
Everyone who praised this movie in media got exposed as a transparently paid shill.
The NYTimes review of it got slammed by reader responses.
Someone want to explain to Mr. Blue Checkmark that "we" don't get paid for pretending to like the movie like he does?
For that matter who the frick is he?
>look him up
>"social media influencer"
>less followers than my loose cousin on all platforms
what is the qualifier for getting a blue checkmark is it seriously just something you pay for now?
>loose cousin
links?
Yes, you give Musk the monies and now you are "important".
>now
are you implying that the goy mark actually meant something at any point?
>y'all
Am I the only one who watched it? CGI was pathetically bad but I laffed and got the feels. I love my mom. I don't want to lose my mom. I cried
Shit was terrible start to finish.
I don’t even love my mom as much still I had a lump in my throat. Watched the movie twice. Ezra Miller is great in it. Good actor.
Flash is a chad not a fricking twink. Ezra has no star power.
I go out of my way to support DC but I skipped this movie because of Ezra
Like isn't Flash supposed to run really fast? The dude gets fricked in the ass and ipso facto runs like he was just fricked in the ass the night before. Flashgays! Ya lost
I work in soundtrack production and this is wrong. Either no one can afford whatever licensing fee WB want, or more likely WB has sole right to release things themselves on their label Watertower but aren't because they just do not care to. It's the same when you can't get a Netflix soundtrack on a streaming platform. Netflix usually own the rights to their own music and don't license the soundtrack out to labels for release but also don't release the album themselves because they do not care to put in the tiny amount of manpower to do it since it makes so little money.
Correct. If there's no money to be made, they don't see the point. I would be fine with this if they at least offered a version of the movie/show without sound effects and dialogue so you can just listen to the music. But I'm a music nerd so whatever
Cult classic.
Spiderverse won.
Trans representation matters
What about Ezra? He's the magical 7th gender, doesn't it need representation?
No one wants to watch a violent pedophile make goofy faces and think it's acting.
Why? No one sane loves that shit
> Troon on nogger action.
Every day we stray further from the light of God.
Because Ezra Miller is box office poison. No one wants to watch a deranged pedophile with a blown-out butthole.
I'm pretty certain there were a lot of families that didn't want to take their kids to a movie where he prances fully naked through multiple scenes.
Nah. That shits tight. Trust me.
After enough sodomy, his butthole will be ruined to the point where he has to wear diapers to stop shit dropping out. Disgusting creature.
Not my problem.
The end of capeshit is upon us
>Still no Deathstroke stand-alone movie
I am glad it didn't happen after all, they'd frick it up
Its weird that WB kept making DC flicks after BvS.
They should have brought Snyder back. He would have saved them. Warner bros just needs to have a light grip and let them creators cook for them.
>Hero has Quicksilver from X-Men's speed only faster
>And "Live Die Repeat" powers, except he can go back exactly as far as he wants
>And super-electrical powers, can punch hard enough to stagger Supermen.
>And a young sidekick of himself with the SAME powers
>and Batman and Supergirl on his side
>STILL can't figure out how to beat a bunch of alien morons
It was just pathetic.
if moving people with superspeed is so bad for you, why didn't he just move all the aliens?
You idiot. Practically each one of the aliens is almost as strong and fast as Superman. Still they took out a bunch of them.
everything flash did in this movie was patbetic
it was like he was a reject from the bing bang theory show
Barry just had to find some Kryptonite. Like how the frick did those russians held Supergirl captive? She knew how to speak english so she didn't fall in Siberia.
I guess it had something to do with spaghetti
No matter how good flash is he has never beaten Superman and this time he was up against 3 supermen equivalents.
Chuds continue to win big day after day. Thank you Chuds for grinding these terrible films into the dirt.
Reminder these threads are astroturfed and the real flop was spiderverse
guys i watched the movie can someone explain to me if supergirl had been locked up since she got to earth why did she have some supergirl suit with her? I'm trying to understand this plothole. It didn't make much sense to me but im moronic
It's never said how long she's been trapped by the Russians. Nor how exactly the Russians figured out her weakness was "red sunlight" or how you generate red sunlight. Or really how the whole Yellow Sun thing ever worked, ever.
Just go with it. Maybe they liked raping her in her space jammies, wo knows? You'd think they'd have it in a lab trying to replicate a rubber suit that can stop missiles tho.
but wouldn't someone have told flash like hey there's a super girl if you are looking for superman if she had been a superhero helping people already
The implication is she crashed down in Russia and was apprehended by them. And that she never did a Superhero thing at all. The red and blue suit is their inexplicable native clothing sorta kinda.
>The red and blue suit is their inexplicable native clothing sorta kinda.
is it really? I honestly never really watched superman before so I don't know any lore
Also that Zod captured baby Clark in hyperspace, and killed him milking him for the Codex, when it's shown he has a perfectly good Codex Detector in the movie. So he just killed him for no real reason.
They never state what age Supergirl was landing on Earth, or how she speaks english, or anything else.
slavs like raping men not chicks
Among other factors: awful word of mouth because the visual effects/CGI are obviously horrendous and laughably amateurish.
because it isn't really worth seeing. the only decent parts are the keaton batman parts but most people don't give a shit about keaton batman since he's so old.
other than that it's fairly generic superhero shit and ezra miller/barry allen is insufferable, especially the 2nd version of him
All it is is Keaton spouting 'memberberry catchphrases from his Batman days. It was actually pretty sad and lame.
i was talking about the action parts with him I actually enjoyed watching him beat up the russian guards
I mean sure, that CGI Batman beating up those CGI guards was swell I guess.
i like his suit design and seeing it actually be able to move was neat
Anon, I don't think those scenes where he's going all Transporter on those guards are real. So of course it can "move".
In fact, having seen a lot of Batman live choreography I can assure you that was all cartoon. You were watching an Arkham game vidya.
I know that Anon. I'm saying seeing the Burton Batman suit move was cool regardless of it was CGI or not. It looked real enough to me not to care.
>a movie that exists only as cheap fan service and call backs bombs because it's trying to capitalise on Marvel's multiverse shit
>mfw I can just watch all the multiverse scenes on social media that were recorded on some Jeet's smartphone and never need to watch the movie
Zack Snyder's fanboys are fricking brutal, man.
Damn, suits need to get better, look at that painted line on his shoulder. If the imagery is higher quality then hack shit like this is visible to all.
Its an old Batsuit Barry painted red. I was supposed to look shitty.
>I was supposed to look shitty.
That's the joke, yes. Not that the "real" suit is amazing either.
also when you think about alt Barry got cucked so hard. Finds out his doomed universe isn't meant to exist, forced to become a superhero overnight, has to watch his friends die over and over, becomes evil trying to save them, realizes his mom has to die no matter what, and also dies himself shortly after.
oh, as long as there's an in-narrative reason for the shittiness that's understandable.
Snyder cast that gayboi and israelitesticc and the rest is history
holy shit
Damn.
It's almost like dc heroes are shit or something.
Zod and that a good death is its own reward chick are cool.
she cute
no one wants to see ezra's ugly mug on the big screen for 2 hours
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>Batman and Superman will be played by two handome men with zero charisma, one of which is too old
>Aquaman will be Lawrence from Office Space with tattoos
>Wonder Woman will be this awful stick from Israel with a stupid accent and zero acting ability
>Flash will be this erratic twink from the Don Knotts school of acting
T-thanks??
I am become Zack Snyder, the destroyer of universes
>Flash will be this erratic twink from the Don Knotts school of acting
lmao
You forgot the biggest mistake of them all. Mark Zuckerberg as Lex Luther.
Mamoa was great as Aquaman though.
Wan's Aquaman with Mamoa was the best of these DC films. To me, that was what I think DC films should have been.
Even Wonder Woman had too mucb of Snyder's stink on it and his horrible heroin chic supermodel casting.
Shazam was a decent DC films... even if more kid focused film DC film... 8even if Sivana was a bit cliche evil version of the hero trope instead of keeping him a mousey evil scientist. Too bad the sequel threw it all away.
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Isn't this the first big summer for movies since the lockdown nonsense? Maybe this is a sign that the majority liked staying home for kino rather than going to the theater anyway. I know I did.
May and June of 2022 had Top Gun 2 make 1.5 billy, Jurassic Park 6 make 1 billy, and Doctor Strange 2 make 900 million. People still go to the movies in summer, they're just mostly tired of capeshit and especially DC.
didnt the movie has a literal rapist in it?
Erza is the reason
I think most people don’t want to watch a movie where the star is a they/them freak who went on a crime spree with impunity due to his israeli heritage.
Just throwing out a possibility.
I can't think of a single soul who watched either (or both) cuts of Justice League and thought "Man I would love to see 2 and a half hours of the Ezra Miller Flash".
That was... fast.
Gotta take advantage of that residual hype (really they don't want to destroy Blue Beetleborg by having this shit out at the same time).
would it even be worth torrenting this?
Wait for the Cgi patch 1.1
No, wouldn't be worth streaming it either.
Well I paid to see it opening day.
I wasn't going to go AGAIN.
Disney agents are bullying to death this movie. Just look how every single image and thumbnail of Ezra Miller looks. They always use the goofiest picture to represent their articles instead of using one of his many cool moments. Marvel and Disnay double agents and black ops have destroyed the DC universe and I will never forgive it
Not Disney, Snyder's fans. They're the ones leaking the movie on Twitter and Tiktok.
I saw this movie. He's ACTING his way through a lot of it, when he isn't trying to awkwardly feign sparks with that chubby negress. Or he just mopes.
It's spastic or moping. They don't even show when he's TEEN Barry (literally just Ezra in "hello fellow kids" clothes, acting Extra Hyper Goofy.
>waaah waaaah it’s all a conspiracy
You’re right. The israeli film industry would totally railroad this movie starring a they/them intersectional israeli freakazoid because that’s how the film industry works, right?
It’s not like we had a bunch of affiliates of Ezra Miller like James Gunn and Andy Muschietti all running cover ops and damage control pieces for him. It’s not like WB did everything they could to suppress the stories on Miller protect his image. It’s not like Ezra Miller is someone deeply connected to the industry via nepotism and this affords him unique privileges, right?
You’re a very very smart person.
they should have casted Cyborg
he had charisma which flash doesn't has
That is a powerful kabedon if ive ever seen one
Its such a good movie too. Maybe if Ezra didnt spaz out like a moron and start abducting kids and shit.
So much absolute shit gets churned out its a bummer when a legit good movie gets the shaft. I cried like a b***h during the "tomato can" scene.
>Its such a good movie too.
It fricking is not.
It's a pointless fricking movie.
1. Go back in time to set up subtle change that saves Mom
2. Whoops I get kicked into a parallel timeline by Mysterious Evil Guy lurking in timestream
3. Meet teen self who is happy and has both parents
4. Oh shit it's Zod
5. Gotta give "teen" Barry powers
6. Lose own powers
7. No other heroes cept Batman
8. Batman says frick off
9. Try to find Superman
10. Batman changes mind
11. Find Supergirl instead of Superman
12. Restore powers
13. Try to stop Zod, fail
14. Travel back in time, try again with only tiny changes, fail
15. Same strategy, fail again
16. Give up on entire world, tell teen Barry "so sorry, everyone must die, it's just Destiny and shit"
17. He keeps trying exact same fricking stupid strategy over and over, wrecking a bunch of other parallel universes
18. Mysterious Guy shows up, it's this teen Barry after 1 trillion moronic same frickups
19. Tries to kill Old Barry kills himself, is dusted Endgame style exactly
20. All other parallel universes saved for some reason by this
21. this one is still fricked, oh well too bad
22. Go back to own universe, unfix situation thus ensuring mother dies on schedule
23. BUT move stuff so Dad is exonerated and released from prison
24. Now Batman is Cloon-dog looking gaunt from Ozempic.
Trying to belittle such kino moments as Barry trying a million times and failing to the point he becomes twisted only shows me how filtered you were. Thats such a poetic metaphor for life, how you can obsess over your failures to the point they devour you, or you learn to let go and move on. The rest is just you being a salty homosexual and listing plot points.
It was kino. Time will prove me right.
>such kino moments as Barry trying a million times and failing to the point he becomes twisted
He keeps getting pieces of exploding spaceship stuck in him.
And apparently he keeps going back to the SAME EXACT SPOT, AT THE SAME EXACT MOMENT, and getting new pieces of spaceship lodged in him. Which he can somehow live through for raisins. Til he is jagged covered in broken bits of spaceship Flash.
It is Absolutely. Fricking. moronic.
Hi there, Ezra.
Basically Barry time travels against Bruce's explicit warning, is ambushed into a parallel universe/timeline? by a guy who wouldn't even exist unless he got ambushed into that timeline to create him, kills that guy accidentally, saves absolutely no one, re-kills his own Mom, but learns no lesson and fricks up everything saving his Dad.
An entire alternate Earth dies to spring his Dad from jail. I'm pretty fricking certain Barry could spring his Dad from Jail and Bruce could give him a new identity, but why not.
yeah. it really is a wet fart of a films.
amazing how they made everything in it seem so pointless.
even the mess of johns's original flashpoint comics thst rebooted all of dc was better as a stand alone story than this clusterfrick. thomas wayne as flashpoint batman and the amazon vs atlantis war were far better narrtively than hermit keatonbats and zod again.
>An entire alternate Earth dies to spring his Dad from jail.
So you were okay with the entire DCEU earth dying when Barry saved his mom at the beginning of the movie?
it's more like Back to the Future, at the end the alt Earth characters are put back in their original worlds with nicer endings
A special kind of Hell being stuck in Clooney's Batman universe
The Batcard is canon now
Next boycotting and leaking scenes from Blue Beetle.
I liked it, but ultimately it wasn't an important movie. It was a small cog film from a franchise machine they dismantled. There is no villain in the movie. It's supposed to be a very personal story but they didn't convey that as well as they could have. With a lead that wasn't saturated in controversy and a tighter focus on the differences between older Barry and the teenage one and I think it would have been certified kino. I still liked it because I could see some interesting things going on between the Barry's but most of it was played for laughs. I liked the Keaton stuff but they probably should have cut all the other heroes from the movie. Maybe kept Batfleck as the voice of reason. Instead of the desert have the Barry's trying to stop Zod in Metropolis and no matter what they do they keep losing there and the final straw would be older Barry realizing he couldn't even save the kid he saved in the past, while younger Barry keeps trying.
Had to take a piss, what were the end credit scene(s)?
Drunk Aquaman and Clooney Batman
>Alium invaders threaten world
>Land all their ships in the middle of an empty fricking desert military base where they've agreed to meet
>Do not nuke the shit out of them
>Instead just show up and say "we failed, whaddya gonna do?"
>Try to fight advanced aliums with assault rifles and a few tanks
>Failing horribly
>Still no nuking
>A FULL DAY of this goes by, they are still in desert
>Still throwing infantry at them
>Still not nuking the piss out of them
Super lame missed opportunity. They could have shown the nukes having no effect on the invaders and just making things worse for humanity.
Why do writers overlook this?
Faora got knocked unconscious by a Hellfire missile, they cannot shrug off nukes. And absolutely none of them remove their protective suits, yet Zod is somehow supposed to be as dangerous as Justice League Superman for raisins.
you wont believe me because of the "8 year old" twitter meme but my 4 year old literally explained the upside down from stranger things to me. doing hand movements and picking up a piece of cardboard and flipping it over and portals and everything
No I believe it, it's been a plot point in a ton of media targeting kids.
This movie's window to not be derivative was between Infinity War and Endgame.
i hate this shit. my nephew used to say this precocious seeming stuff about his mind that had me all impressed and it turned out it's just from the movie Inside
>for raisins
What is this moronic figure of speech?
This costume is horrible and make it looks like KeatonBats have breasts.
Did Joel Schumacher design it?
I kind of like it. It's like bridge between the Burton and Nolan suits
You're an idiot. Also lel at
>Kind of
Just have a nice day
No, I'm right and you're wrong. Best Batsuit since 2008, cry more
Every DCuck knows that every new Bat-whatever is the new greabest evar.
Well, now it is, thanks to Keaton. Batman Edward was cringe
You say that now, but when it was New Batman it was graebest. Whatever comes next will be new graebest. Quality stopped mattering ages ago.
What if they bring back an old bat suit? They're risking a universe-ending time paradox
They will never repeat a suit, Batman toys are what keeps WB's lights on.
Finally, i knew i wasnt the only one who saw that awful chest design, and yes, even the old schumaker had globohomosexual in it not just because of the nipples, but the batasses, in B&R, Robin has an inflated ass bigger then fricking batgirl which looks flat and no nipples on the girls........................
So peek your poison
Maybe those pecs are used for auxiliary storage like Gadot's empty boob holsters?
The Army starts fighting Zod in this awful CGI plain that makes DUNC look like Helm's Deep.
Supergirl sees this, leaves, Barry and Keaton spend an entire night restoring Barry's powers with a super-convenient electrical storm over Wayne Manor.
They return the following Day (this scene) and they are STILL fighting the army hand-to-hand in this utterly featureless CGI artifact.
why is one flash blue?
does it mean hes faster or slower?
Since "our" Flash used to be blue, I imagine blue = slower.
>Barry and Keaton spend an entire night restoring Barry's powers with a super-convenient electrical storm over Wayne Manor.
That part is taken straight from the comics, but I take it it didn't end up burning Barry to a crisp?
It did actually. And he would've died too.
Well, at least there's that.
Capeshit fatigue.
The top movie in theaters now is capeshit.
It's just "awful DC movie" fatigue.
This also bothered me;
Zod and his goons are all out in the desert locked in fight with Army.
World Engine thing is over Gotham/Metropolis and he activates it remotely while Flash and co. are in battle with them.
Flash travels back in time.
Why not instead go to Metropolis, and the four of them waste the World Engine, thus leaving Zod to just duke it out on their terms?
There's only a couple dozen Kryptonians; they show no signs of wanting to expose themselves to Earth's atmosphere.
Just wreck their terraformer. Then the four of them fight a guerilla war against them, taking them out one by one. They won't even frick, they can't replenish their numbers without Kara.
I thought all Kryptonians got their powers by default when exposed to yellow sun.
Is that why Flash easily beats them this time when he couldn't lift a finger to JL Supes?
They do, but they also get stronger the more sun radiation they can absorb, so the idea is probably that because they were in full armor, they only got a little of it.
Not that it was ever really consistent in any medium with Kryptonians, so not really worth overthinking it. It's called capeshit for a reason.
Ezra sucked and fricked his way into Hollywood, but he doesn't have any actual charisma or box office draw
>Ezra sucked and fricked his way into Hollywood, but he doesn't have any actual charisma or box office draw
well, how were those producers supposed to predict that 8-year-old blowing them would grow up to be such a weirdo
DCU's number one, biggest and greatest flaw that all of their problems sprang from, is chasing the MCU from film to film. They were always playing catch up but never ever found their footing, so it was a series of faceplants that will go down in cinema history as one of the bigger mishandlings of IP.
No, it's that their casting was pure shit.
They have 2 non-shit villains across all their movies. their secondary characters are either stupid-casting like Eisenluthor or Black replacement, when they aren't just a joke like "shot in the face" Jimmy Olsen.
homie, most of the people that liked Snyder's DC movies decided to not only boycott this movie but also do everything in their power to undermine it. Most casual viewers are saying they're angry because of what happened to Henry Cavill.
Keep telling yourself that, I'm not buying into it.
No one hates Henry Cavill, but he is maybe 4th best live action Superman, who'll be forgotten like Routh.
Check social media. Why even doubt me? You can just go and Google it up.
I checked his ticket sales, Man of Autism dropped off big-time, BvS failed to make the billion when the billion was easy to make, WITH Batman, with Wonder Woman.
I don't listen to internet banter, where 20 people can sound like a Personal Army of loud homosexuals.
>Man of Steel
>Megahit
>all the way down at 9th in box office
>barely ekes past Dark World, one of the shittiest most reviled MCU movies
>BvS
>Megahit
>All the way down at 7th place
>below the Secret Life of Pets
Truly sad.
Now humiliate yourself and total up the MCU films from the same timeframe as the DCEU.
Wonder Woman finished 10th that year, behind a pile of Disney movies.
Every living generation grew up exposed to DC media; the Boomers had televised Superman, Batman, then Wonder Woman.
Following that innumerable live action Superman shows, animated shows and movies, a whole CW-verse...
And not once did Snyder overcome the MCU. Even Aquaman, the highest grossing DCEU film, came in 5th overall, or 3rd behind two MCU flicks. Wonder Woman behind 4 of them. BvS came closest, 7th overall and made 40% less than Civil War in the same year.
Cope.
You could say the same about Marvel, specially the Hulk what with how iconic The Incredible Hulk TV show was.
And if Superman is such a valued IP why Superman Returns didn't break a billion? Why Batman Begins only did 400m?
I still argue that Man Of Steel and Batman V Superman sold on ghe characters alone. Zack Snyder poisoned the well with his terrible versions of them. DC films never recovered from Snyder's twisted vision and the trash he put those icons through. They took Snyder off Justice League, but it was too little too late.
I was there opening night of BVS. Most parents and their kids walked out happy and looking forward to the Justice League, even though some were confused by the movie. There was clearly an uphill interest.
My screening didn't have any kids, it was mostly 30-40yo fatties
I went with my gf at the time a couple of days after it opened. I remember expecting it to be shit but funny (cheap cinema tickets).
But then it started with the montage of Bruce's parents dying mixed with the funeral and Bruce falling into the pit, and I so clearly remember thinking to myself "so when does this get bad?"
>not once did Snyder overcome the MCU
He wasn't trying to. The original plan was to do a standalone Superman trilogy. But the WB execs got greedy so he gave them his JL 5 film plan which had a set beginning and end. Ironically, if they had only stuck to his plan we'd be well into a Flashpoint-style reboot now, but with all the character arcs from the previous films concluded.
And whether you liked/disliked Snyder's movies is irrelevant. The cold hard facts are they made money. WB not only shot themselves in the foot firing him, but worse they failed to replace him with somebody better.
What is it about Snyder that attracts autistic morons?
They’re minorities.
Losers who are attracted to things simply because they get a lot of hate. They're outcasts so they relate to other outcasts.
Lower framerate makes it easier to see for them, these pastel colors also stimulate them
There were perfect things. Diamond absolutes.
Breath in. That's fear.
Prices of goods are so high these days that I wonder if anyone else is like me in that they would see Flash if it was cheaper but so much in life right now is expensive that I can't consciously spend money on going to a movie. I'm saving money to raise a family right now and I can barely pay my bills as they stand. Oppenheimer is the one movie I'm gonna cough up the cash for this summer
In fact, no less than THREE MCU flicks beat Wonder Woman that year.
Cape shit is done
This was the worst time to rerelease a new franchise spin off
It will survive Morbius, Kraven and whatever WB shits out next. Capeshit has survived Fox, and it will survive them.
it's funny how DC keeps trying to matter
WB should've dropped DC and accept that it was never going to be as successful as Marvel, literally, should've dropped right after BvS abysmal reception but instead they decided to keep going and it nearly killed their studio
Now it's truly over because capeshit in general is dying and not even the MCU can keep people interested.
I still think a non-capeshit character like Swamp Thing would be cool
Fricking Jealous JAPS. That is how.
Not the box office! Noooooo! Fill the moneypit DCfam! Buy 1000 tickets each. #wecandcit
why would anyone in their right mind consume comic book bullshit in the year of our lord 2023. get the frick over it already.
that suit looks fricking terrible
Can't fathom why anyone would care about fast guy tbh
DC fans are weird
When it comes to superheroes men ether want to be them or friends with them. Most men don't want anything to do will Miller
>Fricking HOW!?
pic very related
is it really that mysterious to you
the only people who will enjoy this read the talmud lol
>HOW!?
it's a bad movie
>people have gotten really lazy with their superhero stories.
He’s been watching a lot of Marvelkek lately
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1673405862847586304
This is the same idiot who said The Flash is one of the greatest superhero movies of all time?
I thought No Way Home was a pretty lame memberberries gimmick film, but at least it made bank. Even Multiverse of madness did dece t numbers.
This Flash flick was a flaming trainwreck.
I guess it is fitting for this series of DC films.
At least Avengers and the Marvel films achived some good heights before Feige and Alonso crashed it for their bullshit token diversity wave.
As more of a fan of DC characters, it killed me to see Marvel lapping DC with their successful films.
ON YOUR LEFT
>lame Marvel cameo movies are lame but at least they made money!
>Flash bad because it didn't have cameos that appealed to zoomers
cause i watched the cam version twice
I have gone back to scenes in it a number of time.
It is staggering that they went through and produced those scenes, called it a day, and put them in theaters. This film was in development for so long and THIS is what they end up with?!
And then their marketing tries to handwave it with bullsbit like this.
Toxic world of mouth due to several factor which have already been discussed at great length.
no redhead Iris, no watch
simple as
at least this one doesnt try to pass off auburn haired originals as gingers
though I wish you used the comic Annie instead of that illustration
I feel bad for these black actors having to settle for hand me down white roles because Hollywood producers just want token "diversity" and don't actually want authentic black characters for them to play.
Do better.
Jimmy Olsen is one of the most annoying because they should have just had Steel if they wanted a role for a black man. You would have also gotten a black actress to play his niece too.
Don't care how sexy her neck was... that show was trash.
>black noire
>just make him into a black guy
>black canary
>just make her into a black chick
Why are they LIKE THIS??
If Superman Legacy bombs then it’s the end of live action DC movies besides Batman for at least 15 years. We might still get a tv show here and there but there won’t be any large budgets anymore.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Miles doesn't lose baby
People found out Faora doesn't get to do anything so they had no reason to go see it
At least that's why I didn't go see it
Erza Miller is a they/them troony child groomer.
The movie is endorsed by a Pedo Party thrower James Gunn
If people can easily boycott a beer with a troony in the can. Then a movie is cheesecake
>don't try to change things just accept bad things happen
What a bizarre lesson for a capeshit movie of all things to have
>and the first week was shit too
Flush
No one wants to see this weird non binary actor who prolly sucked Bryan Singer or whatever to get his role he gave up that hole
CGI is bad
The actor(flash) got some real bad issues and cant act
The movie was honestly not that bad.
Ezra Miller is boxoffice poison.
Shrimple as.
dude no one wants to see turbo pedo israelite CGI around the heckin CGIverse
Just saw the movie this weekend. It wasn't even that bad. The story is actually way better than garbage like BvS. The issue id assume is that
a) no one cares about the flash
b) DC went on record saying the dcverse is getting rebooted anyways so this movie doesn't matter
c) Ezra is apparently a rapist
>c) Ezra is apparently a rapist
I SAID GET ME THERAPIST!
>Fricking HOW!?
did u skip over the horrible trailers and leaks or were u in a cave?
>hire a creepy israelite/chink homosexual who can't even run to play the FLASH
>nobody watches xer movie
Wow.... WHO could have seen this coming?!
Ezra is too old to play the character, and it's just sad to watch him play someone with a romantic interest in women.
He should have fricked the youger Barry.
IRL he probably would've kidnapped young barry
>Ezra is too old
Ezra is shit, but Barry should be a dude in his forties.
Ezra is too young. He plays the Flash like Wally West. Barry Allen should be just as smart and capable as the other Justice Leaguers. And he should have dated Irvin West instead
>He plays the Flash like Wally West
Frick you. He plays the Flash like Bart, if Bart was a manchild.
>t. Wallygay
Because nobody gives a frick about Ezra's Flash. He's shit.
Ezra is toxic. They need to ditch him, he can't do family friendly roles anymore. Too much baggage.
It's just not really that insteresting
That ugly looking weirdo just isn't the Flash
I mean the guy literally microwaves a baby, life imitates art or art imitates life
>Steals your heart